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Was cruising Paradise late last night and spot Asia near the 528 at BK. It was dark so she looked decent from afar, but the closer she got to my car I noticed she has nasty scars and sores all over her face and body. Looked liked she's a picker also. I then find out she's been sleeping behind a dumpster on the trail and not showering for days. Avoid this nastyasty chick at all costs!!
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3087713]Last night picked up the legendary Heritage Nicole aka Nicky at the New Quad Wawa that is across from the Royal Inn motel on The Infamous Paradise Trail. And Nicole looked smokin hot in a mini skirt (NO underwear) that showed off her cheerleader looking body. And she was freshly showered because she smelled of shampoo, red hair shining, and she wore eye makeup, and lipstick, lookin good. We talked and laughed remembering the good old Blossom Park days on our drive to the spot. We agreed on FS (first time with Nicole) as other dates were BBBJCIM. And she made Jr hard with an excellent BBBJ, and then opened up the tight kitty and let Jr in. And she gave an excellent performance complete with hugging, squeezing, and sound effects. As usual Nicole was very pleasant, trustworthy, and drama free. And because she doesn't have a phone she asks that you PM me for hookup info. And she said that she will be fair and negotiable. From Connecticut here's the legendary Cuban / Italian Nicole:
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Trail Hunter Livin' The Dream.[/QUOTE]Excellent report as always bro. Nicole is indeed a legend. Always a good no drama dream.
I am also getting new replies on my I'm's / calls. . I hope she is ok.
[QUOTE=Hobbiest12;3085258]Anyone laid eyes on Maria last week or so? Usually see her 2 or 3 times a month but can't seem to find her last 7 days. Tried both her numbers. Not like her to go utr.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=DeeperJedi;3088580]I am also getting new replies on my I'm's / calls. . I hope she is ok.[/QUOTE]Last time she went utr about 1 1\2 years ago, she was being treated for her back problems. I know the last few times I saw her she was having a rough time. Hope that's what it is this time. She is the sweetest girl out there.
Although I have no partaken, I have not yet failed to see a SW or two in the trail area between Clarcona Ocoee and the McD's at Rose.
Just a heads up.
Scott.
Picked up Emily this morning around 07:00 at the BK south of 528. Went to a nice secluded spot and got a nice and slow BBBJ followed up with some CFS. Gave her. 6 for a job very well done and was worth every penny. The only way to start your day!! Currently Emily has no digits.
[QUOTE=Jiat2001;3085161]I can't remember who it was that mention the heavy set BBW, Rachel, but I saw her last night and decided to TOFTT. After the LEO check, Things turn for the worse. No touching her ass, no sucking her boobs, no caressing her hair during CBJ, and FS is. 8 extra. It was the worst CBJ ever and there was no connection. I quickly cut my loss after her failed attempt and got the hell out of dodge. Guys, do not see her. Take care and stay safe.
Jiat2001.[/QUOTE]Wow. I'm not sure what to say. Rachel is awesome and if not my #1 then a very close #2. Yes she only plays covered, but with her it doesn't bother me. I've touched, squeezed, slapped, etc her ass, and pulled her hair during doggy with 0 complaints. And she's never charged me those rates. YMMV, but I'm going to keep seeing her and recommending her to everyone.
[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;3089316]Wow. I'm not sure what to say. Rachel is awesome and if not my #1 then a very close #2. Yes she only plays covered, but with her it doesn't bother me. I've touched, squeezed, slapped, etc her ass, and pulled her hair during doggy with 0 complaints. And she's never charged me those rates. YMMV, but I'm going to keep seeing her and recommending her to everyone.[/QUOTE]I have to agree, I've seen Rachel several times in the last couple weeks, always a great time. Everything is covered, but she knows to suck a dick, almost like she enjoys it or something, LOL. Anyway, I plan on continuing to see her.
Just saw her walking. I have seen her so may times I can't count. However, it's been a few months. I slowed down and when I saw her face, I just couldn't stop. Falling fast and sad to see I know she's tried to be clean several times but looking like she's lost again. She's sweet so I really hope she gets help.
69 out.
