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[QUOTE=Chris5;2617678]So does this mean I can have the title of Douche Bag of the year!! PLEASE!
Cocksuckers!!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]
I mean, what you have done ranks right up there with the kid that was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him. I really don't know what to call a guy that pisses off hookers to the extent they won't date him. And you are proud of it.
Just sayin'.
C3.
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2617969]Most likely there was no weekend getaway. This was all another one of his fabricated stories. Chris is like the little monger that could. How the fuck does a porter make enough to play so much? Simple. He just doesn't. It's all bullshit.[/QUOTE]He was already busted for the fake alexis in Daytona review.
He is like a cheap knock off version of my Buddy 'the Jag'.
He's like a Kia.
Yep he's 'The Kia!' Ka ka ka Kia!
There is no award for this.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2617678]So does this mean I can have the title of Douche Bag of the year!! PLEASE!
Cocksuckers!!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=LuvInIt007;2618750]There is no award for this.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2618729]He was already busted for the fake alexis in Daytona review.
He is like a cheap knock off version of my Buddy 'the Jag'.
He's like a Kia.
Yep he's 'The Kia!' Ka ka ka Kia![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vino7373;2618352]After all, Sissy. You certainly earned it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2617969]Most likely there was no weekend getaway. This was all another one of his fabricated stories. Chris is like the little monger that could. How the fuck does a porter make enough to play so much? Simple. He just doesn't. It's all bullshit.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jonah1;2612711]Don't do it Jonah!! You guys never have to worry about seeing me on the trail. That place scares me. Not the women. Some strange people down there at night. I had to stop for fuel once there at night. I was offered everything from "Some rock" to a guy pippings his wife for $40. Then I swore three guy's followed me for a few miles. I had a death grip on my 1911 the whole time. Locked and loaded. If I tried to do a date down there, I would probably end up with a Katlin he / she, get robbed, end up in the slammer, and get some interesting ink for my friends and neighbors to read, all in the same night.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2612267]Chris5 needs a new wingman now that Montes went Houdini.
Please resist the extreme temptation! Its difficult to once you fall under his spell so you must fight it! Once he starts in with his OBT theme song it's over. I will give you a little song sample so you can prepare yourself.
It's a little Diddy that goes like this:
Rollin' in my rusted 5. 0.
With my Fag'top down so my hairs can blow.
The girlies on standby, now their running away, don't know why?
Did you stop? No, my stang broke, so I rolled by.
Kept pushing my ride on to the next stop.
I busted a left and I'm heading to my favorite needle spot.
That spot was dead Yo.
So I continued to OBT blossom park yeah dude!
Listen I'm not going to deny his talent level for writing hit rap songs but you must remain vigilent!
Jonah the second you start hearing the beat you run, you run like you stole it.
P Fuqn G
'The defender against all douchebaggery '
So hey, does anyone know Montes new handle yet?. Boy I miss that guy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2609633]The SW just flock to him LMAO. Pimpin ain't easy LOL.
Swags.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2608043]Swags, actually hun I think Sissy5 and Alexan rambling to each other makes perfect sense, both sad pathetic loners who found each other, me thinks we're witnessing a "budding romance LOL.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sillyolman;2607285]On the bus goes round and roun. Thump. Sorry Sissy. Thump. Opps Montes. Keep bein a dick Sissy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2607251]That's actually the opposite. ChrissyPoo is a want to-be pimp, impersonating a hobbyist. And the TRUTH shall set you FREE![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=SlammBamm;2606883]Jenna, I will never understand why a guy comes on here and insults 1 of the lovely ladies of the board, jeez Chris didn't your mama ever teach you "if ya got nothing nice to say then say nothing" no sense in being fuckin rude like that bro, ya think other ladies who see your comment don't immediately say "what a douchebag" sure statements like that just endear ya with the ladies ugh.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2606350]Don't you have a dingleberry to wipe instead of insulting a reputable SP? Apparently you haven't done your homework on the gater and her knowledge of OBT? So, why don't you drink a tall glass of STFU, if you don't have one I'm sure one of the many over priced reputable SP can fix that.
