Massage Parlor Reports

I reached out to KK today but she said she wasn't available but Lucy is. Is this the same Lucy referenced in this post?

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4394581]It's an external prostate massage. Apparently you can stimulate the prostate by exerting enough pressure on the taint, pubic bone, or even the abdomen. As I was reading, I saw some cheeky sexologist refer to it as a back door way to avoid the back door. And I thought my jokes were bad. The sexologist went on to state that this is a good tactic to implement on a brah who would feel uncomfortable with a woman trying to access his prostate through his angus. I hope Lucy didn't choose the external method out of fear that I would be uncomfortable. Little does she know, I couldn't count on all the hands of all the Asian cuties who've stuck a finger in my angus, how many Asian cuties have stuck their finger in my angus. Wait Wut?

Frankie.[/QUOTE]

Dreamt I returned to Blue Therapy as I enjoyed my first time there and the line for Chick-Fil-A was around the corner.

Greeted by a different girl this time around with a cute face slender body. During the table shower, she was very playful, especially while I was on my back.

I noticed she was wearing a sweater and I asked her if she wasn't hot with all that on? She pulled up the sweater the top she has underneath to show off the girls and it caught me by surprise.

Big ol thangs for such a small body. She put them away after a quick flash and giggled.

Returned to the room for the massage and as soon as I got face down, the top was off. No massaging just a sensual b2 b soft touch with reaching under my hood, kissing the balls, all over my cheeks and back.

At this point I could careless for a massage. She made her way to my hear and asked what I wanted. Never experienced such an open menu before but unfortunately, I didn't have the proper equipment and was short some cash. She worked with what she had and it was mind blowing. She made good use of her "teddies" and left me wanting more the next time around. Finished up and she told me how much to bring next time for the full experience.

Definitely will be back and will never bother with Spa Sung ever again.

Disregard fellas I read a couple older post and confirmed she is.

[QUOTE=GirthVaderVa;4409870]I reached out to KK today but she said she wasn't available but Lucy is. Is this the same Lucy referenced in this post?[/QUOTE]

Are they gone? I have not been there since June and I really need some attention now!

Any news? Any good alternatives?

WATTA Disaster!

[QUOTE=TitanOmega;4410303]Dreamt I returned to Blue Therapy as I enjoyed my first time there and the line for Chick-Fil-A was around the corner.

Greeted by a different girl this time around with a cute face slender body. During the table shower, she was very playful, especially while I was on my back.

I noticed she was wearing a sweater and I asked her if she wasn't hot with all that on? She pulled up the sweater the top she has underneath to show off the girls and it caught me by surprise.

Big ol thangs for such a small body. She put them away after a quick flash and giggled.

Returned to the room for the massage and as soon as I got face down, the top was off. No massaging just a sensual b2 b soft touch with reaching under my hood, kissing the balls, all over my cheeks and back.

At this point I could careless for a massage. She made her way to my hear and asked what I wanted. Never experienced such an open menu before but unfortunately, I didn't have the proper equipment and was short some cash. She worked with what she had and it was mind blowing. She made good use of her "teddies" and left me wanting more the next time around. Finished up and she told me how much to bring next time for the full experience.

Definitely will be back and will never bother with Spa Sung ever again.[/QUOTE]Titan, did you happen to get her name? Sounds fascinating.

[QUOTE=TitanOmega;4410303]Frankie will hear these words before he even unlocks his phone[/QUOTE]I was just thinking about the gross lack of South Korean representation on the Teddies Hall of Fame. I hope this woman will do her countrymen proud. What's the name brah?

Frankie.

[QUOTE=SnakeDaddy;4384068]Wendy short busty [/QUOTE]Let's be honest, we all knew I was going to go to Top Therapy after brah posted that. I also read another post saying that there was another lady there named Vicky who was described as "thick". Two different providers that set off my two Bat Signals? Yeah, this was an inevitability. I went Thursday and decided I would go the no appointment route and see what cards I was dealt.

Full disclosure, I usually only whip out my novice Korean skills with a Mama or a provider who I'm attracted to and want to cement a magnificent flip with. I arrived and drew a woman named either Nee Nee or Lee Lee. She is an at least 48 year old, regular build Korean lady with a short bob who has a soft frame, but no real curves to speak of. Her teddies are B's probably and her butt is flatter than an RC Cola that was left opened since the late 90's. She is a little cute. She greeted me kindly and led me to the room. No Korean lines needed.

