Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RubOnMe3;6462549]I can 100 assure you he didn't get FS there![/QUOTE]Yes, great 4 hands no FS!

What's the best spa near the GSP airport? FS preferred but at least HE required.

Saw CoCo at Panda, She is attractive lady in mid 30's, very personable with little English. Massage is above average and above average for teasing and HE. The rooms at Panda are always clean. 70/40.

[QUOTE=Casper1949;6463423]Saw CoCo at Panda, She is attractive lady in mid 30's, very personable with little English. Massage is above average and above average for teasing and HE. The rooms at Panda are always clean. 70/40.[/QUOTE]I've never heard of Panda, where's it located.

[QUOTE=Casper1949;6463423]Saw CoCo at Panda, She is attractive lady in mid 30's, very personable with little English. Massage is above average and above average for teasing and HE. The rooms at Panda are always clean. 70/40.[/QUOTE]Does it seem that there may be more to offer there?

[QUOTE=MaverickSC;6463885]I've never heard of Panda, where's it located.[/QUOTE]It is in Anderson, closer to the city than Willow or LP on Clemson Blvd or whatever it is called there.

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[QUOTE=SCTerabyte;6464129]It is in Anderson, closer to the city than Willow or LP on Clemson Blvd or whatever it is called there.

SC.[/QUOTE]Its less than 5 minutes from Lp on the same side if the street 250X north main.

[QUOTE=TomyJonson1955;6464198]Its less than 5 minutes from Lp on the same side if the street 250X north main.[/QUOTE]I actually went there about 4 or so years ago, around the same time Spring was open on Fantt Street. At that time it was a husband and wife.

Ownership. I always got the wife LOL. But she would not do anything besides a massage. The massage was first rate. I went twice and.

Then found other entertainment.

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Hey Pervy Pals! It has been one long-assed time since I got a massage. It was back in the last decade, in fact. I have needed a massage for about 3971 months and today I vowed to make it happen because dreams do come true. You just have to want something badly enough. Like true love or your dream job right out of college or watching an endless loop of those "Your Cousin. From Boston" commercials.

See. I don't like spending money on stuff I don't need and I never throw anything away. I have a pair of underpants that look like Old Easley Bridge Road but I will find a way to wear them before I buy another pair. Today an actual massage was needed. I remember reading good things about Amazing. It is also close and the price is right (60 for 60), so I made an appointment and headed over.

I was greeted by a woman about 4 ft tall & 6 ft in diameter, who took care of the business that included leading me to a room. I didn't care if she was the one who would be doing the work because though I need a true massage, I was prepared to spring forward should my tech be at least as attractive as my wife.

April entered but I didn't look up. She didn't ask any questions, just slopped some oil on me and started on my lower back. This was promising, as she slowly made her way up to my shoulders. I figured she was laying the groundwork for deeper work, but nope. It was less a massage and more a rubdown, if you know what I mean. She got ZERO knots out. And honestly, I'm so tense that my shoulders would give up a knot to a hearty wind. She moved down my legs then told me to turn over. Huh? It had been 30 minutes. Dudes, it is so disheartening that I can't even think of anything funny to write. And let's be honest, I can go away and think about it for 24 hours then just jot down a sentence and you'd never know a day had past between them. Contemplate THAT shit, huh? Also. Why is Pete Davidson famous? Is he funny? Do we feel more attractive when one of his 56 commercials are on TV?

April rubbed some oil on my chest for 5 minutes then asked if I wanted my relaxed rod rubbed. Only not as clever as that. As I thought about it, she told me the tip would be 40. I sighed. If I was going to leave with as many knots as I arrived with, I figured I should leave a few sperms behind. April showered my weathervane with oil and warmed my front with the finesse of a cotton gin. I can still hear it: Wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka interrupting me pleading with her to slow down please slow down please for the love of all that's holy slow down, etc. Have you ever gotten limp from a HJ? I did. She laughed. I shrugged. I've got nothing to be embarrassed about. I need more than what I can do myself, you know? I'm not 22. Anyway April showers did not bring May flowers. Meaning that my seed didn't burst forth into bloom. Meaning that I didn't nut.

She left & returned with a hot towel with which she used to waste another 15 minutes cleaning me. "Okay finished. " I surrendered. When I returned home, I logged on to ye olde webbe site to pen this review, then I saw the bunch of posts about this girl already. Duh-your. Then I texted my doctor to talk about my severe sleep deprivation, because I read this site every day; I must have read those reviews and just didn't remember them. Scary stuff. Getting old sucks.

And I still need a massage. I essentially spent $100 to get oily.

