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[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1443804]"along with the mamasan just chilling on the couch with a blanket (WTF) and an old man on the comp (wonder what he is doing)."
The old man might have been Benchseats Rocks. He was posting a review.[/QUOTE]Or it could have been me.
[QUOTE=Rockerrexxx;1442931]I'm back in town soon and saw my favorite Total Body Concepts appears to be Vita Revive now. Am I s. O. L. Now? Tried to RTFF myself but not much luck with the search function tonight.[/QUOTE]I can help a little with the Vita Revive review.
It's similar to TBC (Russian / European masseuses) and is a little on the expensive side of things compared to the AMP's. Where $1. 25. 1.5 will only get you a topless HE (most likely). I don't think or at least with my experience FS is not an option, (if it is it must be pretty pricey).
So, for your money if you're looking for a FS session your best bet might be an AMP.
The thing about Vita Revive is that I really liked the spa atmosphere where I received an awesome full one-hour massage and left feeling really relaxed and was treated very well as a customer and not a number or a statistic, which is sometimes the case at an AMP.
But F it. Sometimes you get Yellow Fever and it has to happen. In that case, I might recommend BS or ML on the west side, or VS or JHH on the north side. I'd probably avoid TBC. As some have said, it might even be gone by now.
There are 2 locations I'm going back and forth on but I'll make my mind up tomorrow unless anyone can tell if one place may have a nice looking redhead working there. Yes I know what the "A" in AMP stands for but it could and't hurt to ask.
[QUOTE=Satya;1444047]Annie is not Anna.[/QUOTE]Would think Anna was a dude or 50.
[QUOTE=Stoves Hot;1444182]There are 2 locations I'm going back and forth on but I'll make my mind up tomorrow unless anyone can tell if one place may have a nice looking redhead working there. Yes I know what the "A" in AMP stands for but it could and't hurt to ask.[/QUOTE]You didn't mention the two places. But don't expect to find any white girls in any AMPs in Baltimore, or anywhere else on the east coast. Let me give you another piece of advice. Don't over think this. If you have the funds (which it sounds like you do) , just pop for it and see if you like it or not. If you keep it up, you'll be too old to enjoy it.
LexLuther
[QUOTE=Stoves Hot;1443548]Another question I have would be when you walk in and speak to the house lady and hand over the house fee. Do you have a choice who will be taking care of you or would it be who the house fee is handed over to?[/QUOTE]Been to quite a few AMPs and I post from time to time but I'm not really the kiss and tell type. Anyway, just count how many AMPs and you will find the same number of different routines. Some places the lady who answers the door is the one treating you. Other places you have a hostess who will guide you to the room. Treat her well. Sometimes you pay her, or wait until your hostess enters the room. Just play by ear or eye or whatever else leads you. Enjoy!
[QUOTE=YoYoMa;1443515]Hey bro think you can help me out? Where is westside. LOL.[/QUOTE]Westside usually refers to the area just West of Dundalk. Look for Dundalk Ave and to the west of that area. Just drive around a bit and ask the locals where to go for a good time. Be sure to tell them you have lots of cash. Good luck
I tried telling people I have a lot of cash but it didn't help. They thought I wanted to buy drugs. LOL.
Anyways, went to JHH. Saw anna. Hm. She is not young. I can't really tell how old she is. Massage was on point, flip was ok. Standard tip and go ahead. Anyways, I had victoria and anna. I need to try someone younger as a masseuse because I think one more and I'm not going anymore.
[QUOTE=Zappa3;1444242]Westside usually refers to the area just West of Dundalk. Look for Dundalk Ave and to the west of that area. Just drive around a bit and ask the locals where to go for a good time. Be sure to tell them you have lots of cash. Good luck[/QUOTE]Why do you guys always have to be difficult? Just keep it simple. The westside is directly opposite of the eastside. See? Easy. By the way, the westside is way better than the eastside. Well for me anyway. Bro. LOL.
Stopped in at jhh a few weeks ago. It was a tue or wed. There was some dude sitting in a silver Camry in the lot behind the place looking suspicious. I thought he was a customer either coming or going. I parked across the st out front and went in. When I left, leo hopped out of a CRV and started asking me questions. Dude made some intimidating gestures and statements and I just kept my mouth shut and played dumb. Then I left. Scary. New rule: scan all parked cars nearby. Anyone just sitting there? Drive away.
Saw candy at 905.
Mamma was old, kept poking head
In, no door, right down St from prison.
Got naked, candy said to put on
Underwear, put them on.
Ok massage, not great. On flip had.
Hard on, she brushed it smiled, asked
How much I'd tip, started stroking.
Through boxers. I took out 1. 0 she said.
Only HJ, took out 1. 2, said CBJ, took
It back and said bye. Candy is
Not that great looking
Wanted 150 for tip and said only.
HJ or CBJ, don't know how somebody
Confused her for 30 yrs old
Will not repeat.
Who s the best looking at jhh?
I ve heard good reviews about Victoria.
Looking for thin busty pretty, age don't
Matter! Thanks
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[QUOTE=YoYoMa; 1444300]I tried telling people I have a lot of cash but it didn't help. They thought I wanted to buy drugs. LOL.
Anyways, went to JHH. Saw anna. Hm. She is not young. I can't really tell how old she is. Massage was on point, flip was ok. Standard tip and go ahead. Anyways, I had victoria and anna. I need to try someone younger as a masseuse because I think one more and I'm not going anymore.[/QUOTE]Now yoyoma that's music to my ears. I'm glad you could see I was kidding. In the be-more vicinity everything is relative to the city or sometimes what we like to call the beltway. On this forum it usually refers to Woodlawn and Moonlight. To be honest with you I've never went there. I prefer the Northside of the beltway.
Based off of reviews for 905, I've kept away, but recent reports have stated a change of providers. I saw Candy recently and if you are a tit man then she will definitely please. She's sporting what I think are F's, reminding me of the big bust porn stars of yesteryear. More importantly, she also gave me the best hard massage I've ever had with some pretty skillful back walking and arm massage as well. Candy is in her mid 30s with a 6 face, very trim bod is korean. Typical tuition was the fare. Hilariously she acted surprised when asking for extras. With a body like hers, it should be an assumption. She says that she's leaving back for Hawaii in 10 day. FS was good, but awkward since they have curtains. If the future providers are like her in massage skill alone then I might be convinced to go there more frequently.
Checked out Hana Spa in Ellicott City, not worth it, older provider with a bad boob job, sort of rushed massage and only HJ available, will not repeat in light of the many other places offering much more, and more attractive providers in the region.
CL
Gentleman go west, (westside) , say hello to June, need I say more, you can thank me later!