Massage Parlor Reports

Not sure what to tell you on that. I typically see her a couple times a month when I'm not traveling. Sometimes I can get her same day, but usually it's about 24 hours in advance that we make plans.

[QUOTE=SSideJohnny;6597608]Well what's weird I was one of those still seeing her, 4/5 times this summer last one maybe 3 1/2 weeks ago, so that's what's weird. I did a search and the phone number that used to be in her name is now in Serenity's name. hopefully once what shes going through is over she will be easier to get to see.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MilfSeek;6594061]I made a comment based on my experience with Koreans. I've been to ROK several times for extended stays. I didn't say it was a negative. Just an observation. I actually love Korean women.[/QUOTE]Ok, just seemed like a particularly odd comment. I had a Korean GF who introduced me to Kimchi many moons ago, and I never noticed a particular smell from it after she ate it. She did keep herself particularly clean, though.

[QUOTE=ThaAmpGuy;6597631]Not sure what to tell you on that. I typically see her a couple times a month when I'm not traveling. Sometimes I can get her same day, but usually it's about 24 hours in advance that we make plans.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I know that's what's confusing but it could just be when I'm asking she just is busy. I'll try the 24 hour before method see how that works out. I probably should be asking more often too, I ask then if she's not I'm busy anyway most of the time so next time I get around to it it's like another week. Thanks for the tip I'll give that a try. Stay safe!

Wanted Mia but she was pre occupied. MiMi said try me. I'm like. Ok. She's 28 cute, nice body, decent B man mades.

Decent little massage. On the flip negotiates 160. Very nice BBBJ, with tongue flicking, licking, attention to taint, balls and shaft. She's flirty and enjoys pleasing. Sucks a nice monster. I was feeling jacked. She almost got me with that mouth. She retrieved some latex and rode, then shifted to mish. I stood aside the table and smashed till that release. Mia came out when I left and said next time. She's definitely hot looking, but Mimi is cute as well. This duo is the best Jax has to offer in forever. And there was a parade of mongers in and out. Not a good sign when a place gets too popular.

My buddy went here the other day. He said that there was a dark ugly old chubby lady working. He said he figured he would take one for the team. Sometimes the old or ugly will work harder. He said it was a horrible experience. She wanted a picture of President Grant (50) for L1. He said nope and she started yelling at him. Yelling!! Yelling when he tried to negotiate down the price. And no touch was allowed at all. You have been warned. Aren't you glad he told me about this?

[QUOTE=KidTorrid;6600361]Wanted Mia but she was pre occupied. MiMi said try me. I'm like. Ok. She's 28 cute, nice body, decent B man mades.

Decent little massage. On the flip negotiates 160. Very nice BBBJ, with tongue flicking, licking, attention to taint, balls and shaft. She's flirty and enjoys pleasing. Sucks a nice monster. I was feeling jacked. She almost got me with that mouth. She retrieved some latex and rode, then shifted to mish. I stood aside the table and smashed till that release. Mia came out when I left and said next time. She's definitely hot looking, but Mimi is cute as well. This duo is the best Jax has to offer in forever. And there was a parade of mongers in and out. Not a good sign when a place gets too popular.[/QUOTE]Yeah I'll agree that Jax Health Spa has the best looking girls as of late. I drove by there a few nights ago and there were three cars in the little parking area. The most I've ever seen there. I've always had fun there and highly recommend.

[QUOTE=MightyMax;6601333]My buddy went here the other day. He said that there was a dark ugly old chubby lady working. He said he figured he would take one for the team. Sometimes the old or ugly will work harder. He said it was a horrible experience. She wanted a picture of President Grant (50) for L1. He said nope and she started yelling at him. Yelling!! Yelling when he tried to negotiate down the price. And no touch was allowed at all. You have been warned. Aren't you glad he told me about this?[/QUOTE]I've been to Oba twice and had bad service both times. I walked in the door and the lady said they have new girl so she quickly ushered me to a room where I waited about 20 minutes. This not so hot woman came in and gave a crummy massage. On the flip she did L1 to finish and I tipped her 40 which she complained and said she normally gets 60. Told her sorry that's all I have and she yelled something in Chinese to her friend. I'm confident she was Talking shit about me but IDC!! I stay away from that AMP now!
Anyone been to My Favor? Sure do miss Ruby and Nicole.

