90 minutes of fun and games, and we even had a soak in the jacuzzi.
Can't wait until next time.
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90 minutes of fun and games, and we even had a soak in the jacuzzi.
Can't wait until next time.
[QUOTE=Turnthepage773;1673128]Looked on the board. Did not see any adds from Lexi.[/QUOTE]Thank you, sir (and everybody else) for the kind words. I am here to serve your research, and provide some entertainment as well. It is funny you mention the writing for hire. As you may have noted I go back a few decades in this hobby of ours. Some old timers might remember the pulp fiction you had to buy back before there was an internet. I was a staff writer for a publishing house called BEELINE BOOKS back in the day, so while I am a bit rusty at my prose, it does come in handy for making a review more descriptive, but again, only when the lady wants me to write one that is as bawdy as it is informative.
As to Lexi, she does not advertise on here three times a day like some ladies (tongue firmly in cheek) so you might have to dig. I tried the link that is in the review and it only took me halfway there. Sadly, sometimes the link / search system can get wonky on the board. Click the link on the review and it will get you close and just keep scrolling down, maybe even a page or two and look for:
01-13-13 11:56 Escort Classifieds Post #3196.
Hope that helps.
Have fun, and be safe!
PD
Provider Names:
Sasha Black.
Jasmine Sweet.
For starters, this was not a duo. Either one of these ladies are capable of wiping me out in a single session, and while it would be a happy way to die, I think it would be prudent that you be at least half my age, and much more fit than I am before tempting to take on both these ladies at once. Secondly, 'versus' is probably not the best word to use as a title, as this was in no way a competition, but a number of mongers that know I am a fan of UTR's services wanted my perspective on each gal. With that said, we made a plan where I saw one lady on two different days about thirty hours apart. This review should serve more as a comparison / contrast for your research.
Booking: UTR uses the most efficient, yet discreet system I have encountered. Of course for me, being a return client, it was a breeze, but understand when he screens, he is very careful and thorough, but that is for his safety, the safety of the ladies, and yes, your safety. He is prompt and clear in all communication, and provides impeccable directions to your incall and the process he prefers when seeing one of the ladies he aids.
General Area: North Of Cincinnati.
Looks:
Sasha=Flawless ivory skin about 5' 7' with long dark hair, very fit and athletic body, sexy eyes, thick sensual lips, medium perky breasts with wine-colored nipples that are very responsive.
Jasmine=Dark, tropical skin, about 5'9' with Caribbean / Creole features (reminds me of the beauties I have met in the Cayman and Abacos islands, stunningly beautiful face with a wonderful smile and very pretty eyes, thick without being heavy, very curvy and kind of strong, you can tell she probably played sports when she was younger, ample breasts with dark responsive nipples, fantastic hips and torso.
Personality:
Sasha=sexually aggressive, incredibly intelligent, conversant, well-spoken, quirky sense of humor, very tactile, erotic, intuitive, kind of like a nerdy sex kitten: 'One time, at band camp, '
Jasmine=sexually submissive, eager to please, soft spoken, but articulate and intelligent, comes across as a shy college co-ed, has a great sense of humor and a very cute laugh.
Pictures Accurate? The pictures of both ladies are very accurate. I know for discretion sake, Jasmine has her face blocked, but let me tell you, she has an absolutely beautiful face, you will not be disappointed—very beautiful smile.
Incall or outcall: I saw both ladies at an Incall.
Safety of incall: Very safe and easy to find.
Cleanliness of incall: Very clean and comfortable, both ladies provide candles, music, and the room has a nice fragrance.
Cleanliness of girls: Both girls are very clean, and are freshly showered upon your arrival, they practice excellent hygiene, taste wonderful inside and out.
Smoking: I don't think either lady smokes, if they do, they practice enough dental hygiene that I could not taste any nicotine, or smell it on their body / outfits.
