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[QUOTE=Mtrbtr;7210449]Long time lurker here.

Just now finding time to post some of my adventures.

Decided to take the plunge with an AM house, I reached out to a couple of numbers on the search and 4 of them responded back and gave the same address and I got another address from the other 3 I called. I asked who was available and they sent a pic, I knew it wasn't an actual pic, but, if it was anywhere in the neighborhood it would've been cool. I get to the address and it's right off of a very busy street that runs parallel to 408. I arrive and she is very old, and the house smells like smoke, I take one look at her and said no thank you and turned to leave, she begged me to stay and offered the other girl instead, she wasn't attractive either and I left. As I was leaving a guy came walking down the street and walked into the yard and opened the garage. He didn't look at me or say anything but it was weird.

So I leave and I call one of the 4 other numbers that all have the same address, I tell the handler through text that I want someone with big tits, they send a pic and ask if those are big enough, again, I knew it wasn't the actual girl, but, anything not just in the neighborhood, but, hell, in the county would've been ok at that point LOL. I get there and it's in a house a block north of 50, when I walk in it's very dimly lit and I couldn't really see her, she had on a short robe and camisole underneath. I hand over $$ for 30 min (I know, it's ridiculous! She placed me in the room and says undress. I undress and lay down, she comes in a few minutes later. It was dark except for a cosmic type of lamp that was projected onto the ceiling. She starts by kissing my forehead, my ear, my neck, she is over me and I am sucking her right tit, not big, but decent, soft but felt man made when you really feel it..[/QUOTE]That's a shame. SiSi is the only good house AM but she's in Texas right now trying to get her license. She said she might not do the house thing anymore and try to work in one of these places in Orlando. Easier to stick with what we know is good.

Been to M & Y a couple times recently, all experiences were fantastic. Just out of curiosity are there any locations in East Orlando that offer the same services?

Gave m and why a try again. Was not that busy tonight. And a cute tiny thing opened the door and let me in. I asked her name and she said may. I did not recognize her, you was the girl that stepped in quickly and asked if I needed another company to dine on when I visited the beginning of the month. I rarely dine multiple courses. In hine thought, I should have after my visit today. Everything thing was exceptional, but I am saddened to hear that may is off the menu. Hopefully may will be added to the menu again and sooner then later.

Oh it seems the Mina option will be available for a bit. Got to love the dining options in town.

Thanks.

Did see Mina in the hall.

[QUOTE=Mtrbtr;7210449]Long time lurker here.

Just now finding time to post some of my adventures.

Decided to take the plunge with an AM house, I reached out to a couple of numbers on the search and 4 of them responded back and gave the same address and I got another address from the other 3 I called. I asked who was available and they sent a pic, I knew it wasn't an actual pic, but, if it was anywhere in the neighborhood it would've been cool. I get to the address and it's right off of a very busy street that runs parallel to 408. I arrive and she is very old, and the house smells like smoke, I take one look at her and said no thank you and turned to leave, she begged me to stay and offered the other girl instead, she wasn't attractive either and I left. As I was leaving a guy came walking down the street and walked into the yard and opened the garage. He didn't look at me or say anything but it was weird.

So I leave and I call one of the 4 other numbers that all have the same address, I tell the handler through text that I want someone with big tits, they send a pic and ask if those are big enough, again, I knew it wasn't the actual girl, but, anything not just in the neighborhood, but, hell, in the county would've been ok at that point LOL. I get there and it's in a house a block north of 50, when I walk in it's very dimly lit and I couldn't really see her, she had on a short robe and camisole underneath. I hand over $$ for 30 min (I know, it's ridiculous! She placed me in the room and says undress. I undress and lay down, she comes in a few minutes later. It was dark except for a cosmic type of lamp that was projected onto the ceiling. She starts by kissing my forehead, my ear, my neck, she is over me and I am sucking her right tit, not big, but decent, soft but felt man made when you really feel it. I move over to lick the left nipple and it's not where in my mind I'm thinking it should be, thinking that my spatial awareness can't be that far off, I open my eyes and her left nipple was on the side of her tit along with and ugly scar, total turn off! She was sitting on top and I guess she could feel Jr getting soft, when I said turn off I mean it was Instant. She reached for the cover and put it on really quickly, I said no wait what about the BJ, she acted like she didn't understand me so I gave her the universal BJ motion and she said no. She tried to hop on but Jr was almost soft and she tried to stuff it in, she grinded on it for a while and I had to think really hard about my favorite porn scene to blow in the cover. She got up and turned the light on and that's where I was just disgusted, she was really old, her right tit was twice the size of her left tit with that nipple off to the side, she had several what looked like lipo holes, on her abdomen and her back and she also had several cupping marks all over it was a horrible sight. I told her I needed to clean up and she offered me a shower which was en suite, she offered the shower and gave me paper towels to wash with, paper towels?? Really?? I do a quick bird bath at the sink (yes with the paper towels), get dressed, and leave. As soon as I pulled off I texted the handler and asked why did they waste my time and money, I told them I was going to leave a review and they asked me not to and they would give be a discount next time. I asked how much of a discount and they responded $30, I said that's not enough and I would leave a truthful review.