[QUOTE=Jdzi16;6597469]On a scale of 1 to 10.

Massage was a 5. LOL. It was more like a nuru massage but she had her clothes on.

But her body is an 8.5.

Her breasts are very enhanced size D.

Great attitude and very spunky. I will definitely return.

She did say she was only here for a couple months tho.[/QUOTE]I went to JAX, but I didn't like the girl. I turned around and went to Aja, Jenny was busy! 4 girls working, more choices. Tell me that the new girl Tina has just arrived. She looks as cute as a Barbie doll, and the B cup is not easy to cover all. Did 69. I was so excited that I was ignited, and the oral job was done. The whole skill is skilled and experienced. Maybe she has been trained and learned to make men unable to control themselves.

[QUOTE=NobodyKK;6603492]I went to JAX, but I didn't like the girl. I turned around and went to Aja, Jenny was busy! 4 girls working, more choices. Tell me that the new girl Tina has just arrived. She looks as cute as a Barbie doll, and the B cup is not easy to cover all. Did 69. I was so excited that I was ignited, and the oral job was done. The whole skill is skilled and experienced. Maybe she has been trained and learned to make men unable to control themselves.[/QUOTE]Very nice review? Or is it??

[QUOTE=KidTorrid;6600361]Wanted Mia but she was pre occupied. MiMi said try me. I'm like. Ok. She's 28 cute, nice body, decent B man mades.

Decent little massage. On the flip negotiates 160. Very nice BBBJ, with tongue flicking, licking, attention to taint, balls and shaft. She's flirty and enjoys pleasing. Sucks a nice monster. I was feeling jacked. She almost got me with that mouth. She retrieved some latex and rode, then shifted to mish. I stood aside the table and smashed till that release. Mia came out when I left and said next time. She's definitely hot looking, but Mimi is cute as well. This duo is the best Jax has to offer in forever. And there was a parade of mongers in and out. Not a good sign when a place gets too popular.[/QUOTE]I would agree that they're probably the best duo right now, unfortunately with the amount of traffic there I don't see it lasting long.

[QUOTE=NobodyKK;6603492]I went to JAX, but I didn't like the girl. I turned around and went to Aja, Jenny was busy! 4 girls working, more choices. Tell me that the new girl Tina has just arrived. She looks as cute as a Barbie doll, and the B cup is not easy to cover all. Did 69. I was so excited that I was ignited, and the oral job was done. The whole skill is skilled and experienced. Maybe she has been trained and learned to make men unable to control themselves.[/QUOTE]Sounds like it was written by foreigner.

Driving from Ocala to Jax today after a quick lunch at Woodpeckers stopped at Ocean on 210. Rec'd intel from a monger not on this site that the menu can be open. I've visited before with mixed results, but the last time had a good time with Amy. Called first, asked and was told Amy was there so I stopped. Not that Amy was anything spectacular, a bit to thick for my preferences, but she had a great smile and gave an above avg L2. Long story short. Amy wasn't there, or at least wasn't available for me. Forget her name, short and pudgy. Not a great massage, not a great L1 finish. Probably wasn't bad as AMPs go here in JAX, but the switcharoo had me less than ecstatic. Shouldn't have let it bother me, but it did.

Anyone try My Favor lately? That place used to be popping with Ruby and Nikki. And then Jewel for a short period of time was amazing. But now I don't hear any peeps about anything there. Is it just bad now? Anyone try it recently?

Hello all!! Wanted to see if anyone has been to Lotus / QQ recently? I was Kristal end of AUG but she was heading back down south. Just wondering if anyone knows what the line up is currently?

27 year old pretty Korean about 5'7, slim, nice ass, and full b cup maybe even C cup natural tits with perky sweet nipples. Not big cow aureoles. Figures she's actually from Ny, Queens to be exact. You do not usually find a Korean working at a Chinese AMP. So I'm wondering if she is being punished being in Jax LOL. She's here for maybe another 2 months before she goes back. She's actually sweet and not horribly jaded. Yet. Negotiated 160, BBBJ but had to ask for it. To be honest it wasn't the best but it was good enough. CG and Mish to finish. Oh and massage was whatever.

Went on the hunt today and checked Aja on way to JHS. Aja had 4 cars which was surprising.