I gave her the house fee and then I was given a thorough and playful table shower. She took me back to the room, asked my preferred strength level, I requested strong and she gives me a decent medium strength massage. She back walks me a bit and then drops down to clean me up and begin my ST. The ST portion was good. She then drops down, kisses me tenderly on my Angus and then rims a bit. I'm then flipped.

She asks how much I brought to tip. I tell her 6. I am lying. I have much more. She says "but I gave you a good shower, a great massage and I tongue punched your fart box. " (I'm paraphrasing) I smile and tell her "I know, that's why I'm giving you 6, because you did that and you're about to hopefully pull your teddies out. " She asks for a benji. I tell her that her teddies aren't that awesome. She asks for 8. I LOL'd. She drops her smile, grabs the oil, douses junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. I ask for the teddies again. She pretends she is Gallaudet alumna. This exaggerates my stamina and despite the fact that I am hard and she's giving me a pretty good Hugh, I'm not popping. I tell her that if I see teddies I'll probably pop faster. She refuses and decides that it'd be a better idea to encourage my pop by going to the bottom of the table, putting her face and mouth directly over top of junior and beckoning "pop in my face. " As I type this I realize she wasn't serious.

As I've mentioned here before, I'm currently on No Fap and no porn. The only time I pop is at AMPs and when my brahs and I meet club sloots with self esteem that's as deep as a rain puddle. If you haven't stockpiled your pops for 4-5+ days in a while, give it a go. Your pops will be soul numbing. Nee Nee has her face above junior, is tugging away and begging "pop in my face". After a few minutes I pop off in her face so hard you'd think she won a Nickelodeon Award. But the pop wasn't green, because I'm clean. (Bars!) Then the following conversation ensues with four days of stockpiled pop on her face.

Her: You didn't tell me you were about to pop.

Me: Mianhamnida. (I'm sorry in Korean).

Her: You speak Korean and you didn't tell me?

Me: Ne (yes in Korean).

Her: Is your mother Korean?

Me: Aniyo. (No in Korean).

She then grabs my table shower towel, cleans her face, cleans me, and then leaves the room so I can get dressed. I laugh to the point of tears and tip her 7 when she returned. She didn't whine about the tip. Not sure if she was cool with it because she chalked the pop blast up to an accident or what. All I know is that I LOL'd my ass off in the car and still what to add big, natty Korean teddies to the Hall of Fame.

Frankie.

I went and saw honey the other day. My experience was sublime. Initially I asked for the b2 b. The first 30 min were a st. Massage. It was very good she cracked my back in several places and showed a lot of aspiration for a quail it's massage. The b2 b came at the end and the finish was fantastic I will definitely return. The only thing tht was different but typical of these places was her picture was what appeared to be about 5 yrs ago. On a side note I went and saw dmalissa. She gave me a great treatment but was nowhere near the same woman in the picture. Feel free to pm me with any questions.

Hey all,

I searched the forum for Discreet Tempus and didn't really come up with any good reviews of results. I was wondering if anyone has seen any of the ladies on here? Their manager seems to be nice and very responsive, but there's no way the pictures are an accurate representation of their staff. Haha. Hoping I'll be able to strike gold and provide a good report, but hoping someone will chime in soon!

I've been to Bluegems, Eden and ST before and have enjoyed my time at all of them, but only Eden has weekend availability.

Any recommended AA providers in the area?

[QUOTE=SwFun4;4411299]Any recommended AA providers in the area?[/QUOTE][URL]https://dc.rubratings.com/121388[/URL]

She isn't the person in the picture. She is short and very stacked. I haven't seen her in a couple of years but I enjoyed the experience.

AA massage providers are kinda of rare in this area.

I was on Cityxguide when I saw an ad for a place that I thought was massage only. Given the site and the nature of the post, it appeared to offer more. When I got there, it turns out that it was a different place in the same complex. Since I was already there, I thought that I'd give it a shot. Was greeted by a middle-aged lady named CeCe who also turned out to be the masseuse. She was perhaps a 6 out of 10 looks wise but I thought that I'd take a chance. I knew going in that the pictures in the ad were fakes but sometimes you luck out. Because it was my first time, I opted for 30 minutes for. 4. No table shower was available. The massage was below average but she did allow some UTC roaming. The ending was standard NOVA. She wanted. 8 but settled for. 4. UTC was allowed but no clothing came off. I don't think that I'll repeat even though she did imply that more would be available the next time. The link is [URL]https://cityxguide.co/adult-jobs/new-girl-come-good-massage-17842600.[/URL].

