Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=ToolTimeTim;3677204]The one next to the pizza place is legit. They keep you covered entire time, very similar to the 2 AMPs on national in new Berlin. The Lilly massage on the other side of greenfield from 138th got a HE.[/QUOTE]Qin is a waste of time. If the owner Jenny did the massage I'd for a legit session but she is never there. Old ladies or chubs in stead. Bad massage and no fun. Lilly has changed their policy but never had the cuter ones, just the fussy old woman and I would not let her near my junk. Get grabbed my cock in a rude way and that did not go over well. Plus I hear they negotiate and I don't do that. Can't get a boner discussing money. Only if they just dim the lights and go with the flow. Saving the juice for someone more worthy. The other one on 138th and G, well we all know they have the third base coach calling them in. But not going there. I don't think they are clean enough for sliding into 3rd.

I've never gotten a massage of any kind but after reading the posts in this section over a lengthy period of time, it doesn't seem to be worth the effort. Lots of reports of fraud, deception, police shutting down establishments, etc. Maybe a masseuse who works out of her home is the way to go.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3679136]I've never gotten a massage of any kind but after reading the posts in this section over a lengthy period of time, it doesn't seem to be worth the effort. Lots of reports of fraud, deception, police shutting down establishments, etc. Maybe a masseuse who works out of her home is the way to go.[/QUOTE]Tell me your dream massage. I bet between me and Dr Manhattan we can set you up. You might have to get on an airplane.

Anyone know if Angelica who's doing massages has opened up her menu and how much?

Thanks!

Was hoping it would be back to business as usual so took a plunge.

Did get a decent massage but it was Han Solo at the finish.

[QUOTE=LookingForLefty;3679716]Tell me your dream massage. I bet between me and Dr Manhattan we can set you up. You might have to get on an airplane.[/QUOTE]Tijuana? I'm thinking deep-tissue.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3680203]Tijuana? I'm thinking deep-tissue.[/QUOTE]Locally for deep tissue, I found Casey's technique suitable. She claims to have quite a few customers who skip the extras and simply see her for the massage. Seems somewhat legit, as she comes across as a relatively decent person, with good table side manner.

If you REALLY want deep tissue with potential for HJ, head down to Northbrook. Tall, nicely stacked Russian brunette with long, jet black hair. Early 30's. YMMV, but the deep tissue is damn good. She likes to tease, with hard pressure bordering on BDSM, so you'll feel it for sure.

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[QUOTE=DrManhattan;3680322]Locally for deep tissue, I found Casey's technique suitable. She claims to have quite a few customers who skip the extras and simply see her for the massage. Seems somewhat legit, as she comes across as a relatively decent person, with good table side manner.

If you REALLY want deep tissue with potential for HJ, head down to Northbrook. Tall, nicely stacked Russian brunette with long, jet black hair. Early 30's. YMMV, but the deep tissue is damn good. She likes to tease, with hard pressure bordering on BDSM, so you'll feel it for sure.

[URL]https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/NorthbrookSpa/[/URL][/QUOTE]I've never had any luck there, but I have at their neighbors in the basement.

Has anyone tried this place yet and if so how is it? You can send me a I'm if you don't want to say on here. Thanks.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3680203]Tijuana? I'm thinking deep-tissue.[/QUOTE]Thailand is better then Tijuana for massage.

[QUOTE=BobSteel;3681620]Thailand is better then Tijuana for massage.[/QUOTE]I had a 4 hand in Prague that was AMAZING. Next stop for me will be Romania.

[QUOTE=Zazap;3680192]Was hoping it would be back to business as usual so took a plunge.

Did get a decent massage but it was Han Solo at the finish.[/QUOTE]After reading earlier thoughts, I thought the same and visited 92nd and cap. One single provider. Full HR. Entered the room early, I finished undressing while she watched. Gave me soft touch massage only, but never touched the essentials. I asked and she said next time. After flip, more of the same, and being stiff as a board, thought it would go without saying. Nope. Just more soft touch massage only, and repeatedly says next time. I ask her if she would like DATY, she says next time. So time is up, I get dressed, and have trouble with stiffness, due to being so blue from the HR of teasing massage only. She comes back in, and I show her my concern, she says next time. Out in the lobby area, I ask her if I can just sit on the couch and relax, because I am too stiff and sore to walk in the office building. She finds it funny and points to the bathroom, and walks away. I leave anyway.

I go to GT and find another place I sourced here. I find out I needed an appointment to get in.

Still troubled, I go to 144 and Cap. I get in. I guess her to be 42-46 same as on 92nd. Undress, and same problem occurs from my frustration earlier, very stiff and in need of a real massage. She comes in, and sees I have a condition and says. "sexy, you come here before?" I explain my story to her, yes been here many times. So now medium-hard massage, followed by massage of my most stiff parts. Then she cattle prods my prostate and I am overwhelmed and need to get up on all 4's and finish the first part of the massage. I flip for an awesome facial massage, and after good conversation, I get an amazing towel dragging massage. This leads to another fantastic finish that she initiates and completes. She says, You never go 92nd, come here only, I take care of you much better than they do. Here you relax only. " 2 for 1 here made up for all of my annoyances. All standard rates apply.

I pulled into GT a few weeks ago and there was a new one out smoking. Evidently enough people complained about her poor attitude and smell.

My first AMP experience was at NM when it first opened. I was issued a buy 10 get one free card and actually received a free one after the 10th visit. Became very familiar with Cindy, maybe too familiar, as the last time I saw her she just kept the change from my C-note. I saw her replacement, (shadow?) once, younger and MUCH more attractive than Cindy but really didn't like her attitude so I stopped going. I kinda branched out after that. Tried to hit all the places that were reported on here. I liked 144th my first 2 visits, developed a crush on Amy but she's disappeared. Even visited 113 and Gee, and let me tell you, I'm one of those that think Nini could command $500 a pop if you dressed her up and taught her how to do her makeup. She's got all the right parts and they're put together very well. While I enjoyed my time with her, I see the focus there is trying to get you to pop and push you out the door. A little too "frantic" for my tastes. It took all my monger powers to slow things down and use up my full hour.

For a while I settled on 92nd and Cap. Even if I run into a new girl there, I just tell her the names of all the girls I've seen there and that usually gets me a little better service than what they start out with.

I try to be friendly. Respectful and low-key when visiting any AMP and I guess it's paid off. I've never had to self serve. I'm not one to hit it every week. I can't justify the cash outlay. Retirement is going to sneak up on me one of these days so I try to be somewhat prudent.

My question is about how much data these places keep about their customers. When I pull into the lot are they running my plates and pulling up a list of my history? I know some of the AMPs are owned by the same person and assume that they would share info between them. But do they share amongst a larger group?

Thanks for indulging me.

Recently visited the AMP at 737 Mayfair. Was met by a younger woman in her thirties, attractive and cute. Good massage (better than 92 & cap, 71 & north, 144 & capitol) but alas no HE. Some light teasing and she could tell I was aroused. Despite the lack of a HE, I went there knowing that I may not get all I was looking for but at the very least my kinks are worked out. Just a heads up if your looking for more than a good massage. For just a massage I would definitely recommend.