Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]I think that you undertipped her. $.1 is not reasonable as she did (eventually) give you the TS, and BJ and Mish with pop. Some places don't give you a TS if you haven't been then (or haven't been there in a while, and they're unfamiliar with you). JMHO.

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I agree. Samgyupsahl undertipped Aimee. And yeah, that happened to me at RM. First time, I had to take shower by myself. But after the deed, the provider (Gucci) took me back in and gave me a TS. I don't really understand what it is about the TS that they feel like they need to see if they trust you before they do it though... Doesn't make logical sense to me. They will, first time visit, immediately go in the room and have intimate sex with you; but not immediately give you a TS??

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]I agree. Samgyupsahl undertipped Aimee. And yeah, that happened to me at RM. First time, I had to take shower by myself. But after the deed, the provider (Gucci) took me back in and gave me a TS. I don't really understand what it is about the TS that they feel like they need to see if they trust you before they do it though. Doesn't make logical sense to me. They will, first time visit, immediately go in the room and have intimate sex with you; but not immediately give you a TS?[/QUOTE]I concur that Aimee was undertipped. Also, one of the reasons for self showering versus TS is that a shower/bath given by the provider is illegal in the State of Hawaii. There are several approaches LE and a prosecutor can take just on the shower alone. If she touches the boys/jr or gets naked it can be considered a sex act. Just the shower alone if she assists even without being naked or touching the boys/jr is illegal because she must be licensed to do so. Yes, more big government regulating every last part of your life. Dumb yes, but 'tis the law in this great state.

Oh, and before anyone asks, no it is not illegal for your spouse/SO to give you a bath or for you to give your keiki one. Assuming of course you are not paying her to do so and it is not being done in a commercial setting, I. E. A massage parlor, relaxation spa, legit spa, etc.

Dudes I'm new on the forum but not around the block. I believe in startin with the worst. The absolute not 'Kris' and 24hrs since I saw her an I feels like going back. Little cute petite thing comes to greet me and I'm speechless because of the garbage I just read on her. The place, very clean and tastefully sweet. She loosened me up started w/feet and ended in alite touch massage. I shot off before being told to turn over. Dudes sorry she brought up the Mrchang quote not me brahdahs. She said three possiblities of who would try to harm her biz #1 Fred Furaoda land lord of her old shop whom assulted her, mark of sako electric due to his cronic yeast infections she no longer will service or the possibility of a very 'J' female named stephanie. 'Mrchang" a client that passed recently would be turning in his grave she said "useing his name in a forum was in bad taste along with the award winning tale" Kris is fine and I will see again all that was bad is good. Lordy, lordy.

Next. The pinworm girl. Where do I find thee.

Any 411 boyz

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]I agree. Samgyupsahl undertipped Aimee. And yeah, that happened to me at RM. First time, I had to take shower by myself. But after the deed, the provider (Gucci) took me back in and gave me a TS. I don't really understand what it is about the TS that they feel like they need to see if they trust you before they do it though. Doesn't make logical sense to me. They will, first time visit, immediately go in the room and have intimate sex with you; but not immediately give you a TS?[/QUOTE]Apparently giving a table shower is illegal. It is something LE can arrest them for.

This was told to me by a provider.

Let me see if I can remember what I was told. Can't call it a "massage" unless they have a license for that.

Never negotiate up front (ask for certain service in exchange for $) That is solicitation.

What a messed up society we have. As George Carlin said, "Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the Army they give you medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm."

Be nice, have fun, tip well.

Don Ho

Pearl City Relaxation has always sucked as far as I can tell, and not in the way you would like. Unattractive girls with shitty attitudes that upsell and demand cash upfront. I tried it a few times, as it was convenient, but always walked out of there feeling like a chump. Avoid!

[QUOTE=Akule Boy]I checked out PC last week. I used to go here regularly a few years ago since I live on this side. But, when I found out about Nirvana and some other hot spots, I quit going. Anyway, was not impressed after seeing the girls who all looked my way from the room on the left side as I entered. The mama tried to keep me from going but when an unattractive Korean named Jenny came to my room, I excused myself and got the house fee back.

