Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Big In Japan;7252883]I was given authorization to post the reveal for the new east side spa on April 9th. It is now technically April 9th, so here goes.

The new spa on the east side is called [B]QQ Spa[/B] and will open on April 10th. It is located off of Lake Underhill Road, a block west of Rouse Road. (The actual name of the street is Dylan Loren Circle.) Easy access from the 408 and just down the street from Waterford Lakes. It is located in a professional office park called Woodland Lakes. The spa itself is next to an insurance agent, and is replacing another spa at that same location called Oriental Health Spa. Most of the other tenants in the office park are medical professionals. The two ladies working on opening day will be Mona and Alice. Babyface Kelly will start working there on or around the 15th.

I still say they should have called it [B]C[/B]elestial [B]I[/B]nvigorating [B]M[/B]assage. Oh well.[/QUOTE]Is it too late to suggest a name change? There is already an amp called "[b]QQ Spa[/b]" showing up on Google Maps ([url=https://www.google.com/maps/place/QQ+Massage+Spa/@28.4047704,-81.4816179,13.75z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x88dd8112b26fee5b:0xc9bd72c2784d1127!8m2!3d28.4044315!4d-81.4569728!16s%2Fg%2F11rr7sr_p5?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MDQwNi4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D][red][b]HERE[/b][/red][/url]) on the west side of I-Drive just south of Central Florida Parkway. Same place shows up on Rubmaps.

I dunno if that place is still open or maybe even under a different name today, [b]BUT[/b] that's what's going to show up for guys that turn to Google , Google Maps, or Rubmaps trying to search for the "New Place". It seems a shame for what's going to probably be a popular spot starting out with a name that'll lead to location confusion. Tell Mona I'll second the motion for the name "[u]Celestial Invigorating Massage[/u]" (... if the Happy One hasn't beaten me to it).

[QUOTE=DickJackman;7252829]I do find your reviews credible, informative and often wildly entertaining.

I think the number of orgasms, while impressive, is surpassed by another number. You are such a prolific hobbyist that I estimate you are on pace to spend 50 K +/- at the AMPs in 2025. That is really an an impressive number. I appreciate you and the information you provide and will continue to follow your exploits. Keep it up, so to speak.[/QUOTE]# of orgasms perceived = +$ in return visits.

[QUOTE=FootyFanatic14;7252170]It's funny seeing some of these over the top reviews because there will be some people who actually believe it, and some people who definitely know to take it with a grain of salt. Some guys probably don't realize it but their actual reason for participating in this hobby isn't really the sex, but being told that you have the ability to give another woman pleasure. It's why most of the girls have to announce their when they "cum" to let you know you are doing something right.

I'll never forget the moment I realized that most of these girls just fake their orgasms. Saw a new girl on her first day, great session. Said she never cums that easily. Great for any guy to hear. I visit her later in the week and she "cums" again and tells me she always cums with me. Third visit the next week and she "cums" again and says she hasn't cum since she last saw me. At this point I'm thinking to myself, "I definitely know what I'm doing, but this girl is clearly lying LOL. ".

Posts like the review in question are generally more bad than good for the hobby overall. Read them, take not of the poster and filter the nonsense out and create your own experience with the girls. You'll find it's better when you aren't trying to compare it to something someone wrote on the Internet about her. It probably didn't happen exactly as it was written, and it was intentionally written that way for a reason.

That being said, Orlando has a great lineup of women. High praises go to Angela and Grace. Go see them! Go in with no expectations and you'll leave very happy![/QUOTE]Hey man! Remember you helping me out in the Ft L area a while back. Directed me to 7 Star. That place was crazy. But it reminds me how these girls are GREAT actresses.

So can't remember exactly which girl it was at 7 Star, but we were having a great time. Went through all the usual positions. Had gotten my full time in and it was nearing the hours end. So pull off the cover and have hwr knelt down below awaiting my release. Was taking a bit and she was working away on me and giving me some great dirty talk. I was just about there, felt the tingle and let it rip. Well not my load. I kinda let a squeaker out the ol' bunghole. Nothin huge just enough to for sure be heard by myself and the kneeler. And about half a second later I blow an immense load on her chin and down her titties.