Swag.[/QUOTE]What a beautiful day outside. My dick is hard right now. Can I get a nice sloppy BJ today? OBT here I come! LOL!
What would you cocksuckers do without Chris5.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Camera3;2618634]I mean, what you have done ranks right up there with the kid that was so ugly they had to hang a pork chop around his neck to get the dog to play with him. I really don't know what to call a guy that pisses off hookers to the extent they won't date him. And you are proud of it.
Just sayin'.
C3.[/QUOTE]How's the old age? I'm sure you're just hanging around getting older right! Lmfao! Prostitutes are NOT your friends! Maybe you and others are looking for love from a escort, prostitute or any other working girl. So why don't you do YOU, and I will do me. Working girls are just that, working girls! There are hundreds or thousands working girls in Florida alone. Maybe more. Do you honestly think I give a shit what a prostitute thinks of me. Really? You're an idiot and you are incompetent. You always have been. You go and treat with love and respect. Me? I will continue to use and abuses these beitches to my total and complete satisfaction. But hey, that's just me.
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2618857]How's the old age? I'm sure you're just hanging around getting older right! Lmfao! Prostitutes are NOT your friends! Maybe you and others are looking for love from a escort, prostitute or any other working girl. So why don't you do YOU, and I will do me. Working girls are just that, working girls! There are hundreds or thousands working girls in Florida alone. Maybe more. Do you honestly think I give a shit what a prostitute thinks of me. Really? You're an idiot and you are incompetent. You always have been. You go and treat with love and respect. Me? I will continue to use and abuses these beitches to my total and complete satisfaction. But hey, that's just me.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]It's just as easy to be kind and respectful as it is to be arrogant and abusive. You should try it sometime Sissy Chrissy. Just because a girl is working in the sex industry does not mean you get to be a lowlife piece of trash to her. Of course the exception to that rule is if you are ALWAYS a lowlife piece of trash anyway, like a tiger who can't change its stripes. Just curious Sissy, we have not seen lately your list of TOP fellow monger offenders. So many mongers now hate your guts that maybe I am no longer in the top 3?
[QUOTE=Chris5;2618857]How's the old age? I'm sure you're just hanging around getting older right! Lmfao! Prostitutes are NOT your friends! Maybe you and others are looking for love from a escort, prostitute or any other working girl. So why don't you do YOU, and I will do me. Working girls are just that, working girls! There are hundreds or thousands working girls in Florida alone. Maybe more. Do you honestly think I give a shit what a prostitute thinks of me. Really? You're an idiot and you are incompetent. You always have been. You go and treat with love and respect. Me? I will continue to use and abuses these beitches to my total and complete satisfaction. But hey, that's just me.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Spot on. I've seen people talk about these girls like they're going to marry them. Wake up they are working girls half of backpage are girls trying to get a quick fix.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2618845]What a beautiful day outside. My dick is hard right now. Can I get a nice sloppy BJ today? OBT here I come! LOL!
What would you cocksuckers do without Chris5.
Chris5.[/QUOTE]OBT can have you. I usually don't wish ill will on anyone, but you are a NOBODY, so I guess in this case, it won't be a problem for me. I hope in all sincerity, that a REAL motherfucker comes along and fucks you in your ass as hard as you deserve it! But knowing that you define the word SISSY. You'd probably enjoy it! You are the prime example of the type of trick these hoes on the trail hate. No one fucks you because they like you. It's like fucking an SP, they fuck you so you'll go away. Those girls on the trail want their next fix and they'll do anything to get it, including entertain an asshole like you! You couldn't get a BJ from a reputable SP in Orlando if you had millions to spend, so stop telling these ladies that you're a RESPECTED member of the forum. No one here respects you or your bullshit opinion. To us contributing members, you're just another dumb ass who is fabricating reviews in hopes that you might get a freebie.