Is there anyone worth asking for since I don't always want to drive to town?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]I don't really understand what it is about the TS that they feel like they need to see if they trust you before they do it though... Doesn't make logical sense to me. They will, first time visit, immediately go in the room and have intimate sex with you; but not immediately give you a TS??[/QUOTE]

It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.

Here's the scoops with Coco at CHM.

Went in on Sunday at 3am. An unidentified mama let me in... should have been first clue that I was entering the twilight zone! Anyway, I asked for Coco. After she cleans herself up, she comes in. I'm lying naked on the bed, so she just strips and gets on top of me. We do some DFK--serious face sucking! Then, she goes down for the BBBJ. I ask her first if I can come twice... once in the mouth and once in the vag. She says OK if I come quick for the BBBJ, but I have to pull out during BBFS.

The BBBJ was OK. Kind of unremarkable. I had to get her in 69 to really get to a place where I could come. Finally after about 5 minutes, I come.

She spits in a towel and told me I took too long! WTF? 5 minutes is short in my book! Anyway, she goes and rinses her mouth and comes back. I'm still hard as I was pretty horny! She goes right in for the BBBJ again. This time was different. She was bringin' her "A" game. It wasn't the best I've had, but I'd have to give it 9.5! Anyway, she went on for 10 or more minutes. She's moaning and stuff. I think it was real, who knows?

I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs. I ask her for Doggie, and she said absolutely not! Finally, after several minutes in mish, she starts to allow me in deep and I pound her. I'm about 99% sure she came. She had no previous attempts to play horny with me during foreplay, so I think it was real. Finally, I pulled out and came on her belly.

After that she says, "Next time you come one time!" She also said that I go too deep, etc. She lectures me that AMP girls aren't there for sex, only to work, and that bigger ones can only go in half-way. I called bullsh!t on her and told her many times, in CHM even, that I've pounded like a jackhammer to the pleasure of many women there and that she was mistaken in her philosophy on the subject. Anyway, it was a cold session and certainly not repeatable.

Next time will see Monica, and try out Rose's DTBBBJ at Sandy's!

Damage .5/1.5

[QUOTE=Candy Addict]It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.[/QUOTE]So that's the reason some amps do the TS after the deed! That's guarans no bust!

"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.

Hey, I haven't been to Best Thai lately. Who are the main providers there these days?

[QUOTE=Jus Crusin]"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't have that problem:confused: more offten there telling me deeper-deeper, But I gonna guess that Gigi at Lotus is gonna have a deep fuc%en c<3t being she is almost 7 feet tall! I do know I never found the bottom of the mouth! And if nothing else see what she can do with the BBBJCIM with your big meat puppet

Good luck

[QUOTE=Candy Addict]It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.[/QUOTE]OK the scoop on the TS is they have to have a beauticians license to give a TS and none of them have a beauticians license !!! So thats what I've been told.

Yes you are right you are there for relaxation only that means you talked to the girl only no massage they need a license for that no TS they need beautician license for that so when you are asked by LE what you were doing you were talking only. And I always walk out when asked for money up front and tell the mamasan homie don't play that way:D I do however let the mamasan know the AMPS I have been to and drop the names of the mamasans I know so hopefuly she can tell the girl she sends in?

[QUOTE=Donho]Apparently giving a table shower is illegal. It is something LE can arrest them for.

This was told to me by a provider.

Let me see if I can remember what I was told. Can't call it a "massage" unless they have a license for that.

Never negotiate up front (ask for certain service in exchange for $) That is solicitation.

What a messed up society we have. As George Carlin said, "Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the Army they give you medal for spraying napalm on people. Civilian life, you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm."

Be nice, have fun, tip well.

Don Ho[/QUOTE]

Yes I'm sure Candy reads this post and I have seen the way Candy plays with the rat dog on the floor as I waited for Nadia the door was open a bit and I could watch in the mirror and I could see that the rat dog is the love of her life and see her walking rat dog downstairs near to the gambling room. I don't think that rat dog is going anywhere: madh and my guess would be it's the cleanest one in there!

