Humaniplexx

[QUOTE=Husky2009;4895510]"Hi my name is _ I am 50+ white male professional, I am interested in your menu, pricing and availability today".

That sounds like something a monotone detective would say (think about it). Girls pick up on vibes / tones quick even through texts and us as men we don't get caught up in emotions most of the time so its hard to read emotions so we can say things that are a bit robotic and not understand how to vibe. Try to do the less is more Method. Start off by saying Hi. I like your pics just don't explain too much unless you're a grand pussy slaying master who has a tongue like Don Juan.[/QUOTE]Yeah, keep it simple. Just ask them for their info. If they want to know more, they'll ask. But be careful, I usually put "Hi, Can I get your information?" But because the "I" and the "O" are next to each other on the keyboard, one time I put "Ho, Can I get your info?" It did not go well.

[QUOTE=KmpChaser;4897691]Thank you for the leads. I looked up Merced and Mia-baby but came up with nothing. Another noob question, how do I PM girls on HX to have a good chance at landing a booking? Should I be using fake names online and irl?

Again thanks in advance for helping out a budding hobbyist.[/QUOTE]Go classifieds (top of the home screen), go san gabriel valley. You will see them.

[QUOTE=OCpyro;4897714]Yeah, keep it simple. Just ask them for their info. If they want to know more, they'll ask. But be careful, I usually put "Hi, Can I get your information?" But because the "I" and the "O" are next to each other on the keyboard, one time I put "Ho, Can I get your info?" It did not go well.[/QUOTE]That is hilarious haha. Bet you're not the only one to make that mistake.

What are the etiquette for things to go smoothly during the session? What are some red flags to warrant tucking tail and running the other direction?

[QUOTE=KmpChaser;4896989]I'm a newbie to the mongering scene but I've been making an effort to read the forums to fill in the blanks on how stuff works. I noticed that agencies (esp. Ones with kgirls) are very skittish about newmongers and require references / ratings before they'd open up the menu. And rightly so. I don't have an issue with that. Such scrutiny is safe for both parties. What I'm having trouble with is the very beginnings. I read some providers on HX won't take clients without reviews, but how would a complete zero review client have reviews if none will give them a chance. Sort of like a catch 22: can't get review because can't land a booking because no reviews, repeat ad nauseum. Anyone willing to share some tips / pointers with a monglet on how to overcome this issue?[/QUOTE]I just got mail back in May. I've only successfully met two girls off of there so I'm no expert but I can tell you what I've done so far to at least now have two references. Honestly, it's been kinda of a pain in the ass but the girls I saw were great, way better than the girls I might a wound up seeing off of PD or Switter and overall prices are better than on any other listing site so I guess it's worth the effort.

First thing to do is join the noobz club. I think they take anybody? Scanned all the ads for pink names and looked at the profiles and subscribed to the winners. I also had a bunch of subs based on reading here so I had a decent amount of girls I could PM. The next thing I did was write out my intro. It says my name, I ask for their menu and I ask if they need anything from me. Saved it in a notepad and I rarely deviate from it. I PMed pretty much anybody who I wanted to see. The economy is weird right now. Maybe they need clients? I dunno. I basically spam. The worst you'll get back is some high level pro telling you to come back when you've got network. Mostly you just won't hear back but sometimes you will. Maybe you'll have better luck that I've had and it will go a lot quicker for you but for me it's taken some doing.

Oh and good luck getting the providers you do see to rate you back as safe!

[QUOTE=OCpyro;4897714]Yeah, keep it simple. Just ask them for their info. If they want to know more, they'll ask. But be careful, I usually put "Hi, Can I get your information?" But because the "I" and the "O" are next to each other on the keyboard, one time I put "Ho, Can I get your info?" It did not go well.[/QUOTE]Maybe said hooker thought you were a pimp (hence the rhyme) and wanted you to "break her" LOL.

[QUOTE=FlakeUmms;4898625]I just got mail back in May. I've only successfully met two girls off of there so I'm no expert but I can tell you what I've done so far to at least now have two references. Honestly, it's been kinda of a pain in the ass but the girls I saw were great, way better than the girls I might a wound up seeing off of PD or Switter and overall prices are better than on any other listing site so I guess it's worth the effort.

First thing to do is join the noobz club. I think they take anybody? Scanned all the ads for pink names and looked at the profiles and subscribed to the winners. I also had a bunch of subs based on reading here so I had a decent amount of girls I could PM. The next thing I did was write out my intro. It says my name, I ask for their menu and I ask if they need anything from me. Saved it in a notepad and I rarely deviate from it. I PMed pretty much anybody who I wanted to see. The economy is weird right now. Maybe they need clients? I dunno. I basically spam. The worst you'll get back is some high level pro telling you to come back when you've got network. Mostly you just won't hear back but sometimes you will. Maybe you'll have better luck that I've had and it will go a lot quicker for you but for me it's taken some doing.