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4410969]Let's be honest, we all knew I was going to go to Top Therapy after brah posted that. I also read another post saying that there was another lady there named Vicky who was described as "thick". Two different providers that set off my two Bat Signals? Yeah, this was an inevitability. I went Thursday and decided I would go the no appointment route and see what cards I was dealt.

Full disclosure, I usually only whip out my novice Korean skills with a Mama or a provider who I'm attracted to and want to cement a magnificent flip with. I arrived and drew a woman named either Nee Nee or Lee Lee. She is an at least 48 year old, regular build Korean lady with a short bob who has a soft frame, but no real curves to speak of. Her teddies are B's probably and her butt is flatter than an RC Cola that was left opened since the late 90's. She is a little cute. She greeted me kindly and led me to the room. No Korean lines needed.

I gave her the house fee and then I was given a thorough and playful table shower. She took me back to the room, asked my preferred strength level, I requested strong and she gives me a decent medium strength massage. She back walks me a bit and then drops down to clean me up and begin my ST. The ST portion was good. She then drops down, kisses me tenderly on my Angus and then rims a bit. I'm then flipped.

She asks how much I brought to tip. I tell her 6. I am lying. I have much more. She says "but I gave you a good shower, a great massage and I tongue punched your fart box. " (I'm paraphrasing) I smile and tell her "I know, that's why I'm giving you 6, because you did that and you're about to hopefully pull your teddies out. " She asks for a benji. I tell her that her teddies aren't that awesome. She asks for 8. I LOL'd. She drops her smile, grabs the oil, douses junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. I ask for the teddies again. She pretends she is Gallaudet alumna. This exaggerates my stamina and despite the fact that I am hard and she's giving me a pretty good Hugh, I'm not popping. I tell her that if I see teddies I'll probably pop faster. She refuses and decides that it'd be a better idea to encourage my pop by going to the bottom of the table, putting her face and mouth directly over top of junior and beckoning "pop in my face. " As I type this I realize she wasn't serious.

As I've mentioned here before, I'm currently on No Fap and no porn. The only time I pop is at AMPs and when my brahs and I meet club sloots with self esteem that's as deep as a rain puddle. If you haven't stockpiled your pops for 4-5+ days in a while, give it a go. Your pops will be soul numbing. Nee Nee has her face above junior, is tugging away and begging "pop in my face". After a few minutes I pop off in her face so hard you'd think she won a Nickelodeon Award. But the pop wasn't green, because I'm clean. (Bars!) Then the following conversation ensues with four days of stockpiled pop on her face.

Her: You didn't tell me you were about to pop.

Me: Mianhamnida. (I'm sorry in Korean).

Her: You speak Korean and you didn't tell me?

Me: Ne (yes in Korean).

Her: Is your mother Korean?

Me: Aniyo. (No in Korean).

She then grabs my table shower towel, cleans her face, cleans me, and then leaves the room so I can get dressed. I laugh to the point of tears and tip her 7 when she returned. She didn't whine about the tip. Not sure if she was cool with it because she chalked the pop blast up to an accident or what. All I know is that I LOL'd my ass off in the car and still what to add big, natty Korean teddies to the Hall of Fame.

Frankie.[/QUOTE]Good review Frankie thorough and helpful.

Anneoyonghakasayo.

[QUOTE=TitanOmega;4410303]Dreamt I returned to Blue Therapy as I enjoyed my first time there and the line for Chick-Fil-A was around the corner.

Greeted by a different girl this time around with a cute face slender body. During the table shower, she was very playful, especially while I was on my back.

I noticed she was wearing a sweater and I asked her if she wasn't hot with all that on? She pulled up the sweater the top she has underneath to show off the girls and it caught me by surprise.

Big ol thangs for such a small body. She put them away after a quick flash and giggled.

Returned to the room for the massage and as soon as I got face down, the top was off. No massaging just a sensual b2 b soft touch with reaching under my hood, kissing the balls, all over my cheeks and back.

At this point I could careless for a massage. She made her way to my hear and asked what I wanted. Never experienced such an open menu before but unfortunately, I didn't have the proper equipment and was short some cash. She worked with what she had and it was mind blowing. She made good use of her "teddies" and left me wanting more the next time around. Finished up and she told me how much to bring next time for the full experience.

