Massage Parlor Reports

After reading the last few pages of posts I figured I would give Sky or Mist a try. I went to Craigslist and Backpage and the only one of the two that advertised was Sky. It gave the address so I tried there. I could not find the address or number or advertisment for Mist. I did some of the tourist thing for a while then tried to find Sky for later that night. I found the address and it did not look good. The only place opened in the building was a psychic reader. He said that Sky was shut down 3 days ago. (I guess since he is a psychic he knew what I was there for.) Went to the old Downtown. It is now called Vermont Therapy. 80 for an hour and it did not look promising for later so I left. The place across the street from Archibalds was closed as well. The only other place was M street spa. On the 2nd or 3rd floor. It is now called Smile. You guys probably already knew that. It looked promising so I said I would be back later that night.

Later that night.

Went to Camalots. Nice place. Got there around 8pm. Got a seat upstairs up front. Front row. Nice looking women all of them. Had 3 Coronas at 10 BUCKS a pop! Corona for me seems to be stonger than my usual Miller Lite. Since I had an empty stomach, after 3 I was feeling pretty good. Went next door 2 doors down to Smile. I was told to come back in 20 minutes. So back to Camalot for one more beer. 30 minutes or so I went back and got in. The lady that andwered the door I thought was going to be my therapist and I was not sure if I wanted to stay. But in came Mina.

Cute girl. Speaks and understands our native language. (English) Nice table shower and back to the room. Very good massage. After a long long long massage I was wondering when the flip would come. Finally, she told me to turn over. After a few more minutes she gave me the hand signal for HJ. I asked for more and she said NO. I tried in vain to talk her into more but she was firm. God bless her she tried on the HJ. But I guess with the 4 beers in me and the disapointment of only a HJ, plus she would not disrobe at all. It just was not going to happen. If you know what I mean. She tried for 10 minutes or so. I even tried to help her. But nothing. Left her 20 tip and she did not complain.

I don't see any posts on this place maybe thats why. She also said she was the only one working that night.

Overall.

Mina / Smile.

Face 8.

Body. Could not tell. I think it would have been very nice.

Massage 9/10.

Extras. 0.

YMMV

Hello, I've been registered here for 23 days and this is my first report. After reading some reports for spas in the MD / VA area I decided to go to one (referenced below) this past Sunday (2/20). The report that persuaded me most is here: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?3906-General-Reports&p=902499&viewfull=1#post902499[/url]

Anyway in this report the guy uses a certain name. So I call at 6:30pm, Masaman asks if I've ever been there, I tell her yes, she asks me who I used to see, I give her the name, and she suddenly becomes very friendly and tells me that the girl no longer works there, but three others do. So we make an appointment for 9:30.

Arrive at 9:34pm, walk in to find masaman and 3 ladies, one chubby white in mid-40's, one chubby Hispanic in mid-30's, and one fairly attractive lighter-skinned Peruvian in her late 20's. A little fat, maybe 140-145 lbs, but great tits and ass. Genina I believe her name was. She takes me back, we negotiate 170 for "everything". And everything worked out great. Multiple positions. So good that afterwards my buddy (who was waiting in the car for me) also got one. Same price.

[QUOTE=Cohiker; 1120221]Hey guys,

Its great reading about the AMP's glory days, I went to a bunch right before I moved to Richmond VA. Anyways I'm planning on doing a B-day present to myself and if the weather permits visiting DC tomorrow for a AMP tour. What does anyone know about H&H Flotation on Wisc. Ave? I can't find any reviews at all except a * review from 5 years ago. I never went there when I lived in town and have seen mixed reviews, but I know they did provide similar service as AMP's although their staff isn't strictly Asian. Looks like my AMP tour will be spent in the "golden triangle"/CT Ave area with now only 4 of them in 1 area as opposed to around 15 all over the nicer parts of NW DC. Wow things have freakin downsized! [/QUOTE]

Fellow Mongers,

This is a delayed report of 1333 Mist which happened about 3 weeks ago. This time the service was much better. TS was amazing. The massage was the best one I've had so far (only ever had one at an AMP). After the flip it got better. The standard door fee was charged, plus the tip. I gave her an extra 20 because of the amazing massage and great service.

