Massage Parlor Reports

Was wondering if any of you guys ever had any experiences like these:

1. I went to an AMP once and requested for a specific girl, then mamasan went to see how much longer before the girl I requested would be available, so when she came back she told me 5 mins, and I guess with the back and forth she forgot to collect the house fee. Not thinking too much about it I assumed my provider would collect it as they do at some AMPs. However when she came in she started the massage right away. At the end I tipped for my extras, and as I was walking out realised I still had not paid the house fee. I just continued walking, I rationalised it as compensation for all the times I had been shorted on time or overpaid for services rendered. I would never not tip my provider, but the house in this case, too bad.

2. Went to another AMP and within 2 mins of the massage my provider was telling me " don't go on computer and say bad stuff about here", of course I pretended to be oblivious and she proceeded to explain that people do reviews of parlors and say how bad the massage was or how unattractive the provider was, and that I should not do that. When I was leaving she told me again " don't go on computer and say bad stuff". To protect my identity I won't mention where this occurred, but has that ever happened to any of you guys? Seems like these places are reading our message boards now. And for the record the provider was rather old, unattractive, and gave a mediocre massage with limited extras.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL

[QUOTE=CourtesanLover; 1448575]Was wondering if any of you guys ever had any experiences like these:

1. I went to an AMP once and requested for a specific girl, then mamasan went to see how much longer before the girl I requested would be available, so when she came back she told me 5 mins, and I guess with the back and forth she forgot to collect the house fee. Not thinking too much about it I assumed my provider would collect it as they do at some AMPs. However when she came in she started the massage right away. At the end I tipped for my extras, and as I was walking out realised I still had not paid the house fee. I just continued walking, I rationalised it as compensation for all the times I had been shorted on time or overpaid for services rendered. I would never not tip my provider, but the house in this case, too bad.

2. Went to another AMP and within 2 mins of the massage my provider was telling me " don't go on computer and say bad stuff about here", of course I pretended to be oblivious and she proceeded to explain that people do reviews of parlors and say how bad the massage was or how unattractive the provider was, and that I should not do that. When I was leaving she told me again " don't go on computer and say bad stuff". To protect my identity I won't mention where this occurred, but has that ever happened to any of you guys? Seems like these places are reading our message boards now. And for the record the provider was rather old, unattractive, and gave a mediocre massage with limited extras.

"Stay thirsty my friends"

CL[/QUOTE]I have found that most AMP providers, if not all, do not want us mongers or hobbyists posting about them as workers or concerning the AMP itself on the internet. Believe it or not, they are well aware that the extra services which they sometimes provide to certain favored customers could, if word got out, land them in trouble with the authorities. This is the reason that, some time ago, I stopped making explicit reference to specific acts performed or offered to be performed at specific AMPs or by specific providers. Naturally, those of you who disagree with me (and I am sure there are many who will) may continue to do so.

I've never gotten away without paying the house fee. However I have had many a provider return a portion of the tip to me when they thought that taking the whole thing would have left me completely without funds. These, and other acts of kindness by AMP workers have convinced me that many of these women have very tender hearts, the few hard-bitten, money-grubbing ones not withstanding.

LexLuther

For posting purposes I am a Noob. However, I have been enjoying the hobby for the past year give or take. While I haven't strayed from JHH, I have been pretty disappointed with the talent lately. My last trip got me Lulu, and while she was sweet, the massage was not very good, and the services were very vanilla. Anyone have any suggestions on where I can find great service for the standard rates? I always go for the hour and give the maximum tip.

GG

[QUOTE=GreyGoose01; 1448613]For posting purposes I am a Noob. However, I have been enjoying the hobby for the past year give or take. While I haven't strayed from JHH, I have been pretty disappointed with the talent lately. My last trip got me Lulu, and while she was sweet, the massage was not very good, and the services were very vanilla. Anyone have any suggestions on where I can find great service for the standard rates? I always go for the hour and give the maximum tip.