Motor boater.[/QUOTE]Try Tokyo AMP and find a real girl there.

[QUOTE=WoozerBuck;7211563]Try Tokyo AMP and find a real girl there.[/QUOTE]Tokyo or even M&Y.

Does anyone know the line up for March. I know theses girls move around and some leave and some come back. Mostly want to know about Vicky. Jenny or Mona.

Been to VIP a few times. Should I try spring or Tokyo next. Where is spring located?

New girls headed to Tokyo for March are Kelly and Nancy. Both are coming from Eastern in Sarasota. The month earlier Kelly was at Sunlight in St. Pete. She is gorgeous and very GFE. Nancy is a naughty 'get busy quick' provider. Both are fun! Check out their reviews in those other cities.

Any early word on the March AMP rosters?

M & Y: are both May and Emma leaving in March? I read a recent post about a potential new girl at M & Y named "Soyi".

Lavender: Mimi and Michelle are both great providers but are one or both leaving in March?

VIP: Angel ("Wall Walker"), Mia and Linda were the recent rotation. Are any of them moving on? I read where a new girl, "Ginny", might already be working there.

There seems to be a divergence of opinion on seeing the providers. Many like to repeat with the same popular girls over and over while others, like myself, prefer the newest girls available. Of course you can have it both ways and many do but I noticed the emphasis seems to be on one ("most popular") or the other ("newest"). Just my two cents. Would love to hear other hobbyists' opinions.

MY is Kelly and Mina. And a new one in a couple days.

[QUOTE=Hammer67;7211659]Does anyone know the line up for March. I know theses girls move around and some leave and some come back. Mostly want to know about Vicky. Jenny or Mona.[/QUOTE]Looks like coda mentioned M&why-Kelly and Mina with new girl coming Sunday evening (Soyi).

That's the info I have as well.

Jenny-will be at Tokyo but I'm not sure who else, Vicky is on vacation for a month and so is Abby.

Mimi is now at missley.

Got a text about 2 new young beautiful girls coming to lavender but haven't seen any pictures or in person but if I do I will post something.

1st of the month so I did some research:

Missly has Mimi now. Lucy is still there and now also a Mandy.

Jiu Jiu has Candy and Gianna.

I'll text Jenny and see when and where she'll be at.

[QUOTE=DickJackman;7211773]Any early word on the March AMP rosters?

M & Y: are both May and Emma leaving in March? I read a recent post about a potential new girl at M & Y named "Soyi".

Lavender: Mimi and Michelle are both great providers but are one or both leaving in March?

VIP: Angel ("Wall Walker"), Mia and Linda were the recent rotation. Are any of them moving on? I read where a new girl, "Ginny", might already be working there.

There seems to be a divergence of opinion on seeing the providers. Many like to repeat with the same popular girls over and over while others, like myself, prefer the newest girls available. Of course you can have it both ways and many do but I noticed the emphasis seems to be on one ("most popular") or the other ("newest"). Just my two cents. Would love to hear other hobbyists' opinions.[/QUOTE]I'm one that if I find one that I really click with I like sticking with that, that's why I hate that they keep switching names.

Tokyo for March has Coco, Candy or Selina. But you never really know. I know Candy is the Jenny from old you-massage, wasn't crazy about Coco, never seen Selina.

At M&why Kelly and Mina there today, wasn't never seen Kelly, wasn't crazy about Mina. I was hoping Mona, Wendy, Christie, or Yuki was back, bit again I know Mona tried to go by Linda once, Yuki has gone by Monica, blue and god knows what else so I never know whose there. I seem to click well Mona and Wendy, both for me seem passionate real and not as fake, with them I've always paid the 200 and have gotten at minimum 45 minutes once on Thanksgiving day I got 2 hrs, I had to tell her I had to leave, I was spent. If I find something I like I stick with it. Maybe if I was rich and it didn't matter if I felt I wasted the $, if I didn't like it as much then I might go for variety, but being a widower, I only do this maybe twice a month when I start missing the touch and kisses of a woman, and I usually try to first get a hold of my atf Avalon or Nicole first but they're so both partially retired and can be hard to reach. I wish the AMPs would just keep their original names so we'd know if the ones like Pandora or Mika or Mona or Yuki return.

Can someone tell me which girl in orlando would I want to see that has nice fat and long nipples thank you.

May told me she was living this week to New York.

[QUOTE=DickJackman;7211773]Any early word on the March AMP rosters?

M & Y: are both May and Emma leaving in March? I read a recent post about a potential new girl at M & Y named "Soyi".

Lavender: Mimi and Michelle are both great providers but are one or both leaving in March?

VIP: Angel ("Wall Walker"), Mia and Linda were the recent rotation. Are any of them moving on? I read where a new girl, "Ginny", might already be working there.

There seems to be a divergence of opinion on seeing the providers. Many like to repeat with the same popular girls over and over while others, like myself, prefer the newest girls available. Of course you can have it both ways and many do but I noticed the emphasis seems to be on one ("most popular") or the other ("newest"). Just my two cents. Would love to hear other hobbyists' opinions.[/QUOTE]