Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Dooce]All,

I just stumbled upon this site, following a link from TER.

I've been hobbying in Boston/Metro West for a while, but always with escorts, not massage parlors.

Looks like there's a whole new set of vocab, and more importantly, new etiquitte and protocols for me to learn.

Is there a good guide for getting started?

If not, I have just a few questions...

Once I set up the appointment, how to I indicate my interest in a HE? How do I know if the masseuse is amenable?

I've read about tipping - but how exactly does that work? Do I tip beforehand? Before the message? During the massage but before the HE?

Can I ask for more than an HE? E.g., Russian, oral? How do I find what's on the menu?

Thanks in advance.

Regards![/QUOTE]Looks like none of the senior guys are going to chime in so I'll do my best.

Yes I think the rules are different than for escorts, although my only escort experience has been in China.

GENERAL THOUGHTS

1) Even though you are paying she is in charge.

2) None of the AMP providers are obliged to give you anything more than a massage, despite whatever they seem to be suggesting in ads.

3) Remember that these women come from a wide range of circumstances. Some are married with kids, some are housed by their mamasan and don't have any family life - and everything in between. Certainly none of them dreamed of being a provider when growing up in China.

4) Also remember that the AMP is not a restaurant. There is not really a "menu" in that sense, even though we like to talk about it that way.

All that being said, the providers are in it for the money and many are happy (or at least willing) to give extras for tips. So now on to some practical advise. So much depends on the individual provider it is hard to give a set of rules but I will try.

"RULES"

1) When to tip: I almost always prefer to tip at the end. Once or twice I have tipped earlier but found no real benefit. In my experience more that 50% of the time there is no discussion of actual tip amount upfront. But as with all things it really depends on the provider.

2) Negotiation: When the provider wants to negotiate the tip up front (like Susan at Fushen) then it is very easy to have a cordial dicussion about "how much for what". When the provider does not take the lead then you just have to try and pick up on her vibe. In those circumstances I never expect more that HE on the first visit.
3) How to get HE: One tip that has been offered in this forum before is to guide the provider's hand to your special place to put her at ease that you are not LE. That seems like good advise - although the one time I used it the provider turned out to be "no HE under any circumstances".

4) Roaming: just gently push the border to see what she is comfortable. Some will quite readily expose the goods once you show an interest. But don't overdo it. Some genuinely do not like to be mauled. Remember that multiple visits may be necessary before you gain access.

5) Oral and Russian: Don't know what to say. In my experience they were always intiated by the provider with no discussion of tip up front.

6) Full service: I never asked for it on the "first date". After a few visits with expanding selection of extras I have used the very straightforward approach "I really want to f*** you tonight". Of course said in a very nice and polite way. I have also had the provider initiate the suggestion as well: "I really want you to f*** me".
7) How much to tip: there has already been good advice on this forum. You should be able to find it with a bit of searching.

That's all I've got. As I read it over it does not seem that useful so take for what it is owrth. Appolagies to senior members for perhaps boring you with the obvious. And one more thing: this advise is only for the Mass AMPs - I think very little of it applies to the Rhode Island places where there is indeed a menu (although I have never visited myself).

Oh - and one more bit of advise: the senior members will be more inclined to give you advice one you start posing some of you experiences here.

Went back to this place Barefoot and great foot massage. Got another older girl Mya? But no extras on the menu. Yet?

[QUOTE=Mini Man]I had such a nice time when i saw Alice last that i tried to rekindle the flame. I guess i expect consistency (i should know better).

Last time it was wonderful i dropped in on a Friday and she was nice and relaxed. while i was undressing she was very attentive and finally laid down on the table and let me dine at the "Y" for a long time before the massage. I left with the feeling that if i could afford it i would be there every day.

