Streetwalker Reports

If you cut wagon ruts into that route it will pay off I promise you. The zones you listed are my primary areas of interest. From a sheer numbers perspective and the geographics you listed, you missed Walkers (pinche Standers) in the Norte (Halsey- Sandy). But did you really miss much? See the three previous posts before mine.

Anyways welcome, beat the pavement, you'll catch soon enough and BTW there is no specific time, altough I can get you a bit of a guarantee try the 3 am to 6 am Workingmans shift. Always Walkers out Midpoint and in the Norte good price negotiation with the Standers that missed licks all night.

[QUOTE=Jammer345;6488255]Long time lurker, first 82nd recon for me!

Did a drive from 82nd and Flavel up to Burnside at 11 pm on Saturday. I only saw 1 WSW. Did I go too late or has it really been dry?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;6489660]If you cut wagon ruts into that route it will pay off I promise you. The zones you listed are my primary areas of interest. From a sheer numbers perspective and the geographics you listed, you missed Walkers (pinche Standers) in the Norte (Halsey- Sandy). But did you really miss much? See the three previous posts before mine.

Anyways welcome, beat the pavement, you'll catch soon enough and BTW there is no specific time, altough I can get you a bit of a guarantee try the 3 am to 6 am Workingmans shift. Always Walkers out Midpoint and in the Norte good price negotiation with the Standers that missed licks all night.[/QUOTE]3 am-6 am is a bit early for me LOL- but I'll extend my next search further north. Thanks for the tips!

After dropping Dania at work early & getting rained on & off to start the week, the copilot & I were heading for the barn around 4:45 absolutely coated in a combination of drying clear cedar dust.

With the rain holding off somewhat & wanting nothing more than a shower & a drink took the scenic (sic) route home 205>Sandy>82nd>JCB...

Saw a few on the way...

Sandy 7-11 had a pudgy WSW brunette in black & Uggs multitasking balancing a large takeout order & umbrella. No doubt after stuffing her face she'd be a "stander". Between sneezing out cedar en-crusted snot, I yawned as she looked our way...

Sandy Hill had the cute & sturdy WSW blonde trolling between Failing & Murder Street with clear umbrella, grey top & shorts above brown boots. Recognizing her from failed earlier pursuits & the toxic board. I only looped around for photographic pursuits & to document her...

Baggers had the "Powell PAWG" WSW in cleavage enhanced black dress. No one's clamoring for more shots of her, so I was busied myself clearing my nose one last time when passing...

Empty until Ogdon where I had my second sighting of the cute & cute as fuck spinner brunette tentatively walking in for some silver truck. Silver truck dude if you're on here make a report...

That is all...

Another recon where I didn't spot any PPD SUV or related.

Recon Soundtrack Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Colorado".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmZvAbFtnwg[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBdnIeZBEdQ[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

TNA Bird que no? I caught that Stander late, 4 am near Frolics. She didn't pass on a spiteful intent $50 facefuck. I banged her greasy gash the whole time. Don't think I even nutted, which was fine cause we parted ways with her quim and makeup in disarray, I fucking win.

Fuck all of 'them bring on the turnip truck pickings Summer. I'm ready.

Saw this person from behind by grotto. Yesterday afternoon.

I saw this whale at lunch time today. Only one out between Namaste and the carpet place. Gunt was on full display.

[QUOTE=Zippy69;6491567]I saw this whale at lunch time today. Only one out between Namaste and the carpet place. Gunt was on full display.[/QUOTE]Nothing like an XXXL tutu to accentuate the waist.

Trying to get ahead of latest gig, the copilot & I knocked off a little early for a cedar run around 4:15. Looked around 5:00 before picking up my order.

Nothing until North of Fancy House had a dirty blonde WSW in longer skirt above boots heading North. Sturdy in a good way & pretty busty to boot. If I wasn't preoccupied about lumber order, I'd have looped around. Lame I know but I did poke around after loading up.

After those diversions, did a Stark>Namaste>JCB circuit.

Murder Steet had a bantu knot wearing thin young walker of indeterminate lighter skinned origin in blue shorts. She had some prominent forehead hair curls cemented in place glistening in the sun. Ummm....ok. She'd moved up to La Parilla by the time I looped around.

Last Seen near Murder Street & heading North before she got some color was pale blonde WSW in colorful leggings & red tank top. I thought this was "Casper" but she was a new one to these eyes.