Not a word. Not one single acknowledgment of my ripper. That's when I knew they were great actresses. I about lost my shit it was so funny. She pry thought I'd be embarrassed. I dgaf.

And like my last post on cleanliness, its like you're walking into a incubator of who knows what crazy shit. So a little fart is really nothing.

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;7252150]Empty your mail box. It be full.[/QUOTE]Yeah lots of different cities info saved. All good now.

Back home now. Your city was great. While there the girls I got to see were Rachel (2 x) and Emily at Tokyo. Mia at Lavender. Amber (2 x), Grace and Angela at M&why. Threeway with Gigi and Suzy, Threeway with Gigi and Mimi at VIP. To be honest they were all top tier. Fortunately I didn't have one bad experience. And its hard to pick a winner. I could go into specifics on how I "started to pound away" after I "rolled on my armor" and tell you the copious amounts of orgasms I gave them all. But its all been said. I'll try something different.

Biggest / best tits- Mimi.

Best Ass- Rachel.

Biggest Girl Overall- Mia.

Best Time / Convo- Emily.

Biggest Freak- Gigi.

Tightest Body- Amber.

Most Wholesome- Suzy.

Best BBJ- Angela.

Its difficult. They were all really good, but the clear winner this trip was Amber. I like them tiny and as fit as possible. Her arching her back in doggy is still in my head. And she was who I decided to see on the last day. And crazy it was right before the famous Johnny saw her. She told me he was coming in after so I made sure to keep her right up until he was waiting to see her. I made sure to blow a HUGE load in her mouth and rub it into her cheeks after. So when he said "I walked in and I was clean, she was clean" Well buddy, I hope I tasted alright. Amber did say I tasted sweet so that pry wasn't lemon lip balm. And there's that cleanliness thing again.

[QUOTE=DrWilly;7252910]Is it too late to suggest a name change? There is already an amp called "[b]QQ Spa[/b]" showing up on Google Map Same place shows up on Rubmaps.

I dunno if that place is still open or maybe even under a different name today, [b]BUT[/b] that's what's going to show up for guys that turn to Google , Google Maps, or Rubmaps trying to search for the "New Place". It seems a shame for what's going to probably be a popular spot starting out with a name that'll lead to location confusion. Tell Mona I'll second the motion for the name "[u]Celestial Invigorating Massage[/u]" (... if the Happy One hasn't beaten me to it).[/QUOTE]Since there is already a QQ spa, Just change the name of the new spa from QQ Spa to CIM Spa. Will cost cheaper for signage, you are charged by the letter.

I know the location. It was a decent level 1 spot with 2 older single mom's working there.

Kind of weird when there school age kids are running around while she is jacking your your c $$k like a monkey and fake moaning!

Only issue potentially is the medical office's complaints coming from traffic during the daytime hours.

[QUOTE=BigInJapan;7252883]I was given authorization to post the reveal for the new east side spa on April 9th. It is now technically April 9th, so here goes.

The new spa on the east side is called [B]QQ Spa[/B] and will open on April 10th. It is located off of Lake Underhill Road, a block west of Rouse Road. (The actual name of the street is Dylan Loren Circle.) Easy access from the 408 and just down the street from Waterford Lakes. It is located in a professional office park called Woodland Lakes. The spa itself is next to an insurance agent, and is replacing another spa at that same location called Oriental Health Spa. Most of the other tenants in the office park are medical professionals. The two ladies working on opening day will be Mona and Alice. Babyface Kelly will start working there on or around the 15th.

I still say they should have called it [B]C[/B]elestial [B]I[/B]nvigorating [B]M[/B]assage. Oh well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bjceb;7253068]I know the location. It was a decent level 1 spot with 2 older single mom's working there.

Kind of weird when there school age kids are running around while she is jacking your your c $$k like a monkey and fake moaning!