[QUOTE=SCTerabyte;6464716]I actually went there about 4 or so years ago, around the same time Spring was open on Fantt Street. At that time it was a husband and wife.

Ownership. I always got the wife LOL. But she would not do anything besides a massage. The massage was first rate. I went twice and.

Then found other entertainment.

SC.[/QUOTE]Was run by Lucy, great massage but no extras, the Chinese guy was an employee not husband. She left for China a while back. Either she sold or some new ladies are holding down the fort while she is away. Does seem that the menu has opened a bit.

Good Luck.

[QUOTE=HamBiscuit;6465057]Was run by Lucy, great massage but no extras, the Chinese guy was an employee not husband. She left for China a while back. Either she sold or some new ladies are holding down the fort while she is away. Does seem that the menu has opened a bit.

Good Luck.[/QUOTE]I was not real sure about their relationship. I guess instead of her worried about him in the way I was thinking, she was keeping an eye on him.

I might have to revisit. I like seeing new people LOL.

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[QUOTE=DwarfGh;6464047]Does it seem that there may be more to offer there?[/QUOTE]There is some good UTC available. Both CoCo and "young Lucy" are good but I doubt that there is much more available. . . But, worth a try.

[QUOTE=Zauriel;6465008]Hey Pervy Pals! It has been one long-assed time since I got a massage. It was back in the last decade, in fact. I have needed a massage for about 3971 months and today I vowed to make it happen because dreams do come true. You just have to want something badly enough. Like true love or your dream job right out of college or watching an endless loop of those "Your Cousin. From Boston" commercials.

See. I don't like spending money on stuff I don't need and I never throw anything away. I have a pair of underpants that look like Old Easley Bridge Road but I will find a way to wear them before I buy another pair. Today an actual massage was needed. I remember reading good things about Amazing. It is also close and the price is right (60 for 60), so I made an appointment and headed over.

I was greeted by a woman about 4 ft tall & 6 ft in diameter, who took care of the business that included leading me to a room. I didn't care if she was the one who would be doing the work because though I need a true massage, I was prepared to spring forward should my tech be at least as attractive as my wife.

April entered but I didn't look up. She didn't ask any questions, just slopped some oil on me and started on my lower back. This was promising, as she slowly made her way up to my shoulders. I figured she was laying the groundwork for deeper work, but nope. It was less a massage and more a rubdown, if you know what I mean. She got ZERO knots out. And honestly, I'm so tense that my shoulders would give up a knot to a hearty wind. She moved down my legs then told me to turn over. Huh? It had been 30 minutes. Dudes, it is so disheartening that I can't even think of anything funny to write. And let's be honest, I can go away and think about it for 24 hours then just jot down a sentence and you'd never know a day had past between them. Contemplate THAT shit, huh? Also. Why is Pete Davidson famous? Is he funny? Do we feel more attractive when one of his 56 commercials are on TV?

April rubbed some oil on my chest for 5 minutes then asked if I wanted my relaxed rod rubbed. Only not as clever as that. As I thought about it, she told me the tip would be 40. I sighed. If I was going to leave with as many knots as I arrived with, I figured I should leave a few sperms behind. April showered my weathervane with oil and warmed my front with the finesse of a cotton gin. I can still hear it: Wakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawakawaka interrupting me pleading with her to slow down please slow down please for the love of all that's holy slow down, etc. Have you ever gotten limp from a HJ? I did. She laughed. I shrugged. I've got nothing to be embarrassed about. I need more than what I can do myself, you know? I'm not 22. Anyway April showers did not bring May flowers. Meaning that my seed didn't burst forth into bloom. Meaning that I didn't nut.

She left & returned with a hot towel with which she used to waste another 15 minutes cleaning me. "Okay finished. " I surrendered. When I returned home, I logged on to ye olde webbe site to pen this review, then I saw the bunch of posts about this girl already. Duh-your. Then I texted my doctor to talk about my severe sleep deprivation, because I read this site every day; I must have read those reviews and just didn't remember them. Scary stuff. Getting old sucks.

And I still need a massage. I essentially spent $100 to get oily.[/QUOTE]Her expertise is not in back massage. It is massaging a hidden part of your anatomy. Which she is very good at. You just need to have her moderate her enthusiasm sometimes. But she will leave you drained.

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Anyone had any luck with nova since they got new management?

[QUOTE=Philly803;6466296]Anyone had any luck with nova since they got new management?[/QUOTE]I have not been there in awhile but the two times I went it was strictly legit. The second time she did the "do you want 30 more minutes?" thing so I did.

And nothing more. Except a bottle of water. Someone left their bottle of water and walked out ahead of me.

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