Oh and good luck getting the providers you do see to rate you back as safe![/QUOTE]Thank you for the info! Did you use your real name or made up one?

[QUOTE=RJD123;4893602]So if you'll all allow and indulge me for a moment I would like to vent. What the hell is wrong with these women? They are SO flaky. I follow their instructions, send them a PM on HX, then text, I am polite, friendly and courteous in my PM and text messages. I do everything correctly. They respond for a second and then often mid-texting conversation they disappear for an hour or stop all together. I communicate distinctly and often offer them more than they quote just so MAYBE they'll pay attention and respond. Trying to connect with these women is unbelievably frustrating. I'll be texting them or PM and they forget who they're talking to and start a conversation all over again in the middle of an existing conversation. As I said I am polite and friendly. I jump through all the right hoops and do everything the right way but many times I can't get anywhere. I am a middle aged white male white collar professional and I let them know that. I thought the whole point of what they're doing is to make money. So fucking flaky and spaced out. I mean I understand some have drug issues and other problems but it seems lately nearly every single one I contact seems to end up being a bunch of wasted time. FLAKY, FLAKY, FLAKY! Never had so much trouble trying to give people money in my life. Do these woman want to work or not? It's like they're going out of their way to make it hard on us. Thoughts? Comments? Any of you feel similar? Am I doing something wrong?[/QUOTE]I assume you are bright enough to PM the ladies on today's classified. If they didn't say they are active and taking bookings today, they probably aren't.

A typical popular girl on HX have thousands of subscribers. Do you think they are keen to get you personal message? And reply accordingly? Bookers are robotic. You can tell indies apart but even they want easy money.

The best initial PM?

"Details?

And if I'm really keen on the lady, "Your details?

It's the polite code word for menu, that bookers use themselves.

Once you are clear on your network, you will get the menu, instructions and everything. I hope you are not newbie, or you can only go for the newbie friendly types.

When you get the menu and instructions, if you can't just book a time, it's not easy money and there may be plenty of others waiting. If it's not on the menu, that means they don't want to answer. There's no point to ask. The pictures are all they want to show. For the bookers, they don't and can't answer personal questions. Ladies hire them to screen out the wrong personalities and time wasters in the first place.

Sending any personal info is red flag. What's the purpose? You want a discount? You want priority? HX is not a dating service. What's the point sending it to the booker? They will screen you if they have instructions. If you are really keen, send them the time you want and your phone number instead of just "details".

The bookers certainly have their own professional message board. (The indies probably don't because they come and go too often.) They probably know what you look like, certainly you paid for all your sessions, and any reasons not to service you. They don't care if you are a generous person; they don't get tips.

And if you want to give them details, send them your personal number. They will know your work history and your parents' and wife's personal number.

You can thank me later, you are welcomed.

Seems the white knights have talked to her!

After seeing that vid man she has to use a face app cause her current pics on hx show a more young lady. But, that vid shows a well aged older FAT MILF face.

Newbies are in for a serious eye opener when the door open expecting to see a chubby girl and get Large Marge!

[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sammysynnxoxo[/URL]

I had no idea Sam from eco was on HX looks like she's been there since 2016. Most of the pics are from 2016 but I'm guessing she must still look the same. The PM she sent says she is hosting at a spa with private rooms 180/ hhr everything covered. I've never seen her but remember mixed reviews and a pic on the Inglewood mp board. I was wondering if anyone has gotten BBBJ from her because those lips and tits are phenomenal.

[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4899913]Seems the white knights have talked to her!

After seeing that vid man she has to use a face app cause her current pics on hx show a more young lady. But, that vid shows a well aged older FAT MILF face.

Newbies are in for a serious eye opener when the door open expecting to see a chubby girl and get Large Marge[/QUOTE]LMAO! I haven't seen it, but I figured years of her "young" pics were too good to be true. Never ever aged in here photos albums. Hopefully they turn themselves away. They have the right to do so. Then again, these broads would report flake, or being stood up. Shit, if you're fat and ugly, or don't look like your pics, I'm turning away to!

[QUOTE=Markssmrk;4900236][URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Sammysynnxoxo[/URL]

I had no idea Sam from eco was on HX looks like she's been there since 2016. Most of the pics are from 2016 but I'm guessing she must still look the same. The PM she sent says she is hosting at a spa with private rooms 180/ hhr everything covered. I've never seen her but remember mixed reviews and a pic on the Inglewood mp board. I was wondering if anyone has gotten BBBJ from her because those lips and tits are phenomenal.[/QUOTE]I've replied to about 10-15 people and have about another 20 messages asking me about her. I'm going to use this opportunity to post a reply to all. Hopefully, everyone who messaged me on HX is on this site and if not I'm sorry but I'm tired of replying haha.

