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Michelle who posts every now and then on CL with the ad of 50/hr at harlem and addison. I have been to her 3 times. No finish but is ok with no drapping and gives a great massage. Does it out of her private residence. If your looking for a good massage with out the drapping she is a good provider.
I don't understand why people keep submitting reports without any details. Where is this place, what is the door fee, who did you see, what did she look like, and what did you tip?
[QUOTE=Driskill]During a recent trip to the windy city sampled a couple of places. One in chicago offered table shower. I first visit I had a very good shower that then proceeded to a very good massage. On the flip the girl who is Chinese gave me some hand signals and proceed to get a decent HJ. On the send visit the girl was a spinner and attractive. Same shower which then lead to an excellent massage and then HJ with acccess to upper and lower parts of the body. She said a repeat visit would be good for me and I would need to agree. Due to my trip being cut short I was not able to return.[/QUOTE]
This is the place with the cameras. There is one above the desk when you get in, and more in the back. Since their is no thread for Orland I put it here. Also the placement of the cameras allows them to view in the rooms.
Fellows:
I went to the above LMP this afternoon for a little rub a dub dub. First off, to the guy walked in kept asking if this "was the place with the ad for a TS before and after for 50? " in a really loud voice, dude its not going to happen. Please shut up your killing my viB.
Now on to business,. 5 at the door, got a larger lady named adrianna, baby had some back if you know what I mean, she was a little hefty. But in the immortal words of Danny from back in the day "never met a fat girl who can't cook and give a mean BJ, they just have to work harder"
Well, I am here to report that Danny's truism is still money. This provider worked hard for it honey. She massage touched. Then on the flip she said you know the pricing and didn't ask me to pay prior to service. I told her to give me HE for. 5, she then offered to CBJ for. 8. I politely declined, and she began to give me a really excellent HE.
Attendant: .6
Massage: .8
Finish: .7 (would have been a nine if she were hot, sorry but it matters)
I will say this place was jumping with guys getting an early start to the holiday and the Bullpen was full of little young latinas.
Regards,
Gf
[QUOTE=Joliettom]This is the place with the cameras. There is one above the desk when you get in, and more in the back. Since their is no thread for Orland I put it here. Also the placement of the cameras allows them to view in the rooms.[/QUOTE]Joliettom there is a South Suburban thread and Orland certainly qualifies.
[QUOTE=Massaging]Michelle who posts every now and then on CL with the ad of 50/hr at harlem and addison. I have been to her 3 times. No finish but is ok with no drapping and gives a great massage. Does it out of her private residence. If your looking for a good massage with out the drapping she is a good provider.[/QUOTE]No. If you are looking for a good massage, go to a certified massage therapist. The city is thick with them, and many charge less than that.
What you got was ripped off from a bullshit artist.
No draping? Are you kidding me?
[QUOTE=Driskill]During a recent trip to the windy city sampled a couple of places. One in chicago offered table shower. I first visit I had a very good shower that then proceeded to a very good massage. On the flip the girl who is Chinese gave me some hand signals and proceed to get a decent HJ. On the send visit the girl was a spinner and attractive. Same shower which then lead to an excellent massage and then HJ with acccess to upper and lower parts of the body. She said a repeat visit would be good for me and I would need to agree. Due to my trip being cut short I was not able to return.[/QUOTE]
Between stupid reports like these that describe one of the 20 AMPS in the Chinatown area, the continued posts written in chat room style (complete with spelling errors) and posted from phones that are impossible to read, and the lack of geographic knowledge among a good many of the posters, it has become an absolute waste of my time reading this board.
HE .40
CBJ .60
Once you overpay, you always overpay. Just get up and start to get dressed. She'll come around right away.
What if you like it and you want to come back for more? Your going to overpay then too.
Like she said, you know the pricing.
[QUOTE=Golferfore]Fellows:
I went to the above LMP this afternoon for a little rub a dub dub. First off, to the guy walked in kept asking if this "was the place with the ad for a TS before and after for 50? " in a really loud voice, dude its not going to happen. Please shut up your killing my viB.