Only issue potentially is the medical office's complaints coming from traffic during the daytime hours.[/QUOTE]Or the giant Orange County Sheriffs office across the street.

I live in northern Palm Beach County and I will be staying in the Winter Park area. Looking for some recommendations. I heard that a fav of mine who went by the name of April back in Jupiter works in one of them and I would love to surprise her. Any knowledge? If not, any recommendations? Thanks.

THEOLDMAN.

[QUOTE=TheOldMan;7253089]I live in northern Palm Beach County and I will be staying in the Winter Park area. Looking for some recommendations. I heard that a fav of mine who went by the name of April back in Jupiter works in one of them and I would love to surprise her. Any knowledge? If not, any recommendations? Thanks.

THEOLDMAN.[/QUOTE]Sorry, I forgot to add a description: short, good-looking, A cup with padded bra, great massage, extras after you know her. Very little English (Chinese).

[QUOTE=JeremyWise0123;7253084]Or the giant Orange County Sheriffs office across the street.[/QUOTE]Opens tomorrow called QQ, goggle maps brings you there by typing in Oriental Health Spa.

Maybe the giant Orange County Sheriff's Sub-Station across the street will be intimidating enough to keep spa traffic down.

Probably not, just wishful thinking on my part.

[QUOTE=TheOldMan;7253094]Sorry, I forgot to add a description: short, good-looking, A cup with padded bra, great massage, extras after you know her. Very little English (Chinese).[/QUOTE]I will do a search, but any feedback or comments on this place? TIA.

THEOLDMAN.

Stop by Tokyo this morning since I was in Kissimmee area another good performance got a late 30 ish early 40 ish therapist she work out the kinks and toss that salad while I was in the table shower back in the room some more BBJ and finished in the cover. Idk I think I may only do AMPs from now on don't got the patience to deal with the escorts and they bitchy attitude.

[QUOTE=FloridaGringo;7252671]Looks like StylenProfile has been following me around. He nailed my M. O. To the T. Today was NO different. After a 15 minute fire drill with Amber on Sunday I booked 1 hr with her this morning.

She greets me in a sexy black dress. She's is cute with a solid body. I described her in my previous post so on to the details. Standard o-town fees. I'm clean, she is clean so skip the TS. She starts with BBBJ. Nice soft stroke, BLS, 3/4 DT, attention to the shaft. Few minutes of that and I park her on the table, roll on the armor and do my thing. Mount and pound. Fast forward 40 minutes ahead, she has popped 3 times (YEA 3) and I'm ready to get mine. I dial it up and unload on her stomach. Just like last time she rubs every drop of the FloridaGringo's wild root lotion into her skin. She is freak. I'm spent so we chill and chit chat for the remaining time.

Then with a few minutes left, she starts rubbing my tool and it perks up. Grace pops in and joins her in reviving my tool to full attention. Like an idiot, I get up and get what cash I have on me. It was 320 and drop it on the table. They chat in Chinese and say okay, its game on.

Grace is my primary focus and I mount her first. I know what makes her tick from Sundays escapades. She likes it slower and softer with a full down stroke. Amber starts sucking her tits, OK, now were talking. I can tell she is ready to pop and she tells Amber to stop sucking her tits and moments later she pop. She then turns over for standing K9. She denied me last time so this was a surprise. Fast forward 30 minutes and grace has been properly tuned up with 4 pops total. (YEA 4)..[/QUOTE]You must bring a clicker into the room when you're banging on the girls so you can record and remember all the orgasms you give to your ladies to write in your reviews, far too many that I could ever remember.

When you do doubles banging two of them, when you're finished, do they stand back and applaud?

When you walk in, they must run to you and yell " Pick me! Pick me!

You are awesome man! Johnny O.

[QUOTE=RowdyReptile;7253026]Since there is already a QQ spa, Just change the name of the new spa from QQ Spa to CIM Spa. Will cost cheaper for signage, you are charged by the letter.[/QUOTE]LOL. You all are crazy! Sounds like a great name though.