[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;3089316]Wow. I'm not sure what to say. Rachel is awesome and if not my #1 then a very close #2. Yes she only plays covered, but with her it doesn't bother me. I've touched, squeezed, slapped, etc her ass, and pulled her hair during doggy with 0 complaints. And she's never charged me those rates. YMMV, but I'm going to keep seeing her and recommending her to everyone.[/QUOTE].
Nasty because she made me look into her beautiful baby blue eyes while kissing, licking, and sucking my dick. And Nasty because she actually got pleasure out of torturing me and making me squirm. Which means she is definitely my kind of woman, nasty and gorgeous. And one of the best cock teasers in all of HO Town.
Trail Hunter.
After a disappointing time in Miami (streets absolutely dry and. Too much to post) I was pleasantly surprised at the quality and volume of girls in Orlando.
After a couple of test passes on the trail (to get a feel of your LEO), picked up Ashley near a strip club. She seemed a little hesitant at first, but when I mentioned that I was just passing through and heard of the trail through this site, she immediately perked up and asked "so, you've heard about me? I told her that I had read a couple of good things about her (omitting some of the negs). That seemed to motivate her, because she definitely tried to put on a show. BBBJCIM with plenty of oral lube, moaning, and gyrating while she let me freely roam. She's definitely a winner and I would repeat if I found myself back in your town.
Thanks to all the members that actively post with such good intel. The only thing that I might have missed is how heavy the LEO presence is in that area. In about a 1/2 mile stretch, I saw at least six standard LEO vehicles and three unmarked ones. Even saw a mid to late model Jeep Cherokee with scuffed up paint being used! I'm truly impressed that you guys get so much action with such a heavy LEO presence. True pros!
Be Safe Out There.
So I'm in a little vacation from Chicago and as always when I visit Orlando Area I try the famous OBT and today was dry in morning time because of the Rain, then the traffic is kind of crazy around the mall area because of construction, after the rain I just did a little drive and I found this girl whose name she says is "Heather" is a WSW not skinny but def not fat, she is a nice girl on her attitude, I told her I was staying at a hotel close to there and we agree in some time together for. 4 including the "back door" she started with a BBBJ in which she took her time then I went DG to hit that kitty that looked good and from there I could only do the back door for a little while and she apologized saying she couldn't take it longer cause she doesn't really get ask that regularly. We switch to MISH and hit that kitty for a little while, then I ask to finish with a BBBJ and she said ok but she won't swallow. So we finish that way. Cool chick and the prices def way better than Chicago. I will try to recharge a few hours and go hit the trail again. LOL.
[QUOTE=Sukerxxx;3090091]So I'm in a little vacation from Chicago and as always when I visit Orlando Area I try the famous OBT and today was dry in morning time because of the Rain, then the traffic is kind of crazy around the mall area because of construction, after the rain I just did a little drive and I found this girl whose name she says is "Heather" is a WSW not skinny but def not fat, she is a nice girl on her attitude, I told her I was staying at a hotel close to there and we agree in some time together for. 4 including the "back door" she started with a BBBJ in which she took her time then I went DG to hit that kitty that looked good and from there I could only do the back door for a little while and she apologized saying she couldn't take it longer cause she doesn't really get ask that regularly. We switch to MISH and hit that kitty for a little while, then I ask to finish with a BBBJ and she said ok but she won't swallow. So we finish that way. Cool chick and the prices def way better than Chicago. I will try to recharge a few hours and go hit the trail again. LOL.[/QUOTE]I went to college in Chicago and escort services in the 80's were charging $300.
Oh Yeah! The prices there are outrageous! Because of violence in the streets and the weather (like 5 months of Winter LOL!) the SW scene is almost death and all you can get is on BP and the BP prices range from $ to $. 5 for hh with a provider not much better looking than Heather for. 4.
[QUOTE=TeenLover;3090134]I went to college in Chicago and escort services in the 80's were charging $300.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Too40;3070647]That sucks! I've known isis since 2012. RIP.[/QUOTE]So I've been away from the trail and away from this board for a while, and just tonight I found out that Isis (Nastaskya) was the young lady that was killed by a hit and run driver on OBT. This evening I also heard from my source that it was a monger that hit her. She supposedly was in the car that hit her a short while before the crime. Her and the john got in an argument, she left the car, and then the guy drove back around and hit her on OBT. I'm not sure if the police have this info, of course it's all third party and unverified, but I'm guessing they have the info now. I hope it helps. She didn't deserve what happened, and her family certainly didn't deserve what happened. Her family has set up a go fund me page. She was once someones little girl.
