Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1451755]So I guess it's like the "Prestige" between you and I. You just haven't figured out my act. Remember Sun was just as run down before it's move. And you still haven't seen my VIP room. I doubt you could share you're bed with Ada since you've been bunking with Bookman. Besides from what I been told you're dau cu is a little burnt with all your visits to the tanning bed. You know it's all an illusion anyways KIP. Just like you and I. We're just here to entertain the troops. Is that what you eat with your Wheaties? Definitely not a good source of Vitamin C. I would recommend some Vitamin B at Fantacy to cure your ails.[/QUOTE]I only live in Ohio 12-15 days a month! I have purchased a comfortable pad in Atlanta and have had trouble finding a tanning bed that is reasonable enough to purchase for my home there! I do like to tan and have a bed in Ohio. Being my job keeps me outdoors most of the time, I don't care for the uneveness that clothing causes.

Ada has told me on numerous occasions that I have nice skin! Now, is she talking tan or what. All I will tell you is we did have a little thing and I did get on her twice! Yes, from posts and all things considered, I don't know that anyone else has conquered that feat. It has been a long while and I don't have plans for a future visit. And yes, she is a good piece of ass. It seem you two have had plenty of conversations involving me! Why, are you infatuated? I am just your average hard working guy! How do you get into a deep enough conversation to talk about someone on such a deep level? Are you a stalker? If so I can't wait to have that face to face meeting so I can finally look, laugh and through up all at once. I think its time to bury the hatchet with Ada, I will be in Warren this week!

Happy Mongering

That's Mr. Clown to you! Have a great Mem Day weekend all you mongers way up north.[/QUOTE]Ok enought with the bad movie refrences and the showering habits of the KOW. Can we get back to reviews? Anybody been to a spa this week? K

[QUOTE=Frank69;1452404]That's Mr. Clown to you! Have a great Mem Day weekend all you mongers way up north.[/QUOTE]Ok enought with the bad movie refrences and the showering habits of the KOW. Can we get back to reviews? Anybody been to a spa this week? K[/QUOTE]Why don't you go park in some of the spas lots and interview the guys who come out? You should get it by now but obviously you don't.

Happy Mongering.

I am new to AMP's but it seems that Warren is the lace to go. It also looks like Fantasy or Sun are the places to go to. Since I am new at this is there anything I should know so I don't make a fool of myself?

Ok just jokin! Whoops, sorry Joker! The current line up is Jackie, Genie, Jay and batting in the clean up position is Angela! A beautiful new addition to Sammi's entourage. A very brief description: Very petite. 90lbs if, very attractive facial features and all natural. My guess, Mid to late 20's. Great massage skills and a very attentive.

Any more? Pm me! I don't know how long she is here, so hurry down to the #1 spa in town.

Happy Mongering

Ok. So I stopped in at Fantacy early this evening. No one in the lot when I got there but two others when I left. YES! The black Volvo wins again and has first pick! Anyway was met at the door by Ada. Met Bee, shortest table shower there yet, but somehow I'm pretty sure I get a tiny bit cleaner there then I do in my own shower. But that's a subject for another day. Anyway, Bee provided a fantastic massage and the rest of the evening was spectacular as well. A tad bit vocal for my taste. By that I mean that it seemed kind of fake. Not the worst thing in the world if you're into that, but with some of the other options such as Kim or Cindy (God, I hope she comes back soon) at least there wasn't any of that. Having said that, she is sweet, speaks excellent English and is very skilled. Mahalo. Sluggo out.

[QUOTE=BigBob666;1452775]I am new to AMP's but it seems that Warren is the lace to go. It also looks like Fantasy or Sun are the places to go to. Since I am new at this is there anything I should know so I don't make a fool of myself?[/QUOTE]Read back fifteen or twenty pages, and filter out the bullshit, and you should find all the information you need. If not, read further. That's what all these thousands of posts are here for. You are on the right track with Sun though. Go there and you won't be disappointed.

[QUOTE=BigBob666;1452775]I am new to AMP's but it seems that Warren is the lace to go. It also looks like Fantasy or Sun are the places to go to. Since I am new at this is there anything I should know so I don't make a fool of myself?[/QUOTE]Reminds me of a great line once used when I was at a strip club. When asked if I wanted a dance I said I was kinda new to this, the girl said,"Don't worry, I'm the one who dances". Read the forum, lot's of good information. Be clean and polite and have some fun. The girls will teach you how to play the game.

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1452149]I only live in Ohio 12-15 days a month! I have purchased a comfortable pad in Atlanta and have had trouble finding a tanning bed that is reasonable enough to purchase for my home there! I do like to tan and have a bed in Ohio. Being my job keeps me outdoors most of the time, I don't care for the uneveness that clothing causes.

