Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Capricaone;1192873]Sometimes the paranoia amuses. R:R I doubt its a secret as all these places advertise. They are bound to be in some paper or on BP at some point. I'm just being lazy about it and would prefer to visit a place that's gotten positive reviews versus taking the potential hit of visiting a random place. I've hung around this site for years going back to before Vermont got busted and became a NOVA std place. I've seen the interior of practically every place in DC, including my favorite Orange (boy did I get bummed when that place shut down). But never felt like posting anything or asking questions. Probably because for the first few years I was all paranoid myself but by now I really don't give a fuck. The coppers all know where the parties are at and its only because they have better things to do that they leave them alone. Sure sometimes they roll up a few that were becoming too conspicuous but for the most part its not a big deal. So if you want to share, its appreciated. And if you do, well I'll still enjoy hanging out and being an observer here.[/QUOTE]You missed his points.

Sure "coppers" know and yes they have better things to do, we all know that but just because you don't "give a fuck" maybe some of us do. So the less publicity (ie drawing unwanted attention) the better for obvious reasons as one of us who "cares" might be the unlucky one that gets pinched on that particular raid. Got it, understand?

As for hanging out and just observing; sure you can get by on that but you will find yourself missing out on of a lot of good intel through PMs, info that never sees the light of day on the site's public posting forum. So I hope newbies find themselves wanting to become contributors vs observers, and not just waiting for the scraps to fall from the table.

Good luck with it.

MnV

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1192829]Wanted to try an AMP I just heard about called Swan, I think it just opened. The lady who ushered me in on arrival looked promising, but a different girl, overweight and plain, came into the room to do the deed. Deal-breaker. I asked if there was another girl available, she said no. I edged out the door, apologizing profusely. She seemed to take it ok, said to come back another time.

So it's off to 5015 for a third visit. Peeled off four 20s for the house. Drew 'Alisa' or 'Alicia, ' Japanese, said she was 32 but looked younger. Fairly cute, so-so body, nice soft skin. Did this young lady show me a good time! Lots of roaming, disrobed willingly, gave me full access (I didn't propose FS, but had the feeling it might have been a go) , didn't negotiate tip in advance, did a leisurely tour of my body with hands and lips, nice gentle touch, BB kisses, finished with a 69. She was respectful, almost worshipful, good eye contact, a bit of an actress but who cares, I felt like a freakin king. What a pleasure after some of these girls who don't have a clue how to please a guy. Only funny thing was that she didn't encourage conversation, answered my questions only briefly and ventured none of her own. Declined to give me her digits at the end. I felt generous and tipped $.

Grabbed a couple of burritos to go at the Taco Bell a couple of doors down, drove home and slid into my easy chair in time for the tipoff of the playoff game. Sweet. Derrick Rose is not the only one who scored tonight.[/QUOTE]Swan is nothing new at all. Anything right on the street is no big secret, really. Been there many times and it is always a mixed bag. Never anything to write home, or here about. For the money and the need, there are better places and girls IMHO. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1192829]Wanted to try an AMP I just heard about called Swan, I think it just opened.[/QUOTE]Swan has been Swan for a couple of years; before that it was Eagle for ages. Not a new place; never been one of my faves.

Will someone please tell me how to get posts deleted? What is the process or who do I ask to do it?

Thanks,

Yak

Visited Spa Castle yesterday on way home from work. My visit was similar to previous visits. Great TS, some extended time in the sauna (at my request) , and then a great massage from Candy. I have seen her before and will see her in the future. She said business was slow (I was only customer at the moment). A couple of customers arrived near the end of my session and a couple more arrived as I was starting up my car to leave so I guess I got there at the right time. All in all a great way to finish the work week and start the weekend.

So I'd seen this ad, 'attractive Asian for massage' or similiar, near Fairfax Hospitol, for $120. So I check it out. She has to let me in, unamed door on 2nd floor across from legitimate Drs office. Cute little Chinese chick, nice little business office with about 3 massage rooms. No TS. I paid up front. I soon realize that she has zero massage skills. I mean nothing. She just coos and flirts and teases. After 30min I flip, play with her B cups, she finishes me off standard. I feel bad for her, and shell another. 3, and tell he that I'll come back. Not.

Scratch this one off your list.

I got a BBBJCIM from a girl who worked there when it was Eagle. Unfortunatly she went on bacation shortly after. This was in Winter of '05 so don't mob the place.

I haven't been in there in years. I thought they were shut down.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1192829]Wanted to try an AMP I just heard about called Swan, I think it just opened. The lady who ushered me in on arrival looked promising, but a different girl, overweight and plain, came into the room to do the deed. Deal-breaker. I asked if there was another girl available, she said no. I edged out the door, apologizing profusely. She seemed to take it ok, said to come back another time.

