Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]And in regards to the sudden, and conspicuous, reports all agreeing that they prefer asians in their 50's to asian ladies in their 20's. Old women have to put more effort into what they do and into their personalities because they are not much to look at. Remember that. These 20 year olds will be doing the same thing once their looks head south. All men would prefer a young woman with a tight body over an old woman with breasts to her knees and a face with more wrinkles in it than my scrotum.[/QUOTE]

"All men"? I don't know about that as the posts here have proven you wrong.

Just last night I went looking for one of my "old" providers. Yes she has some wrinkles in her clevage and on her lips. But see I needed some
one to have a good time with. Someone that could take and take care of the Bone. She wasn't there so I went with another girl that I knew. Now she's 25 and a sweetheart for sure. Tiny tight body with littl girl breasts.

Oh yeah she was good. Couldn't be second string and not be good. But what took a few adjustments to put her in a good position my older girl would have had instantly. She didn't work harder. For my older gal it was all natural.

In the end it doesn't matter and honestly I need you to continue to only look for the young ones. That way the older more experienced girls are free for me.

Oh and my older girl? Well the young one told me that she's gone. Retired. I wish I knew as I would have liked to have taken her for one more ride.

I have no preference to what age although I must admit the older one's have reasonable rates and they seem to give good service and they enjoy what they do whereas the younger ones upsell you and rush or aren't into it. I like MILF's as long as they're cute and have a decent/curvy body. Younger ones, you might find a couple of cute little spinners that enjoy what they do and have reasonable rates but for the most part they upsell especially the Latina's. For my money though I always go to KM it's a can't miss each time, however I haven't been to Lisunia's for a long time now and I've been craving Lisunia's for awhile now thanks to a senior members last experience. The economy though has prevented me from going. By the way has anyone had a nude massage or FS at KM?

[QUOTE=Brandonkelly]Anybody know how many guys the girls in the apartments might see in one day?

Wonder if it is a better idea to go early?[/QUOTE]They are stuck on the curcuit until they earn $60, 000 for their "sponsors". So that means they ain't getting their "freedom" until they have 375 appointments under their belts.

With that in mind I would expect them to service at least 5 guys a day. But it hardly makes a difference. It is not like they get up in the morning and shower for their work day. They sleep until the cell phone starts ringing.

Is there any place like this in the city??


Originally Posted by SpaSearch
I may catch some grief for posting this on the Chicago board, but until today, I had no freaking idea of what goes on at the Executive Relaxation Station in Belvidere. Unbelievable!!! And apparently this place has been open for 30 years. Here are the details...

> I show up and pay the $95 door fee.

> Get my pick from among 5 girls. I pick the 27 year old with the 38 DDs in a hot red short dress.

> She shows me to the room, which has a stand up shower attached to it. She tells me to take a shower and that she would be back in a couple minutes.

> When she comes back into the room, she is wearing a bathrobe with a bikini underneath. I think wow! This is going to be fun - I about to get a massage from this hot chick while she is wearing a bikini .

> Then she says to wrap the towel around me and follow her out of the room to the Jacuzzi room. I gladly follow her.

> When we get to the Jacuzzi room, she removes her robe and is now standing there just this tiny little bikini that shows her hot little body nicely. Then she asks me if I'm comfortable. I drop the towel and say that I am now. She proceeds to say that she is not comfortable, and turns her back to me. I ask if she would be more comfortable if I took off her top. She says yes, so I until her top, exposing her nice jugs. I then slide her bottom down to her ankles.

> Now we are both standing next to the Jacuzzi, completely naked, and I'm sporting a raging hard on. We get into the tub together and she caresses my boner while I play with her tits. It was like what you might see on a Girls Gone Wild video or something. At this point, I've already got my $95 worth, but wait...there's more to come!

> After about 10 minutes of fondling in the tub, she leads me back to the room where I take another shower, then get onto the table.

> She removes her robe and is completely naked again. She massages my back and legs for about 15 or 20 minutes. She makes sure to come into a lot of contact with Mr. Happy.