Went to JHS which was empty. Saw Mimi. Great time, she was very fun and likes to say I love you a lot.

I have no other way to describe her except someone else mentioned her crazy eyes. Her ad is on craigslist. She is in a professional complex near UNF. Very good massage. She jis very skilled in her technique. She mentioned she is will to help. Out with Jr. She did a nice finish. No teasing leading up to the act. L1 only and didn't have the vibe she wanted to be touched. Overall not bad for a quality massage and some. Release. Charges 100 an hour and didn't ask for a tip.

[QUOTE=AverageJoe96;6606544]I have no other way to describe her except someone else mentioned her crazy eyes. Her ad is on craigslist. She is in a professional complex near UNF. Very good massage. She jis very skilled in her technique. She mentioned she is will to help. Out with Jr. She did a nice finish. No teasing leading up to the act. L1 only and didn't have the vibe she wanted to be touched. Overall not bad for a quality massage and some. Release. Charges 100 an hour and didn't ask for a tip.[/QUOTE]Do you have her contact information? I can't find her post anywhere.

Finally had the opportunity to get back and sample Lily. First of all she gives an above average massage for an AMP. But that cute little body of hers knocks me out. She is small and short but her proportions are just awesome. Nice boobs just enough for a handful each, I estimate a B cup but at best 33. But lovely nipples. Also the ass is not the typical flat Asian, two full hands and tight. Not a teen flat belly but very nice stomach. After looking at her face closely I think she is probably 30's but I am no good a guessing Asian woman ages. But no more than early 40's. Paid. 8 for one hour. After a nice massage on flip the negotiations started and she wanted 2 bens for FS. I countered at 1.6 but she would not. Thinking with wrong head and looking at her naked I agreed to 1.8. Started CG and and some RCG and thein Mish staring at that lovely body. Only downside is she is small and had to keep applying lube and although I have been told I am above average I would not be considered porn star big. Standard oh baby you do me so good. Did use her fingers on her clit so maybe she was getting into it some. I don't get off very fast so after about 15-20 min I told her to finish me off L1. I do not think she will do BJ even covered although I did not ask, all I could think of was sliding in and enjoying that tightness. I will probably repeat although but not going to let wrong head do the thinking next time.

Just checking to see if anyone has reached out to this one on Rub Rankings. Don't even have a name but the title on her ad is.

"Text is the quickest way to reach me!! 💬 All 3 hol".

And her ad includes something like 'don't reach out until you're ready to come'. It's a local number and I reached out early last week and didn't hear back for a few days and then woke up to an odd text reply sent after midnight. Still may be game to follow up and TOFTT, but just looking for addl. Info first.

[QUOTE=NobodyKK;6603492]I went to JAX, but I didn't like the girl. I turned around and went to Aja, Jenny was busy! 4 girls working, more choices. Tell me that the new girl Tina has just arrived. She looks as cute as a Barbie doll, and the B cup is not easy to cover all. Did 69. I was so excited that I was ignited, and the oral job was done. The whole skill is skilled and experienced. Maybe she has been trained and learned to make men unable to control themselves.[/QUOTE]Makes sense. Jenny did say 2 new girls were coming on the 15th and that she was leaving on the 30th. Ill have to go sample Tinas work.

I would be shocked if any of these ads are real. I know one of them are but outside of that I seriously doubt it.

[QUOTE=TetherBall;6610158]Just checking to see if anyone has reached out to this one on Rub Rankings. Don't even have a name but the title on her ad is.

"Text is the quickest way to reach me! All 3 hol".

And her ad includes something like 'don't reach out until you're ready to come'. It's a local number and I reached out early last week and didn't hear back for a few days and then woke up to an odd text reply sent after midnight. Still may be game to follow up and TOFTT, but just looking for addl. Info first.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DuvalLife;6610481]I would be shocked if any of these ads are real. I know one of them are but outside of that I seriously doubt it.[/QUOTE]I know those tits aren't real.