Now for some questions.

As you know, this locale has been closed. And since this was the only one I have ever gone to. This saddens me since I was getting into the hobby and enjoying myself. So the question follows: Where should I go now to indulge? I know that there is a place in Tenleytown I've done my research and I know where it is and all of the logistical problems. However, a problem remains; I'm young (22) and at my prior establishment they were always skeptical of my age. They, however, didn't care and proceeded to provide a great service.

So, I ask you: As a young monger, will this place be a problem? I know it's known for it's discretion and raising an eyebrow to people they don't know. And I am afraid that this might be a problem with the recent crackdown. So, any input from you guys would be very appreciated.

Coffee

[QUOTE=Dcoffee; 1145907]Fellow Mongers,

So, I ask you: As a young monger, will this place be a problem? I know it's known for it's discretion and raising an eyebrow to people they don't know. And I am afraid that this might be a problem with the recent crackdown. So, any input from you guys would be very appreciated.

Coffee[/QUOTE]Delay reports do no good for a place thats closed. You should have no problems there if you enjoy the ladies there.

[QUOTE=Dcoffee; 1145907]Fellow Mongers,

As you know, this locale has been closed. And since this was the only one I have ever gone to. This saddens me since I was getting into the hobby and enjoying myself. So the question follows: Where should I go now to indulge? I know that there is a place in Tenleytown I've done my research and I know where it is and all of the logistical problems. However, a problem remains; I'm young (22) and at my prior establishment they were always skeptical of my age. They, however, didn't care and proceeded to provide a great service.

So, I ask you: As a young monger, will this place be a problem? I know it's known for it's discretion and raising an eyebrow to people they don't know. And I am afraid that this might be a problem with the recent crackdown. So, any input from you guys would be very appreciated.

Coffee[/QUOTE]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport?

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1146641]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport?[/QUOTE]Do you really even have to ask that?

The answer is as clear as day; at an AMP you're guaranteed FS; dating is hit and miss. You can spend 3 times the amount of money as you would at an AMP on taking a few single ladies out, and not get half the 'affection' you would get at an AMP.

I'm older and married too. Most of us, I think, go to AMP's because we as men are generally under appreciated by women. They are taught from small that men, 'have to do this for you', 'and have to do that', so women generally don't thank us.

An an AMP; that hour is all about 'us' getting pampered.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1146641]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport?[/QUOTE]Ginger,

It's a valid question, and it's fairly easy to answer. I'm in a long term relationship with someone, however, there is a distance problem since she's going to grad school. Lucky me, she was the one who suggested AMP's to take the edge off. It took me about a year before I caved under the combine pressure of work and not getting any since she was in school.

As far as money, I am also fortunate enough to own my own business which is affords me enough money to indulge on myself. Even so, I tend to go sparsely, maybe once a months, or once every two months. While they treat me great, I much prefer the actual experience with my woman.

I hope that explained it,

Coffee

[QUOTE=Dcoffee; 1146761]Ginger,

It's a valid question, and it's fairly easy to answer. I'm in a long term relationship with someone, however, there is a distance problem since she's going to grad school. Lucky me, she was the one who suggested AMP's to take the edge off. It took me about a year before I caved under the combine pressure of work and not getting any since she was in school.

As far as money, I am also fortunate enough to own my own business which is affords me enough money to indulge on myself. Even so, I tend to go sparsely, maybe once a months, or once every two months. While they treat me great, I much prefer the actual experience with my woman.

I hope that explained it,

Coffee[/QUOTE]Then, that is cool.

Ginger Man, you know I have the utmost respect for your opinion, but I think you are wrong on this one.

I do believe a decade or 2 ago it was an older man's sport, but I see the dudes who leave and enter Mist, Jasmine, etc.
These are majority younger guys.

While there are many single women, they are usually single for a reason, and often times have radically high standards or are terrible to look at. Some men simply do not want to settle for it.

My theory is that in our fast paced and impatient world, more men simply don't have the time or patience to deal with non-payment relationships (especially when you simply will end up paying anyways).

And there is one more elephant in the room, I do not like American women (looks or personality) at all (and I am not the only one).