This time she was all business. The massage was better but the overall experience was just ok. She got interrupted with calls, she left for 15 minutes to attend to some guy that walked in and wanted a shower. I almost got dressed and left, but decided to stay. After the massage she teased for a short time and then the usual HE. I left with the feeling that maybe i wont be so anxious to return quickly. Maybe i expect too much.[/QUOTE]I guess last time she went out of line for you, you did not compensate her accordingly. That's why the extra disappear this time. Sorry about that. It happened to me, too, but not in AMP.

Sounds like Allie to me. She's been around for awhile. Doesn't overpost on the Board. Nice natural breasts? Numerous small tattoos?

Not really sure about your math, but I assume $.14 is really $1.4 which of course equals $140, which also sounds like Allie. I think there may be a post here about her, or perhaps its a thread on CLreviews.

Thanks for the review.

[QUOTE=Natebost]I saw a CL ad the other day, one that I had seen pretty often. It was a nice looking body with no face and decided to give it a try.

It is on Colombus Ave, private apt all the way on the top floor. Was greeted by a late 30'sish red head with a laid back vibe. She seemed like she was right off the California beach. She has a lot of tattoos and one of my all time pet peeves....animals running around the apt. I think there was a dog and 2 cats or something like that.

Overall the massage was really nice, rates about a 7 or 8. Her body was really nice...she got fully undressed and a beautiful pussy. I couldnt resist after seeing it, she let me go down and play. I was suprised, because it isn't the usual move for me but it was great and she really loved it.

I guess it was actually a nice time minus her quirky attitude and all those animals. You get her life story and all the baggage with your hr session but it was actually pretty good overall. Her bod is really nice if you like biggish boobs and nice clean pussy with a lot of tats.

Worth a shot from what I have found out here.

It was .14 plus .4 tip[/QUOTE]

Not sure how I came accross this, what # number or add is that 1381 com AVE?

[url]http://www.wickedlocal.com/allston/homepage/x837456960/Allston-Brighton-crime-Police-shut-down-house-of-the-setting-sun[/url]

[quote]Allston-Brighton crime: Police shut down house of the setting sun

Allston, Mass.

Detectives from District D-14 (Allston/Brighton) arrested XXXXXXX, 55, and XXXXXXX, 56, both of Allston after executing a search warrant at the rear basement apartment at XXXXXXX Commonwealth Ave on Tuesday night. XXXXXXX was charged with allowing premise to be used for immoral purposes, sex for a fee and operating an unlicensed massage. Both XXXXXXX and XXXXXXX were also charged with allowing a premise to be used for immoral purposes.

The arrests were part of an ongoing investigation of illegal massage parlors and prostitution in the Allston-Brighton area.

The investigation involved undercover police officers, who contacted the suspects based on ads placed in a local paper. They set up appointments where the suspects allegedly agreed to provide sexual services in exchange for as fee as part of their illegal massage parlor business.

The suspects were contacted on different occasions, provided their address to the undercover officers and bargained for their services with the officers on their arrival at the suspects’ home.[/quote]

Seems like a pretty good set of guidelines to me.

My only addition is that I personally will not get into
any "what services for how much" discussion with anyone
I am making a first visit to. There is someone in particular
at a Rte 1 Spa that does this and it is just not a good thing.

[QUOTE=Joe Bujian]
Oh - and one more bit of advise: the senior members will be more inclined to give you advice one you start posing some of you experiences here.[/QUOTE]


Joe
Pretty complete set of guidelines.

Perhaps the most important line is the one that I left from your post(above).

Thanks for taking the time.

PWH

Yup, Allie does like to chat, but I don't mind a bit of conversation. God knows how tough that is with an AMP. I've seen Allie before and she seems like a genuinely nice person and is easy going. One could do worse for the $$ involved.

[QUOTE=Longjblues]Sounds like Allie to me. She's been around for awhile. Doesn't overpost on the Board. Nice natural breasts? Numerous small tattoos?

Not really sure about your math, but I assume $.14 is really $1.4 which of course equals $140, which also sounds like Allie. I think there may be a post here about her, or perhaps its a thread on CLreviews.

Thanks for the review.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dan Wesson]Seems like a pretty good set of guidelines to me.