[quote]Oh, and I hate that stupid little dog also. I wish it would just die already. MS, since I know you read this, or at least some of your girls do (thanks in part to a fellow monger breaking the 1st rule of "Fight Club") Getting rid of the rat-dog will increase business. Having it run around freely like that makes your place smell and seem unsanitary.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Eric Shin]Hey, I haven't been to Best Thai lately. Who are the main providers there these days?[/QUOTE]My last visit was with Ta, the Manager. Prior two visits were with Nat. I overheard Ta mention Pinky whom I have not met. As mentioned in other posts, Lucy is no longer there.

[QUOTE=Jus Crusin]"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way!" Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.[/QUOTE]
If she would've said this before the deed, I probably would've bailed... but by this point she had already made me O with BBBJTCCIM. I figured, in for a penny in for a pound.

[QUOTE=just Crusin]"I finally had to ask her for the FS. So, she immediately says, "You too big. You go in half-way! " Aaaaaargh! So we do CG, and mish with her cockblocking techniques with her legs.

Ain't it a bummer having a big cock, I get this with about 50% of the providers.

Love to know who loves big ones.[/QUOTE]That BS use to piss the hell out of me, U2Big, Ugo only half, sore, you too strong. WTF

Always can tell when they making their legs tight, thighs no can even see light, nutz.,

What2do, sometimes I go slow, work the hula hoop style, till they pound you back. YMMV, well, only some do, some don't

Only ones I know that can handle was.

My ATF, GMILF Ang

Jenny(tengoku) Skye. Or where art thou

Grace

Hana(IchiB). Well she neva monku w/me YMMV

Leilani(Volcano)

Lia(RM. DT. Maui)

DJae. Again, YMMV, if you can get one appt.

Jayeda. She in school now. Retired

Mia amor. MILF

These wonderful ladies, neva give me any pilikia

The rest. Just remember what you drive.

K

Hey mongers. It has been a while since my last confession cuz
I've been good. I swear! Something came over me and I was pulled into Asia Spa on Kalakaua/Fern. A very bad idea! I saw some old hoe but her fake fun bags hypnotized me. Don't make the same mistake. The massage was bad and then it went down hill from there. Her nanny smells like a restaurant dumpster in downtown. NASTY! She started complaining and playing all the games. She is a total ROB! I will never go there again. And I promise to read the reviews here first next time cuz I saw others that had bad experience there. Sorry I was so mad when I left I forgot her name.

What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.

I've done M9's Hula Hoop style only because I've lost my boner thanks to a cranky girl, and left unhappy like CA's cop example so I know how that feels.

[QUOTE=Makana9]That BS use to piss the hell out of me... you too strong. WTF[/QUOTE]
Ah, forgot that one... she said that ten times too! This was what that one superb!tch Ivy/Anna from Nirvana/Ichiban lectured me on... that I had a reputation in the AMPs for being a difficult customer because I fuck too strong and either take too long to come (when properly prepped), or want to pop multiple times. She's one girl I'd love to find again, only to see her, and slap her!

I can tell you I have never had ONE former GF or civilian girl complain... because that's how you fuck! We're not too big or not too strong... they just want to complain and ask for more money. Basically, if they can stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Just to reiterate, I am all for respecting these women and the service they provide... but if they are going to collect 1.5, STFU or go work as a hostess.

[QUOTE=H Mobius]What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.[/quote]Egos are getting out of hand thats whats happening. I notice ever since the change with Korean visas, AMP have been slowly been going down. Perhaps they are getting too comfortable in America.

Yeah, the little dog can be an irritant but the real problem is Candy's drinking. Too bad, she was a good provider and RM has seen better days.

