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Fuck Wrigley Field!!! ...its a fucking dump. The team sucks, the food sucks, the prices suck and you cant even take a piss in peace cuz you have to wait forever to piss. Go to The Cell instead everything there is way better.
[QUOTE=Paleface]Please do not forget about the Jazz Showcace, the CSO, the Lyric, and Gene and Georgetti's. And hey, the Architectual Society Boat Tour! Why not? You really need more than 5 days.[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure this was intended as a tour guide blog.
[QUOTE=Silvio]Fuck Wrigley Field!!! ...its a fucking dump. The team sucks, the food sucks, the prices suck and you cant even take a piss in peace cuz you have to wait forever to piss. Go to The Cell instead everything there is way better.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Self Hi5]i would also recommend the viagra triangle....Carmine's , Tavern, Jilly's.....very good time indeed!!![/QUOTE]
Are these bars, strip clubs...?
Hey all.
Long time lurker, first time poster. Got the itch the other day, headed over to Lavish at 2643. Had been there 2x before and had good experiences. Anyway, this time, I got the one with the prominent mole on her face. Had an attitude right from the start. Went with a half hour for $40. After a standard mediocre massage, she wanted $50 for HR, and $100 for nude. Standard asking prices, but usually can negotiate down. Offered $60 for topless HJ, got declined. Decided to up the ante to $80 for topless HJ. Nope. Then I said forget it, hoping she would cave. Nope! Finally, I said I would do just the $50 for the HR. She told me I had to pay first. I told her forget it, so she finished the massage and left. Really surprised she wouldn't be more accomodating. I did not tip. Total damage = $40. Moral of the story. Avoid the mole! Some of the other girls were much more reasonable.
Afterwards, went over to Sunkiss because it's not too far and Tropical scares me. Got denied again. Should have RTFF. I didn't try that hard. Just asked once if there was more on the menu. At least the massage was good. Still, didn't tip because I'm not planning on going back and, well, money is tight. Total damage $45 for 30 minutes.
[QUOTE=Nighthawk55]Oh, I'm sorry.
I don't know where you might be able to find any information on stuff like that. Maybe there is somewhere on the Internet you can go to research that sort of thing.[/QUOTE]Well said! Now what url should he use?
[QUOTE=Paleface]Please do not forget about the Jazz Showcace, the CSO, the Lyric, and Gene and Georgetti's. And hey, the Architectual Society Boat Tour! Why not? You really need more than 5 days.[/QUOTE]
Come on guys, give the newby a break.
The absolutely best for someone traveling on business and staying in the River North area is the Baton Club. I've never heard of anyone not having a great ime there. The talent is very forthcoming and you are sure to hit it big with little effort.
Check back in here after your visit. Goodl uck
first off - I do not bullshit - you can check my previous posts. I take the accuracy of my posts very seriously and try to provide very accurate details.
2nd - In that situation, my first instinct was not to use their shower. I mean what do you say, "I'm sorry - you just grossed me out let me leave all my stuff here and use your shower to wash away the cooties"...I just wanted out
Just hoping it wasnt a bad chlamydia infection she felt gushing out...
PM me if you are interested in knowing who the massausse was...perhaps it is not the place and just a "bad apple" as I have heard many good reports about this place and that is why I decided to check it out...
[QUOTE=Jimmyscotty]I've had great times there, never had any hygene problem or seem any nasty experience like yours. My mongers like STDs are everywhere, I don't understand why. You didn't take a shower inmmediately or clean up yourself.
Sounds very dissapointed or might be just bullshit story.
Stay safe[/QUOTE]
I want to applaud you on standing ground and not tipping the 2 spas if they gave you the attitude you received. This is what your supposed to do and not cave in. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Guitar Whiz]Hey all.