So it's off to 5015 for a third visit. Peeled off four 20s for the house. Drew 'Alisa' or 'Alicia, ' Japanese, said she was 32 but looked younger. Fairly cute, so-so body, nice soft skin. Did this young lady show me a good time! Lots of roaming, disrobed willingly, gave me full access (I didn't propose FS, but had the feeling it might have been a go) , didn't negotiate tip in advance, did a leisurely tour of my body with hands and lips, nice gentle touch, BB kisses, finished with a 69. She was respectful, almost worshipful, good eye contact, a bit of an actress but who cares, I felt like a freakin king. What a pleasure after some of these girls who don't have a clue how to please a guy. Only funny thing was that she didn't encourage conversation, answered my questions only briefly and ventured none of her own. Declined to give me her digits at the end. I felt generous and tipped $.

Grabbed a couple of burritos to go at the Taco Bell a couple of doors down, drove home and slid into my easy chair in time for the tipoff of the playoff game. Sweet. Derrick Rose is not the only one who scored tonight. [/QUOTE]FWIW, the concept of a Japanese provider is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. For the most part, it doesn't exist. Even in Honolulu, which has more Asians per square inch than any other city in the country, you will find no true Japanese. You will find lots of Koreans, Thais, Viets, even Filipinas pretending to be Japanese. But no real Japanese providers. It's an urban myth my friend.

If you can even find a girl who speaks Japanese, it's most probably a Korean girl who has lived in Japan. They somehow think they up their credibility or value by claiming to be Japanese. And judging by the number of guys who fantasize that they have been with a Japanese provider, there must be some truth to their assumptions.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Volvos40; 1194137]So I'd seen this ad, 'attractive Asian for massage' or similiar, near Fairfax Hospitol, for $120. So I check it out. She has to let me in, unamed door on 2nd floor across from legitimate Drs office. Cute little Chinese chick, nice little business office with about 3 massage rooms. No TS. I paid up front. I soon realize that she has zero massage skills. I mean nothing. She just coos and flirts and teases. After 30min I flip, play with her B cups, she finishes me off standard. I feel bad for her, and shell another. 3, and tell he that I'll come back. Not.

Scratch this one off your list. [/QUOTE]You paid 120 for a lousy massage, why would you feel bad for her and shell out even more? A high-quality massage and topless flip from a woman who has spent a lot of her own time and money to acquire massage skills and a license is 120, total.

Other types of women spend their efforts learning how to put on a sad face and manipulate overpaying customers into tipping even more. They are more skilled in breaking down psychological barriers than in giving massage. No need to succumb. Hold the line; you'll feel better after you leave.

Purge the undeserved guilt from your mind, and go out with a healthier respect for your own wallet and what you are entitled (repeat, entitled) to for the hard-earned money you're spending.

Finally, why not give the rest of us enough information so we know who to avoid? Let's try to put the bad ones out of business.

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1194233]FWIW, the concept of a Japanese provider is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. For the most part, it doesn't exist. Even in Honolulu, which has more Asians per square inch than any other city in the country, you will find no true Japanese. You will find lots of Koreans, Thais, Viets, even Filipinas pretending to be Japanese. But no real Japanese providers. It's an urban myth my friend.

If you can even find a girl who speaks Japanese, it's most probably a Korean girl who has lived in Japan. They somehow think they up their credibility or value by claiming to be Japanese. And judging by the number of guys who fantasize that they have been with a Japanese provider, there must be some truth to their assumptions.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]AMPs and sushi restaurants are all named Ginza, Kyoto, Samurai, Shogun, Osaka, and other Japanese words, but the owners and staff are invariably Korean. Say Hello, or please in Japanese to a sushi chef; good luck finding one who answers, and doesn't just nod his head and pretend he understands.

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster;1194261]AMPs and sushi restaurants are all named Ginza, Kyoto, Samurai, Shogun, Osaka, and other Japanese words, but the owners and staff are invariably Korean. Say Hello, or please in Japanese to a sushi chef; good luck finding one who answers, and doesn't just nod his head and pretend he understands.[/QUOTE]Too true unforunately. But let's be thankful for two things:

1.) Korean people have a long history of eating raw fish somewhat similar to that found in Japanese cuisine.

2.) Korean women have pussies very similar to Japanese pussies.

3.) Many Korean women do not shave their pussies.

Ok. That was three things.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=LexLuther; 1194233]FWIW, the concept of a Japanese provider is like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. For the most part, it doesn't exist. Even in Honolulu, which has more Asians per square inch than any other city in the country, you will find no true Japanese. You will find lots of Koreans, Thais, Viets, even Filipinas pretending to be Japanese. But no real Japanese providers. It's an urban myth my friend.

If you can even find a girl who speaks Japanese, it's most probably a Korean girl who has lived in Japan. They somehow think they up their credibility or value by claiming to be Japanese. And judging by the number of guys who fantasize that they have been with a Japanese provider, there must be some truth to their assumptions.

LexLuther[/QUOTE]Thanks Lex. It's true that this provider said she was Japanese and I took that at face value. I couldn't tell from her appearance, and I didn't know Japanese are considered more desirable than Korean. Personally I'm attracted to Asians of all nationalities, especially Indians who seem never to work in MPs in this area.

Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Capricaone;1192873]Sometimes the paranoia amuses. R:R I doubt its a secret as all these places advertise. They are bound to be in some paper or on BP at some point. I'm just being lazy about it and would prefer to visit a place that's gotten positive reviews versus taking the potential hit of visiting a random place. I've hung around this site for years going back to before Vermont got busted and became a NOVA std place. I've seen the interior of practically every place in DC, including my favorite Orange (boy did I get bummed when that place shut down). But never felt like posting anything or asking questions. Probably because for the first few years I was all paranoid myself but by now I really don't give a fuck. The coppers all know where the parties are at and its only because they have better things to do that they leave them alone. Sure sometimes they roll up a few that were becoming too conspicuous but for the most part its not a big deal. So if you want to share, its appreciated. And if you do, well I'll still enjoy hanging out and being an observer here.[/QUOTE]MoonView hit the nail on the head, Capri. It's not that we're averse to sharing intel; we do it all the time on these borads, but the primo stuff is shared via back-channel. That way, it doesn't cause a place or a provider to get higher on LEO's radar screen. Remember, LEO has limited resources. Granted, those resources are plentiful, but they're [b]not infinite[/b]. They still need to be reasonably efficient. So, even though they probably know about all of these places (or, at least the AMPs, but maybe not the CCs) , they're likely going to target the ones that are operating flagrantly. The only times they'll go after the run-of-the-mill stuff are when they need to show they're "really crackin' down" on these places or when election time is rolling around. So, we're not going to just give out the numbers or locations of the best places to any ol' clown that asks.

And, with regard to your long-time membership on this forum, if you've been mooching off of the fruits of other mongers' labor and experience for so long, then I sure as heck ain't going to give out any stuff to you. You earn your cred by what you post (and share back-channel). The information that mongers share on these boards was gained through the expenditures of their hard-earned dollars and their valuable and limited personal time. If you think yourself somehow different, or just want to be lazy, fine. You get out of this board what you put into it. But, the more you put into it, the more dividends you'll gain.

RR

[QUOTE=MoonView; 1193096]You missed his points.

Sure "coppers" know and yes they have better things to do, we all know that but just because you don't "give a fuck" maybe some of us do. So the less publicity (ie drawing unwanted attention) the better for obvious reasons as one of us who "cares" might be the unlucky one that gets pinched on that particular raid. Got it, understand?

As for hanging out and just observing; sure you can get by on that but you will find yourself missing out on of a lot of good intel through PMs, info that never sees the light of day on the site's public posting forum. So I hope newbies find themselves wanting to become contributors vs observers, and not just waiting for the scraps to fall from the table.

Good luck with it.

MnV[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bunker Buster; 1194250]You paid 120 for a lousy massage, why would you feel bad for her and shell out even more? A high-quality massage and topless flip from a woman who has spent a lot of her own time and money to acquire massage skills and a license is 120, total.

Other types of women spend their efforts learning how to put on a sad face and manipulate overpaying customers into tipping even more. They are more skilled in breaking down psychological barriers than in giving massage. No need to succumb. Hold the line; you'll feel better after you leave.

Purge the undeserved guilt from your mind, and go out with a healthier respect for your own wallet and what you are entitled (repeat, entitled) to for the hard-earned money you're spending.

Finally, why not give the rest of us enough information so we know who to avoid? Let's try to put the bad ones out of business. [/QUOTE]Exactly. I got annoyed when the AMP prices went up, so now with a "basic" tip, it's 120. Some complain, others don't. But you can also find good private MP tech's who really do a great massage with a finish for 120. As BB said. Do not feel sorry or tip for bad service.

[QUOTE=Ambidextrous; 1194396]Thanks Lex. It's true that this provider said she was Japanese and I took that at face value. I couldn't tell from her appearance, and I didn't know Japanese are considered more desirable than Korean. Personally I'm attracted to Asians of all nationalities, especially Indians who seem never to work in MPs in this area.

Happy hunting. [/QUOTE]You seem to be fairly new to the hobby (judging by your number of posts). Nothing intrinsically wrong with that. But as someone who has been at this game for many, many years, I can tell you that many people regard the concept of a Japanese AMP (or otherwise) provider as the ne plus ultra of providers. If you look at porn at all (God forbid!) , you will see the Jap provider put forward in a way which implies that she is the best one could possibly expect in that role. They seem more beautiful, more understanding, more extreme in their lovemaking than any other woman could possibly be. Isn't the Japanese Geisha regarded as a woman who has raised pleasing a man to the level of art? And isn't it plausable to believe that a Japanese provider one who has raised prostitution (or being an AMP worker, for AMP workers are not after all prostitutes, are they?) to a level beyond being a Geisha? You get the idea?

And since they likewise seem to be unobtainable, who wouldn't regard them as more desirable? Don't we most want that which we are least likely to obtain?

Therefore whenever I see some neophyte declare that this or that Korean was not Korean, but was Japanese, I feel compelled to educate said neophyte that said Japanese provider was in fact your bog standard Korean (or Chinese) provider. In other words, I delight in bursting their (dare I say it) Japanese bubbles.

Regarding the Indians, they are available, but more often as escorts, albeit very expensive ones.

LexLuther