So the adventure continues, took a break after having fun with Heather, eat like a Huge sandwich and I went to the gas station for something to drink and on my way I saw this young, petite WSW so I ask for her name and she says "Emily" I invited her into my room and she went, we agree on. 5 for some time together, we got to my room and she ask me if she could shower, I said sure! She took a Looooooooooong shower (like 1 hour LOL) I was just watching TV and since I'm in a little vacation I just didn't care (more time to recover from Heather LOL) then Emily comes out of the shower apologizing for taking so long, just wearing the bath towel, I was like "no problem" and in the back of my mind I was thinking she looks really sexy just in that towel, I got ready and she gave me a BBBJ which was just great, that last a long time and then I put a cover and hit that kitty hard on Mish, then I ask for DG and did the same, she was responsive and felt great! After a little while in DG I finish on the cover. She went back to the bathroom and got dressed, she looked sexy on her outfit, I'm sure that if I asked to expend the night in my room she would agree. She is a really cool chick with a sexy little body. So far Orlando I been great to me!
I banged my new UTR earlier tonite in Auburndale. I banged BP girl Claire. And I finished tonite with Christina. After banging some girls east of Orlando a few days ago I did an obt run on the way home and saw her looking very sexy so I pulled up and got her name. Wasn't sure about her, thought she could be crazy so I took off. Well when I got home and did some research here I found out I was wrong. Though some comment she does have a different personality. Regardless, I scooped her tonite, while she had her red blanket around her. She wanted a LEO check which we both failed of course. Agreed to break the law for 30 meatloaf dinners. Found a good spot for the crime, and she sucked me damn good. Put in really good effort. Good amount of drool and sound effects. All of a sudden a truck comes flying around the blind corner when I'm about to nut, made her nervous, and she stopped. I fuckin nutted completely vertical, cause that cum glob landed right back on my uretha opening. Truck kept going, so I started laughing, and she joined in too. Cool girl, probably wouldn't pick up again, because I enjoy experiencing the OBT variety. Definitely would repeat with Gigi, but her digits weren't working tonite.
BTW, who is the BSW that was near naked tonite walking? She only wearing a bra top, long sash around neck, and gold waist band. I drove past her, and her complete ass and backside was visible. Amazing body and ass. It was probably a guy though LOL! I saw her (possible him) walking around Lancaster. Something for everybody on Paradise Trail.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3087713]From Connecticut here's the legendary Cuban / Italian Nicole:
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Trail Hunter Livin' The Dream.[/QUOTE]I ran across Nicole about a week ago. What a pleasant surprise. I took her to the house and hung out for a really nice visit before getting down to business. Her skills are still on point. A great time as always. Glad to see her back in business.
[QUOTE=Sukerxxx;3090364]So the adventure continues, took a break after having fun with Heather, eat like a Huge sandwich and I went to the gas station for something to drink and on my way I saw this young, petite WSW so I ask for her name and she says "Emily" I invited her into my room and she went, we agree on. 5 for some time together, we got to my room and she ask me if she could shower, I said sure! She took a Looooooooooong shower (like 1 hour LOL) I was just watching TV and since I'm in a little vacation I just didn't care (more time to recover from Heather LOL) then Emily comes out of the shower apologizing for taking so long, just wearing the bath towel, I was like "no problem" and in the back of my mind I was thinking she looks really sexy just in that towel, I got ready and she gave me a BBBJ which was just great, that last a long time and then I put a cover and hit that kitty hard on Mish, then I ask for DG and did the same, she was responsive and felt great! After a little while in DG I finish on the cover. She went back to the bathroom and got dressed, she looked sexy on her outfit, I'm sure that if I asked to expend the night in my room she would agree. She is a really cool chick with a sexy little body. So far Orlando I been great to me![/QUOTE]One of the best Orlando has to offer on Paradise Trail! Emily is a sweetheart.