[QUOTE=Candy Addict]It's pretty simple. A couple of years ago, they passed a law (or might be a city ordinance, can't recall) making giving a TS illegal. If LE goes in undercover and receives a TS, then he can bust the girl without breaking the law. No negotiations necessary. In the room, on the other hand, they have to go through the song and dance of negotiating a sex act for money. The cop can't make an offer, he has to get the girl to make it. More work. Also a better chance for the girl to figure out she's being set up. Not every undercover visit to an AMP results in a bust. If the girl figures out what's going on, she just insists "Oh! We no do dat here!" and the cop leaves, empty-handed and frustrated.[/QUOTE]

The violations that LE usually looks for at AMPS are in the Hawaii Revised Statutes. (State Laws)
HRS 439-2: Beauty Culture/Cosmetology License required.
HRS 452-2: Massage License required.
HRS 712-1200: Prostitution.

[QUOTE=Mello D]Hey mongers. It has been a while since my last confession cuz
I've been good. I swear! Something came over me and I was pulled into Asia Spa on Kalakaua/Fern. A very bad idea! I saw some old hoe but her fake fun bags hypnotized me. Don't make the same mistake. The massage was bad and then it went down hill from there. Her nanny smells like a restaurant dumpster in downtown. NASTY! She started complaining and playing all the games. She is a total ROB! I will never go there again. And I promise to read the reviews here first next time cuz I saw others that had bad experience there. Sorry I was so mad when I left I forgot her name.[/QUOTE]Was her name Bebe? Talk with a fake high-pitched kiddie voice? If so I had her the one and only time I went there. I like how the entrance is not facing the street, But the inside is a dump. I went there before I found out about this site. Damn waste huh?

LOL! I'm LOL-ing at your up-front and frank comment on the roaming dog. I'll be honest and say that it's a cute dog. But having dog running around in an AMP is a big no-no for me, because like you've said, it makes the place seem unsanitary.

Anyhow, I talked to some friends, and they say that the young Korean MS is probably the daughter of the real MS. She really is a biatch with a terrible attitude problem.

I will also look out for Gucci "if" I decide to go back to RM. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Tsunami69]The MS you speak of is annoying but hey, I am not going there to see her. She is a serious drunk, so that may be the reason for the moodiness and attitude. If you go back, I suggest asking for Gucci. You can search the thread for reports on her, but long story short, she is great.

Oh, and I hate that stupid little dog also. I wish it would just die already. MS, since I know you read this, or at least some of your girls do (thanks in part to a fellow monger breaking the 1st rule of "Fight Club") Getting rid of the rat-dog will increase business. Having it run around freely like that makes your place smell and seem unsanitary.[/QUOTE]

I probably did under-tip that chick. But I will be seeing her again in a month.

But I will also look for the other chick Tsunami recommended as well.

I have been to RM plenty of times since two years ago. It's just that I was living on the mainland and visited RM whenever I came back to Hawaii to visit my folks.

Anyhow, I'm glad to have moved back. I can now have more good fun.


[QUOTE=Strong Mojo]I think that you undertipped her. $.1 is not reasonable as she did (eventually) give you the TS, and BJ and Mish with pop. Some places don't give you a TS if you haven't been to them before, or haven't been there in a while, and they're unfamiliar with you. JMHO.

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[QUOTE=Tailfin58]Pearl City Relaxation has always sucked as far as I can tell, and not in the way you would like. Unattractive girls with shitty attitudes that upsell and demand cash upfront. I tried it a few times, as it was convenient, but always walked out of there feeling like a chump. Avoid![/QUOTE]
I know what you mean. I stopped going to that place 6-7 years ago after a crappy experience.

I learned a few things about women and sex over the years.

For most women, when you go deep and hit their cervix, they find it uncomfortable or even extremely painful. I think that is why they maneouver you to a position where you don't get so much penetration. A few women do get extreme pleasure from it.

Women have differrent vaginal canal lengths. 5" is too much for some while others can take 8" or more.

Most of the nerves are in the first 2" of the vagina, so it really does not matter to most how large the penis is. I think many of the providers prefer smaller sizes.

If you are large in diameter, you have to start slowly and let it streach before pounding her hard, especially in the entrance.