Attitude: Both ladies rate a10. While they have diverse personalities, both are very pleasant to spend time with chatting as well as BCD. I probably have more chemistry with Sasha, but that is my personal preference and not a reflection on Jasmine. As one USAG senior member recently pointed out, it is more a matter of the mood you are in: 'sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. '
Skill:
Sasha= 10+ (again could be personal preference, but Sasha is a bit wilder and her BBBJ is one of the best offered in the region, I also found her to be a better kisser, and I love the way she worships your entire body, incorporating it into her teasing BBBJ)
Jasmine= 8 (very skilled, and quite flexible, in squatting / pile drive missionary, Jasmine could put her legs behind her ears. For all I know Sasha could too, but I have never lasted longer than four of five minutes of Sasha's spinning CG / RCG to experience any other position)
Comfort level: Both ladies rate a 10. They excel and making you feel relaxed and at ease, no matter how hard your day at work may have been—the stress melts right off of you in the presence of both women.
Menu: BBBJ, DSL, BSL, Massage, GFE, DATY, Squirting, CFS MSOG is available, but each lady wore me out so that I did not partake of that. I believe Jasmine also offers Greek, but I don't travel to those islands, so I can't confirm that.
Overall pros: UTR has two diverse ladies and one of them will fit whatever mood you are in. Perhaps the best pro, is the price. You can essentially see both of these ladies, who have admirable, but different skills for the same amount of money you will spend on some ladies on this board for just one session, and that is not as good as a session with either of these ladies. Please excuse the commentary here, but there are a number of ladies in our region that are pricing themselves right out of the market. Sure there is all this talk about NURU and body slides, and whatever other niche fetish there may be, but lets face it, these girls are prettier, just as skilled, if not more skilled, and offer that same level of service at a fraction of the price. Some may note that I have been active in the hobby recently with a flurry of reviews. I just happened to get a great stipend at the end of January for a consulting gig. That wad is about blown. Now that I will be returning to my normal budget, let the message be clear and let me quote John Matterese: 'Don't waste your money! ' I will not see ladies that have inflated their prices recently when UTR has these wonderful women that are personable and skilled, and prettier than the ones that want a King's ransom for a performance that might not even come close to either of these ladies.
Overall cons: That I can't take them on the road with me for my next two consulting gigs. These two gals are the sure thing. I am not looking forward to the hit or miss booking in strange cities as my travel schedule of my speaking circuit heats up over the next few weeks. Maybe I will go on a sexual sabbatical while out of town and just save my money for a decadent multiple session when I get back to town. Of course, I also have to save up for phase two of Sindee.
Cost: Best rate in town.
Overall value: You will get more than you pay for.
Repeat: I will probably see Sasha on a more frequent basis, but that doesn't mean I won't see Jasmine from time to time. This is probably just personal chemistry, but I like to get my world rocked in a session and I like that Sasha takes the aggressive lead and jumps on you like a wildcat when you enter the room, but every once in a while it is also nice to be with a sweet, submissive, gentle girl that reminds me of the tropical paradise I used to frequent especially since she soft spoken and eager to please.
Great review, I had a couple dreams about Lexi and the lady is great. She does know what she doing with the BBBJ but NO CIM, big turn off for me.
[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1672409]Provider: Lexi33.
Contact:
Web:
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?6324-Escort-Classified-Ads-Posted-by-Escorts-No-Reviews-or-Commentary&p=1650836&viewfull=1#post1650836[/url]
Email: Use the USAG PM system.
Phone: 859-445-9417 (as listed on her USAG ad)
Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.
Screening: Thorough, but painless.
General Area: Northern Kentucky.
Looks: Amazing body, a true spinner, long curly red hair, mischievous eyes, fantastic legs, incredible ass,
Description: Very professional and punctual. Hot little shortie with fair skin and perhaps a mixture of Irish and Italian features, but I am just speculating. She has incredible long, curly, locks of auburn hair and eyes that are seductive and devilish.