Scooped up my ATF yesterday in the old quadrant. I've seen Emily so many times that I've simply lost count! I've nutted in that young tight pussy so much over the past year that she should have at least 3 of my kids by now. LOL! Her head game is amazing and I shot another huge load down her throat yesterday. Emily is retaining her number one spot on Paradise Trail.
Highly recommended!!
[QUOTE=Lpmrhahn;3089316]Wow. I'm not sure what to say. Rachel is awesome and if not my #1 then a very close #2. Yes she only plays covered, but with her it doesn't bother me. I've touched, squeezed, slapped, etc her ass, and pulled her hair during doggy with 0 complaints. And she's never charged me those rates. YMMV, but I'm going to keep seeing her and recommending her to everyone.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cduceil;3089656]I have to agree, I've seen Rachel several times in the last couple weeks, always a great time. Everything is covered, but she knows to suck a dick, almost like she enjoys it or something, LOL. Anyway, I plan on continuing to see her.[/QUOTE]Just remember boy's, one man's ATF, can be another man's nightmare. LOL!! One man can think his favorite girl is the hottest thing on Paradise yet another man can think she's the ugliest chick he's ever laid eye's on. Thankfully we have much variety out on Paradise Trail.
[QUOTE=Sukerxxx;3090156]Oh Yeah! The prices there are outrageous! Because of violence in the streets and the weather (like 5 months of Winter LOL!) the SW scene is almost death and all you can get is on BP and the BP prices range from $ to $. 5 for hh with a provider not much better looking than Heather for. 4.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TeenLover;3090134]I went to college in Chicago and escort services in the 80's were charging $300.[/QUOTE]Chicago has nothing on Orlando's Paradise Trail. I mean absolutely nothing! Orlando's Paradise Trail is well known throughout the entire country and also abroad. Mongers come from all over the world to vacation here in Orlando. They then immediately find Paradise Trail and experience some of the hottest young pussy they've ever had at an unbelievable cheap price!!
They would never have cameras in a bank parking lot would they? You do know if you are on video committing a crime, like getting a BJ from a SW, you can be charged?
[QUOTE=DoubleBJ;3019841]Time was 10 PM. I was cruising down OBT and didn't see anybody at Sunoco / Best Buy area. So I continue toward Speedway past the 528. That was when I saw a long-hair blonde WSW talking on the cell phone walking on the sidewalk in front of SAM's club. I did a right turn into SAM's club to get closer. She was already approaching about 3 Truckers by their ridges. So I said Damn! However, I parked and watched for about 15 minutes. Then she started walking away and back to the sidewalk heading north again to the Waffle House. I start my SUV and race down to the parking lot by the sidewalk of Waffle House. I make eye contact and wave at her so she finally took notice. She got in and off we go down SOBT for a couple miles to a bank parking lot. She was wearing blue shorts and a pink long sleeve blouse. She is somewhat a tall girl because I'm only 5'6. She just came out to walk, showered, hair was blonde wavy, smell great, no sign of candy, pretty like a stripper, but face on left side had some acne scars. Anyhow, I was the first John of the night. I said what happen with the Truckers, she said they were cheap so she bucked. Yes, she wanted. 50 but I agreed on. 35 for headache relief. I mainly a headache guy. BBBJ with Spit in less than 10 minutes. She stayed down there and keep at it until finished before letting it loose. Dropped her off at Speedway for another waiting customer (who I think called her on ride back, she was talking in Spanish). She has a nice smart phone but I didn't ask for digits. But she said that this is her usual territory. Would definitely repeat. As always, a Double BJ is best but a BJ is better than no BJ. Good Night.[/QUOTE]
Saw Bobbi at a bus stop near burger king on obt. With her famous hat. Pulled up and she walked up to my car near the bank. She came up smoking. Turn off for me but she has a nice rack. Ended up going home.
I was cruising north on Paradise Trail when I spot a fucking huge phat ass while girl with ass for day's, name is Tammy and I scooped her near Kaley. Tammy is a Very cool chick who looks to be in her thirties, her face definitely has very high mileage but that ass is banging! Took her to a nice secluded spot and bent her over and slammed it hard K9! Ass jigging and bouncing all over the place. Very reasonable rate and I will definitely see this chick again. I noticed a lot of new talent out in that area between Michigan and Kaley. Good times on Paradise Trail.