The physical size of the woman has nothing to do with the ability to take a large size. I had a provider named Sonny at HT1 who was quite large but could not take me for more than a few minutes. Ended with BBBBJ instead. On the other hand, Tiny at Nirvana has no problems with me.

Monica, in my experience has a problem with going to deep and also with large diameter. After about 3 sessions with her, I could tell she had enough of me. She told me in her sweet and polite style "you have the nicest we-we I have ever seen, but you are way too big for me". As I finished my shower, I still had a fairly good hard on, so Monica drags me around to show me to the other ladies there, I guess hoping someone would take me on. She is so funny.

I tried Coco next and she also has a problem with going too deep. She also has a problem with rock hard dicks. To her it is like someone pounding her with a broomstick. I don't get as hard anymore so I conform to her vagina, I just cannot go too deep.

Jenny, on the other hand can take anything.

Guess what I'm trying to say is that you have to work with these women and take it easy at first. Let them streach out a little. Don't go in there pounding real hard at first or you will just piss them off.

[QUOTE=Jizz Oahu]Dudes I'm new on the forum but not around the block. I believe in startin with the worst. The absolute not 'Kris' and 24hrs since I saw her an I feels like going back. Little cute petite thing comes to greet me and I'm speechless because of the garbage I just read on her. The place, very clean and tastefully sweet. She loosened me up started w/feet and ended in alite touch massage. I shot off before being told to turn over. Dudes sorry she brought up the Mrchang quote not me brahdahs. She said three possiblities of who would try to harm her biz #1 Fred Furaoda land lord of her old shop whom assulted her, mark of sako electric due to his cronic yeast infections she no longer will service or the possibility of a very 'J' female named stephanie. 'Mrchang" a client that passed recently would be turning in his grave she said "useing his name in a forum was in bad taste along with the award winning tale" Kris is fine and I will see again all that was bad is good. Lordy, lordy.

Next. The pinworm girl. Where do I find thee.

Any 411 boyz[/QUOTE]What is not "Kris"

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Here's the scoops with Coco at CHM.

After that she says, "Next time you come one time!" She also said that I go too deep, etc. She lectures me that AMP girls aren't there for sex, only to work, and that bigger ones can only go in half-way. I called bullsh!t on her and told her many times, in CHM even, that I've pounded like a jackhammer to the pleasure of many women there and that she was mistaken in her philosophy on the subject. Anyway, it was a cold session and certainly not repeatable.

Next time will see Monica, and try out Rose's DTBBBJ at Sandy's!

Damage .5/1.5[/QUOTE]"AMP girls aren't there for sex", too bad. Customers ARE there for sex! We're the one paying.

Is Lia still at RM?

[QUOTE=H Mobius]What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.

I've done M9's Hula Hoop style only because I've lost my boner thanks to a cranky girl, and left unhappy like CA's cop example so I know how that feels.[/QUOTE]I like that, AMP "Rat Dogs"

Yeah, that not their job, get the most kala$$$ for the least amount of work, and yeah, look at what they drive. Pisses me off, I know the braddahz here work hard for their kala$$$, and as a responsible consumer(haha) wants the most for their hard earn doollersz(movie pun).

The hula hoop is a 50/50 thing, danm if you do damn if you don't, anything fo get the nani vibrating

Mauna Akua, the monster dong, you so biggee. You know, from past exp., the easy pound can be had in the provider/AMP, or you can work your game & hope one of the J-Girls tourist likee you and she give u(&sometimes her friend joins in) the ride of your YouPorn life, well at least for their 5day stay, haha

Trust your spider senses, hard to think with the big head when the small head like dominate.

Oh wea oh wea are you jenn/skye, stupid me, change cell phones, missplace her digitz, I still kicking my kulu

Rememberin The 9th degree/Master sensei "Kapalua".

[QUOTE=Hypo Luxa]Ah, forgot that one. She said that ten times too! This was what that one superb! Tch Ivy/Anna from Nirvana/Ichiban lectured me on. That I had a reputation in the AMPs for being a difficult customer because I fuck too strong and either take too long to come (when properly prepped), or want to pop multiple times. She's one girl I'd love to find again, only to see her, and slap her!