I've been to Angel / nAgel 5 x in the last year. Each time I got what I wanted $50-$70 hh / hr w / TS + 120 for level 3 service. Each time I was waited on by who I thought was the same person, turned out to be at least 2 different people. They all looked the same - 40's, not skinny, not fat, shaved, small tits, no butt. Had a good time, though. And felt safe. Parking in a bigger lot. Area not too bad but definitely not somewhere you want to be leaving valuables in your car. Been to AJA 1 x. This was ok, but I was out off by the parking and the lady's manner. She looked good / better than the ladies at nAgel. Tall like 5'8", flat stomach, fake tits, no butt, not shaved, mid to late 40's, however. It took a minute to negotiate what I wanted, even though she made the first move, she then backed off. She went for a brief massage but it just wasn't working. I didn't like how cautious she was, even after money for deeds had exchanged hands. 200 $ + 70 $. Deed done but not my favorite. I would go back because I saw one of the other girls and she looked great. But like I say, the parking and the entrance and exit is less than optimal. Finally, I've been to My Favor and that was my least favorite experience of the three different places I've been to. 2 people waiting ahead of me when I came in almost didn't stay. Decided to based on the recommendations of so many here (this was when My Favor was the hot ticket earlier this year and last year). Best looking girl but worst service and worst massage by far. I felt rushed and when I didn't leave a tip on top of the 80 to the house and $180 to my masseuse, everyone seemed less than thrilled with me. I understand there is an underlying operation going on at these places and that the money to the house goes to the house and so does the money paid on top of that for the deed itself. Does that mean the girl is keeping none of the money at the end of the day and the tip would be what she made?

Anyway, would love to pay a visit to different parlor and they are all in that same area. Does anyone have a recommendation? JHS looks like it is right there by AJA. Is it right there off university or is it off a side street? Thanks in advance for any information you might be able to provide.

[QUOTE=DylanWinner;6610677]I've been to Angel / nAgel 5 x in the last year. Each time I got what I wanted $50-$70 hh / hr w / TS + 120 for level 3 service. Each time I was waited on by who I thought was the same person, turned out to be at least 2 different people. They all looked the same - 40's, not skinny, not fat, shaved, small tits, no butt. Had a good time, though. And felt safe. Parking in a bigger lot. Area not too bad but definitely not somewhere you want to be leaving valuables in your car. Been to AJA 1 x. This was ok, but I was out off by the parking and the lady's manner. She looked good / better than the ladies at nAgel. Tall like 5'8", flat stomach, fake tits, no butt, not shaved, mid to late 40's, however. It took a minute to negotiate what I wanted, even though she made the first move, she then backed off. She went for a brief massage but it just wasn't working. I didn't like how cautious she was, even after money for deeds had exchanged hands. 200 $ + 70 $. Deed done but not my favorite. I would go back because I saw one of the other girls and she looked great. But like I say, the parking and the entrance and exit is less than optimal. Finally, I've been to My Favor and that was my least favorite experience of the three different places I've been to. 2 people waiting ahead of me when I came in almost didn't stay. Decided to based on the recommendations of so many here (this was when My Favor was the hot ticket earlier this year and last year). Best looking girl but worst service and worst massage by far. I felt rushed and when I didn't leave a tip on top of the 80 to the house and $180 to my masseuse, everyone seemed less than thrilled with me. I understand there is an underlying operation going on at these places and that the money to the house goes to the house and so does the money paid on top of that for the deed itself. Does that mean the girl is keeping none of the money at the end of the day and the tip would be what she made?

Anyway, would love to pay a visit to different parlor and they are all in that same area. Does anyone have a recommendation? JHS looks like it is right there by AJA. Is it right there off university or is it off a side street? Thanks in advance for any information you might be able to provide.[/QUOTE]Jax Health Spa is a few blocks west of Aja on the opposite side of University Blvd on the corner at Temple Road. Parking is a royal pain in the ass but once inside, a good time can be had. Ema and Emily are a good time with a full menu. Standard prices apply.

[QUOTE=NflMongerv2;6610718]Jax Health Spa is a few blocks west of Aja on the opposite side of University Blvd on the corner at Temple Road. Parking is a royal pain in the ass but once inside, a good time can be had. Ema and Emily are a good time with a full menu. Standard prices apply.[/QUOTE]Ok awesome sounds good. If I bring at least 250 you think I'll be good? I may go tonight. Online it says they close at 10 and then google says 11:30.

[QUOTE=DylanWinner;6610753]Ok awesome sounds good. If I bring at least 250 you think I'll be good? I may go tonight. Online it says they close at 10 and then google says 11:30.[/QUOTE]Do the half hour ($60) and hold tight at $140 for FS to the girl. Don't bring more in. You don't want them to see more money.