Definitely will be back and will never bother with Spa Sung ever again.[/QUOTE]I visited today. Unfortunately, I drew the YMMV card and did not get the provider you got. There were 2 there today, neither had large sweater puppies. The one I got was slim, with a grabable ass, not big, not flat and smallish Bs up top. Maybe it's because it was my first time there, I did get the full massage with lotion and all that shit. Decent ST, got jr fairly hard. However, I was offered the full menu, but at 160 and no budging, I was like nah, just take care of jr (also offered CBJ for 120, which I also passed on). She did allow full roaming, wasn't too much into FIV, but after a couple of touches, she allowed it fully. Good grip on jr and got me to pop, hitting her smallish Bs, a little laugh and then cleaned up. Maybe I'll return to try my luck and hopefully find this other provider.

[QUOTE=Soco21;4411097]I went and saw honey the other day. My experience was sublime. Initially I asked for the b2 b. The first 30 min were a st. Massage. It was very good she cracked my back in several places and showed a lot of aspiration for a quail it's massage. The b2 b came at the end and the finish was fantastic I will definitely return. The only thing tht was different but typical of these places was her picture was what appeared to be about 5 yrs ago. On a side note I went and saw dmalissa. She gave me a great treatment but was nowhere near the same woman in the picture. Feel free to pm me with any questions.[/QUOTE]DMelissa I'm familiar with, but Honey is a much more common provider name so a link would be helpful.

Why does bedpage only have a few ads for body rubs? Felt like there were more previously. Any other sites you would suggest?

Hi I don't see many advertisements on bedpage for body rub. Did sometching happen and is there a btr site?

[QUOTE=Creeping;4403533]Link and or contact info for Sasha? Thanks![/QUOTE]Let me know if you find sasha. Thanks.

Hi all,

I have been away (no mongering where I was) and am happy to be back in the mix. I saw this ad today on bedpage forvThai Tammy.

I have not seen her before. The photo shows her in NY times square. So many she is one of the many traveling providers.

If anyone has any info I would appreciate it. Feel free to PM me.

Thanks.

Ulrik.

[QUOTE=JohnStanton580;4411997]Hi I don't see many advertisements on bedpage for body rub. Did sometching happen and is there a btr site?[/QUOTE]Are you looking DC or NoVa? Are you looking body rub or massage? There's tons of listings under NoVa massage.

[QUOTE=BoMcC;4412382]Are you looking DC or NoVa? Are you looking body rub or massage? There's tons of listings under NoVa massage.[/QUOTE]Would you mind sharing a link in here or PM? When I click nova I see one listing for today and 2 for yesterday for example. Thanks!

[QUOTE=Ulrik;4412358]Hi all,

I have been away (no mongering where I was) and am happy to be back in the mix. I saw this ad today on bedpage forvThai Tammy.

I have not seen her before. The photo shows her in NY times square. So many she is one of the many traveling providers.

If anyone has any info I would appreciate it. Feel free to PM me.

Thanks.

Ulrik.[/QUOTE]I haven't had a session with her, but when I went to see Apple, she was walking across the parking lot. She's prettier than the pics in her ad. She also had on some yoga pants and that ass looks real nice brah. She is definitely on the To Do List for me.

Frankie.

[QUOTE=JohnStanton580;4412408]Would you mind sharing a link in here or PM? When I click nova I see one listing for today and 2 for yesterday for example. Thanks![/QUOTE]All that shit got moved brah. Same thing happened to me. All the honies are under "Therapeutic Massage" now.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/[/URL]

They're permanently closed. I don't have the deets.

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;4403198]One more thing: I happened to drive by 1057 W Broad st and noticed the massage sign was missing from the second story window where it had been for a couple of years. Anybody know the story? I checked out the NewsPress and didn't find anything since the armed robbery in June. I suspect that was the beginning of the end.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JohnStanton580;4412408]Would you mind sharing a link in here or PM? When I click nova I see one listing for today and 2 for yesterday for example. Thanks![/QUOTE]Just google nova bedpage massage.

HONEY.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-va-usa/9018216.html[/URL]

Thanks all!

[QUOTE=Soco21;4412765]HONEY.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/mclean-va-usa/9018216.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm guessing Honey is the a "friend" of Lucy (in the black top and pic is real).

Yes black is real the red dress is old and before kids.

Hmm the one in the black looks like Lucy. Assume that's what you mean? Just curious--is honey more attractive than Lucy?

