Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

I think your list is a good study guide. My Ho-dar does a Geiger counter sound anytime a non pro sounds the least bit like a BP Ad.

[QUOTE=Jp1575; 1224251]I'll drop my top 10 clues for knowing that they're not a "non-pro" as they claim:

1) If they have preset amounts for time, I. E."I'd like $$ for an hour and $ for a half"

2) If, when asked, they say this isn't their first time doing this, and say they've done it "five or 6 times".

3) If they offer to give you a CBJ and never a BBBJ.

4) If they want to meet you at a hotel and ask to keep the room, and they never mentioned difficulties in having a place to stay.

5) When you finally meet up, they clock watch.

6) They know all of the terminology we used on here (BBBJ, FS, cim, etc.).

7) They only have professional looking pictures of themselves and no regular, everyday shots.

8) They have already "decided" that you can't come to their place and already know of an hourly notel.

9) They use fake pics.

10) The amount and type of tats that they have rival any SWs. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DropFrame; 1224652]"So you post my pictures on ussexguide. Shame on you"

This was an email I just got. Looks like nobody knows how to keep their mouth shut. Well this is the last you will hear from me. Hope somebody learns from this.

And I only shared with senior members with actual reports.

PS Here's the latest you will never know about. [/QUOTE]Dude, I don't see why the girls would worry about you posting their images as these photos are already all over the net. Download tineye my man, its giving hits like crazy on these photos. Someone is playing you.

So I tell miss bait & switch I'll give her 3. 0 if she comes to see me in downtown after work (I'm a 40 yo accountant in a downtown auditing firm who loves chocolate ladies like her). Sho nuff, they take the bait. I tell her to meet me at the America's Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel at 5:30. I called her at 5:15 to say I got the room: 108. She calls at 6:00pm:

"Where are you? You're not in 108."

"I can see you're not the girl in the picture."

"Where you at? Can you see me?"

"Don't worry where I'm at. You aren't the girl in the picture."

"Why you playing games!"

"Why YOU playing games?"

Click. I hang up.

My phone starts blowing up. My Google Voice number has never been used in the two years I've had it. Man was it working now. Her pimp leaves messages telling how he's going to kick my ass. Shoot me. Blah blah. Then he says what I want to hear,"Ima be right here til your punk ass comes out."

"You've reached the LAPD's Emergency number. Operator _____. What are you reporting?"

"There's a black male beating a black female in a car in the parking lot of the Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel." "No, I can't see the make & model. I'm on the second floor." "It's a dark color. Maybe blue." " I only see the two of them in the front seat. No one else."

I'm such an ass.

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1224691]Excellent idea!

BALDY CRUISER[/QUOTE]

Bladerunner now that is exactly the perfect way to handle that situation bro. And for that I give you mad props! I wish we could see the look on there face the LE shows up and they got some explaining to do!"Well officer, hmm, this here is my manager? And I was suppose to entertain someone here tonight and they played a trick me, because I act like someone I'm not!". Hahahaha! Funny bro! I love it!

[QUOTE=BladeRunner556; 1224799]So I tell miss bait & switch I'll give her 3. 0 if she comes to see me in downtown after work (I'm a 40 yo accountant in a downtown auditing firm who loves chocolate ladies like her). Sho nuff, they take the bait. I tell her to meet me at the America's Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel at 5:30. I called her at 5:15 to say I got the room: 108. She calls at 6:00pm:

"Where are you? You're not in 108."

"I can see you're not the girl in the picture."

"Where you at? Can you see me?"

"Don't worry where I'm at. You aren't the girl in the picture."

"Why you playing games!"

"Why YOU playing games?"

Click. I hang up.

My phone starts blowing up. My Google Voice number has never been used in the two years I've had it. Man was it working now. Her pimp leaves messages telling how he's going to kick my ass. Shoot me. Blah blah. Then he says what I want to hear,"Ima be right here til your punk ass comes out."

"You've reached the LAPD's Emergency number. Operator _____. What are you reporting?"

"There's a black male beating a black female in a car in the parking lot of the Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel." "No, I can't see the make & model. I'm on the second floor." "It's a dark color. Maybe blue." " I only see the two of them in the front seat. No one else."

I'm such an ass. [/QUOTE]You should get an award.

[QUOTE=DropFrame; 1224652]"So you post my pictures on ussexguide. Shame on you"

This was an email I just got. Looks like nobody knows how to keep their mouth shut. Well this is the last you will hear from me. Hope somebody learns from this.

And I only shared with senior members with actual reports.

PS Here's the latest you will never know about.[/QUOTE]That sucks dropframe she looks really. Hot

Anybody already familiar with her. Said she'd actually clean my house for a grant or help me in the bedroom for Franklin.

Rock on Blade!

They deserve that shit.

[QUOTE=BladeRunner556; 1224799]So I tell miss bait & switch I'll give her 3. 0 if she comes to see me in downtown after work (I'm a 40 yo accountant in a downtown auditing firm who loves chocolate ladies like her). Sho nuff, they take the bait. I tell her to meet me at the America's Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel at 5:30. I called her at 5:15 to say I got the room: 108. She calls at 6:00pm:

"Where are you? You're not in 108."

