Plush spa = waste of time and money
One of my go to places has steadily gone downhill and has gotten more expensive. One hour is now $85 ! They also do the old bait and switch. If you make an appointment with a specific tech, make the drive, when you arrive you often hear that so and so had a family emergency. So I will have to do your massage.
They currently have 3 techs. Here is my perspective:
La: nice looking But a boring massage. Never a. Whiff of a hint of a tease.
Crystal: left for a time but unfortunately returned. I'm ok with no. Teasing. That's fine, but this one actually yells at you if. You move your hips a little bit or. If your. Arms are. In the way. No. Thanks.
Keisha. Newer tech. The one somewhat promising tech. Will brush up against the boys quite often.
So if you want an. Overpriced rubdown from an unlicensed techwith little hope of extras, then this is the place for you.
Pm me if you have additional perspective.
UTR massage Harrison Or Eastside
I'm looking for a UTR situation a little closer to home. I not had much luck outside the typical AMP's in Cincinnati or Indianapolis. If any senior members could throw me a bone I'd appreciate it. I promise not to disrupt your situation.
Has anyone tried this one?
[URL]https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/hws/d/milford-relaxing-body-massage-milford-oh/7651830979.html[/URL]
I am thinking of trying her service. Any suggestions or advice would be appreciated.
There are forum posts out there
[QUOTE=GoodWill123;6562543]MK, you are hilarious. LMFAO. The "Fort" with blankets and broomsticks, and " Mr Ed getting electrocuted. " I actually laughed out loud.
Yeah I think I've heard that guy or someone similar at another parlor. I remember back when Hong Kong massage on Wooster Pike was around, I was in a room getting an HE, and the guy in the room next to me was moaning away like crazy. The lady who was doing me stepped out and asked the guy to settle down.
LOL there should be classes on AMP etiquette. I'm still laughing at "The Fort. " LMFAO.[/QUOTE]For people who care to read them, there's great guidelines out there. Years ago when I was cracking into the AMP side of the hobby I found a great rundown of do's and don'ts. It may have even been on USASG, I can't remember. A lot of it was common sense but there were some tips that I found helpful like waiting in your car instead of in the lobby and asking if there's a back door to use for departure once you've become a regular. When I go to the AMP I don't want to see anyone else, and I don't want to be seen. Those tips helped. Every AMP operates differently and I've never come across guidelines for a blanket fort massage so maybe we need a special set of goose guidelines. Another guy came in because he left his glasses behind and it interrupted my and other monger's massage. Same visit as Mr. Ed. Cmon, fellow mongers, clean it up. Don't bring sh*t in that you don't need that can potentially be left behind. The language barrier in these places makes it twice as difficult and intrusive. My lady couldn't understand what the guy was saying, so another came out, two massages interrupted, etc. Sloppy mongering.
These guidelines are out there. Google will help. Hell, what's common sense to some might be new information to others. Doesn't hurt to read up on how you can make a better experience for yourself and others. The problem is that this information is available to "those who care to read it" and something tells me Buddy the Horse suffers from a little bit of narcissism with a side of IDGAF and likely won't take the time to better himself between booking QVs with a parlor's hottest masseuse. Just a hunch.