Maniacal Monger and Crazy Walker. LOL
[QUOTE=DogPound99;6402789]She was wearing knit cap with pink leggings, the scrawny little Blonde. Mid 30's perhaps, but giving her ubiquitous lifestyle choice, I'd be hard pressed to gauge her true age to any degreed of certitude.
While I mused, a monger driving a white Lexus coupe beat me to the punch. A double lane change followed by a tight squeeze into a slot between two parked cars, all done with the speed and ferocity as if he were fighting to get ahead to the resurrection. No small feat. LOL.
But after only one quick loop around the block, to my amazement, the same white Lexus was right back again in front of me. The door swings open and scrawny (blonde) exits. Whatever happened during that few moments around the block had left Scrawny with indignation so great, she left ranting and raving, flailing her arms around comically like a cheap thug out on a Sunday parade. Smartly, to his credit, the monger in the white Lexus beat a hasty retreat, easily matching the ferocity in which he came.
As I was left in utter speechlessness by the charade exhibited before my eyes, Scrawny now sets her sights on me:
Without mincing her words, Amber, as she reluctantly introduced herself. And a drug crazed look in her eyes. Demanded through the passenger side window that I must go on a date with her, because she needed the money to "Get Well".
Aided by some strange arm waving and finger pointing gesture, she further demanded that she needed to have the money now! I was beyond flabbergasted by this point, and the only thing I could think of was to throw her a few dollars through the window opening, before peeling away myself in absolute horror!
Amber wasn't a bad looking broad, kinda cute, in fact. But her antics along with all the theatrics, coupled with that certain crazed look in her eyes, oh yeah, let's not forget that voice of her's, and the nutty disposition displayed do to her drug induced craze. An entire month supply of Viagra taken all at once would not have helped me to get it up for that Dingbat - - Oy vey.[/QUOTE]"A double lane change followed by a tight squeeze into a slot between two parked cars, all done with the speed and ferocity as if he were fighting to get ahead for the resurrection". "Ranting and raving, arms flailing comically like a cheap thug out on a Gay Pride Day parade". As the Rabid Monger crosses his paths with a Drug Crazed Walker.
Hollywood couldn't have scripted any better. Once again, "Truth is stranger than Fiction" as the adage goes. Thanks for the laugh, Dog.
All Around The Mulberry Bush
Lots of wasted gas! After getting stood up by Kiara, I did many wasted loops. Something did catch my eye around 9 am in MP. This girl was walking down Washington past desoto, she had what appeared to be nice generous size tits poking out of tight fitted vaulter top. , blonde hair with green tint, big shades. I tried to make a quick turn around but the damn construction slowed me down. She eventually got picked up near the deli. I hope this nice weather starts bringing out more of a talent pool. After missing out on that I drove over to Wabash couldn't find Lonely Ashley. But did see crazy Isabella.