> Now it's time for the flip - nope! It's time for me to get off the table and for her to get on the table. So there I am playing massage therapist while my dick is poking her arms, side, legs, etc... That was so great! Then I ask if she'd like to turn over, and she says yes, and does so. I spend another 10 minutes or so massaging her front, while she is caressing my hard on every time it's in reach of her hand. A reverse massage has always been a fantasy of mine - and it lived up to my expectations!!!

> Then she says it's time for her to massage my front. At one point, she oils up her bobbies and gives me some Russian action. I almost popped during that. Then she worked a few other techniques with her hands while she was on and off the table. When I popped, it hit my chin.

> I gave her a $25 tip for a total of $120 ($95 at the door and $25 tip). I probably should have given her more, but that's all I had on me.

Anyway, this was the best massage I've ever had, and I would guess this will be my last post on the Chicago board because from now on I'm heading west on I-90, not east!

Today I went to tropical. I had a feeling for some Latinas so I decided to go. I got a girl who shall remain nameless. She is short, young, and tight. Great legs and ass. Paid. 1 for a nude HE. She enjoyed her time as much as I did. The only thing that was bad about it was, well there were two things. One, the shower room is out of commission because they just laid new tile. And second, the sidewalk in front of Tropical has a lot of construction going on. They were working on the rooftops on the buildings next Tropical. I really don't like going into LMP's or AMP's when you have those construction workers right there. But like many before me, they were no deterrent.

[QUOTE=Coolouforever]Is there any place like this in the city??

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You could go to Relax on Archer, asian 1/2 hour massage w/table shower .55, .4 tip for HS isn't too bad.

ok ...so I decided to finally give this "neighborhood" place a try. Was totally disappointed(understatement). Will not mention girls name because she was nice and actually tried to give a good massage, but there is a hygene/possible STD problem here.

ok...so walked in..girl at the desk was cute Latina, really ethnic features, but was attractive and seemed to have nice knockers. Asked who was available and she asked me if I had a preference. I looked over at the couch by the window and there was an attractive girl that looked like she had a really bad flu and another one that looked like she was on her death bed as she was sleeping and under some covers and I could hear her coughing up a storm. So the one on desk seemed the healthier of the three. I said you're ok...

Ok - so first off.. table shower. This girl really tries hard to give good customer service. Good conversation...I'm thinking I'm in for a treat. Boy was I disappointed....table shower was good. Massage was good, but barely any/no teasing. On the flip, I negotiate 80 for nude HE. man did I overpay...first off she tried standing like 20 feet away from Johnson like my cock was gonna bite her in face(I'm an attractive guy)... and she just like stood there and looked me dead in the face while she was stroking mr. J ...no emotion no nothing.....she actually began to drag foreskin too far back and it was starting to hurt...told her to stop...as it was painful....

ok....so if the pain wasnt bad enough...This is where it gets interesting. First off - she is unexperienced (2 months at this) and gave the most mechanical HJ ever she literally stood there like statue and rubbed up and down and looked me in eyes...what a lazy HJ......

I reached around to grab some arse and found my hand holding what felt like some tiolet paper....aggghhhhhhhh...I was about to puke...ok...so I'm thinking...get this shit over with...see more toilet paper bits up front.....aaagaggggghhhhhhhh,,,,let met bust a nut and thats it....not so lucky....i took over and couldnt get it up

then SHE feels some shit come out of her...like a little gushing feeling (as she explained)...and takes the towe i was usingl and wipes her cooch...its reddiish...agggggghhhh.....i could not tell if she was wiping her menstruatation or as she said she got "wet" as she said i got her wet...bullsht.......aaaggghhhh


at this point - boner is non existent...turned to vagina...

she starts wiping her vagina with towel and saids she probably shouldnt be doing that in front of me (no shit)....at this point.....my cock went waaaayyy down....no more chance of boner.....aggghhh....toilet paper bits were bad enough.....I even tried to rub one off myself, but was soooo disgusted.....then she grabs my cock with hand she rbbed herself with...aggghhhhh....

gotta get check out.....nasty....what the fuuukkkk...toilet paper...disgusting



WILL NEVER RETURN HERE !!!!!!

