Question about the "Normal Nanny"
Hello all,
I see this add from time to time in Craigslist under the theraputic section entitled "Normal Nanny for Upscale Gentlemen (Outcalls Only)" and I was wondering if anyone had partaken of her services and If so, were they worth the price ($.65)?
Thanks,
Moogaar1
Strange Kitty In Watertown #0843
Once upon a time this week I found myself sitting in a Waltham parking lot looking for a non-AMP, called #0843, got a call back from [I thought] "Katy" (but no business name), and found that she was right over in Watertown Square. So down to the other end of Rt. 20 I went.
"Katy" was not bad looking IMHO but not the advertized beauty. I now see that someone else referred to her as an Amazon, so taste does vary. I received a halfway decent back massage with zero tease. During casual chit chat we reconfirmed each others names from over the phone. On the flip "Katy" immediately asked if there was any place special I wanted massaged. I pointed to the back of my legs and she said "really, where do you want me to massage". I told her where, she said ok and how much. Then she tackily starts with "and I offer [no top/no bottom/ etc.], and that will be [the amount]". She collected the money for extras piece-by-piece each time I said yes to an item on her menu. It was close to her Bday so overall I went for the nude HE.
She went into her little superman-booth closet and came out nude with these oversized rubber gloves on both hands, and a lot of oily stuff. Not a good sign. It looked like she was preparing to slaughter an animal or perform major surgery. I had been mostly face down until then, so had not observed her much.
I'll only list some of the negatives that were not standard fare (because there wasn't much good). Most annoying, immediately, she had this involuntary head/face/body twitch happening. Kind of like a spastic turrets jerking (not dissing the disability, just providing a vivid visual), which made it difficult to get it up. She remembered she forgot to turn on any music, turned it on, and it was Asian music. Even though I inquired, she never answered the not-so-tough question about whether her boobs were real (they were pointy and placed way too low on her chest). She proceeded to kind of jump up-and-down with her whole body, like in a mosh pit, in rythm with her hand going up-and-down while she's doing the HE. Then, after short periods of time, she alternatingly wrenched and rolled her shoulders and switched hands many times, like they were tired and kinked (I was the first customer of the day, so she should not have been worn out). She "told" me she would "allow" me to touch her back if I wanted, so, I went to grab her butt and swiftly found out that she had said and meant B-A-C-K! What the heck do I want to touch someone's back for. She had a weird stare, continually blinked her eyes, looked away most of the time, ongoingly moved her mouth in circles, mumbled to herself, allowed no touching mostly through body language and keeping arms length away, and kept changing hands. Oh, she talked to me like I was a little baby too. Weird. It was all a turnoff to observe and listen to. Then, when she could not get me off (not my fault), she asked how I would like it done, and took MY hand to do it. No way, I said and I nicely noted that it was her job, pre-paid. I provided constructive instructions to her about longer/firmer stokes and a better method. Eventually I closed my eyes and blocked out seeing and listening to her so she would not distract me anymore, she latched on with both hands, and the deed got done. She came out with a dry papertowel and asks if I wanted a warm towel. Yes I replied, so she wet the dry papertowel and handed it to me to do the cleanup. All of that added insult to injury many times over; the wounds were deep. She used to be a stripper and offered to do table dances for me next time.
The kicker was that, on my way out, elapsed time seventy minutes, she handed me a card which read "Kitty" (not "Katy") at Z** Massage. In retrospect, I had 'Kitty' from West of Boston on my DoNotCall List (she has moved towns and phone numbers around, and advertizes intermittently). There are a couple of short 7/19 negative "Kitty" posts in this forum. In the future I will try to perform my due diligence and update my DNC List more thoroughly. If you search for Kitty, you end up with search results which are mostly for the other type of kitty.
This sad, but laughable, saga ends with: I could not get to the Pike fast enough. I will never, ever return to Kitty (ratings, all around = Zero; damage was house fee $.8 + extras), so the table dances are out of the question. If you enjoy a weird encounter, she is your kind of girl.
I am going to stick with the generally more reliable AMPs for awhile, as I should have just gone up the street to WW, because another experience like that might turn me into a non-mongerer.
Looking for Linda from Unique
She left a while ago. While not a looker, it was quite a value. Any leads?
Thanks