I can tell you I have never had ONE former GF or civilian girl complain. Because that's how you fuck! We're not too big or not too strong. They just want to complain and ask for more money. Basically, if they can stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

Just to reiterate, I am all for respecting these women and the service they provide. But if they are going to collect 1. 5, STFU or go work as a hostess.[/QUOTE]Braddah HL, I hear you, been there, as I said, use to piss the Fk out of me.

I think I had that rep2, BUT, also bein cool & a damn good tippa(& I know who was spreadn that one) in case they reading("ch" & "j"). You know who you are SOS HL, I only had on ex GF complain only her friend to come back and tell me that I was still her best PoiPounahz(she married now), & of course went to town on her screamin friend, they worst then guys. When they want the kitty purring they go a searchin.

You know, local style is all about respect & being cool, BUT, as HL said, go work on kapiolani blvd. & see if you can make the $$$ night in and night out competing against 4-10 other hostesses.

K

Do you think mamasan Candy has a daughter and is working there? Wow Candy lives in the f'en place and has for years. Do you think the daughter has been raised there? If you've woken Candy up before noon because the sing says open 24 hours, and had her come to the door with no makeup on and delt with her you know where the beithch comes from! All that being said I do like Candy only because many years ago had the best sess. Ever with her, when she came in I almost sent her away, so skinny and flat but went for it anyway, she was drunk and so was I and we had a blast!

[QUOTE=Samgyupsahl]LOL! I'm LOL-ing at your up-front and frank comment on the roaming dog. I'll be honest and say that it's a cute dog. But having dog running around in an AMP is a big no-no for me, because like you've said, it makes the place seem unsanitary.

Anyhow, I talked to some friends, and they say that the young Korean MS is probably the daughter of the real MS. She really is a biatch with a terrible attitude problem.

I will also look out for Gucci "if" I decide to go back to RM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Nomad03]Was her name Bebe? Talk with a fake high-pitched kiddie voice? If so I had her the one and only time I went there. I like how the entrance is not facing the street, But the inside is a dump. I went there before I found out about this site. Damn waste huh?[/QUOTE]

No kiddie voice, that doesn't sound like the same one. Did her hole smell like hell too?

It is interesting that all the reports I have seen from there are bad and they are all different girls. ASIA SPA needs to be avoided.

[QUOTE=H Mobius]What's happening to our AMPs? Rat-dogs, women working in sex houses thinking sex is not their job, lecturing mongers for having big dongs, festering nan.

No leav out da Butt Worms!!:mad:

[QUOTE=Mello D]Hey mongers. It has been a while since my last confession cuz
I've been good. I swear! Something came over me and I was pulled into Asia Spa on Kalakaua/Fern. A very bad idea! I saw some old hoe but her fake fun bags hypnotized me. Don't make the same mistake. The massage was bad and then it went down hill from there. Her nanny smells like a restaurant dumpster in downtown. NASTY! She started complaining and playing all the games. She is a total ROB! I will never go there again. And I promise to read the reviews here first next time cuz I saw others that had bad experience there. Sorry I was so mad when I left I forgot her name.[/QUOTE]Thats another place that is heavily posting ads with map. Didja go daytime or night? I was wondering if mebe the not so old ones show up later at night instead.

[QUOTE=Samgyupsahl]LOL! I'm LOL-ing at your up-front and frank comment on the roaming dog. I'll be honest and say that it's a cute dog. But having dog running around in an AMP is a big no-no for me, because like you've said, it makes the place seem unsanitary.

Anyhow, I talked to some friends, and they say that the young Korean MS is probably the daughter of the real MS. She really is a biatch with a terrible attitude problem.

