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Excuse me for being a little off topic but those of you who have yellow fever like myself may appreciate this. There is a Chinese buffet restaurant in Parkville off Joppa Road that always has at least a dozen young Chinese girls waiting tables that are ridiculously cute. They all are very friendly and give great service. The food is just typical buffet stuff but it's at least above average. The name of the place is Hibachi Grill Buffet and it's in a shopping center on the south side of Joppa next to the Advance auto parts store, less than 1/4 mile east of Perring pky. Conveniently located close to you know where so you can eat dinner with some nice eye candy then head up the road for dessert.

[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1430671]Excuse me for being a little off topic but those of you who have yellow fever like myself may appreciate this. There is a Chinese buffet restaurant in Parkville off Joppa Road that always has at least a dozen young Chinese girls waiting tables that are ridiculously cute. They all are very friendly and give great service. The food is just typical buffet stuff but it's at least above average. The name of the place is Hibachi Grill Buffet and it's in a shopping center on the south side of Joppa next to the Advance auto parts store, less than 1/4 mile east of Perring pky. Conveniently located close to you know where so you can eat dinner with some nice eye candy then head up the road for dessert.[/QUOTE]It always helps if you speak a few words of Mandrin. I was at a Chinese buffet on Richie Highway for lunch. The server was very young and very cute. When she came to the table I said "Knee-how" (how are your). That got a big smile. When I was finished eating I said "sha-sha" (Thank you). Got another big smile and a turn around long look as she was leaving the table. When I walked out, she was out side on the cell phone. Next thing I know she runs over and gives me a big hug. Dumb me I was in shock and didn't follow up.

Crazy Dick (One the 8th day God created the Asian woman.

On Rt. 3 in Glen Burnie just up from 8th Ave. (headed towards Baltimore) on the left, there is a kind of / sort of UTR place advertising Shiatsu massages for. 5 for an hour. My guess is that it's a legit operation, but because it's in GB you kind of have to wonder. I've noticed SW's (or just super trashy locals) further in towards GB along 2 and 3 in the last few months, so who knows, the may be something there worth investigating. Normally I would TOFTT but it's within eyesight of my new office and my new boss doesn't seem to be approachable for this type of thing just yet. But I'll bet dollars to donuts he's on the forum, at least as a lurker.

Bench

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock;1431048]On Rt. 3 in Glen Burnie just up from 8th Ave. (headed towards Baltimore) on the left, there is a kind of / sort of UTR place advertising Shiatsu massages for. 5 for an hour. My guess is that it's a legit operation[/QUOTE]Bench, Spot on with your guess. That place is a salon that also does massage upstairs with a pretty legit setup although the had some pretty short silk robes in the closet upstairs that had me pondering for a minute. But they also have a mini spa service so that could be the robe coming into play. The place was pretty busy the entire time I was there and they didn't have any seedy entrance that I'm use too LOL. I have gotten 2 massages there that were great but totally legit, had a blanket over me the entire time. I mean who knows anything is possible but I doubt anything other than a straight up massage is possible there. More power to you if you manage to swing more than that.

[QUOTE=Satya;1429531]Lastly if you are given bail you will require a third party because you and your money are separated and you are locked-up as well.[/QUOTE]You can post your own bail using your credit / debit card. I'm not sure about a personal check but I would assume that can work. You can also put up property as a bond for your release. Your belongings are stripped from you during processing / booking but for most minor offenses you can usually get to see a jury commissioner in a relatively short amount of time (<2hrs). Regardless I hope no one here ever gets pinched but it's bond to happen eventually so just be careful stay calm and everything will be ok. For the most part LOL.

Anybody know about the Ellis Express Accupressure. Is it in business?

I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743]I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]First try reading the forum.

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick; 1430781]It always helps if you speak a few words of Mandrin. I was at a Chinese buffet on Richie Highway for lunch. The server was very young and very cute. When she came to the table I said "Knee-how" (how are your). That got a big smile. When I was finished eating I said "sha-sha" (Thank you). Got another big smile and a turn around long look as she was leaving the table. When I walked out, she was out side on the cell phone. Next thing I know she runs over and gives me a big hug. Dumb me I was in shock and didn't follow up.

Crazy Dick (One the 8th day God created the Asian woman.[/QUOTE]I am confused here. Are you saying because you said hello and thank you in Chinese, you believe the late teens or early twenty something waitress is going to go out with you or are you suggesting P4P?

[QUOTE=Satya;1431928]First try reading the forum.[/QUOTE]I did. I can't find it anywhere.

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743]I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]One of my favorite things I love about traveling is getting to try new AMPs. Usually I don't have too much spare time so I try to find the best ones in the area beforehand. The Baltimore area has a great selection of spas to suit most anyones desire. All of them are within about 30 minutes drive from the area you are staying. Why the hell would you want to just pick the one that is close to your hotel? I suspect that you don't work very hard so if your lucky enough to get paid a lot for doing little then go ahead and go there out of convenience. I can't promise anything that you will or won't receive there but at least you won't waste any effort to get there. If in fact you do appreciate the value of your money then RTFF and find a better place as just about all of them are. Oh, by the way, the cute girl in the pic is not there. If you RTFF you would know that.

[QUOTE=Gandhi;1431418]Anybody know about the Ellis Express Accupressure. Is it in business?[/QUOTE]Any news on this friends?

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743]I will be in Baltimore on business soon. I saw this ad. It's close to my hotel.

[url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Went there when they 1st opened. All I can say is that you will have more satisfaction by taking yourself in hand.

Crazy Dick

[QUOTE=Waldo99; 1431743][url]http://baltimore.craigslist.org/thp/2970764972.html[/url]

Any info would be appreciated. PM me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Search the forum using 7437 or Glen Burnie for a few reports. I've been a number of times and only once was it a negative experience. It's in a house on a busy street with neighbors behind it so be prepared for that go after 7 if you can or before noon. All rates are standard. Good luck. And next time try and dig a little bit before asking for help. At minimum you better post a report.

[QUOTE=Captn Stubbing;1431982]I am confused here. Are you saying because you said hello and thank you in Chinese, you believe the late teens or early twenty something waitress is going to go out with you or are you suggesting P4P?[/QUOTE]The problem is some think every Asian lady is or was a sex worker. It is a sorry state to objectify Asia girls and women in such a limited way. I can speak some Mandarin and those Chinese who speak it, there are many dialects and all do not easily understand each other, always appreciate hearing their mother tongue unexpectedly.

The huge majority of

Asian women do not bounce from doing nails to working in restaurants and AMPs.