MotorCity Mayhem

LOL that was great. Much needed and spot on.

[QUOTE=Warpig2000;2873240]We all talk about our not-so favorite Uncle here. Somehow I wonder how anyone who brags he is related to the po-po can think this tidbit is going to help us think he is a trustworthy monger.

Worse, Little Mr. Badass Kevin's " I know martial arts" diatribe. Can't begin to tell how many times I've met people who brag about their martial art prowess and later found out that it was worthless in a street fight. This is slightly off topic but if anyone wants to see what happens with cocky people who expect to misuse martial arts to 'kick someone's ass', google the words "Frantics " and "Ti Kwon Leap". Its a comedy sketch from a Canadian comedy group called the Frantics, but if you watch it on Youtube I can guarantee this sketch probably paints an on-target portrait of young Hothead Kevin, who probably deserves the BOOT TO THE HEAD the student named Ed Gruberman earns in the sketch.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BobAndy1;2884279]Been reading these forums for a few years but never had an experience. I have a gf at home and don't have a vehicle at the moment which doesn't leave me many options. She was out of town for the week and I had some extra cash so I figured I'd finally pop my cherry. Glad I did. I had been in contact for a couple days with Chantilly [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chantilly-is-back-in-town-down-for-an-amazing-night/23840592[/URL] and was supposed to see her but couldn't get ahold of her when the time came. I remembered reading that someone had a good experience with Paris [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/early-bird-special-call-n0w/24399724[/URL] so I texted her and we set up an outcall or her to come to my apartment. Cost was 120 for half hour. We texted back and forth and she finally called when she was on her way. She was really nice on the phone and said that I sounded nice and seemed happy about that. Makes me think theres guys calling these ladies and saying "Lets fuckkkkkk * " anyways she showed up and looked like her pics. We got down to business. BBBJ then to cg and mish to finish. We chatted for a few then she left. All in all it was a good experience and I felt comfortable having her in my home which I understand is a risky thing. Thankfully the woman I have chained up in the basement keeps quiet when I have company over or we might have had a problem jk. I highly recommend her if only or the fact that she is down to earth and made me feel comfortable the whole time and I didn't get the feeling that she was trying to rip me off or screw me over. Chantilly ended up calling me back the next day and I had a little extra cash left so I set up an appointment with her as well. Someone mentioned they paid 140 for an hour, I got a much better deal. She showed up and we got down to business. BBBJ with mish to finish. Enjoyable. She smelled nice and clean so that is a bonus. Will probably repeat. That is all, hopefully my links came through. I am still trying to figure out these forums.[/QUOTE]I've seen chantilly. And I'm going to say it. Bullshit of a review and your first post. I seen her 3 oftimes and I'll never give this girl another opportunity. First time I seen her she stayed the night for $. That night she was absolutely wasted. That was her only time of fun. That night she was so wasted she brought her make up in a cvs plastic bag. She did her make up on my couch fucking wasted. She spilled shit everywhere. She was fun that night, but since omfg save your money unless you like desperate crack heads. The 2nd and 3rd time were major disappointments. She only does missionary and does bb without upcharge. She positions herself to not take it deep. Complains if your big. Completly rushed. BJ is very rushed and lacks any skill. Can be had for 40 for FS. If I were you I would stay as safe as you can with her. I would not recommend her nor repeat. Her hygeine is aweful.

[QUOTE=MrPoundTown;2886820]I've seen chantilly. And I'm going to say it. Bullshit of a review and your first post. I seen her 3 oftimes and I'll never give this girl another opportunity. First time I seen her she stayed the night for $. That night she was absolutely wasted. That was her only time of fun. That night she was so wasted she brought her make up in a cvs plastic bag. She did her make up on my couch fucking wasted. She spilled shit everywhere. She was fun that night, but since omfg save your money unless you like desperate crack heads. The 2nd and 3rd time were major disappointments. She only does missionary and does bb without upcharge. She positions herself to not take it deep. Complains if your big. Completly rushed. BJ is very rushed and lacks any skill. Can be had for 40 for FS. If I were you I would stay as safe as you can with her. I would not recommend her nor repeat. Her hygeine is aweful.[/QUOTE]Why don't you read the review? He said Chantilly bailed on him, so he saw Paris. Learn to read you fucking guys. This is the second guy that questioned this. And he clearly states he saw Paris, not Chantilly.

[QUOTE=HookerLover;2887315]Why don't you read the review? He said Chantilly bailed on him, so he saw Paris. Learn to read you fucking guys. This is the second guy that questioned this. And he clearly states he saw Paris, not Chantilly.[/QUOTE]The review says he saw Chantilly after Paris. It's right at the end.

