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Let's have a serious discussion about shitting in a chicks outcall location. For example you go to see a chick at her incall location whether it's a hotel or her residential home and you before or after the act you need to take shit. Is it acceptable to shit in her place? I had this happen and I had no choice but to take a shit. I felt awkward as hell. LOL.
What's is y'all take on this?
[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;4029756]Let's have a serious discussion about shitting in a chicks outcall location. For example you go to see a chick at her incall location whether it's a hotel or her residential home and you before or after the act you need to take shit. Is it acceptable to shit in her place? I had this happen and I had no choice but to take a shit. I felt awkward as hell. LOL.
What's is y'all take on this?[/QUOTE]Lmao a little off subject but not really. Yesterday I went to a massage parlor and they told me it would be an hour wait. I was going to leave but I really needed to shit so I asked to use the restroom. Tried to squeeze one out real fast and wouldn't you know it. When I went to flush the toilet. The handle was broken!! Dammit! LOL so I had to take the top off the tank and grab the chain to flush! Ceramic top making all kinds of noise! LOL then I wash hands and soon as I open the door. A fine young masseuse is standing near the door saying "I can take you now!" I'm like damn man this is embarrassing but hey. Confidence trumps all so I walked my stanking ass right in that massage room and had a great time! No prostate play tho. Lmao!!
[QUOTE=GetUrRollOnMan;4029756]Let's have a serious discussion about shitting in a chicks outcall location. For example you go to see a chick at her incall location whether it's a hotel or her residential home and you before or after the act you need to take shit. Is it acceptable to shit in her place? I had this happen and I had no choice but to take a shit. I felt awkward as hell. LOL.
What's is y'all take on this?[/QUOTE]Better than shitting while your fucking.
Imagine? You start cumming and the muscle action somehow releases the valves? I don't actually know if that's possible, but folks do sometimes experience flatulence when fucking, so it's theoretically possible.
It would give her a good horror story, at least!
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Been pretty curious if anyone in the area is into this kind of thing and would like to play together or simply let me watch.
A, has anyone else been having trouble with being rerouted from escor gator. (hint) to eros site?
A2, I think this guy needs to go, now.
[blue]And I think you need to stop doing shit like this on review threads. I've told you about using the "Report Post" button before. I know why you don't, you want to stir up the pot. Sooner or later you're going to realize I'm not letting you do that anymore.
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I keep getting a Captcha screen. Something tells me they have been hacked.
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I'm not sure why you did this, I don't really remember but I'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about you.
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Don't respond, just report
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[QUOTE=Zipper34;4032589]A2, I think this guy needs to go, now.
[blue]And I think you need to stop doing shit like this on review threads. I've told you about using the "Report Post" button before. I know why you don't, you want to stir up the pot. Sooner or later you're going to realize I'm not letting you do that anymore.
A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Good for you A2. Someone needs to throttle back some of the argumentative attitudes on here.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and remember. Most of us don't come on here to be in the middle of a shit slinging contest nor do we want to read into the middle of one. Just report the facts and opinions on the adventures you've had for the benefit of the entire community.
Just my opinion but I think a valid one. I tire of some of the BS when I'm here for recon and to report on my experiences.
SKY.
Anyone have experience with posting a legit (semi-legit?) job for maid service where the maid cleans in either a sexy outfit or topless?
Yeah, I know someone could hire an escort to pretend to be a maid but that's not what I'm looking for:
1. I really do want the house cleaned legitimately / completely. The sexy wardrobe is just a plus.
2. Sex wouldn't be required or expected.
3. An escort would charge standard hourly rate for her time regardless of #1 and #2. Not going to pay a couple hundred bucks an hour for someone to sweep the floor and wash the dishes.
[QUOTE=Datsurman;4034130]Anyone have experience with posting a legit (semi-legit?) job for maid service where the maid cleans in either a sexy outfit or topless?
Yeah, I know someone could hire an escort to pretend to be a maid but that's not what I'm looking for:
1. I really do want the house cleaned legitimately / completely. The sexy wardrobe is just a plus.
2. Sex wouldn't be required or expected.
3. An escort would charge standard hourly rate for her time regardless of #1 and #2. Not going to pay a couple hundred bucks an hour for someone to sweep the floor and wash the dishes.[/QUOTE]Datsurman,
I posted a ad something just like that once when I was station in Hawaii in the Navy in the local "Penny Savers newspaper " my phone blew off the hook BUT most of them were escorts / hookers looking for a customer $$, I wasn't interested in having someone strange maybe with a Pimp coming into my place robbing or ripping me off. Like you I wanted a real maid to clean my Condo. BUT what I found that worked was a good friend of mines I was station with and I knew very well he was married to a chick from Thailand and her Sister just moved to Hawaii to live with them and needed a job and wanted to work (being paid cash) I had dinner with them and she looked sexy and cute so I got her to come over 3-4 times a month to clean and cook some Thai food for $50 it wasn't long before I started giving her $80-$100 for the whole package (cook, clean, massage and BJ and Sex) for $100 and she would stay from Friday to Sunday afternoon. Find someone you can Vet really well and screen so you can be safe. I have a Lady now that do all that for me now LOL Good luck be safe.
Kid Cisco.
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I'm not sure why you felt the need to do this but since you want to be back on moderated so badly I'm happy to oblige you.
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[QUOTE=Datsurman;4034130]Anyone have experience with posting a legit (semi-legit?) job for maid service where the maid cleans in either a sexy outfit or topless?
Yeah, I know someone could hire an escort to pretend to be a maid but that's not what I'm looking for:
1. I really do want the house cleaned legitimately / completely. The sexy wardrobe is just a plus.
2. Sex wouldn't be required or expected.
3. An escort would charge standard hourly rate for her time regardless of #1 and #2. Not going to pay a couple hundred bucks an hour for someone to sweep the floor and wash the dishes.[/QUOTE]Interesting idea.
[QUOTE=Datsurman;4034130]Anyone have experience with posting a legit (semi-legit?) job for maid service where the maid cleans in either a sexy outfit or topless?
Yeah, I know someone could hire an escort to pretend to be a maid but that's not what I'm looking for:
1. I really do want the house cleaned legitimately / completely. The sexy wardrobe is just a plus.
2. Sex wouldn't be required or expected.
3. An escort would charge standard hourly rate for her time regardless of #1 and #2. Not going to pay a couple hundred bucks an hour for someone to sweep the floor and wash the dishes.[/QUOTE]You are better off looking for a real maid who will maybe get half naked for extra money than an escort type who will clean your house. Most hookers are rather lazy and aren't going to want to do real work. And can't say that I blame them.