Now on to business,. 5 at the door, got a larger lady named adrianna, baby had some back if you know what I mean, she was a little hefty. But in the immortal words of Danny from back in the day "never met a fat girl who can't cook and give a mean BJ, they just have to work harder"
Well, I am here to report that Danny's truism is still money. This provider worked hard for it honey. She massage touched. Then on the flip she said you know the pricing and didn't ask me to pay prior to service. I told her to give me HE for. 5, she then offered to CBJ for. 8. I politely declined, and she began to give me a really excellent HE.
Attendant: .6
Massage: .8
Finish: .7 (would have been a nine if she were hot, sorry but it matters)
I will say this place was jumping with guys getting an early start to the holiday and the Bullpen was full of little young latinas.
Regards,
Gf[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Driskill]During a recent trip to the windy city sampled a couple of places. One in chicago offered table shower. I first visit I had a very good shower that then proceeded to a very good massage. On the flip the girl who is Chinese gave me some hand signals and proceed to get a decent HJ. On the send visit the girl was a spinner and attractive. Same shower which then lead to an excellent massage and then HJ with acccess to upper and lower parts of the body. She said a repeat visit would be good for me and I would need to agree. Due to my trip being cut short I was not able to return.[/QUOTE]
I happen to live in the Chicago area...was out the other day and got the itch. I stopped by a place, you guys will know it by the front door it has and the neon light. Anyways, got my provider, didn't get name, but I am sure you will recognize her as she hardly speaks english. On to the table shower where she lets me get totally naked and uses warm water. Massage was ok, and release was great!!! I am guessing she is not really a CMT, but man could she handle the stick!! I was able to roam and touch things. Anyways this place is now my ATF!!! She asked to to send more biz her way, so anyone living in the Chicago area should go see her....what a GEM!!!!
C'mon....seriously?!?!? Details!!!
[QUOTE=Golferfore]Went back for round two at the above, got the same therapist as the first time, same deal. 5 for the hour. We had a nice conversation, In which I offered her. 5 for the finish and she told me that she would like an opportunity to provide a higher level of service for an increased gratuity. I pondered the situation and told her that would be fine, what was she proposing? Now some of you guys are going to jump on me for this, so in advance my bad, but she got naked and gave the best BBBJCIM I have received in years. There was teabagging, DT, eye contact and the expected oral piercing. It was like a scene from a movie. As a side note, she also smelled good and allowed full roaming of everything. I gave her a generous gratuity for the service of 1. 5. And yeah I know it was a lot, but c'est la vie. At the end she cleaned me up and asked me if I was happy with the service and hoped I would come again. For an LMP, I was stunned by the service level.
Massage: 8
Looks: 7
Finish: 11
On the way out there was a plump and juicy latina watching tv, I kind want to pull her card the next time cause she was hot.[/QUOTE]The family was out doing some Black Friday shopping leaving me free to spend the afternoon however I wanted. I read the Board for ideas and decided to head to Lavish on Armitage (2643 West). A few previous good reports over the past few weeks caught my attention (the post cited above really inspired me). Previous posts failed to mention that it is all street parking, and street parking in the area is poor. Took me twenty minutes driving around to find a place within what I consider walking distance. Oh-there is no big sign, or neon sign, to let you know you are there. You need to find the address (which is large).
My attendant was "Karen. " I thought she looked Indian (as in from India Indian), but after she spoke a bit I recognized a distinctive latina accent. She stands about 5'2" and has a very tight body. Excellent massage and she offered "options" on the flip. The options offered to me, and the pricing quoted with the options, were not quite as good as offered to "Golferfore" quoted above. No Black Friday specials. Door price was. 6. Options escalated at levels of. 5, but all ended with variations on a theme of HR only. YMMV. A good time was had. I would repeat. And if you are visually oriented, I would take all the options. Very attractive.
Gus,
I think they have a special during the weekdays of. 5 for the massage. Also, I think, you might need a visit or two to get to the level of treatment that I described.
[QUOTE=Gus Hogan]The family was out doing some Black Friday shopping leaving me free to spend the afternoon however I wanted. I read the Board for ideas and decided to head to Lavish on Armitage (2643 West). A few previous good reports over the past few weeks caught my attention (the post cited above really inspired me). Previous posts failed to mention that it is all street parking, and street parking in the area is poor. Took me twenty minutes driving around to find a place within what I consider walking distance. Oh-there is no big sign, or neon sign, to let you know you are there. You need to find the address (which is large).