My only addition is that I personally will not get into
any "what services for how much" discussion with anyone
I am making a first visit to. There is someone in particular
at a Rte 1 Spa that does this and it is just not a good thing.[/QUOTE]

What pissed me off a one spa in RI was the negotiation after the massage then get up and pay the cash before the act. Totally kills the moment.

So I decided to take a trip to Spa B to complete my 2/$120 the other day. I thought I would just show up and see what I get. I called and talked to Amber at the front desk. She had rattled off a few names of girls that I didn't recognize so I said that it was her choice. Stupid me! I showed up about 20 minutes early so that I could take a stem before the massage. I was told that Stephanie was ready and would show me to my room. I asked if it was ok that I took a steam first and she hesitantly agreed. Stephanie is probably 5-4 and medium sized with decent looking boobs. I was cautiously optimistic and followed her into the room. She was very good and gave a decent massage, spent too much time on my hands and feet and not enough on my back but that is besides the point. The massage was dragging on after she refused to let me remove the 3 layers that were covering me. I finally asked about any extras and she responded that she isn't a prostitute and that I should go to Providence next time. We finished the massage, she was actually nice to talk with but left me completely unfulfilled.

I guess I am fairly new to this place but should have know better. FYI. Skip Stephanie for everyone out here.

I have seen Chrissy before and had a blast but wanted to give someone else a shot! Oh well. Next time.

Do your research pal. You should have read my post titled "Stephanie". The review sounds exactly like mine, particularly the 3 layers of draping.

BTW... I would love to get a massage from Amber!

[QUOTE=Dan Wesson]Do your research pal. You should have read my post titled "Stephanie". The review sounds exactly like mine, particularly the 3 layers of draping.

BTW... I would love to get a massage from Amber![/QUOTE]I agree on Amber!

There must be a new Stephanie in town, this is her first week at the Spa, she is a recent transplant from Massage Envy in Dedham. But none the less a massage and only a massage.

Just trying to help out Dan.

Well, I have done a lot of reading ang have seen many good things about WW and in particular, Jessica.

I called ahead and specifically booked a time when Jessica was available. Upon arrival, I am greeted at the doorbell with a big hug and I said, you must be Jessica to which the reply was No I am Susan, Jessica is in NY. I say No thanks and go to leave but she says, I will do real good. What the hey, I am there and most reports say both are good.
Massage was an 8-9 and that was the best of the whole visit. Oil removal was done with a "cool" towel from a lukewarm water solution. There were three doorbell and 3 phone interruptions all with the return and "so sorry."
Light fingertip to the reach under which was maybe 2-3 mins and was just ok and told to flip. Immediately to the HE, which was not inspiring in the least, with fake moans, an oh baby's. Lifted the top and had full access.

Oh yeah, and I heard the "other" woman in the other room. Gee, I wonder who that could have been?. Jessica maybe?

On the 4th doorbell ring she hollered to the other lady in Chinese which I can only imagine was I have my hands full right now. I hear a monger and the other woman walk up. She must have put him somewhere and then went to finish her guy.

The clock was now at 50 mins and we were done. I imagine she wanted to get the next client in her room.

I reluctantly tipped her 40 and left and I will NOT go back again.

Sorry to all the fans of WW, but this was not worth the time or money for me.

[QUOTE=HappyDave]What pissed me off a one spa in RI was the negotiation after the massage then get up and pay the cash before the act. Totally kills the moment.[/QUOTE]

This is similar to the Provider answering the phone and interupting the massage to answering the door ringing.

steve

[QUOTE=HappyDave]What pissed me off a one spa in RI was the negotiation after the massage then get up and pay the cash before the act. Totally kills the moment.[/QUOTE]

How about the independents that give you directions to a place and you have to call from there for further directions to another place. you end up drivign all over Boston. I did this about five years ago and in reminded me of a movie with Clint Eastwood where he had a Ransom to be paid and the Crook wanted to make sure he was alone etc.

Steve