[QUOTE=JohnStanton580;4412891]Hmm the one in the black looks like Lucy. Assume that's what you mean? Just curious--is honey more attractive than Lucy?[/QUOTE]Both of those pics are Lucy. Honey and Thai Tina are the same chicks. There are pics in her solo ads.

[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/fairfax-va-usa/9040536.html[/URL]

While perusing BP for additions to the HOF, I found Minnie. The pics (which I found are legit) advertised plump Thai teddies so I of course send the text, get my appointment and show up. Minnie is a medium build, attractive Thai girl. Her teddies look even plumper in person than they do in her pics and she has a plump ass too. The HOF addition looks promising. Her English is very good, she gives a good massage and her ST game was on point. Now let's get to the impoverished portion of this report.

Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. " I tell her if she whips out the teddies I'll give her a 5 but no more. She says she only whips out her teddies for a benji. I say "That's not happening baby. " She says "well I'll finish you for the 4. " as she never stopped the tugger. She then says "but for 150 I'll get angus naked and you can suck my teddies. " I say "For that much I should be able to eat lobster tail and truffles off of your teddies. " That joke didn't kill either. I decide that at this point in the sesh, I'm checked out, so I think let's try and go big air on the lunacy here. I say "Well baby, I brought a nice chunk of cash with me for this. If your extras are so high I might as well get everything. How much?" I hope you brahs are sitting down. She says "500. " I legit belly laugh. She asks "What's so funny?" I tell her that her cost of extras are. She says "well you've got a little more than 10 minutes left, let me finish your tugger. " I told her that was unnecessary, gave her a Jackson and left. As I was getting dressed she said "maybe next time you can get a body to body and I'll be naked. " I said "Oh okay. " but she's got a better chance of finding Bigfoot in the woods behind her apartment complex than seeing me again.

She said she's in town for another week. I'd swipe left on this one brahs unless you're into CFNM. Teds and tugs for 200+ isn't my idea of a good time.

Frankie.

[QUOTE=Barkeater;4409633]I paid. 8 for std NOVA and the lady was none too happy about it. As our very detailed FD has said, they are more interested in FS for 1. 6 as far as I can tell. May be worth it, but I am generally only looking for NOVA when in NOVA if you know what I mean. .[/QUOTE]So I took a visit there tonight and ditto. 1. 6 with house fee and Kitty gave the full menu. Recommend a visit if you're hungry for Thai.

Thank you for the ad with the pic of Thai Tina! Have you seen a real picture of mint by chance?

[QUOTE=JohnStanton580;4413627]Thank you for the ad with the pic of Thai Tina! Have you seen a real picture of mint by chance?[/QUOTE]I (and many brahs here) have seen Mint in person a bunch of times. Mint is fine as hell. If you've seen her ad, that picture is fake, but it's pretty damn close. I honestly think Mint is a lot prettier than the chick in the fake pic. He body is killer and although her teddies aren't HOF big, they're magnificent. If a brah sees Mint and thinks she isn't hot, there's something wrong with him not Mint.

Frankie.

I saw Gigi in a hotel on Eisenhower Ave in Alexandria a couple years ago.

The woman I saw was AA definitely plump and stacked.

I went for the prostate play. She was weird into a foot scrub thing. I redirected her to the prostate. She was pretty into it and I think pretty skilled. No massage to speak of however.

I can't remember how much it was. She moves around and comes and goes. And I didn't care for her vibe so I haven't seen her since.

L.

[QUOTE=Idk85;4411356][URL]https://dc.rubratings.com/121388[/URL]

She isn't the person in the picture. She is short and very stacked. I haven't seen her in a couple of years but I enjoyed the experience.

AA massage providers are kinda of rare in this area.[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure most of the girls there are actually Korean.