I know what you mean about parking at Aja.

I park across the street and about a block east in a lot right by a Dry Cleaner. Decent sized lot. There is a Publix a few hundred feet further east too. Obviously best for a daylight visits.

Went to Atlantic yesterday afternoon. Outer door locked. Must stand there and ring bell to be admitted. Very awkward. Admitted. Paid house fee for 1 hour. To room. She says you wait 10 min while she takes care of another customer. Then returns. Wanted L1. Was interrupted 2 times. She must go out to front. Never could relax. Big waste of time and money. They need someone else to cover the door and foot traffic. No I didn't get her name but I'm sure from description a couple days ago this was the same woman. Anyway. I've been to Atlantic in the past where I had a real good experience. This time it was a 2/10. Won't go back until I see some consistent good reviews.

[QUOTE=TetherBall;6610158]Just checking to see if anyone has reached out to this one on Rub Rankings. Don't even have a name but the title on her ad is.

"Text is the quickest way to reach me!! 💬 All 3 hol".

And her ad includes something like 'don't reach out until you're ready to come'. It's a local number and I reached out early last week and didn't hear back for a few days and then woke up to an odd text reply sent after midnight. Still may be game to follow up and TOFTT, but just looking for addl. Info first.[/QUOTE]I took a look at that site and all of them look too good to be true. None had 904 area codes. I'm wondering if anyone has experience with the girl's on this particular site. I did reach out to one, waiting for a response. I should know better. Still.

Didn't even know it was there, but stopped by JW Massage last week. It's in a little strip mall in Jacksonville Beach on the west side of 3rd St S at 15th Ave S. Next to the CVS. Chinese shop. Was duly impressed at the quality of the therapeutic massage that I received. Draping was optional, no extras offered and did not get the sense that it was available. Likely legit only, but well worth it. Just wondering if anyone else has visited and got a different vibe.

I just read your report on your most-recent visits and must say I think you have been FAR too generous. I myself have had many experiences in such spas over the years, Throughout the state of Florida from Jax to the Keys, from Pensacola down to Naples and back throughout Central Florida and have never given more than two Uncle Bens for Level Three service. Another point of fact I would like to give you advice on are the manner in which these ladies earn their income. The house fee (50-60 hhr / 70-80 full hour is normally split 50/50 or 60/40 in favor of the girl, not the house. Tips range from 40 (for HE) to 140-160 for level-3 service. In all cases, a TS is included IF provided as a service by the house. (Not all spas have TS) I know this to be FACT as for several years, I had a friendship with an owner of one such establishment. We first started off as Client / massusse, but after nearly a year in, she needed legal advice and that is when our "friendship" outside of the business began. I later became a "secret shopper" of sorts for her, providing intel on her competition and it was at that time I was educated on how all this Asian Spa shit goes down. She is the one who told me how the ratios work, I am not pulling this out of thin air, so the next time you walk into one of these places, remember the advice of others. Don't walk in with a bankroll, walk in with what you now know to be the max fees / tip, otherwise, you are not only paying WAY too much for whatever service you are asking for, you are making everyone else behind you look cheap. LOL.

Good luck, good hunting and keep reporting!

[QUOTE=DylanWinner;6610677]I've been to Angel / nAgel 5 x in the last year. Each time I got what I wanted $50-$70 hh / hr w / TS + 120 for level 3 service. Each time I was waited on by who I thought was the same person, turned out to be at least 2 different people. They all looked the same - 40's, not skinny, not fat, shaved, small tits, no butt. Had a good time, though. And felt safe. Parking in a bigger lot. Area not too bad but definitely not somewhere you want to be leaving valuables in your car. Been to AJA 1 x. This was ok, but I was out off by the parking and the lady's manner. She looked good / better than the ladies at nAgel. Tall like 5'8", flat stomach, fake tits, no butt, not shaved, mid to late 40's, however. It took a minute to negotiate what I wanted, even though she made the first move, she then backed off. She went for a brief massage but it just wasn't working. I didn't like how cautious she was, even after money for deeds had exchanged hands. 200 $ + 70 $. Deed done but not my favorite. I would go back because I saw one of the other girls and she looked great. But like I say, the parking and the entrance and exit is less than optimal. Finally, I've been to My Favor and that was my least favorite experience of the three different places I've been to. 2 people waiting ahead of me when I came in almost didn't stay. Decided to based on the recommendations of so many here (this was when My Favor was the hot ticket earlier this year and last year).[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TetherBall;6615030]Didn't even know it was there, but stopped by JW Massage last week. It's in a little strip mall in Jacksonville Beach on the west side of 3rd St S at 15th Ave S. Next to the CVS. Chinese shop. Was duly impressed at the quality of the therapeutic massage that I received. Draping was optional, no extras offered and did not get the sense that it was available. Likely legit only, but well worth it. Just wondering if anyone else has visited and got a different vibe.[/QUOTE]I had the same experience, but I felt that if I worked on it. I could win her over, but for me, I would rather just go to a place that I didn't have to go multiple times just to build up her comfort level so I could leave happy.