Ada has told me on numerous occasions that I have nice skin! Now, is she talking tan or what. All I will tell you is we did have a little thing and I did get on her twice! Yes, from posts and all things considered, I don't know that anyone else has conquered that feat. It has been a long while and I don't have plans for a future visit. And yes, she is a good piece of ass. It seem you two have had plenty of conversations involving me! Why, are you infatuated? I am just your average hard working guy! How do you get into a deep enough conversation to talk about someone on such a deep level? Are you a stalker? If so I can't wait to have that face to face meeting so I can finally look, laugh and through up all at once. I think its time to bury the hatchet with Ada, I will be in Warren this week!

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]So you must be the new taxi service for Sun. Is that why you're down in Atlanta besides working your supposedly contract job? Though the whole contract job could just be a front, are you're working the talent pool down there to convince them to come up here? Thank God. Now maybe Sun will be the best of the best again since the talent there has become so old and tired. Stalker? Maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror. Remember I don't have a reflection so you're just seeing yourself. Maybe you're just daydreaming again. You know how you are with reality. Again KIP we're all an illusion. I'm going back to the magic at Fantacy.

[QUOTE=VampireWeekend;1453217]So you must be the new taxi service for Sun. Is that why you're down in Atlanta besides working your supposedly contract job? Though the whole contract job could just be a front, are you're working the talent pool down there to convince them to come up here? Thank God. Now maybe Sun will be the best of the best again since the talent there has become so old and tired. Stalker? Maybe you should look at yourself in the mirror. Remember I don't have a reflection so you're just seeing yourself. Maybe you're just daydreaming again. You know how you are with reality. Again KIP we're all an illusion. I'm going back to the magic at Fantacy.[/QUOTE]Yesterday you accused him of taking the taxi because of Mike or his team might be watching and today you are assuming he is the Atlanta to Warren young Korean taxi service. How do you dream this stuff up? Too funny.

Happy Mongering

Ok per advice I went to warren today and was planning on going to fantasy, I drove down the road and saw Sun on the right, no cars in the lot. I continued on my way to fantasy and hit construction. Agggggggg I should have turned around then, but I kept going, I get to what looks like a condemed house with a sign for fantasy and see 2 cars in the drive way. AGGGGGG. So I turn around and head for home. I see 2 cars in the sun lot but discide to try it anyway. I am greated by a nice older asian woman who asks me for $50 massage fee. And takes me to a small dark room. She tells me to get undressed and Cookie will be right with me. Per some advice from sombody on here I get undressed and put 100 on the table and wait. A very actractive Petite woman comes in tells me she is cooke and asks if I am ready for a shower. WOW that was the best shower I have ever had, she soaps me up and then rubs her naked body all over me. She then takes me back to a room for my massage. It was a nice massage nothing special. After that she blows my mind with things that I will never forget till the day I die. (I guess I am not supost to post the intimate details). All I can say is best choice I have ever made was to turn around.

[QUOTE=KingIpinni; 1452866]Ok just jokin! Whoops, sorry Joker! The current line up is Jackie, Genie, Jay and batting in the clean up position is Angela! A beautiful new addition to Sammi's entourage. A very brief description: Very petite. 90lbs if, very attractive facial features and all natural. My guess, Mid to late 20's. Great massage skills and a very attentive.

Any more? Pm me! I don't know how long she is here, so hurry down to the #1 spa in town.

Happy Mongering[/QUOTE]Sweet and petite please tell me more my good man Phlip

[QUOTE=BigBob666;1453548]Ok per advice I went to warren today and was planning on going to fantasy, I drove down the road and saw Sun on the right, no cars in the lot. I continued on my way to fantasy and hit construction. Agggggggg I should have turned around then, but I kept going, I get to what looks like a condemed house with a sign for fantasy and see 2 cars in the drive way. AGGGGGG. So I turn around and head for home. I see 2 cars in the sun lot but discide to try it anyway. I am greated by a nice older asian woman who asks me for $50 massage fee. And takes me to a small dark room. She tells me to get undressed and Cookie will be right with me. Per some advice from sombody on here I get undressed and put 100 on the table and wait. A very actractive Petite woman comes in tells me she is cooke and asks if I am ready for a shower. WOW that was the best shower I have ever had, she soaps me up and then rubs her naked body all over me. She then takes me back to a room for my massage. It was a nice massage nothing special. After that she blows my mind with things that I will never forget till the day I die. (I guess I am not supost to post the intimate details). All I can say is best choice I have ever made was to turn around.[/QUOTE]Glad you had a good time! If you did go to Fantasy you could have seen VPW VIP SUITE! Or as I call it "The Polished Turd Room". A true special place that only special people see! Speaking of tax service, I saw a middle aged man driving a short yellow bus wearing a cape and fangs up by 422 and Laird! I thought WTF, then I realized what I was seeing. All I got to say is that cape looked like Monicas dress!

Has anyone else paid a visit to Angela?

Happy Mongering

Yes please tell more about angela or PM me her intell hurry time is not our friend.

There will be another addition on the Eastside that will create a gale force for several days starting late Memorial day weekend. Sluggo, you're going to get your wish and we're all going to have the best choices of rain in the area to help dispense with the current dry spell.

PM for details.