I will also look out for Gucci "if" I decide to go back to RM. Thanks.[/QUOTE]

I never saw the goddam dog , and don't know which mamma is which at RM. But ms takes me in the room (this was a few weeks ago already) and grabs my arm "Ooo you muscles!" Grabs my crotch, then leaves, then when I'm undressing she sticks her head back in the door and asks me a question, and for the life of me I cannot understand the rest; too thick of a Korean accent that's why. So I'm saying,"What?" And she asks her question again , and I'm still like "what?!", then she starts mimicking me, through her nose, "What? What?", So Gucci shows up and I ask her what the ms asked me, and Gucci says ms was asking me if I wanted "two for one", but Gucci made a point of saying ms was just joking. Anyways, the entire exchange left me mystified. Like, was she really kidding or maybe kidding but serious about the offer? And how come it's her with the serious accent language problem, but I end up looking like the idiot because I can't sort out her pothole garbled English?

[QUOTE=Cosmic Kid]I never saw the goddam dog , and don't know which mamma is which at RM. But ms takes me in the room (this was a few weeks ago already) and grabs my arm "Ooo you muscles!" Grabs my crotch, then leaves, then when I'm undressing she sticks her head back in the door and asks me a question, and for the life of me I cannot understand the rest; too thick of a Korean accent that's why. So I'm saying,"What?" And she asks her question again , and I'm still like "what?!", then she starts mimicking me, through her nose, "What? What?", So Gucci shows up and I ask her what the ms asked me, and Gucci says ms was asking me if I wanted "two for one", but Gucci made a point of saying ms was just joking. Anyways, the entire exchange left me mystified. Like, was she really kidding or maybe kidding but serious about the offer? And how come it's her with the serious accent language problem, but I end up looking like the idiot because I can't sort out her pothole garbled English?[/QUOTE]

You crack me up, sorry man! "The goddam dog" you sound exactly like my late father!

Wish I was there for the What-what?

Thanks for the Mauna Akua laughs M9, laughter is the best medicine after that session with the psycho Ivy. And yeah I seen what some bg's drive, frick. Sorry about omitting the buttworms, Ducky!

Hello Mongers,

I'm new to the forum and have been reading the threads since February. and I'd like to thank all who have put their input as it has helped me a lot. I'm still trying to figure out how to post correctly.

After reading Samgyupsahl's report on Rose Marie Ward, I felt that I needed to add to his report. I went there last night after I read his report about a Thai girl trying to pass herself off as Filipino. Last Pinay I had was several years ago at Imperials and I rarely get those types, which I like.

I've never had any problems at Rose Marie's with the young MS. In fact, last year I went there three times and ask for my money back because I didn't like the selection and she gave it back to me and told me come back when I'm ready. Last night was a different story. She was amped, rude, very irritable and very sarcastic. Kept telling me to make up my mind. It appeared like she was on something and wasn't sleeping.

I give her $.5 and ask for Aimee. Aimee walks in, tells me to wait and after about five minutes she comes back. Very pleasant and ask how I know her and I tell her a friend told me. Ask if I'm LE and I immediately pull her top and panties off and touch her puss. Starts gigglin, joking, and talks loudly. Very petite. Probably 4'10" and 90 lbs. Says she's been all over and spent nine years in DC. Likes it here. I feel I picked a "winner."

I start with DATY and it goes downhill from there. Starts to control and tells me her rules. Rimmed her some and she got up and told me, "No do that. I can't do this," but lays back down. Gives CBJ which I might say was good as she allows close to DT. I go to mish and tries LFK to DFK and pushes me off and says," No kissing and watch your beard." Is very irritable, shakes her head and say that she can't do this but lays back down. Go to K9 back to mish and I'm pounding her and she pushes me off and says that I came. I'm still rock hard. For some reason she says that this isn't right and it's over. I wanted it to be over, as I'm getting irritable myself and hopes that she walks out so I can give her only $.1. She tells me that she's getting another condom, comes back and she does RCG. Can't pop so we go into 69 and she's talking at the same time and she sounds irked so she gives HJ and I force myself to pop. End with TS. Will NOT repeat and probably won't go back for awhile.

Total: $.5 + $1.5
L6 for face/L8.5 for body as what I like/A6/S7
Hope I did this right