Build: 5'2' about 112 with 32D naturals with a very tome and athletic build. She is short and sexy.
Boobs: Ample bosom, with pert, responsive nipples-natural.
Body tone: Athletic and fit, and very flexible.
Pictures Accurate? Yes.
Incall or outcall: Outcall. I think she generally prefers incall, but since I am a returning client and she knows my reputation for the BFE (I usually get a suite with a hot tub, candles, massage oils, jazz sound system, romantic lighting, and plenty of refreshments, she decided to make the trip to see me. She is a provider that gets my need for the illusion of passion and plays her end well and let's me romance her with pampering and seduction. YMMV here, so if she does not see you at outcall, please understand and respect her preferences.
Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.
Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.
Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.
Attitude: 10.
Skill: 10.
Comfort level: 10.
Menu: BBBJ, DSL, BSL, HJ, Massage, DATY, Squirting, GFE, CFS and the RCG—well she could be a rodeo champion!
Overall pros: Incredibly slow and sensual blow job with lots of eye contact. It is also as much fun to simply share a glass of wine and converse with her as it is to play with her, well, almost as enjoyable—let's face it, with hot little sexy redhead like this, even if we are discussing philosophy and literature, you would rather communicate with her in a tactile way. Essentially I am just suggesting that if stimulating conversation and flirting, followed by a wild romp in the sheets is your idea of a perfect session, then you will be pleased with Lexi.
Overall cons: Tempus Fugit. You have so much fun, that time flies. She is not a clockwatcher, but it is important to respect a lady's time, and you may find that time slips rapidly, just because she is so conversant, and when it comes to BCD, she is a master at the ebb and flo—she knows how to bring you to the brink, and then hold you there, back you down, and then arouse you all over again. This isn't really a bad thing, but I would suggest to you that you may want to plan on more than one hour to truly enjoy everything she has to offer in a session.
Cost: a little above the regional market rate, but worth every dime.
Overall value: You get more than you pay for, even if the price is a little higher than you are used to paying.
Description of Session: Unlike most providers, Lexi understands the art of total seduction. Everything from her tone of voice, to her soft touches as she engages you in wonderful conversation, to the way her incredible eyes transfix you, as you are slowly being lured into an incredible sexual experience from the moment she enters the room. She literally spins a subtle web of seduction. She is very intelligent, articulate, well read, and as you converse, she gently touches you or fixes you with a gaze that ignites lust deep in your soul. I highly recommend that you do not rush to the bed with her—let her seduce you, it is a gradual aphrodisiac and I can only think this is what the courtesans of the Renaissance were like. In fact, I would compare her art of seduction to that of Portia Borgia. There is a double ente.
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Ndre occurring throughout the conversation, and you know she is measuring exactly what will tempt and seduce to you as you talk over a glass of wine, and there is a promise of pure sexual bliss about to happen, if you sit back and let her do the seducing. This may not be important to you, but for me, it is crucial that I every once in a while do a session with a lady that is better at seduction than I am, and one that can match me, move for move with regards to bedskills. Sometimes I tire of being the seducer, and it is refreshing to be with a woman that is even more talented than I am.
Her eyes often say more than her mouth, and so do her hands. She seamlessly moved the session along by pulling me over to the tub, and undressing me slowly, her wide eyes fixed on mine as she teased me even in the way she undressed me.
Then she turned and like a classic woman, invited me to unzip her, and remove her garters—that's right—good old fashioned garters—I haven't seen those in decades.
She held my hand as she stepped along the tiles to the tub, and moved languidly, giving me a view of her incredible body, letting me drink in every curve and ripple. Then she guided me in. She then smiled above the suds as her hands began to do devilish things to me under the water, the entire time, not saying a word, but speaking volumes with those incredible eyes and that impish grin.
She snaked around me in the tub, moving back and forth, to and fro, driving me wild. Then lifted my hips above the suds, and engulfed me, treating me to a long, slow blow job as the suds and water jets swirled around us. She sensed that I was about to cum, and gripped the base of my cock, expertly backing my orgasm off.
