Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=StyleNProfile;7251589]Wow dude, 8 orgasms out of these women, huh? And that's if you don't count the ones that Grace will no doubt give herself when she flicks her bean tonight thinking about you.

How does it feel to be such an unadulterated sex god? I mean based on your posts you've never met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. Do they even charge you anymore? Do they fight over you when you walk into the place? Are they tearing at your clothes like rabid dogs foaming at the mouth over the unparalleled pleasure that only you can provide?

And here I have spent my whole life thinking women like to be teased, kissed, and warmed up before intercourse. Nope! The real secret to sex is just pounding her like a blow-up doll for half an hour straight.

I guess the rest of us are lucky we get any attention at all. Then again the girls have to pay the bills somehow. Maybe you can do us a favor though, and start posting in advance before you go. That way we can schedule around it and make sure the girls have several hours to recover after being serviced by your Herculean cock.[/QUOTE]It's funny seeing some of these over the top reviews because there will be some people who actually believe it, and some people who definitely know to take it with a grain of salt. Some guys probably don't realize it but their actual reason for participating in this hobby isn't really the sex, but being told that you have the ability to give another woman pleasure. It's why most of the girls have to announce their when they "cum" to let you know you are doing something right.

I'll never forget the moment I realized that most of these girls just fake their orgasms. Saw a new girl on her first day, great session. Said she never cums that easily. Great for any guy to hear. I visit her later in the week and she "cums" again and tells me she always cums with me. Third visit the next week and she "cums" again and says she hasn't cum since she last saw me. At this point I'm thinking to myself, "I definitely know what I'm doing, but this girl is clearly lying LOL. ".

Posts like the review in question are generally more bad than good for the hobby overall. Read them, take not of the poster and filter the nonsense out and create your own experience with the girls. You'll find it's better when you aren't trying to compare it to something someone wrote on the Internet about her. It probably didn't happen exactly as it was written, and it was intentionally written that way for a reason.

That being said, Orlando has a great lineup of women. High praises go to Angela and Grace. Go see them! Go in with no expectations and you'll leave very happy!

[QUOTE=Putzy;7251280]I'm not a big fan of disappointing more than one girl at a time.[/QUOTE]That would be in real life. For me as well.

These AMP girls are paid to act pleased. Just don't ask for an eval from them when you are finished.

[QUOTE=Putzy;7251280]I'm not a big fan of disappointing more than one girl at a time.[/QUOTE]That was funny.

Was at Tokyo last week, planning on seeing Rachel, but it was busy and I got out in the chair behind the screen by a tall girl with big tits. Sat there for a little while listening to one of you motherfuckers talking to a girl about the market or something like that. I liked how tall girl looked so I asked for her instead of Rachel, had a good time, but I am not sure if tall girl was really on the working roster.

I second this about the nonsensical fantastical reviews. Girls just doing a job, shit they'll tell you that if you ask.

[QUOTE=StyleNProfile;7251589]Wow dude, 8 orgasms out of these women, huh? And that's if you don't count the ones that Grace will no doubt give herself when she flicks her bean tonight thinking about you.

How does it feel to be such an unadulterated sex god? I mean based on your posts you've never met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. Do they even charge you anymore? Do they fight over you when you walk into the place? Are they tearing at your clothes like rabid dogs foaming at the mouth over the unparalleled pleasure that only you can provide?

And here I have spent my whole life thinking women like to be teased, kissed, and warmed up before intercourse. Nope! The real secret to sex is just pounding her like a blow-up doll for half an hour straight.

I guess the rest of us are lucky we get any attention at all. Then again the girls have to pay the bills somehow. Maybe you can do us a favor though, and start posting in advance before you go. That way we can schedule around it and make sure the girls have several hours to recover after being serviced by your Herculean cock.[/QUOTE]We all play out our own fantasy when in the room with these girls. In turn, they play their role and act the part. The best AMP girls are the ones with the best acting prowess. That's not to say some girls don't have an O or enjoy an encounter, but the 5 guys before me and 5 guys after me probably get the same performance. Hell, I had one give me her WeChat and profess her love. Many times. She was full of shit, she wanted money and a green card!