Long time lurker, first time poster. Got the itch the other day, headed over to Lavish at 2643. Had been there 2x before and had good experiences. Anyway, this time, I got the one with the prominent mole on her face. Had an attitude right from the start. Went with a half hour for $40. After a standard mediocre massage, she wanted $50 for HR, and $100 for nude. Standard asking prices, but usually can negotiate down. Offered $60 for topless HJ, got declined. Decided to up the ante to $80 for topless HJ. Nope. Then I said forget it, hoping she would cave. Nope! Finally, I said I would do just the $50 for the HR. She told me I had to pay first. I told her forget it, so she finished the massage and left. Really surprised she wouldn't be more accomodating. I did not tip. Total damage = $40. Moral of the story. Avoid the mole! Some of the other girls were much more reasonable.
Afterwards, went over to Sunkiss because it's not too far and Tropical scares me. Got denied again. Should have RTFF. I didn't try that hard. Just asked once if there was more on the menu. At least the massage was good. Still, didn't tip because I'm not planning on going back and, well, money is tight. Total damage $45 for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Magooski]Well said! Now what url should he use?[/QUOTE]
[url]http://justfuckinggoogleit.com/[/url]
[url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1493664541.html[/url]
[quote]VERY NICE, BEAUTIFUL and PROFESSIONAL ASIAN female OUTCALL MASSAGE (DOWNTOWN, O'HARE, MIDWAY AREA )[/quote]LONG STORY SHORT. She is not any of these things, wants a tip up front and there are NO EXTRAS at all. Bad to Mediocre massage.
=avoid
Decided to stop at the AMP on N. Pulaski (N. of Irving) that's been advertising on CL lately. Typical store front with the neon "open" sign. Lily answered the door, let me in. Got the regular business out of the way and headed to the room & got ready. She came in and told me TS was at the end. Massage was better than average, she uses her arms & knees, but she kept answering her cell. After the massage, we went to the TS for a good cleaning. She started negotiating and wouldn't budge on her 80 request for the longest time, finally said 60 after I said "just finish rinsing". I let her finish the rinse, gave her 30 and left.
Won't be back!
Went to the Relax on Archer. Got Sissy (pronounced like CeCe.) a 30ish semi-attractive lady. Massage was decent. I paid .6 for an hour w/out TS. Got the full hour (Sissy set a timer.) On the flip, Sissy asked for .6 tip, I countered .4. She put up a fight and I said forget it. She then relented and gave a nice HR for .4.
I hate the haggle. All in all, not a bad bad experience and would repeat, but prefer Anna at New China.
I have been a client of neighborhood since they first opened about a year ago, and I have never had any problems like that.
The girls are great! Their beautiful and good to talk too.
I was just there a week ago. I had a great time!
I actually went in for a 4 hand massage it was the most fun time I ever had. God I was in heaven!
I strongly recommend the table shower with your four hand massage. It was very relaxing.
Plus they are very reasonable with their prices.
Maybe you were confused with another spa on cermak? Because this is hard to believe.
[QUOTE=Guitar Whiz][...]I got the one with the prominent mole on her face. Had an attitude right from the start. Went with a half hour for $40. After a standard mediocre massage, she wanted $50 for HR, and $100 for nude. Standard asking prices, but usually can negotiate down. Offered $60 for topless HJ, got declined. Decided to up the ante to $80 for topless HJ. Nope. Then I said forget it, hoping she would cave. Nope! [/QUOTE]
Is there possibly a different lady with a mole? This lady was slender, somewhere around 30, maybe 5'6 in heels. I was able to negotiate all-access nude HR for .8 - I realize YMMV, but that seems like a huge variance.
Last Thursday. This one had a nice shape, decent fake cans (not big, just firm). Slim, with a little bit of the mommy-tummy. Tramp-stamp in the usual place. A very tight, round backside.
So yes, after paying for my half-hour, the tip was an additional .8 for nude HR. She had a good touch. The dirty talk was entertaining. Hands roamed freely. She was moistening up and was starting to upsell me when events reached their conclusion. No loss, I seldom bring more than I intend to spend anyway.
As I said before, there must be another lady with a birthmark. I wouldn't go so far as to call this one a "prominent" mole. Either that, or I didn't spend enough time looking at her face.
Again I can say, that the cutes girls are at the northside, I've seem pretty hotties between cermak and western, nice and round butts. Of course only if you like latin telemundo girls.