The only ass I see here is you, chachi. You keep fucking your 20 year old girls who lay there and make fake moaning sounds while they check the clock every 5 minutes and I'll keep boning the 40 year olds who know what theyre doing and fuck like wildcats. Youre one of those fools who gets off on the IDEA of himself fucking young chicks instead of the actual sexual act itself. I feel sorry for you man, youre missing out on a lot. Why dont you just get yourself a Realdoll and save money over the long run? It's just as good.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]If you prefer old and wrinkled woman to young and tight ones then that's on you and goes against conventional wisdom. Most men want young, good looking women. And if you argue that point, like that rube below, you're just being an ass.

Today I went to tropical. I had a feeling for some Latinas so I decided to go. I got a girl who shall remain nameless. She is short, young, and tight. Great legs and ass. Paid. 1 for a nude HE. She enjoyed her time as much as I did. The only thing that was bad about it was, well there were two things. One, the shower room is out of commission because they just laid new tile. And second, the sidewalk in front of Tropical has a lot of construction going on. They were working on the rooftops on the buildings next Tropical. I really don't like going into LMP's or AMP's when you have those construction workers right there. But like many before me, they were no deterrent.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]...And if you argue that point, like that rube below, you're just being an ass...[/QUOTE]
No need to get personal, Donny. Sure, most of us would prefer the younger ones if the service was the same as the more seasoned ones. That's not what's being discussed. What IS being discussed is that many of us, including me, have found that the more seasoned ones tend to give better service making it a more enjoyable experience. If I'm going to spend my hard-earned $$$, I want my session to be enjoyable. If you prefer the younger ones, that's fine. But don't disrespect those who might have different preferences.

Hopefully, this will be the end of this discussion so we can get back to what this board is all about.

Went to a new spa on Orland Park and noticed they have cameras throughout the place, excert in the shower room. The walls in the private rooms don't go up to the ceiling so their is little privacy. Is this legal?

So I stopped at a non AMP joint on the north side and asked to meet the therapists. Three were working; one of 'em looked like a dude. Be careful out there.

Anyhow, got situated with my masseuse and had a relatively pleasant time until she donned a glove for the finish. Talk about a buzz kill.

I saw Bella getting busted this morning. anyone know any details?

[QUOTE=LordAlfred]The only ass I see here is you, chachi. You keep fucking your 20 year old girls who lay there and make fake moaning sounds while they check the clock every 5 minutes and I'll keep boning the 40 year olds who know what theyre doing and fuck like wildcats. You're one of those fools who gets off on the IDEA of himself fucking young chicks instead of the actual sexual act itself. I feel sorry for you man, you're missing out on a lot. Why don't you just get yourself a Realdoll and save money over the long run? It's just as good.[/QUOTE]The only person here who doesn't know WTF they are talking about is you! Why are you here? To get info from guys like me who TOFFT and contribute to the board? You're just another worthless loser who talks out of his backside and does nothing for the this board or the rest of us.

Everyone check this guy's post history. Not one report. Just BS. That's all this guy is. BS and hot air.

Open your wallet for once and then come back here and let us know what happened.

Is located on Route 83 next to the Maxum Bar South of I-55 in the southwest suburbs.

They have an alright shower. The massage was not that great but not the worst I've had.

Nice looking girl but she starts with making the massage bad on purpose. The shower was not too good either, she starts to scrape with the hardened sponge.

70 dollars for 40 minutes. I was able to use my hand. I tipped 35. I do not know if that is the normal tip but she did not seem that happy with that amount.

I would repeat.

I get lots of helpful info here but not from you. I only like girls who give good service.

Check my history, I don't care. I do have a report and it's on someone who I was specifically told had been around forever but had never been reviewed here.

Sounds like you're the one spewing the BS and hot air.

[QUOTE=Donny Devito]The only person here who doesn't know WTF they are talking about is you! Why are you here? To get info from guys like me who TOFFT and contribute to the board? You're just another worthless loser who talks out of his backside and does nothing for the this board or the rest of us.

Everyone check this guy's post history. Not one report. Just BS. That's all this guy is. BS and hot air.

Open your wallet for once and then come back here and let us know what happened.[/QUOTE]