I say give these Mongers some artistic license, it's all for fun. Tell me a big fish story, I know it was really half that size!

Honestly, I usually like posts that describe the physical traits of the girl. Obviously looks are subjective but one can depict general build, hygiene, cleanliness and then service.

What's the latest on new east side spa?

Thanks in advance!.

[QUOTE=AmazingRoot56;7251705]Mona is back Wednesday at thr new spa, any updates?[/QUOTE]I heard from her yesterday that Thursday they would be up an and running, however renovations always have their surprises. I'll check with her again tomorrow unless one of the others that are in communication with her hear something first.

[QUOTE=StyleNProfile;7251589]Wow dude, 8 orgasms out of these women, huh? And that's if you don't count the ones that Grace will no doubt give herself when she flicks her bean tonight thinking about you.

How does it feel to be such an unadulterated sex god? I mean based on your posts you've never met a parlor girl you couldn't bring to orgasm at least 3 or 4 times. Do they even charge you anymore? Do they fight over you when you walk into the place? Are they tearing at your clothes like rabid dogs foaming at the mouth over the unparalleled pleasure that only you can provide?

And here I have spent my whole life thinking women like to be teased, kissed, and warmed up before intercourse. Nope! The real secret to sex is just pounding her like a blow-up doll for half an hour straight.

I guess the rest of us are lucky we get any attention at all. Then again the girls have to pay the bills somehow. Maybe you can do us a favor though, and start posting in advance before you go. That way we can schedule around it and make sure the girls have several hours to recover after being serviced by your Herculean cock.[/QUOTE]I put out orgasms like a pez dispenser. And if you think I'm full of shit all you have to do is walk into M-why and ask Amber and or Grace about "Johnny" (my spa name) and watch what they say. I challenge anyone on this thread to do just that if you think I talk shit.

I was there today and did 2 hours with both of them and gave them 4 big O's each. 2 days ago it was 5 for grace and 3 for Amber, this time it was evenly distributed.

Don't sweat it kid, you can live vicariously though me.

Looks like StylenProfile has been following me around. He nailed my M. O. To the T. Today was NO different. After a 15 minute fire drill with Amber on Sunday I booked 1 hr with her this morning.

She greets me in a sexy black dress. She's is cute with a solid body. I described her in my previous post so on to the details. Standard o-town fees. I'm clean, she is clean so skip the TS. She starts with BBBJ. Nice soft stroke, BLS, 3/4 DT, attention to the shaft. Few minutes of that and I park her on the table, roll on the armor and do my thing. Mount and pound. Fast forward 40 minutes ahead, she has popped 3 times (YEA 3) and I'm ready to get mine. I dial it up and unload on her stomach. Just like last time she rubs every drop of the FloridaGringo's wild root lotion into her skin. She is freak. I'm spent so we chill and chit chat for the remaining time.

Then with a few minutes left, she starts rubbing my tool and it perks up. Grace pops in and joins her in reviving my tool to full attention. Like an idiot, I get up and get what cash I have on me. It was 320 and drop it on the table. They chat in Chinese and say okay, its game on.

Grace is my primary focus and I mount her first. I know what makes her tick from Sundays escapades. She likes it slower and softer with a full down stroke. Amber starts sucking her tits, OK, now were talking. I can tell she is ready to pop and she tells Amber to stop sucking her tits and moments later she pop. She then turns over for standing K9. She denied me last time so this was a surprise. Fast forward 30 minutes and grace has been properly tuned up with 4 pops total. (YEA 4).

Now Amber's turn. She likes mish so that's where we start. I blast away on her and grace starts playing with her tits. No mouth, just hands but still hot. Amber did the same thing and told grace to stop. I had to put some major work in but she finally pops.