[QUOTE=JustJenna;2619210]OBT can have you. I usually don't wish ill will on anyone, but you are a NOBODY, so I guess in this case, it won't be a problem for me. I hope in all sincerity, that a REAL motherfucker comes along and fucks you in your ass as hard as you deserve it! But knowing that you define the word SISSY. You'd probably enjoy it! You are the prime example of the type of trick these hoes on the trail hate. No one fucks you because they like you. It's like fucking an SP, they fuck you so you'll go away. Those girls on the trail want their next fix and they'll do anything to get it, including entertain an asshole like you! You couldn't get a BJ from a reputable SP in Orlando if you had millions to spend, so stop telling these ladies that you're a RESPECTED member of the forum. No one here respects you or your bullshit opinion. To us contributing members, you're just another dumb ass who is fabricating reviews in hopes that you might get a freebie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=BTmyMt;2619071]Spot on. I've seen people talk about these girls like they're going to marry them. Wake up they are working girls half of backpage are girls trying to get a quick fix.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Swaganna;2619021]Ha ha lovebirds.
Swags.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2618903]It's just as easy to be kind and respectful as it is to be arrogant and abusive. You should try it sometime Sissy Chrissy. Just because a girl is working in the sex industry does not mean you get to be a lowlife piece of trash to her. Of course the exception to that rule is if you are ALWAYS a lowlife piece of trash anyway, like a tiger who can't change its stripes. Just curious Sissy, we have not seen lately your list of TOP fellow monger offenders. So many mongers now hate your guts that maybe I am no longer in the top 3?[/QUOTE]PLEASE let it be Chris5!! LOL!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=AncientOne;2618903]It's just as easy to be kind and respectful as it is to be arrogant and abusive. You should try it sometime Sissy Chrissy. Just because a girl is working in the sex industry does not mean you get to be a lowlife piece of trash to her. Of course the exception to that rule is if you are ALWAYS a lowlife piece of trash anyway, like a tiger who can't change its stripes. Just curious Sissy, we have not seen lately your list of TOP fellow monger offenders. So many mongers now hate your guts that maybe I am no longer in the top 3?[/QUOTE]No way have I removed your useless ass from my radar! I have not forgot that shit you pulled earlier this year that go me put on fucking moderation probably forever! You're a piece of shit and a cocksucker! Between you and C3 I don't know which of you is worse! You AncientAss have been a pain in my ass since I came on the Orlando board! You and your golden Intel! Secret PM s! Completely useless! Unlike yourself you wish you were a respected member such as myself! I was hoping you has crawled back underneath the rock you've been hiding under! YES a have a lot of mongers who really don't like me. It is too many to name. You AncientASS are still at the top of my list you cocksucker!
Chris5.
[QUOTE=Chris5;2619559]No way have I removed your useless ass from my radar! I have not forgot that shit you pulled earlier this year that go me put on fucking moderation probably forever! You're a piece of shit and a cocksucker! Between you and C3 I don't know which of you is worse! You AncientAss have been a pain in my ass since I came on the Orlando board! You and your golden Intel! Secret PM s! Completely useless! Unlike yourself you wish you were a respected member such as myself! I was hoping you has crawled back underneath the rock you've been hiding under! YES a have a lot of mongers who really don't like me. It is too many to name. You AncientASS are still at the top of my list you cocksucker!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]If yur keeping in touch with Montes, can you ask If I was tops on his list?
[QUOTE=Chris5;2619559]No way have I removed your useless ass from my radar! I have not forgot that shit you pulled earlier this year that go me put on fucking moderation probably forever! You're a piece of shit and a cocksucker! Between you and C3 I don't know which of you is worse! You AncientAss have been a pain in my ass since I came on the Orlando board! You and your golden Intel! Secret PM s! Completely useless! Unlike yourself you wish you were a respected member such as myself! I was hoping you has crawled back underneath the rock you've been hiding under! YES a have a lot of mongers who really don't like me. It is too many to name. You AncientASS are still at the top of my list you cocksucker!
Chris5.[/QUOTE]Stop talking about the top. Everyone here knows you're a bottom! In order to be a respected member, you must be respected. You're nothing more than a member. And not because you're wanted here, but because trolls are everywhere.
[QUOTE=EscortBust;2621665]A little bird told me these two might be connected. Approach with caution.[/QUOTE]Just sayin', maybe you are a honest and truthful person with one post or maybe an ass hole tryin' to wreck an honest girl's business.
Which is it?
C3.