'You are not getting off that easy, sir, ' she said with a devilish grin.
Then she pulled our bodies together in a lotus embrace and began to kiss my neck and shoulders and licked at my ears. She turned my head and began French kissing me until I felt like I was going to lose control, especially as her skilled hands worked my shaft under the water in tandem to the way she kissed me.
She sat in my lap, and I just knew I had to be inside her, but the damn covers were over by the bed. I asserted myself and lifted her out of the suds as she playfully kicked those legs and squealed (got to love a gal that barely weighs a hundred pounds) and I strode to the bed, our bodies still covered in suds and tossed her onto the bed and spread her legs. I dipped my mouth to her nectar and used a few tricks of my own to return the teasing she had done to me in the tub and made her squirt several times until she begged me to fuck her.
I wanted to have her do her patented RCG, but she shook her head no. ' I want it deep first. ' I smiled and pulled her to the corner of the bed and spread her legs wide and up, covered up, and then stood above her straddling the corner of the mattress and thrust deep inside her.
'More. Harder. Deep, ' She breathed huskily, so I began doing power thrusts as if I was at the gym, and she squealed with delight as she wrapped her ankles around my neck.
She squirted again. And her legs flailed on the bed and she begged for mercy, so I pulled out of her. Her eyes were glazed, and lust was on her face. She pulled the condom off with a snap and flipped around and swallowed me whole.
Lexi does not allow CIM, so I had to be very careful. She was twisting, and swirling, and I could not last much longer. She grabbed the base of my cock wither thumb and forefinger and stopped me just in time. Then she guided me down to the bed, grabbed a new cover, straddled me giving me an incredible view of that awesome ass, and rewarded me with her rodeo champion RCG that caused me to explode like a student's volcano science project.
I rolled over and passed out and she curled up against me. I am not sure how long she stayed, but I nodded off to sleep. I vaguely heard her go into the shower to clean up. She then came back to the bed, dressed as flawlessly as she had entered earlier in the evening.
She giggled, proud at how she had put me down for the count. I tried to get up, but she just pushed me down into the sheets, kissed me sweetly on the lips and said 'sleep the sleep of bliss, my love. ' Then she slid quietly out of the room, and I slept straight onto morning, in fact the phone rang and it was management asking me if I needed to book the room for another day.
Repeat? ABSOLUTELY[/QUOTE]
Provider: Lovli.
Contact:Text.
Web: [url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100hr-special-busty-puerto-rican-bad-girl-is-going-to-oil-you-up-til-your-toes-curlup-all-night-23/12493191[/url]
Email: N / A.
Phone: As listed on the ad. 513-XXX-6122.
Booking Experience: Pretty Easy.
Screening: Not bad.
General Area: Sharonville.
Looks: Big tits, but BBW everywhere else.
Description: Don't know who this "pinky" is that she claims to look like, but I would say not attractive. Her face is accurate in the pics, but her body is 180 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
Build: 5'2' about 180 with 32G naturals.
Boobs: Huge.
Body tone: BBW.
Pictures Accurate? Kinda. I think she is bigger in person.
Incall or outcall: Incall.
Professionalism of provider: No very professional. Watched the clock like a hawk.
Cleanliness of girl: no clean. Was doing doggie and the smell was horrible. Imagine month old cheesburgers baking in the hot sun.
Smoking: Not sure.
Attitude: 2. Know if she just woke up or what.
Skill: 2.
Comfort level: 5.
Menu: Everything covered.
Overall pros: Big Tits I guess.
Overall cons: Everything else.
Cost: $100.
Overall value: not worth it.