"I can see you're not the girl in the picture."

"Where you at? Can you see me?"

"Don't worry where I'm at. You aren't the girl in the picture."

"Why you playing games!"

"Why YOU playing games?"

Click. I hang up.

My phone starts blowing up. My Google Voice number has never been used in the two years I've had it. Man was it working now. Her pimp leaves messages telling how he's going to kick my ass. Shoot me. Blah blah. Then he says what I want to hear,"Ima be right here til your punk ass comes out."

"You've reached the LAPD's Emergency number. Operator _____. What are you reporting?"

"There's a black male beating a black female in a car in the parking lot of the Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel." "No, I can't see the make & model. I'm on the second floor." "It's a dark color. Maybe blue." " I only see the two of them in the front seat. No one else."

I'm such an ass. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DropFrame; 1224652]"So you post my pictures on ussexguide. Shame on you"

This was an email I just got. Looks like nobody knows how to keep their mouth shut. Well this is the last you will hear from me. Hope somebody learns from this.

And I only shared with senior members with actual reports.

PS Here's the latest you will never know about.[/QUOTE]Honeys great, I'm pretty sure I get her best deals going, I tried to share her on this board and even did so as a good will gesture but still got me nowhere. And SFV is dry, so I'm just sticking to HX from now on man. I'm tired of crap shoot ass CL ads. No way.

[QUOTE=DropFrame; 1224652]"So you post my pictures on ussexguide. Shame on you"

This was an email I just got. Looks like nobody knows how to keep their mouth shut. Well this is the last you will hear from me. Hope somebody learns from this.

And I only shared with senior members with actual reports.

PS Here's the latest you will never know about. [/QUOTE]Yeah, dude, this girls is all over the internet. Someone is yanking your chain.

She's no gem, just a cubic zirconia!

[QUOTE=BladeRunner556; 1224799]So I tell miss bait & switch I'll give her 3. 0 if she comes to see me in downtown after work (I'm a 40 yo accountant in a downtown auditing firm who loves chocolate ladies like her). Sho nuff, they take the bait. I tell her to meet me at the America's Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel at 5:30. I called her at 5:15 to say I got the room: 108. She calls at 6:00pm:

"Where are you? You're not in 108."

"I can see you're not the girl in the picture."

"Where you at? Can you see me?"

"Don't worry where I'm at. You aren't the girl in the picture."

"Why you playing games!"

"Why YOU playing games?"

Click. I hang up.

My phone starts blowing up. My Google Voice number has never been used in the two years I've had it. Man was it working now. Her pimp leaves messages telling how he's going to kick my ass. Shoot me. Blah blah. Then he says what I want to hear,"Ima be right here til your punk ass comes out."

"You've reached the LAPD's Emergency number. Operator _____. What are you reporting?"

"There's a black male beating a black female in a car in the parking lot of the Best Value Inn on 7th & Bixel." "No, I can't see the make & model. I'm on the second floor." "It's a dark color. Maybe blue." " I only see the two of them in the front seat. No one else."

I'm such an ass. [/QUOTE]Priceless!

[QUOTE=Glasses;1224937]Anybody already familiar with her. Said she'd actually clean my house for a grant or help me in the bedroom for Franklin.[/QUOTE]I got a response from her. Said she was on the rag and offered a CBJ for a benjamin. That made my spidey senses tingle. What regular girl offers cbjs? I backed off, and she offered a BBBJ, and some bedroom assistance after Aunt Flo left. The CBJ thing still had me worried, so I passed.

If you want to TOFTT, let us know how it turns out.

[QUOTE=DropFrame; 1224652]"So you post my pictures on ussexguide. Shame on you"

This was an email I just got. Looks like nobody knows how to keep their mouth shut. Well this is the last you will hear from me. Hope somebody learns from this.

And I only shared with senior members with actual reports.

PS Here's the latest you will never know about. [/QUOTE]Dude, at best its a fake pic, unless the porn starlet Lisa Belize has a twin sister that is a non pro, LOL.

She posts on HX.

[QUOTE=DropFrame; 1224652]"So you post my pictures on ussexguide.Shame on you"

This was an email I just got.Looks like nobody knows how to keep their mouth shut.Well this is the last you will hear from me.Hope somebody learns from this.

And I only shared with senior members with actual reports.

PS Here's the latest you will never know about.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1224833]You should get an award.[/QUOTE]The funny thing is, I was having dinner with my sister & her family while they were probably proned out on some hot asphalt in downtown. The pimp emailed me a day later still talking trash, so I wrote to him, "That's what you get when you do a bait & switch on a man. If you want to keep at it, I can create another email address & use my throw away phone # to pull this on you again. You won't know you got clowned again until you get there. So just stop trying to fool muthafuckas and be real. "

I haven't heard from him since.