GG[/QUOTE]This is a previous report on Lulu:

"Started with a c69 she got hers and almost rolled off the table. Moved into mish, k9, Cg, then she asked for more k9 so we stuck with that until we both finished. Went back to a decent massage and foot rub before we hopped in the shower together for a mutual rub down. $.70 for almost 2 hrs. I left stress free and happy. She says she's here for this month so enjoy it while you can folks."

I like JHH because I know what the minimum experience will be and reliability goes a long way with me.

There was a place out it Owings Mills on Reisterstown Road where the provider and myself were very close. Her share of the. 7 house fee was. 2 which she always gave back and there was no tipping. We got on so well that on the evening of my second visit after we were done she almost went to the floor because her legs were like jello. When business was slow there I would hang out for hours.

Concerning the internet they know all about it and I have been asked to say nice things about the service. As an example JHH became aware of some providers shorting us on time from this web site.

Sometimes you may see a review completely off the chart with bull shit just to please a provider.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1448589]I have found that most AMP providers, if not all, do not want us mongers or hobbyists posting about them as workers or concerning the AMP itself on the internet. Believe it or not, they are well aware that the extra services which they sometimes provide to certain favored customers could, if word got out, land them in trouble with the authorities. This is the reason that, some time ago, I stopped making explicit reference to specific acts performed or offered to be performed at specific AMPs or by specific providers. Naturally, those of you who disagree with me (and I am sure there are many who will) may continue to do so.

I've never gotten away without paying the house fee. However I have had many a provider return a portion of the tip to me when they thought that taking the whole thing would have left me completely without funds. These, and other acts of kindness by AMP workers have convinced me that many of these women have very tender hearts, the few hard-bitten, money-grubbing ones not withstanding.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Amen Mr. Luther, never have I seen something spoken so well. I am in agreement 1000%! Thanks.

So after rttf for info on which AMP to chose I opted for JHH. Like I said I am within a 15 min drive to 6 locations but I chose them. I parked out back (A word of caution they were doing some construction and boards were piled up out back along with some loose nails so watch where you park) I rang the door bell and was greeted with Anna. A nice little package just a little unsteady while on those heels. We took care of the house fee and went upstairs. No shower was offered but I took one before I went out so it's ok.

Got undressed and laid down on the table. She asked if I wanted soft or hard, I chose hard. I'm built for abuse and could've take a bit more than she offered. At least until she got to my legs where it could've gone a little softer. When it came time for the flip she only seemed to give me the 2 hand release so that's what I tipped her for. And after I released she cleaned me up and helped me get dressed. No extra massage to fill out the hour, just escorted to the door.

I don't know if I'll be back as the experience wasn't bad I just expected more from your reviews. Out of curiosity has anyone been to Wonderland recently or Inspire in Essex?

In town for work and I am staying near the Convention Center and would love to sample a FS massage place before I leave tomorrow! Considering I will be taking a Taxi any input would be helpful!

Westside only has one therapist. Sophia. Not bad but not great. New talent due in on Saturday.

For the most part the service here is pretty stellar but the lineup here lately is the lamest I've seen. I ended up with Anna myself last time which was making the best of a less than mediocre situation IMHO. The trip before that I saw Apple who was my ATF, (if she comes back someone PM me quick!). I won't be going back until I hear the lineup has turned over for the better. That's what I like about the forum, you at least get to see who's where when especially as some of the girls just seem to move from place to place which can be either good or bad depending on if you're chasing a good one or seem to be getting chased by the bad.

Happy hunting and let us know if you run into anything good.

HD * woof *

[QUOTE=Stoves Hot; 1448925]So after rttf for info on which AMP to chose I opted for JHH. Like I said I am within a 15 min drive to 6 locations but I chose them. I parked out back (A word of caution they were doing some construction and boards were piled up out back along with some loose nails so watch where you park) I rang the door bell and was greeted with Anna. A nice little package just a little unsteady while on those heels. We took care of the house fee and went upstairs. No shower was offered but I took one before I went out so it's ok.

