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[QUOTE=Snake1999;4308911]You're right, I was thinking of Jordan / Kelly. The pics on stg aren't her. If you text her and ask for a real pic you'll get one that looks just like jordan / kelly.[/QUOTE]And your right to many rules.

[QUOTE=HotRoadster71;4307636]Got to be a too good to be true. Anything?

[URL]http://space-coast.skipthegames.com/female-escorts/caucasian_e/anastasia/092678542996[/URL][/QUOTE]These are pics from adult websites. If you're using Chrome, Right click. Search Google for image. Lots of hits.

[QUOTE=StymieChula;4308287]Tight LOL that thing is like a catchers mitt.[/QUOTE]I had to look it up. Thank you for adding to my vocabulary. I was only used to the hot dog-hallway thing.

[URL]https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=catchers%20mitt[/URL]

[QUOTE=DoubleAce713;4308631]I'm well over 6 ft and blessed. Be safe and happy mongering![/QUOTE]So you agree with me its a catchers mitt thank you.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;4309319]These are pics from adult websites. If you're using Chrome, Right click. Search Google for image. Lots of hits.[/QUOTE]Reached out to her and it is one that posts all the time. Thjnk she used Kelly at one point. Buy she's not new.

[QUOTE=StymieChula;4309404]So you agree with me its a catchers mitt thank you.[/QUOTE]Not knowing your penis size, nor do I care to, I have to assume it is a catcher's mitt for you, but it wasn't for me. I wrote the post based on my experience, not yours, and stand by my review. In future posts I will refrain from mentioning tightness so as not to offend you or others of your ilk. You're welcome.

[QUOTE=DoubleAce713;4308631]I'm well over 6 ft and blessed. Be safe and happy mongering![/QUOTE]I'm 5 ft 10 with an uncut cucumber-sized kitty soaker and I usually avoid catcher's mitts. Just sayin. LOL.

[QUOTE=ScreamPieMongr;4309934]I'm 5 ft 10 with an uncut cucumber-sized kitty soaker and I usually avoid catcher's mitts. Just sayin. LOL.[/QUOTE]Completely agree that height has nothing to do with it. I had a high school bud who was 5 ft 2 and the damn thing hung close to his knee cap. His nickname was Root and he made us all feel small and insignificant. LOL.

[QUOTE=DoubleAce713;4310109]Completely agree that height has nothing to do with it. I had a high school bud who was 5 ft 2 and the damn thing hung close to his knee cap. His nickname was Root and he made us all feel small and insignificant. LOL.[/QUOTE]Well, I'm an old fart with a little one. But. I have been thinking of getting a tattoo halfway between my ankle and my knee, of a rooster with a hangman's noose around it's neck. That way I could truthfully tell all the ladies that I've got a cock that hangs below my knee. Play and stay safe.

[QUOTE=DoubleAce713;4310109]Completely agree that height has nothing to do with it. I had a high school bud who was 5 ft 2 and the damn thing hung close to his knee cap. His nickname was Root and he made us all feel small and insignificant. LOL.[/QUOTE]All you guys are taking the catchers mitt comment all wrong it has nothing to do with the size of anyones dick its all about the size of her pussy.

Its like fun spot america its Huuuugge.

[QUOTE=StymieChula;4310861]All you guys are taking the catchers mitt comment all wrong it has nothing to do with the size of anyones dick its all about the size of her pussy.

Its like fun spot america its Huuuugge.[/QUOTE]Yup! You got that one right brother. It is all about the size of the pussy. Those damn things can be intimidating, since watermelon-sized objects can come out of them from time to time, and sometimes the rubber band tightener just doesn't snap back in the original place.

Whats with the gals around here, never show up, up sell, way to many rules and had one even tell me that services provided in post is just to get guys to call, change the rules, etc. Got to be the worst place to monger I have ever been, will be glad to get out of here.

OK, I'm sure all of us know, or most of us, the catchers mitt refers to the pussy being large and worn out. Butt. To the guy that has a real thin dick, a small tight pussy may seem like a catchers mitt, while the guy with a dick as thick as a brick may think the worn out huge pussy is virgin territory. So everyone has their own definition of a catchers mitt and it varies with their size. So that's what they're referring to. Play and stay safe.

[QUOTE=TallGuy99;4311241]Whats with the gals around here, never show up, up sell, way to many rules and had one even tell me that services provided in post is just to get guys to call, change the rules, etc. Got to be the worst place to monger I have ever been, will be glad to get out of here.[/QUOTE]Unless you're in a large metropolitan area with much competition, this is normal behavior for providers. Last place I lived for over 10 years it was very much the same, most of the good-looking young providers were strung out on something and could not keep up with coms, services, or barely their own appearances. The only consistency I have ever gotten was from providers between the ages of 40 and 50 ish.

So I moved out of town a few weeks ago and I had a visit with Sandy the MILF, or should I say Gilf, before I left. She was staying at a nice hotel near my house and it was the day before I left so I pulled the trigger. I'm sure older guys will love her, because according to this board they love anything. She had great tits, a nice body, no complaints on looks. Her face screamed gilf but I really don't mind that. But it was the most awkward experience ever and I actually wanted to leave after a few minutes. She is all over the place, bounces around like she is being hit with an electric shock and not in a good way. She was very giving, she gave it her all, but still very weird, I would recommend anyone to skip it. She was also dry as a bone. Just a weird awe full experience. But points on the tits, they were great. She is a sweet, giving gal, and older guys would love her for her caring attention, nice tits, and good conversation. I won't repeat.

So being that I no longer live here in good old Brevard County, where there is plenty of fun in the sun, I decided to hit up our local sweet young pup Daisy Mae for some pics. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!! She as an ass I would eat for days, a juicy tight pussy, face as cute as a button. And speaking of buttons, those perky young tits look like a mouthful of heaven. I recommend you get her pics, let that load build up for days, stop by and see her and unleash wherever she lets you. I have not had the chance to meet Daisy, but I wish I saw her instead of Sandy. I'm also glad I didn't see Daisy because I know how I get, I would have seen her over and over and spent way too many coins.

Before the trolls come out defending Sandy and calling Daisy's manager, refer to my posts about Steph. I get addicted to young blonde spinners. Reporting live from my new beachside home, rolemodel out-.