Massage Parlor Reports

Located in Warrenton VA. Anybody been? I have driven by a few times late at night and it seems to be opne. Good sign?

This place that you speak of, you never gave a location, sir.

[QUOTE=Computer Luvvv;1173311]This place that you speak of, you never gave a location, sir.[/QUOTE]And I stated why.

Perhaps you could PM him for the location.

We are trying to leave fewer details until DC fully recovers.

[QUOTE=Computer Luvvv;1173311]This place that you speak of, you never gave a location, sir.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Blowtorch;1173299]Located in Warrenton VA. Anybody been? I have driven by a few times late at night and it seems to be opne. Good sign?[/QUOTE]I went out there when it first opened, then about a month later. Its standard NOVA fare, but ok. There is a mattress on the floor (or there was both times I went). Thought to myelf that I was in for a great time. Not so much! It was not part of either session.

BTW, if you have any pet peaves.

Its on the 2nd floor behind a restaurant. There is an elevator that takes you up to their front door. Its kind of an awkward setup. Then there is a lot of space between the door and the floor you can see feet walking by. No carpeting from what I remember. Its pretty clinical setting ecept the mattress

With all the closings in DC, is Vermont still open?

So my brother and I lived in dc for a while and left, but now were coming back and we want to try this thing out so where are to good spots at in dc or northern VA. And what do all these acronyms mean. Please hook me up.

My first time at H&H. I like the offbeat vibe of the place, birdcage in front, frumpy furnishings, old woman in charge who said,"We have an unannounced guest." I was introduced to Linda, a Latina, and a Caucasian woman (the Ethiopian attendant had left for the day). I chose Linda, who I found quite attractive. Dark hair and eyes, pretty face, in her 30s, nice bee cups. Since it was our first meeting she was a bit reticent, which led to a lukewarm session. She started the shower and then left to change into a dress. I had to wait a bit before she returned to start the massage. She used unscented oils, a light touch, slow pace. The best part was when she massaged my feet. She applied more pressure there. Overall the massage was uninspired. Standard NOVA on the flip, then a heated towel, and another trip to the shower.

I'll visit earlier next time and will try the attendant Whahooboy94 describes in his post.

[QUOTE=MrWhatever; 1173165]So I get back to this place and the SAME chick greets me and I ask if I can try someone different cause I like variety. She is cool with it. She gets someone else. This time the chick looks like late 20s and early 30s. I think perfect. Face is cute, and body is good with B cups. This is where things slowly god down hill. Hit her with the fee for the massage and I get ready for TS. TS is like any other TS but the whole time I get this wierd vibe from this girl like she has a shitty attitude that she is trying to cover up but you can still sense / read it. Then she goes to dry me up. Kinda half asses it. We get back to the room and I end up having to dry myself up a little more while she left. When she comes back she starts the massage. Massage is painful and not that good. She asks if it feels ok and I obviously say yea cause I'm a man but I swear it felt like she was trying to hurt me. She was putting her whole body into some of those thumb presses. During this process I ask about the FS. She said how much. I offer the standard obviously. She asks for more. I told her I don't have more. We settle on that price. After the massage she asks for the money before everything else. I give it to her. She then asks for more again even tho we settled on a price and I'm thinking what? And then she gives me this look as if I'm cheap. Number 1. We didn't even finish yet, but she wants me to tip extra on service I haven't even been given? Her whole attitude was just shitty the whole time basically (from ts to finish). It really turned me off from the whole experience. I literally struggle to get a nut off because of her attitude. I eventually lose my "Will" (if you know what I mean) for a bit and she is like "maybe not today" and I'm thinking,"no maybe you need to not be a * and stop making me feel weird about all of this." I ask her to give me 5 minutes so I can gather my thoughts and she is hesitant but then she agrees. She leaves and then comes back in literally like 1 minute and keeps saying maybe not today come back again etc. And I'm like no, let me try. So I get it back by focusing on someone else and I get the nut off. Mind you its been like 45 minutes total, not the whole hour so its not like I was going past the time limit. As I'm getting dressed its like she wants me to hurry up. She is standing by the door with her hand on the knob with the door cracked open peaking out of it and then looking back at me then peaking back out. So I'm trying to put my clothes on faster to oblige this chick. Then she just ups and walks out and I'm thinking damn I can't put this stuff on any faster. She comes right back and is staring at me with the door like half open waiting and then I finally get my shoes on and She walks me out. I feel like I wasted my money. I didn't leave the way I left all my other experiences at an AMP. I wasn't happy, but I wasn't upset. I just felt like "man, whatever" after I left. I don't like it. I felt GREAT after leaving the first time. This time I felt like it would have been better to have that money in my pocket still. And it slowly ate at me more and more over time to where I'm laying in bed trying to sleep and I can't stop thinking about how annoyed I am now about the whole situation to where instead of me posting my reports tomorrow, I had to get it off my chest now. Honestly, The experience kinda turned me off from AMPs in general and I feel like just not even bothering. With that said.