Description of Session: Took a chance on the pics. Thought that although she was bigger, her large tits would more than make up for it. I was wrong. She is huge. She acted as if she had just woke up and I was a bother to her. Everything was covered and the CBJ was pretty much worthless. We started in mish. I was able to get something going, so I thought I would finish doggie. Flipped her over and started on my way, and then a stench came over me. I then lost all interest and had to give myslef a rushed HJ because I was taking too long.
Provider: Brandy E.
Contact:Text.
Web: N / A.
Email: N / A.
Phone: 513-XXX-6541.
Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.
Screening: Painless.
General Area: Eastgate.
Looks: BBW. Nice tits. Blonde Hair.
Description: She calls herself a chubette. I think it is more of a BBW.
Build: 5'2' about 140 with 36D naturals.
Boobs: Nice Rack.
Body tone: Definitely bigger girl. Has a bit of a stomach.
Pictures Accurate? Yes. For the most part. She may be a bit bigger in person.
Incall or outcall: Incall.
Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.
Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.
Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.
Attitude: 10.
Skill: 9.
Comfort level: 10.
Menu: BBBJ, CFS, HJ, Deepthroat, CIM, Facial.
Overall pros: Very good BBJ. Wants to please. Very accommodating.
Overall cons: She is a BBW. That is not my thing. I don't mind a little extra on a girl, but this was too much for me.
Cost: $80 HHR/$100 HR.
Overall value: Great value.
Description of Session: Very laid back girl. Just wants to please. I came in and we pretty much got right down to business. BBBJ, cowgirl, mish, deepthroat, doggie. Pretty good session.
Provider: Sexy McKenzie.
Contact: text.
Web:
Email: Don't know.
Phone: 859-XXX-8832.
Booking Experience: Very easy to book with, answers text / calls immediately.
Screening: painless.
General Area: Blue Ash.
Looks: Very tall. Long brunette hair. Small boobs.
Description: Very tall. Thicker legs. Fairly tone body.
Build: 5'8' about 140 with 32A naturals. Don't be put off by the weight. She is tall.
Boobs: Small.
Body tone: Pretty normal.
Pictures Accurate? Yes.
Incall or outcall: Incall.
Professionalism of provider: Very safe, smart, personable, and articulate.
Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.
Smoking: Not sure—if she does, I couldn't tell.
Attitude: 10.
Skill: 8.
Comfort level: 10.
Menu: BBBJ, Doggie, Mish.
Overall pros: Easy to deal with. Pretty good time.
Overall cons: A little thick in the legs. Almost no boobs.
Cost: $90HHr.
Overall value: Pretty Good.
Description of Session: I walked in and we pretty much got down to business. I think she was getting over a cold when I saw her. She couldn't hold her breath very long when she did the BBBJ. I think that effected the performance. Other than that, she is a good lay.
Recently had a dream with Buddah's girl. In my dream, she was very nice and and had a nice in call location. Sasha is such a sweet girl and she made me instantly comfortable. She greeted with a smile and we started with DFK and it was a really passionate kiss. She started teasing me a little and gave a good BBBJ. After that we relaxed a little and gave each other a nice back rub.
Had a nice DATY and finger f*ed hard which made her really wet. I f*ed her in couple of positions before I came in mish position. After that we chatted a little and before I know it my time was up! Bummer! Wish I could spend more time with her.
I will definitely repeat!
[QUOTE=Big Sug;1670748]I can only second and third what's already on here about Jordan. Sexy spinner, mixed race, rockin' BBBJ (mad skill) , CFS, CGreek (and loves it!) , DFK, DATY. If you like any boobs whatsoever, you'll need to look elsewhere. She's all nipple and no boob. But I didn't really mind once things got going![/QUOTE]I haven't seen it mentioned in so many words so I will, she defines GFE and PSE. WOW! That said, she is a smoker, it is noticeable and I will guess for some it will be a turn off. Did I mention she rewrote the GFE / PSE experience? OK, I am harping on that point for a reason, she rocked my world the other night like no other provider has. Also, outcall is another. 5 but the total seemed very inexpensive when compared to the experience.