"Chantilly ended up calling me back the next day and I had a little extra cash left so I set up an appointment with her as well. Someone mentioned they paid 140 for an hour, I got a much better deal. She showed up and we got down to business. BBBJ with mish to finish. Enjoyable. She smelled nice and clean so that is a bonus. Will probably repeat. That is all, hopefully my links came through. I am still trying to figure out these forums. ".

I called her a few days ago and didn't get an answer. In hindsight I'm glad she didn't respond, given what Mr Poundtown has said. I was going to have her come to Ann Arbor too LOL. Would have been a waste of time as I can just imagine her saying I was too big.

[QUOTE=TheBro;2887439]The review says he saw Chantilly after Paris. It's right at the end.

"Chantilly ended up calling me back the next day and I had a little extra cash left so I set up an appointment with her as well. Someone mentioned they paid 140 for an hour, I got a much better deal. She showed up and we got down to business. BBBJ with mish to finish. Enjoyable. She smelled nice and clean so that is a bonus. Will probably repeat. That is all, hopefully my links came through. I am still trying to figure out these forums. ".

I called her a few days ago and didn't get an answer. In hindsight I'm glad she didn't respond, given what Mr Poundtown has said. I was going to have her come to Ann Arbor too LOL. Would have been a waste of time as I can just imagine her saying I was too big.[/QUOTE]I stand corrected. I will be the one who needs to learn how to read. LOL my apologies.

[QUOTE=Jooop;2886686]If its Crissy she at players and many of other Girls Barkeep.[/QUOTE]You sure you weren't Roman Moroni in the movie?

You both slaughter the English language like a weed whacker in a flower bed.

[QUOTE=HookerLover;2887486]I stand corrected. I will be the one who needs to learn how to read. LOL my apologies.[/QUOTE]It's all good! And thank you!

[QUOTE=MrPoundTown;2886820]I've seen chantilly. And I'm going to say it. Bullshit of a review and your first post. I seen her 3 oftimes and I'll never give this girl another opportunity. First time I seen her she stayed the night for $. That night she was absolutely wasted. That was her only time of fun. That night she was so wasted she brought her make up in a cvs plastic bag. She did her make up on my couch fucking wasted. She spilled shit everywhere. She was fun that night, but since omfg save your money unless you like desperate crack heads. The 2nd and 3rd time were major disappointments. She only does missionary and does bb without upcharge. She positions herself to not take it deep. Complains if your big. Completly rushed. BJ is very rushed and lacks any skill. Can be had for 40 for FS. If I were you I would stay as safe as you can with her. I would not recommend her nor repeat. Her hygeine is aweful.[/QUOTE]My experince was a little different. I saw her first thing in the morning and she had just taken a shower. I would imagine she starts to smell by the end of the day though. The performance was pretty lackluster but honestly I don't really care whether she is into it or not. I'm not paying her for her pleasure. I may even see if I throw her a little extra cash if she will pretend to be even more repulsed. Honestly it was my second time into the hobby and I'm completely happy with the experience. I wanted a warm hole and a decent looking girl and for 60 $ I got my moneys worth. I'm sure you gentelman who have more experience will think differently and that's ok. I don't know I I will repeat but for the money it was worth it. Would I pay 150 like others have stated? Hell no but it was a good way to get over my fear and into the hobby.

Thank you for sharing my review with Nichole. She told me she saw it but wouldn't say who showed her. Thanks for going completely against the point of this site and ruining it for so many.

[QUOTE=MikeTurner;2891941]Thank you for sharing my review with Nichole. She told me she saw it but wouldn't say who showed her. Thanks for going completely against the point of this site and ruining it for so many.[/QUOTE]Who did that.

[QUOTE=MikeTurner;2891941]Thank you for sharing my review with Nichole. She told me she saw it but wouldn't say who showed her. Thanks for going completely against the point of this site and ruining it for so many.[/QUOTE]What a ***** move to that asshole. Did she give you a discount? Treat you any better? No, she denied everything and you didn't get to dump your load in her ****. Fucking idiot.

This forum should be used as a resource, use it to tweak your approach to these girls to get the best service for the lowest price. You can't just show a girl a review and say, I'll have what he's having. It just doesn't work like that.

[QUOTE=Formula382;2891983]Who did that.[/QUOTE]Thanks to the person who did that, I'm turned off from sharing my big finds for the future.

[QUOTE=MikeTurner;2891941]Thank you for sharing my review with Nichole. She told me she saw it but wouldn't say who showed her. Thanks for going completely against the point of this site and ruining it for so many.[/QUOTE]First let me say I agree, guys who show chicks reviews here to curry favor are pussies.

However; why do you care? I wouldn't. I don't care what my mechanic thinks of me and I sure don't give a shit what any provider thinks of me, it's her job to be worried about what I think not the other way around.

A2.