Absolutely best comment ever
👇 to the point, well written, and funny as hell! Comment of 2017! 👇
[QUOTE=TommyAnonymus;3662046]I'm sure there is a generic AMP guide somewhere in the forums, and if you read back enough you'll see some detailed descriptions.
I haven't been to Smilers, but have done FE many times. Assuming house fee is still 60, you should bring that plus 140 for the tip. I usually bring only the $ I need in, and leave wallet etc in the car, but sometimes forget and have never worried about them taking more out of my pockets. I suppose they might go through my pockets while I am in the shower, but the last thing they want is an unhappy customer calling police, so I don't worry about them taking anything.
So you go in a room, and give the girl the house fee. If she asks if you were there before say yes, long time ago, can't remember girl's name but she was lots of fun, whatever. Or say, first time here, I used to go to Providence spas, something like that. She asks if you want a shower, you say yes. She leaves, and you get fully undressed. Wrap yrself in a towel if you're shy or cold. She comes back and takes you to the table shower. You can put your valuables in the clear pouch and bring it to shower if you want to. I don't bother. She'll wash you off as you lie on the table with your face on a block of wood instead of a pillow. If she asks if it's ok to clean your junk, you say yes, obviously.
She might then put you in a sauna for a few minutes, where you flip through old magazines and she goes to take anti-nausea medicine or whatever they do. She comes back and takes you to the room. She'll dry you off a little, then you lie face down for a massage. You'll get some semblance of a massage, then she asks what you want. You say "everything. " She might ask how much you'll tip, or maybe even ask for the tip then. Usually I just say "I pay 140" and that does it. I find that newer girls are the ones who want the money up front.
So she leaves again to have a quick smoke and play a hand of online poker, then she comes back, and you enjoy the rest of the hour. Later, she'll bring a hot towel for cleanup and a tiny bottle of water, which you will leave in your car for a month and then feel guilty when your wife drinks it. At the end of the hour, you say thank you, give her a hug, put on your hat and sunglasses and fake moustache, and head out into the blinding sunlight to see if your kid's Sunday school teacher is stopped at the red light there and looking at you. Then you go home or to work, feeling $200 lighter and some combination of satisfaction and regret.[/QUOTE]
I nominate this for best post of the year!
[QUOTE=TommyAnonymus;3662046]I'm sure there is a generic AMP guide somewhere in the forums, and if you read back enough you'll see some detailed descriptions.
I haven't been to Smilers, but have done FE many times. Assuming house fee is still 60, you should bring that plus 140 for the tip. I usually bring only the $ I need in, and leave wallet etc in the car, but sometimes forget and have never worried about them taking more out of my pockets. I suppose they might go through my pockets while I am in the shower, but the last thing they want is an unhappy customer calling police, so I don't worry about them taking anything.
So you go in a room, and give the girl the house fee. If she asks if you were there before say yes, long time ago, can't remember girl's name but she was lots of fun, whatever. Or say, first time here, I used to go to Providence spas, something like that. She asks if you want a shower, you say yes. She leaves, and you get fully undressed. Wrap yrself in a towel if you're shy or cold. She comes back and takes you to the table shower. You can put your valuables in the clear pouch and bring it to shower if you want to. I don't bother. She'll wash you off as you lie on the table with your face on a block of wood instead of a pillow. If she asks if it's ok to clean your junk, you say yes, obviously.
She might then put you in a sauna for a few minutes, where you flip through old magazines and she goes to take anti-nausea medicine or whatever they do. She comes back and takes you to the room. She'll dry you off a little, then you lie face down for a massage. You'll get some semblance of a massage, then she asks what you want. You say "everything. " She might ask how much you'll tip, or maybe even ask for the tip then. Usually I just say "I pay 140" and that does it. I find that newer girls are the ones who want the money up front.
So she leaves again to have a quick smoke and play a hand of online poker, then she comes back, and you enjoy the rest of the hour. Later, she'll bring a hot towel for cleanup and a tiny bottle of water, which you will leave in your car for a month and then feel guilty when your wife drinks it. At the end of the hour, you say thank you, give her a hug, put on your hat and sunglasses and fake moustache, and head out into the blinding sunlight to see if your kid's Sunday school teacher is stopped at the red light there and looking at you. Then you go home or to work, feeling $200 lighter and some combination of satisfaction and regret.[/QUOTE]So where does one buy a fake mustache?
Is Angel Massage closed already?
I have been out of town for quite some time and was excited to try something new. Went to Angel Massage today rightvaroundv3 pm around 3 pm and the door was locked. I also then noticed the neon "open" sign in thevwindowvwas not kit up. I then tried calling and got the voicemail full message.
The last post on BP was from today at 2 pm. I know someone else probably runs the ads, or they are on prepaid subscription. But it sucks to show up to locked doors in the middle of the day.
I just wanted to try something new in the New Year.
Cheapest house fee and cutest / youngest girls?
Don't care for FS. I just want a hot younger looking girl to touch me sensually in this kind of setting.
Anything cheaper than 60 house fee and then what places have the hottest you gest girls. Anyone below 30?