After the final Amber effort (to my disappointment) I start to loose my wood with 15 minutes left on the clock. I think I used up most the oxygen in the room and my body decided to direct my oxygenated blood to my vital organs. I think my tool is a vital organ but apparently my my involuntary biological management system does not.

Grace and Amber both go to work on reviving my junk. Angela even walks in and joins the effort but it was to no avail. Bless their hearts they tried alternating until the clock ran out. Standing shower clean up and out the door. Not the finish I was looking for but worth every penny.

NOTE: these 2 work great together. I highly recommend this pairing as a 4 hands option.

Decided to stop by mny. Young beautiful led me in. Amber was my server. Wow. Clean, tiny, fit. Nicely done mm. Real everything else. I could not believe how pretty her p part was. Small, almost a innie. And the grip. I feel it is the otown's number one p ATM. No need to be rough, she took care of that. She is One of the few lately that can really throw it back in doggie. Wow. But really can not call it doggie. For like froggie. Wow. I just stood there and enjoyed the view and service. Wow. The service was much more than I expected. Wow. No interpretation, only time stopped was when she got some water for me mid way. Wow. At the end I did get a look at two others there. Want to try, but I am so wanting more froggie-style. Wow. I can not believe there is not more info about this one. Or more raving about this top tier talent. Wow. All this just things I dream about in my mind. Wow.

Stopped by Tokyo again to see Rachel. Saw her on my way out on my last visit and had to go back to see her. She looks amazing and ticks all the boxes but TS was a little rushed and she seemed to be tired. I think she is getting to much action. After she wanted to cuddle and think she actually fell a sleep for a little while.

[QUOTE=FloridaGringo;7252634]I put out orgasms like a pez dispenser. And if you think I'm full of shit all you have to do is walk into M-why and ask Amber and or Grace about "Johnny" (my spa name) and watch what they say. I challenge anyone on this thread to do just that if you think I talk shit.

I was there today and did 2 hours with both of them and gave them 4 big O's each. 2 days ago it was 5 for grace and 3 for Amber, this time it was evenly distributed.

Don't sweat it kid, you can live vicariously though me.[/QUOTE]

I do find your reviews credible, informative and often wildly entertaining.

I think the number of orgasms, while impressive, is surpassed by another number. You are such a prolific hobbyist that I estimate you are on pace to spend 50 K +/- at the AMPs in 2025. That is really an an impressive number. I appreciate you and the information you provide and will continue to follow your exploits. Keep it up, so to speak.

[QUOTE=FloridaGringo;7252634]I put out orgasms like a pez dispenser. And if you think I'm full of shit all you have to do is walk into M-why and ask Amber and or Grace about "Johnny" (my spa name) and watch what they say. I challenge anyone on this thread to do just that if you think I talk shit.

I was there today and did 2 hours with both of them and gave them 4 big O's each. 2 days ago it was 5 for grace and 3 for Amber, this time it was evenly distributed.

Don't sweat it kid, you can live vicariously though me.[/QUOTE]We're all super impressed, bud. You even have your own "spa name", huh? How cool is that. Just like James Bond, except you're obviously way better at sex than him.

Anyway, we've all had a good laugh, so I think my work is done here.

I was given authorization to post the reveal for the new east side spa on April 9th. It is now technically April 9th, so here goes.

The new spa on the east side is called [B]QQ Spa[/B] and will open on April 10th. It is located off of Lake Underhill Road, a block west of Rouse Road. (The actual name of the street is Dylan Loren Circle.) Easy access from the 408 and just down the street from Waterford Lakes. It is located in a professional office park called Woodland Lakes. The spa itself is next to an insurance agent, and is replacing another spa at that same location called Oriental Health Spa. Most of the other tenants in the office park are medical professionals. The two ladies working on opening day will be Mona and Alice. Babyface Kelly will start working there on or around the 15th.

I still say they should have called it [B]C[/B]elestial [B]I[/B]nvigorating [B]M[/B]assage. Oh well.