[QUOTE=SpecialOne8;6616123]I just read your report on your most-recent visits and must say I think you have been FAR too generous. I myself have had many experiences in such spas over the years, Throughout the state of Florida from Jax to the Keys, from Pensacola down to Naples and back throughout Central Florida and have never given more than two Uncle Bens for Level Three service. Another point of fact I would like to give you advice on are the manner in which these ladies earn their income. The house fee (50-60 hhr / 70-80 full hour is normally split 50/50 or 60/40 in favor of the girl, not the house. Tips range from 40 (for HE) to 140-160 for level-3 service. In all cases, a TS is included IF provided as a service by the house. (Not all spas have TS) I know this to be FACT as for several years, I had a friendship with an owner of one such establishment. We first started off as Client / massusse, but after nearly a year in, she needed legal advice and that is when our "friendship" outside of the business began. I later became a "secret shopper" of sorts for her, providing intel on her competition and it was at that time I was educated on how all this Asian Spa shit goes down. She is the one who told me how the ratios work, I am not pulling this out of thin air, so the next time you walk into one of these places, remember the advice of others. Don't walk in with a bankroll, walk in with what you now know to be the max fees / tip, otherwise, you are not only paying WAY too much for whatever service you are asking for, you are making everyone else behind you look cheap. LOL.

Good luck, good hunting and keep reporting![/QUOTE]Its sometimes good to have a limit, be it an AMP or Vegas, but to each their own. If someone there wants more than you're willing to spend, then you go without and if someone else comes in after you with that amount, then he gets laid and you don't, at least not with her.

Think this place is called Golden Sun. Nichole was the only lady working which led to some interruptions along the way. She is personable with good English. Overall, a nice visit. Decent massage with limited roaming. Opted for L1 but upgrades were available. No table shower available. May repeat.

Oh, are there any other sites besides STG that have AMP ads? Thanks.

Happened to see a place called Holistic Massage on San Jose near Loretto. Anyone tried it out?

[QUOTE=Dmtdmt;6616566]Think this place is called Golden Sun. Nichole was the only lady working which led to some interruptions along the way. She is personable with good English. Overall, a nice visit. Decent massage with limited roaming. Opted for L1 but upgrades were available. No table shower available. May repeat.

Oh, are there any other sites besides STG that have AMP ads? Thanks.[/QUOTE]What kind of tip did you give her? I went there a long time ago. I don't remember the lady's name but I know it wasn't Nicole. That's the name of a girl I dated in high school. I would have remembered that name. Was this girl pretty?

[QUOTE=GoodTimeGuy;6608780]Do you have her contact information? I can't find her post anywhere.[/QUOTE][URL]https://jacksonville.craigslist.org/hws/d/jacksonville-deep-healing-massage-for/7662025710.html[/URL]

Has anyone been to Calming Massage on Beach Blvd just east of 295? It is in a very small strip center behind the Dunkin Donuts. It is easy to miss due to it being way off the street. Because of this, I'd like to try it. Google reviews are very good and most talk about a Shauna giving a great massage. I fear it might be legit because both woman and men have left reviews.

[QUOTE=LuckyGandor;6616618]Happened to see a place called Holistic Massage on San Jose near Loretto. Anyone tried it out?[/QUOTE]I'd be wary of "Holistic" . No touching involved which is a no-go for most, unless they need their Chakras Realigned. (Go / no-go gauge just brought back Padeye memories).