Empty of standers at Namaste & for once my eyes weren't soiled by sweaty gunts or or sweaty cottage cheese...

Deserted the rest of the way to site & unloaded lumber before calling it a day.

Saw a few PPD SUV & the silver undercover SUV.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & The Ducks "Flyin' High".

Forty-five year ago. Summer 1977 in Santa Cruz & if you had your ears to the freak underground duck calls you could catch Neil Young & the Ducks in concert for a 3. 00 cover. Maybe even stand in line at the bar with him & shoot the shit. Younger days indeed....

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okeHsf-PH8Y[/URL]

Assuming he played there and not the Civic.

Past the Namaste lineup I saw two Walkers on the South side of Sandy, by the gun shop (what is that 89th?). To my seasoned eyes they were Rookie Walkers getting cattle prodded by their Kyle. Yes White manager. Weird vibes, almost LE like, but to my previous point, Rookie Walkers or new to the area. Saw multiple cars try and catch, minor walk-ins, nothing sealed to the dismay of Kyle. It was amateur or LE or all of the above. I wanted to catch the taller of the two. White half shirt under leather jacket, pretty long hair. I recon'd for future endeavors and got the fuck on.

[QUOTE=RammerRammer;6493780]Assuming he played there and not the Civic.[/QUOTE]Along with other dives such the Steamship or the Back Room, they did play the Catalyst a couple times that summer.

The last Ducks gig with Neil was @ the Civic Auditorium. I was there...

Check out that $5.00 ticket price. Was the most they charged all Summer & if I remember correctly folks were bitching about it. Laughs...

Jobsite Soundtrack: You can guess...

Found northbound along the stroll yesterday at 4 PM, to serve the 'beat the rush hour crowd':

Two sweet skinny 20-somethings.

The corner of Avenida de Murder revealed a medium-melanined sweetie showing off her outie, in denim short-shorts and a greenish halter restraining a "B" cup.

Two blocks north was an Anglo-looking brunette SW in a magenta one-piece covering all from calves to elbows, but tight-fitting enough to reveal another pair of "B"s.

You poor dude. I can only imagine.

Not sure if this was a civvie or not LOL on 82nd and burnside southbound. Also saw a trio of chunky ones going northbound off 82nd and wygant. Just wanted to see what was out there on 82nd for today.

Thursday Evening Early:

Trying to hit Parkrose hardware along with a bank deposit around 7:00 the copilot & I threw in a recon at same window. JCB>Parkrose>JCB was all we were up for & theme leaned towards sun-stroked than salacious or informative...

Unbeknownst to me I had phone recording in portrait mode the entire time & captured multiple copilot photos & sun burnt selfies. Laughs...though future mental note made about 304 captures taken in rearview manner could work if the copilot is laying down or in passenger seat.

So, from memory....

At Dar Ron a late twenties +- hookerish WSW in clingy copper dress was jaywalking with her low riding panted Tyrone & headed into the Del Rancho. But not before throwing an available look our direction.

Nothing seen until Murder Street which had a younger BSW in red top above black shorts in block some catching some shade. Also saw the bee sting boobed one in green halter top. Jungle drums were especially silent on the latter...

Just North of Evergreen a porcine pair of sweaty WSW were working their wide asses uphill. Later parked their pudge at Murder Street...

For once Namaste was deserted of shade standers, though directly across the street revealed an alright BSW in red mesh bodysuit with the now standard matching thong / bra underneath. I swear all these 304 shop at the same ho' stores. There's an unimaginative 304 reality show in there somewhere...

Knolls Driveway had an weird looking amazon mixed or BSW stuffed in short black dress w/ white piping showing some Hermiston style cleavage. Yeech...

To my sun stroked surprise when leaving Parkrose there was an extra skinny WSW blonde in sheer like yellow bellbottoms with a black thong highlighting her almost bony ass. While not my type at least I finally spotted a 304 on Sandy that didn't make me gak or wish for eye bleach...

Nothing else spotted that wasn't already seen...

Wasn't paying attention to PPD.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Psychedelic Pill".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCbEOT4PTDc[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmHljOmSw6I&list=PLrgee7WlnHRqG9Is3IwBIwLv2UGlzeX0u&index=1[/URL]

Saturday Morning:

After an impromptu Columbia fishing trip this AM. & enough success to be off the water by 10:15 For reasons unknown my fishing buddy was craving some Cartlandia trans-fat delights despite our earlier snacks on the water.