To start I'm also going to drop this in backpage reviews cause I believe it applies there to. So I texted Bella to see if she was available and some girl named zoe answers says Bella uses her phone to text friends. Long story short in a round about way I find out it's her "management" he said she was having a "good conversation yesterday and is still having it. " Can someone please fill me in on what this means? I could never set up an apt as he said he had other girls and would get back to me.
LATINAS.
1 . Alexis. The Queen, BBCIP, PSE.
2 . Cindy. BBPullout, PSE.
3. The Saint. PSE, BBCIM, personally no drama, Signature move all naked.
4 . Nane. PSE, BBCIM, Signature move tickling the balls.
5 . Maria. PSE, BBCIM, consistently good.
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3092499]LATINAS.
1 . Alexis. The Queen, BBCIP, PSE.
2 . Cindy. BBPullout, PSE.
3. The Saint. PSE, BBCIM, personally no drama, Signature move all naked.
4 . Nane. PSE, BBCIM, Signature move tickling the balls.
5 . Maria. PSE, BBCIM, consistently good.[/QUOTE]Bro, I think Maria needs to be bumped up a couple of notches! LOL!
C5.
PAWGS ALL BBFS!!
1 . Chantel. GFE.
2 . Tiger. GFE.
3 . Autumn. PSE.
4 . Lindsey. GFE.
5 . Ashalay. PSE.
Trail Hunter.
I've been on a pussy rage for a week. Banged two girls east of Orlando today, one of them twice. On my way home I had to do a Paradise Trail run. Slim pickings today about 4 pm. I had limited time to pick a girl, so once I ran through the whole trail I picked up this girl wearing a yellow top and shorts around the mall area. Didn't catch name. Big boobs and ass, a little thick in the waist. She was uncomfortable from the heat and glad I picked her up. Kind of an intriguing girl. Nevertheless I was somewhat in a hurry. So we parked. Got my dick sucked, it was good, not Gigi amazing (still jerking off to the thought of her). Gave 30. Dropped her and left OTown. What a great fucking place! Went back to work. Then I banged a new utr in my area, then I just got done banging my personal utr I converted! Man I'm on a rage!
[QUOTE=Chris5;3080846]I spent most of my day today out on Paradise Trail scouting out some new talent. Me being the perverted cheap bastard that I am, really had nothing else better to do with my life today! LOL! Early afternoon I spot a huge booty PAWG in the old quadrant right by the 7 eleven. Never saw this chick before, WSW about 5 ft 4 with pale skin and dirty blonde hair with a BIG and I mean BIG round FAT booty! Wearing some tight badge shorts with nothing but a big pale white ass hanging out of them. I simply had to have this chick right fucking now! Traffic was fucking horrible as ALWAYS so against my better judgement, I made the most craziest and most illegal you turns that ANY of you guy's have ever seen, I actually pulled my car over on the fucking trail and picked her up right off the street near that bus stop by 7 Eleven. I am ALWAYS a cautious monger but today I just said fuck it, you degenerates were circling her like a steak dinner! Sorry to the 3 car's I cut off by the way. LOL! Name is Bree and just my luck she is straight out of the all woman's prison down south. Bree is one sexy white girl, has that prison weight on her that all went to her ass and hips. Her boyfriend sent her out to work Paradise to make some money so they could pay for the room today. What a charming and decent boyfriend to do such a noble thing! LOL! Bree was in a rush due to her having to pay the room asap and I took full advantage of her situation!! Told her I can help her with 30 buck's and that I wanted a quick fuck in my car. She's goes that's perfect but we have to be quick. Fine by me and we head off to my favorite safe spot. Bree goes please tell me you have a condom, I say nope, I'm all out, she then says ok you look nice clean and handsome and please don't cum in me because I do have a boyfriend (the same boyfriend that sent her out to sell her pussy for room cash) LOL! Took her a minute to peel those shorts off of her but when they came off, Jack pot!! Ass GALORE!! Got a good BBBJ and BBFS that was amazing! At least it was to me. LOL! I nutted so hard inside this CHICKS pussy I almost passed out. So if the boyfriend is reading this I say thank you! Bree is a great fuck and has an Obama phone, I told her I would send my guy's her way. Senior members can PM for digits. If you like pale Phat ASS White girl's, Bree is for you.[/QUOTE]Yoooo I need those digits. I haven't been on the trail for a while but I'm back and that's a perfect way to start.