My attendant was "Karen. " I thought she looked Indian (as in from India Indian), but after she spoke a bit I recognized a distinctive latina accent. She stands about 5'2" and has a very tight body. Excellent massage and she offered "options" on the flip. The options offered to me, and the pricing quoted with the options, were not quite as good as offered to "Golferfore" quoted above. No Black Friday specials. Door price was. 6. Options escalated at levels of. 5, but all ended with variations on a theme of HR only. YMMV. A good time was had. I would repeat. And if you are visually oriented, I would take all the options. Very attractive.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Alterxxx]ok. So I decided to finally give this "neighborhood" place a try. Was totally disappointed(understatement). Will not mention girls name because she was nice and actually tried to give a good massage, but there is a hygene/possible STD problem here.
Ok. So walked in. Girl at the desk was cute Latina, really ethnic features, but was attractive and seemed to have nice knockers. Asked who was available and she asked me if I had a preference. I looked over at the couch by the window and there was an attractive girl that looked like she had a really bad flu and another one that looked like she was on her death bed as she was sleeping and under some covers and I could hear her coughing up a storm. So the one on desk seemed the healthier of the three. I said you're ok.
Ok. So first off. Table shower. This girl really tries hard to give good customer service. Good conversation. I'm thinking I'm in for a treat. Boy was I disappointed. Table shower was good. Massage was good, but barely any/no teasing. On the flip, I negotiate 80 for nude HE. Man did I overpay. First off she tried standing like 20 feet away from Johnson like my cock was going to bite her in face(I'm an attractive guy). And she just like stood there and looked me dead in the face while she was stroking mr. J. No emotion no nothing. She actually began to drag foreskin too far back and it was starting to hurt. Told her to stop. As it was painful.
Ok. So if the pain wasnt bad enough. This is where it gets interesting. First off. She is unexperienced (2 months at this) and gave the most mechanical HJ ever she literally stood there like statue and rubbed up and down and looked me in eyes. What a lazy HJ.
I reached around to grab some arse and found my hand holding what felt like some tiolet paper. Aggghhhhhhhh. I was about to puke. Ok. So I'm thinking. Get this shit over with. See more toilet paper bits up front. Aaagaggggghhhhhhhh, let met bust a nut and thats it. Not so lucky. I took over and couldn't get it up
Then SHE feels some shit come out of her. Like a little gushing feeling (as she explained). And takes the towe I was usingl and wipes her cooch. Its reddiish. Agggggghhhh. I could not tell if she was wiping her menstruatation or as she said she got "wet" as she said I got her wet. Bullsht. Aaaggghhhh
At this point. Boner is non existent. Turned to vagina.
She starts wiping her vagina with towel and saids she probably shouldn't be doing that in front of me (no shit). At this point. My cock went waaaayyy down. No more chance of boner. Aggghhh. Toilet paper bits were bad enough. I even tried to rub one off myself, but was soooo disgusted. Then she grabs my cock with hand she rbbed herself with. Aggghhhhh.
Have to get check out. Nasty. What the fuuukkkk. Toilet paper. Disgusting
WILL NEVER RETURN HERE![/QUOTE]Oh, man! I don't know whether to laugh or puke! Your post was hilarious but I feel for you! Nasty Stuff!
Walking on Lawrence. 3111 W Lawrence new AMP opened. I saw girl named Claire. Really pretty, great body, but bad teeth. She was amazing with the massage and the ending. Table shower was good. A bit pricey. $45 half, $60 hour and $20 for shower.
Hey guys,
Has anyone seen a girl posting on cl beauty section awhile back. She advertised .4 for an hour and said she was near sunnyside and central. I never got a chance to see her and now she doesnt post or answer her phone.
I am traveling in to Chicago and would like to go for massage (good massage) from a hot girl with very sensual happy ending. I don't care and don't need full service. I don't have car and staying close to Monroe and Wabash. I can take Redline and other public transportation from there. Per forum there are numerous places for massage but I am not sure how they are accessible by public transportation. Pleas let me know where I can go for fun.
Thanks for your help.