Got undressed and laid down on the table. She asked if I wanted soft or hard, I chose hard. I'm built for abuse and could've take a bit more than she offered. At least until she got to my legs where it could've gone a little softer. When it came time for the flip she only seemed to give me the 2 hand release so that's what I tipped her for. And after I released she cleaned me up and helped me get dressed. No extra massage to fill out the hour, just escorted to the door.

I don't know if I'll be back as the experience wasn't bad I just expected more from your reviews. Out of curiosity has anyone been to Wonderland recently or Inspire in Essex?[/QUOTE]

I had an enjoyable session at VS with WeWe from Beijing. That's my phonetic spelling, not sure if that is how to spell it. She is probably about 5'6", slender, nice Bs, (hell, make that B+) , long hair and looks great in a tank top and shorts. Appears to be about 27-28, but her cute, girly personality has me thinking she could be younger.

She offered hard, medium or soft massage, and I chose hard, as I usually do. The massage was excellent. She is quite skilled at giving strong pressure using her hands, elbows and knees. It was also very nice how she teased the crack at the lower end of the spinal massage, and always maintained close contact throughout (something very important to me).

Before flip a very nice, extensive light touch, and after, I asked for the whole deal $, hinting this could be adjusted, in response to her request. I went right into DATY, to which she was extremely responsive and enjoyed greatly. I don't know if it is me or the girls, but it seems that less than 50% are highly responsive to this; whatever, a good time was had in this instance. During mish she was pretty tight (I'm not bragging here, I'm pretty average) , but she loosened up and I let her ride to the finish on top.

A few sample comments from her (you've probably heard some of these) :

"My English not so good."

"So big!"

"China too many people!"

"Chinese men no good!"

She will be around for about two weeks.

6 + $.3 for great massage, great attitude, great service. I hope I'm not contributing to inflation; I welcome feedback from experienced posters. But I felt it was good to reward what I'd like to have more of (even if I might not be able to afford as much of it.)

Hit up 7437 in GB today. Met with Susan. Just fresh in from NYC. Teeth could use some work but a tight little package nonetheless. Opted for the hhr since I was already behind schedule. Told her we could skip most of the massage and get down to business. Took. 7 for a CBJ since she didn't have to put in much time on the massage. It was a good CBJ but the cover was unusual for me. I guess they were fresh out of tools because she came back with lotion and saran wrap. I'm sure this is probably done many times over in different spots but it's new to me and I've been at this for almost 10 yrs now. Anyways it was good and I finished up in about 10 mins. Great clean up and some idle chit chat. She'll be there for a month so I will try her out for FS next go around. Side note, she did offer the massage after the deed was done so I appreciated that even though I declined.

Enjoy fellas.

[QUOTE=Krock21;1449557]I guess they were fresh out of tools because she came back with lotion and saran wrap.[/QUOTE]Some AMPs don't keep raincoats in the place so it is best to BYOC, even if it is a place that usually has them. Saran Wrap is a deal breaker for me.

[QUOTE=Horsetrader;1450199]Some AMPs don't keep raincoats in the place so it is best to BYOC, even if it is a place that usually has them. Saran Wrap is a deal breaker for me.[/QUOTE]I always have some with me.

I agree with you that apple was a cute girl and provided good service last time I saw her she mentioned coming back in August I hope it's true

A suggestion Sofia is not a young as apple but she is a trooper and she goes the extra mile to please you.

Looking forward for the end of summer to see apple.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1449427]For the most part the service here is pretty stellar but the lineup here lately is the lamest I've seen. I ended up with Anna myself last time which was making the best of a less than mediocre situation IMHO. The trip before that I saw Apple who was my ATF, (if she comes back someone PM me quick!). I won't be going back until I hear the lineup has turned over for the better. That's what I like about the forum, you at least get to see who's where when especially as some of the girls just seem to move from place to place which can be either good or bad depending on if you're chasing a good one or seem to be getting chased by the bad.

Happy hunting and let us know if you run into anything good.

HD * woof *[/QUOTE]