Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks; 1437540]Dude,

You're taking this shit way to seriously. Half of the posts here look like they are written by thirteen year old skateboarders. Cut them some slack, at least they are posting information. After all, you didn't need a Little Orphan Annie decoder ring to figure it out, did you? Lighten up man.

GTR[/QUOTE]I thought the intent here was to have some fun. As far as I'm concerned people can post away as long as there is some legit information or humor value in there somewhere. As always, I enjoy that more than the griping and there isn't so much posted every day that it takes all day to slog through it.

That being said, went to JHH last weekend, had wanted to try someplace new, have been looking at a couple, but didn't have the free time. Wasn't all that interested in the girl that answered the door so asked for the lineup. Looked at the three tired, dumpy looking girls and made the most of it and took Anna. She's definitely gone down hill lately. Was tired, had picked up weight since last time, and was mechanical & distant, looking off into space during the whole mediocre ordeal. Brightened up at the end after the service where they look for the extra tip. Experience has me reviewing the whole hobby thing. Maybe just comparing this experience against when Apple was in town, which was fabulous to say the least, was disappointing. Anna, Coco and some other girl I can't remember on tap. Someone take pity and let me know when some superstar comes to town to bring me out of my doldrums!

Houndog *sigh*

[QUOTE=Houndog1;1438313]I thought the intent here was to have some fun. As far as I'm concerned people can post away as long as there is some legit information or humor value in there somewhere. As always, I enjoy that more than the griping and there isn't so much posted every day that it takes all day to slog through it.[/QUOTE]What we need is a good old fashioned flame thread.

[QUOTE=Winefan; 1437912]I was wondering f anyone has tried this out yet.

From the website it looks very legit.

But then again they are open 24 hours Friday and Saturday[/QUOTE]They have a Facebook.

[url]http://www.facebook.com/pages/Seoul-Spa-USA/273910579297535[/url]

[QUOTE=Winefan; 1437912]I was wondering f anyone has tried this out yet.

From the website it looks very legit.

But then again they are open 24 hours Friday and Saturday[/QUOTE]This is a traditional Korean Spa. There are a few of them in Virginia. Most have divided facilities for men and women. It is nothing like an AMP that most of us are looking for.

Crazy DIck

New line-up in town. Ava and Rose are gone, Tiffany and Hannah are now there.

As far as I can tell, Coco has moved from VS to BS, and Jeannie has moved from BS to VS. I have seen both several times, and I do not have one bad thing to say. Coco is prettier, but Jeannie may be more enthusiastic. You can't go wrong with either.

Coco told me that some guys only tip twenty bucks. Seriously? Twenty bucks? This is for the limited service, but still. Thier massages alone are worth more than that, and for the service and attitude we get from these ladies they deserve more. Geez.

On a side note, that gas pump in the yard at BS is labled for leaded gas. How old must that be, fifty years?

Is tif or Hannah. Better then rose or ava, at ml. If so, a road trip is in order.

Tiffany is not at ml. Repeat, Tiffany is NOT at ml. Do not go to ml looking for Tiffany. Any reports of Tiffany at ml are mistaken. Don't go there. Ask for Hannah. Don't ask for Tiffany. Tiffany is mine, YES, mine mmmmmmm

Anna at JHH isn't as hyped up to be as reported in earlier posts. Disappointed but there are other providers to try. Also price went up from $70 / H from $60 / H. I guess they raised it due to the relocation?

Overall experience 5

Went to the westside of town because my first visit with Mimi was awesome. Went to check out the others ladies on Friday and needed a real good massage. So I arrive pay the house fee for a hour, the girl leaves on comes back said her name was Baby but I think she mde that up, but had on a nice silk dress covering up a slim sexy body but nice ass and A cups maybe B. She got into the action quick, no massage for me at all. She came out the dress so quick and laid back on the table as I kissed her body and then DATY which she loved by the way. She then proceeded with a CBJ which wasn't good. We then went to mish and she had a few real orgasms and then I had her on th edge of the table until I exploded, she was so wet and tight. This girl was so horny, I really think she was on E and some drugs. She wanted more DATY and wanted me to lick her asshole which I don't do, and wanted to be spanked hard, this girl fun. After the hr passed she called mamasan and said something in her language and came back for more fun still no massage, LOL. She also wanted me to give it to he in her ass but it was too tight but my finger was fine. After 1hr 45min I was ready to leave but as I'm getting dresses she is on the table playing with herself and then asked how long do we have to stay in here. 2hr or 1hr, I said I leaving now. This girl couldn't not read the clock and seemed so high, I thought mamasan would bail her out. Great time but do believe this girl was on E too be that loopy and horny but good for me. Has anyone had similar experience? She look to be early 20's. 5'4" slim build, great ass. Said she was leaving soon and give me digits but English not that good.

I had a few post under Smo Pig but my account won't work. Oh I tipped a $, she was happy.

[QUOTE=Smo Pig2; 1439189]Has anyone had similar experience?

I had a few post under Smo Pig but my account won't work.[/QUOTE]I think that there is a reason why your other account is not working.

BD

Had the chance of meeting Heather last night around 1am at the circle lots of le out took her to my spot face a good face fucking and she took it like a champ and swallow every drop.

[QUOTE=Butter Dog; 1439523]I think that there is a reason why your other account is not working.

BD[/QUOTE]When somethiing is too good to be true what is it?

Atleast he didn't bull shit in code. LOL

[QUOTE=Jimbob410;1439526]Had the chance of meeting Heather last night around 1am at the circle lots of le out took her to my spot face a good face fucking and she took it like a champ and swallow every drop.[/QUOTE]In case you didn't notice, this is the Massage Parlor Thread.

GTR

[QUOTE=LexLuke; 1439039]Anna at JHH isn't as hyped up to be as reported in earlier posts. Disappointed but there are other providers to try. Also price went up from $70 / H from $60 / H. I guess they raised it due to the relocation?

Overall experience 5[/QUOTE]The price has been. 7 for years for the hr. Could you be thinking of 1/2 hr. ?

GTR