Stay safe.
CB
Early Thursday morning around 2, I was thinking about seeing this girl so I text her trying to get an appointment. Her incall is in Mason so as I was headed there I guess I said something 'too aggressive / too freaky' for her likings so she told me to not come up, she wasn't in the mood anymore, maybe tomorrow she said. WTF? Alight then. I apologized for my sayings, she accepted it, but whatever. Later later on, she said she would be available at 9pm, I arrived at her hotel around 855 and asked for the hotel room. Waited for about 20 minutes in the parking lot, but no response! She still haven't responded to my text. WTF? I just thought if she didn't want me to come up there that's all she had to say instead of wasting my time. Pretty B. E, but not worth the hassle.
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[QUOTE=Ball1972;1673242]I live in NKY, Where is White Oak?[/QUOTE]I have seen Hannah at both of her locations, however, now her phone does not work, does anyone know who she went to Columbus with or if she has a new phone number?
Any intel on these two?
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[QUOTE=Brooks14; 1673688]Provider: Lovli.
Contact:Text.
Web:
[url]http://cincinnati.backpage.com/BodyRubs/100hr-special-busty-puerto-rican-bad-girl-is-going-to-oil-you-up-til-your-toes-curlup-all-night-23/12493191[/url]
Email: N / A.
Phone: As listed on the ad. 513-XXX-6122.
Booking Experience: Pretty Easy.
Screening: Not bad.
General Area: Sharonville.
Looks: Big tits, but BBW everywhere else.
Description: Don't know who this "pinky" is that she claims to look like, but I would say not attractive. Her face is accurate in the pics, but her body is 180 pounds of chewed bubble gum.
Build: 5'2' about 180 with 32G naturals.
Boobs: Huge.
Body tone: BBW.
Pictures Accurate? Kinda. I think she is bigger in person.
Incall or outcall: Incall.
Professionalism of provider: No very professional. Watched the clock like a hawk.
Cleanliness of girl: no clean. Was doing doggie and the smell was horrible. Imagine month old cheesburgers baking in the hot sun.
Smoking: Not sure.
Attitude: 2. Know if she just woke up or what.
Skill: 2.
Comfort level: 5.
Menu: Everything covered.
Overall pros: Big Tits I guess.
Overall cons: Everything else.
Cost: $100.
Overall value: not worth it.
Description of Session: Took a chance on the pics. Thought that although she was bigger, her large tits would more than make up for it. I was wrong. She is huge. She acted as if she had just woke up and I was a bother to her. Everything was covered and the CBJ was pretty much worthless. We started in mish. I was able to get something going, so I thought I would finish doggie. Flipped her over and started on my way, and then a stench came over me. I then lost all interest and had to give myslef a rushed HJ because I was taking too long.[/QUOTE]I agree with you 100 percent. I didn't do any FS activities, just got a lame massage and let her big old Milkys finish me off. She is not attractive and she had just found out she was pregnant when I saw her! Her incall was a dump and she has some nappy ass hair that she covers with wigs on her posts. I can't believe people have given her positive reviews. Save your money and look elsewhere guys. Thanks for setting the record straight on this girl sir.
Recently scheduled a visit with Ally aka Sinful Dream for her Nuru Body Slide. I am more of a "massage guy" that is always looking for a HE to go along with it, so I decided to give her a try. Incall location was Excellent. We started off with a shower since the gel works best if your bodies are wet. Ally has taken the time to learn about Nuru Massage and has purchased everything needed. Lets just say it was like no other massage I have had!
The gel really has NO smell and almost no taste. I did shower again afterwards but I think it would have just wiped off leaving no smell.
I would definitely recommend giving it a try!
Sno
I dreamed of Paris this afternoon. In my dream she was a cute college aged blonde with a tanned, toned, and petite body. She was very friendly and eager to please. She took direction with no hesitation and had a great attitude. I hope to dream of her again soon.