[QUOTE=Maggellen5;4413456]So I took a visit there tonight and ditto. 1. 6 with house fee and Kitty gave the full menu. Recommend a visit if you're hungry for Thai.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Rjay1;4406237]Since I was in Nova I checked some of the previous post on where to go for a decent massage. Opted for Yams and thought I would share my experience. First I arrived around 5:45 and other mongers were occupying all the tables and was ask to come back in 30. I was promised a really good massage by June which I did not know her name at the time. I believe there were only two masseuse working. . 8 for the house. June ask if I wanted a table shower which I replied yes. It was very frisky and plenty of roaming took place. At this time I knew I was in for a great time. I explained to her I liked it hard and she definitely complied. Before the flip she ask if I wanted lotion and I replied it would be fine. Smelled like baby lotion so for those mongers headed home you may want to pass on the lotion it. She applied it very liberally from my neck to my feet. She paid close attention to my a hole and taint with one hand and had me lifted up stroking with the other. Felt so amazing I almost prematurely ended the dream at that point. This went on for about 5 minutes. On the flip she lubed up and start taking care of business with both hands. I ask her to get on top of me for a better angle with the two hand stroke which she did. She was worried I was going to soil her skirt so she took it off. She has a nice ass especially in a thong. She got back on top and started again. I ask her if I could kiss her nice round ass and she scooted back for me to do so. I am into facesitting and smothering so I pulled her back to the point she was sitting on my face smothering me. She smelled clean and fresh. The dream ended as expected and I will definitely return. I believe there may be more on the menu. I tipped her. 6 before leaving. She is a solid 8 on looks. I would say 8 to 9 body. Ass would get a definite 10. Her English is pretty good though she did say some things in English that was clear but did not make sense. Like I previously mentioned I would definitely return and I rate this experience as one of the top massages I have ever experienced. Only Massage to possibly exceed this one was a massage I received in Macon, GA that ended in FS.[/QUOTE]Can confirm, I didn't ask for any ass play but ass play was provided. To that, the table shower and massage itself was of an exceptional quality. If we are judging looks by AMP standards then sure, she was an "8", but nothing to get too excited about. There is another provider Sunny, but she was busy so we were not introduced.

Will return for both HE and non-HE visits, and don't expect any FS. . 8 to house, never negotiated on flip so left another. 8 but would have tipped. 2 for just the massage.

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4413289]While perusing BP for additions to the HOF, I found Minnie. The pics (which I found are legit) advertised plump Thai teddies so I of course send the text, get my appointment and show up. Minnie is a medium build, attractive Thai girl. Her teddies look even plumper in person than they do in her pics and she has a plump ass too. The HOF addition looks promising. Her English is very good, she gives a good massage and her ST game was on point. Now let's get to the impoverished portion of this report.

Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. " I tell her if she whips out the teddies I'll give her a 5 but no more. She says she only whips out her teddies for a benji. I say "That's not happening baby. " She says "well I'll finish you for the 4. " as she never stopped the tugger. She then says "but for 150 I'll get angus naked and you can suck my teddies. " I say "For that much I should be able to eat lobster tail and truffles off of your teddies. " That joke didn't kill either. I decide that at this point in the sesh, I'm checked out, so I think let's try and go big air on the lunacy here. I say "Well baby, I brought a nice chunk of cash with me for this. If your extras are so high I might as well get everything. How much?" I hope you brahs are sitting down. She says "500. " I legit belly laugh. She asks "What's so funny?" I tell her that her cost of extras are. She says "well you've got a little more than 10 minutes left, let me finish your tugger. " I told her that was unnecessary, gave her a Jackson and left. As I was getting dressed she said "maybe next time you can get a body to body and I'll be naked. " I said "Oh okay. " but she's got a better chance of finding Bigfoot in the woods behind her apartment complex than seeing me again.

She said she's in town for another week. I'd swipe left on this one brahs unless you're into CFNM. Teds and tugs for 200+ isn't my idea of a good time.

Frankie.[/QUOTE]It's very hard to listen to big brain in these moments but I compliment you on the willpower to turn and walk. At 500 you are well on your way to starring in your own porn shoot and that would be a much better investment. GPS is too strong in this one and the way to bring her back down to earth is to dip and hopefully wise mongers will follow your example so that when she's dusting off the cobwebs on her massage table she'll get the point.

[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4413289]

Upon the flip Minnie grabs junior and starts the Hugh Jackman. A few tugs in and she asks if I'm going to tip her for this. I tell her that 4 Lin Manuel Miranda's have her name all over them. She says she wants 8 of them. I chuckle. I then ask with a smile "Are you going to tug me with a handful of caviar?" She says "No I charge 8 for a tugger. "

Frankie.[/QUOTE]Man! Frankie TOFTT and even offered a generous tip, but no joy. Whoever Minnie's trainer was neglected to inform her that Standard NOVA is included in the $. 20 price of admission. She has a serious case of GPS!

Thank you, Frankie, for your service and sacrifice. Scratch another Thai Indy from my To Do list.

Be kind, but be firm, like Frankie.

- Vaughn (Rapidly becoming a Frankie D Fan Boy) Vaughn.