[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1146641]There are still options, experienced mongers always find a way. But, and I say this with courtesy only, at your age why hobby? Most of us are older, many married or with SOs. DC is loaded with single women, and single women from everywhere in the world. Hell, even I could get laid were I on the market, and I am old, fat, and bald.

All these single lonely women are waiting for you, why the risks and expenses of an older man's sport? [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1146641]why hobby?[/QUOTE]Ginger, I also appreciate your contributions and respect your opinions. But I guess I'm jumping on the dog pile with my $0. 02 on this topic. It's pretty clear that there is no one answer to this question.

I think Freshly Snipe's report kinds sums it up for me. It's an hour of being papmered. If you spend all that time waiting for the end, you just might miss a good TS and massage. I'm not quite old yet, but I got a good 20+ years on our young Mr. Dcoffee. And I can honestly tell you that I can't recall my SO ever giving me a nice TS and a good massage. And BJ's? As soon as I said "I do", she said "I don't". And to be perfectly honest, AMPs are cheaper than my SO.

I don't know if I'd stay sane if I couldn't slip away for an hour and get pampered with a little me time.

Not trying to beat you up or nothing. Keep up the good work.

Butter Dog

[QUOTE=Drofnalb;1147245]And there is one more elephant in the room, I do not like American women (looks or personality) at all (and I am not the only one).[/QUOTE]Whoa, I think you hit the nail on the head.

For me, being married to one is enough. I need time away from her and I make my escape to the AMPs.

BTW, I'll be going to the Dominican Republic (first time) next week, solo. I'm hoping for an insane mongering experience.

American women as defined as any female either born here or imported here as an infant and raised here.

I have seen and known many who have their ethnic roots in some of the finer places that make great women BUT they were either second generation immigrants or adopted as an infant and raised here. There is too much pure ***** training going on in our schools and culture to make any American woman whiney, demanding, and high maintenance pigs. My first wife was one and I will never see another.

My present wife of over 30 years is the finest person I have ever known and while her interest in sex itself disappeared many years ago the rest of our life together is the best! So I see the AMPs and the occasional BP girl to take care of that and continue on that way. My wife was born and raised in the Far East and even after being an American for all these years she was raised right and still does most things right.

SO. If you are looking for a great wife go somewhere away from the USA andyou should find her. If you just want to bust a nut you can rent one of the American pigs if you want and if you have sadly married on of them and want to taste the good life go visit an AMP.

That is all. Move along.

JJ.

[QUOTE=Parkinsons; 1147583]Whoa, I think you hit the nail on the head.

For me, being married to one is enough. I need time away from her and I make my escape to the AMPs.

BTW, I'll be going to the Dominican Republic (first time) next week, solo. I'm hoping for an insane mongering experience. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sleazebum; 1147691]American women as defined as any female either born here or imported here as an infant and raised here.

I have seen and known many who have their ethnic roots in some of the finer places that make great women BUT they were either second generation immigrants or adopted as an infant and raised here. There is too much pure * training going on in our schools and culture to make any American woman whiney, demanding, and high maintenance pigs. My first wife was one and I will never see another.

My present wife of over 30 years is the finest person I have ever known and while her interest in sex itself disappeared many years ago the rest of our life together is the best! So I see the AMPs and the occasional BP girl to take care of that and continue on that way. My wife was born and raised in the Far East and even after being an American for all these years she was raised right and still does most things right.

SO. If you are looking for a great wife go somewhere away from the USA andyou should find her. If you just want to bust a nut you can rent one of the American pigs if you want and if you have sadly married on of them and want to taste the good life go visit an AMP.

That is all. Move along.

JJ. [/QUOTE]You and I have much in common.

I have had great experiences with women, but upon reflection, they have either been European or Asian. Hmmm. Some American women are not the prizes they think they are.

I will be visiting DC next week, and I am looking for an AMP, which can provide really good deep tissue massage. Any recommendations?

Does anyone know if the AMP on new york ave is open? I went there last Thursday and the usual lady came outside and told me to call them first, called Saturday and she told me to call back Sunday which I did but they didn't pick up, I read on this thread many AMPs for closed I hope this one is not, Does anyone knows anything about it?