That experience really made me appreciate Mist and Sky more for the attitudes the girls had at those places. I mean, attitude is huge difference, in fact, it's a game changer. Even the chick I messed up with my first time at mist had a attitude 100 times better than this chick (after I made it right with her of course). Damn I wish Mist and Sky were still going.

Anyways. Those are my honest reports and how I felt about them, hopefully I didn't piss anyone off here.[/QUOTE]This is a common mistake among us as men. We are taught from small to be nice to women, no matter what, and this provider knows it, and used it to her advantage thus still being paid in full for sloppy service. The only reason she kept up with shitty attitude was because you didn't put her in her place from when you first sensed it. I'm sure she probably gets away with this all the time; again, most guys will try to accommodate her mood, as opposed to being up front. What we as mongers need to understand is that this is not your typical day to day male-female interaction, where we have to put up with a woman's attitude. They are providing a service. And just like any retail based business, it's all about the customer. You should have politely told her that you didn't come here and pay her your hard earned money to acquire more stress, but rather to alleviate it, and if that's a problem, you want to see another provider, or talk to who's in charge.

Again, your not on a date where we have to go along with the womans attitude, in hopes of getting what we want out of the situation. It's her job to accommodate 'you'.

I know that people don't posts the names or the address of these places but I need to know. Prices would also be good I just need to know.

[QUOTE=Oppen; 1178219]My first time at H&H. I like the offbeat vibe of the place, birdcage in front, frumpy furnishings, old woman in charge who said,"We have an unannounced guest." I was introduced to Linda, a Latina, and a Caucasian woman (the Ethiopian attendant had left for the day). I chose Linda, who I found quite attractive. Dark hair and eyes, pretty face, in her 30s, nice bee cups. Since it was our first meeting she was a bit reticent, which led to a lukewarm session. She started the shower and then left to change into a dress. I had to wait a bit before she returned to start the massage. She used unscented oils, a light touch, slow pace. The best part was when she massaged my feet. She applied more pressure there. Overall the massage was uninspired. Standard NOVA on the flip, then a heated towel, and another trip to the shower.

I'll visit earlier next time and will try the attendant Whahooboy94 describes in his post.[/QUOTE]I think you missed the hints. The "old woman in charge" is the owner, and she prefers appointments to unannounced guests. So I would suggest calling ahead next time instead of just dropping in.

[QUOTE=Eerock;1178891]I think you missed the hints. The "old woman in charge" is the owner, and she prefers appointments to unannounced guests. So I would suggest calling ahead next time instead of just dropping in.[/QUOTE]Yes, you're right. I'll do that next time.

[QUOTE=Kenji Roma;1178550]I know that people don't posts the names or the address of these places but I need to know. Prices would also be good I just need to know.[/QUOTE]That's funny, there's a high school kid with your name on Facebook.

[QUOTE=Dr Bombay;1179192]That's funny, there's a high school kid with your name on Facebook.[/QUOTE]I'm the original though!

[QUOTE=Kenji Roma;1176811]So my brother and I lived in dc for a while and left, but now were coming back and we want to try this thing out so where are to good spots at in dc or northern VA. And what do all these acronyms mean. Please hook me up.[/QUOTE]Some of the good spots in DC include (a) the top of the Washington Monument, (be) the Lincoln Memorial and Reflecting Pool, (see) the Smithsonian Museums, (the) the National Archives, and (the) Arlington National Cemetery (in VA). Try them out; you'll find them fascinating and educational.

Seriously, though, the currency of this hobby is information. Such information is gained through experience, the expenditure of one's time, and the exchange of your hard-earned cash for those experiences. Not much of this board's members' infomation came to them gratis. They went out and obtained it.

Imagine if you were to go up to a total stranger on the street and ask him to give you, say, $20 or so. That person would likely tell you to take a hike or give you a much ruder response. You should view asking for info in the same light, at least until you've built up your credibility and shown that you've contributed something to the forum. Right now, you've only got 3 posts to your credit, and none of them contain actionable intel.

Now, in spite of all this, many folks who read this forum have been so generous as to post, free of charge, reports of their personal experiences. It's all there, for anyone to read. You just have to expend some of your own time and energy in reading them; then, you'll know where some of the "good spots" in DC and Virginia are located. But NO ONE is going to deliver it to you on a silver platter. If you and your brother want to "try this thing," you need to get off your@$$ and do some minimal work. Once you do so, and then start sharing some of your experiences, you'll start receiving some quality info from other members.

Got it? It's really quite simple. Now, go forth and report back.

RR