Going to be in town on business the first week of Oct and was wondering if there was anything worthwhile near Maitland and I4. Will be staying near there and to head down to the prime spot on obt would be too far for my driving leeway. Any advice would be appreciated. -Scotch.
If anyone has Bree or Tammy or any other pawgs digits inbox me please. I been gone for a while saving up money for a new place but I miss the hunt.
Had my first bad experience with alexis, called her up and set a time up. Went to her place and opted for FS. Started off with a good BBBJ, as always, then got her in bed and started fuckin her and that when the smell hit me. Total turn off, her hair smell of shampoo but I guess that's all she cleaned. Couldn't take it anymore so told her to finish me off BBBJCIM, which was really good, dt is awesome but what a shame about the FS. She really sweet girl but tonight she didn't talk or anything. I guess it was a bad day for her. Shit and me too. Happy hunting.
So I hit the Trail around 10:30 PM. Pulled into the Waffle house parking near SAM's Club at about midnight. Saw 2 ladies walking together with bags of stuff (from somewhere). I pulled up and asked where you ladies are going. One of the ladies was an old hag but I politely told her that I was interested in your friend. So she hopped in and off we go to a dark apartment complex parking lot. She was not petite, a little chubby, but pretty and young white chic with dark brown brunette hair. She was wearing blue jean shorts and a tight t-shirt but she had big hooters. Anyway, she said her name was Jessica and that she is well-reviewed here. There are a few Jessica so I wasn't sure who she was. Overall, only an okay BBBJ since no CIM. Cost was 40 rubies. No digits but she said that this is her usual hangout. Double BJ is best but a BJ is better than no BJ.
[QUOTE=LittleLou;3090713]They would never have cameras in a bank parking lot would they? You do know if you are on video committing a crime, like getting a BJ from a SW, you can be charged?[/QUOTE]Probably not the best spot. But No fear here, Standard protocol works anywhere. 1) Illegal limo tint. In bright daylight you can't even see how many fingers I am holding up. 2) Sunshade. Park with Front Window facing some structure like a wall and tall bushes and away from the view of the people inside the business.
[QUOTE=DoubleBJ;3094519]Probably not the best spot. But No fear here, Standard protocol works anywhere. 1) Illegal limo tint. In bright daylight you can't even see how many fingers I am holding up. 2) Sunshade. Park with Front Window facing some structure like a wall and tall bushes and away from the view of the people inside the business.[/QUOTE]License plate.
Ran into these two last night and they said they were getting a room together on Sandlake & Idrive. Skyee is supporting her new look with the blonde hair. If I had more time I would have done a double with them but unfortunately time would not allow. I do have Skyee's new digits for those interested.
Was cruising both the old and new quadrants this morning and spotted PAWG Bree in the new quadrant near Jordan. Bree has an ass you just can't pass up boy's! Scooped her up and took her to my private spot and tore that pussy of hers up for nearly 20 minutes! Still nice and tight! Bree is cool people but also a candy girl. I will keep repeating with this sexy big booty white chick.
[QUOTE=Enzo1983;3094415]Had my first bad experience with alexis, called her up and set a time up. Went to her place and opted for FS. Started off with a good BBBJ, as always, then got her in bed and started fuckin her and that when the smell hit me. Total turn off, her hair smell of shampoo but I guess that's all she cleaned. Couldn't take it anymore so told her to finish me off BBBJCIM, which was really good, dt is awesome but what a shame about the FS. She really sweet girl but tonight she didn't talk or anything. I guess it was a bad day for her. Shit and me too. Happy hunting.[/QUOTE]Unfortunately you are not the only one to experience bad hygiene with this chick. Many other mongers has also complained about the odor down below. I could give two fucks how good a chicks hair smells! Wash and douche that fucking stank pussy. LOL.