So being near the extreme South side>JCB>Woodstock while he got some quick lunch at Cartlandia, I looked around from the passenger seat.

Quasimodo was hobbling about & looking the worst I'd ever seen her looking. I was short on cash yet borrowed a tenner from my buddy. Got a weird WTF look from him when I caught up to her & gave it to her.

Anyone interact with that twenties +- busty brunette in low cut black top & matching flowing pants who's been hanging around the campers adjacent the Dar Ron? She's definitely doable & the rack is worthy. I could be wrong but I'm getting a freshly imported off the turnip truck hookerish vibe from her. Seen her last few days running around for work when I couldn't investigate further. I know he'll beat me to her, so I'm expecting a report from Rammer by mid-week at latest...

Saturday Night:

Thought I had some time on the books with Dania this evening, it didn't come together. She's been playing work catch up after her covid round or maybe she's holding out for some more coast getaway time. No reply to Tori's phone so I pivoted to an always agreeable Merry if I picked her up after her shift & dropped her off for her Sunday shift around 2:30.

After some live radio reports of some increased activity in the South thought despite my thoughts that Saturday nights are reserved for the bellends. So, with margarita in hand & copilot in foot headed out around 9:45 10:45+- JCB>82nd>Sandy Upper & wasted an hour on an after dark circuit...

The South seemed to have died down from earlier intel. Nothing that I saw. Did spend a few minutes around Dar Ron encampment hoping for a closer look at the busty brunette seen earlier. All I saw was criddlers roasting blues like marshmallows over a foul smelling open campfire...

Even the North seemed somewhat 304 deficient...

Burnside>Sunny was empty.

First seen was just North of Halsey where we spotted an older WSW brunette in a long sleeveless black dress & some upper arm ink walking South who creepily stared us down.

La Parilla had a taller long-haired brunette in white shorts above black heels.

Bagger's area had a couple of chunky fuglie younger BSW staying low key like up block. Yawns...

Fremont had a thin BSW in black booty shorts & sandals signaling her availability to most passing vehicles. Nicely framed ass & thigh gap in those painted on shorts but my jungle drums were silent...

Another BSW or mixed in mesh skirt showing a nice ass & the now mandatory marching bra & thong underneath. She got picked up at Beech by some McFlurrier who heard the drums...

Knolls driveway had yet another BSW in jean shorts & black top above ankle boots. I'm seeing a pattern I wasn't much interested in...

Namaste had some various 304 of all ethnicity & sizes ignoring the two silver undercovers in full pinball mode doing an extended & long search of some silver sedan. Most had moved up to Beech on my way South later.

Sandy showed some signs of life. No really...

Sandy at 205 overpass had a meh WSW trio heading West. Between the three of them was enough meat to call them a quartet...

Upper Sandy produced a thicker & early thirties LSW in heels below jean shorts & half full bikini top at the murder market. More meh but not that much fat minus some muffin top.

A brunette WSW in jeans by the motel near the immigrant statue.

With the undercover show still going on across from Namaste. Most 304 had cleared out to Beech except a portly BSW or mixed in matching top & shorts above heeled sandals. She was with a blonde in black whose tresses had a distinctive green tint. Guess she'd been in a pool recently. Laughs...

Most of the earlier Namaste standers had moved up to Beech. The WSW blonde in black dress looked good until you got close enough to see some saggy beyond her age boobs & some serious butterface going on. The brunette in the middle wearing jean shorts & black top above ankle boots wasn't awful. The one in mesh on the far right looks like she just let loose & ripped a ripper of a fart...

There were more out but after almost an hour had my reached my tolerance of the current standers & travelers. Testing my tolerance further tonight was seeing Sara #0. 0 or skank "Quality" on way home later.

Headed for downtown before I even got my "fifteen minutes warning" text. Brought my overnight guest to work just about 2:15. Short yet sweet date...

Besides hearing about some semi sneaky PPD tactics in Namaste lot earlier. My PPD SUV experience was nothing but underwhelming & somewhat light on sightings.

Recon Soundtrack: Phil Lesh & Friends November 21,2001. Orpheum Theater, Boston. Set 2.

[URL]https://archive.org/details/2001-11-23.paf.fm.vernon.8716.sbeok.flacf/phil01-11-23d3t02.flac[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Is this Bagger?