I did not know she was Sam from Eco since I haven't ventured out there yet. I recently found her through PD. I was skeptical since she didn't have any reviews but I was into her photos so I messaged her to see where it would lead. She was easy to communicate with, a few texts and a call, and about 30 min later I was in a little medical center in Anaheim. No name or sign at the door, it looked vacant but I was talking to her on the phone as I was parking so at least I knew there was a sweet voiced woman watching me.

I walk in to what looks like some kind of incense shop and pay a lady. 6 which was a bit high for a hhr but it seems some places have been raising prices. I get led to a room far away from the entrance. I'm barely taking off my mask and glasses when Sammy walks in in a tight burgundy dress. We are talking as I get undressed about PD and it leads to a conversation about HX. Now I'm on the table face down, continued a nice conversation as she massaged my back for a few minutes and then she has me flip over. She takes off her dress and says sorry I've gained some weight but for my first time seeing her I thought she looked amazing. She has curves in the right places and was exactly what I went for. I'm not a fan of the bee sting tits, knee pad ass, anorexic looking type so to me Sammy looks like a real woman.

Back to the action, we agreed on $. 2 and the fun began instantly. CBJ and I didn't even notice she put a condom on me that I had to do a double take because it felt like a BBBJ but her ad clearly stated no BBBJ. The condom was the thin types that I like and CBJ felt great while I FIV. I appreciate when girls don't use the trash bag thick condoms. After she mounted up reverse cowgirl and was riding me slowly while I FIA. Missionary and doggy followed and the view of her ass was amazing in doggy. Finished up with a CBJ. Although it's not GFE, I had a great time with her and it was overall a good experience compared to other similar LMP's I've visited so I'll be repeating.

Best,

PwrRngr1.

[QUOTE=PwrRngr1;4900842]I've replied to about 10-15 people and have about another 20 messages asking me about her. I'm going to use this opportunity to post a reply to all. Hopefully, everyone who messaged me on HX is on this site and if not I'm sorry but I'm tired of replying haha.

I did not know she was Sam from Eco since I haven't ventured out there yet. I recently found her through PD. I was skeptical since she didn't have any reviews but I was into her photos so I messaged her to see where it would lead. She was easy to communicate with, a few texts and a call, and about 30 min later I was in a little medical center in Anaheim. No name or sign at the door, it looked vacant but I was talking to her on the phone as I was parking so at least I knew there was a sweet voiced woman watching me.

I walk in to what looks like some kind of incense shop and pay a lady. 6 which was a bit high for a hhr but it seems some places have been raising prices. I get led to a room far away from the entrance. I'm barely taking off my mask and glasses when Sammy walks in in a tight burgundy dress. We are talking as I get undressed about PD and it leads to a conversation about HX. Now I'm on the table face down, continued a nice conversation as she massaged my back for a few minutes and then she has me flip over. She takes off her dress and says sorry I've gained some weight but for my first time seeing her I thought she looked amazing. She has curves in the right places and was exactly what I went for. I'm not a fan of the bee sting tits, knee pad ass, anorexic looking type so to me Sammy looks like a real woman.

Back to the action, we agreed on $. 2 and the fun began instantly. CBJ and I didn't even notice she put a condom on me that I had to do a double take because it felt like a BBBJ but her ad clearly stated no BBBJ. The condom was the thin types that I like and CBJ felt great while I FIV. I appreciate when girls don't use the trash bag thick condoms. After she mounted up reverse cowgirl and was riding me slowly while I FIA. Missionary and doggy followed and the view of her ass was amazing in doggy. Finished up with a CBJ. Although it's not GFE, I had a great time with her and it was overall a good experience compared to other similar LMP's I've visited so I'll be repeating.

Best,

PwrRngr1.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Good info. I typically don't do non GFE but she's so hot I might consider it if she's still around this weekend. Hopefully the massage is decent to make up for the lack of BBBJ and dfk or lfk. She also put in her post that she's 4'11, tits like that on such a small girl make me really want to try her out.

Anyone know what happened to Divine Rose on HX? Did she just retire, or only doing regulars? Just wondering if anyone has any info on her, I only got to enjoy her Rose a few times before she dropped off of HX.

[QUOTE=KmpChaser;4898992]Thank you for the info! Did you use your real name or made up one[/QUOTE]Sometimes I use an made-up name, most times I use my real first name. I don't have any real life entanglements that would be jeopardized by the fact that I hire working girls but I'm also not trying to be stupid. In my experience, most pros just want to make sure you're not Jonathan Justice and know that anonymity is the name of the game.

[QUOTE=Noobz;4901338]Anyone know what happened to Divine Rose on HX? Did she just retire, or only doing regulars? Just wondering if anyone has any info on her, I only got to enjoy her Rose a few times before she dropped off of HX.[/QUOTE]She has gone MIA for many months now.

I'm guessing she was preggo because she kept gaining weight and her tits were growing.