Escort Reports

Nothing to do on Friday? Huh. I recall exchanging texts with her on Monday and setting a date for Friday, which I confirmed at 11 am on Friday and got the silent treatment. I'll start carrying corned beef with me.

[QUOTE=DaddyForYou;3762798]So I am minding my own business Friday night and get a text from Jameson asking what I am doing. Well I am watching Shark Tank Well she is super bored and can she come over? Well I guess so. So we chit chat for quite awhile and I mention that I am going to make crock pot corned beef for St. Paddy Day. She says maybe she can pre cook it a bit. Well have at it. Nice time as always.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3763618]My doubled-over laughing ceased, I checked ThotSlap's research. Sure as shit, Urban Dictionary says just that! There's so many smart ass things I could write here but I'll leave it to others.[/QUOTE]I'm never going to be able to look at a breakfast menu the same way.

[QUOTE=AngryBob;3763685]Ummm, have a feeling she's going to be waiting on a bunch of mongers' tables Wednesday evening. LOL.[/QUOTE]"Why are there all these tables with just one guy at them?

"I dunno".

Rude and sassy. Beware. Claims 2 b only 18 yrs old. I've never seen such a meaty pussy on such a young petite girl. Big girl, big pussy. Little girl, all pussy. Crazy donation, north side in call. Sister drives her to out calls. YMMV.

All these reports of bad communication, poor service, bad attitudes from other providers lately. Had the pleasure of spending some quality time with Carmen again recently. Guys, if this doesn't convince you she's worth a visit even with a somewhat limited menu, I don't know what will. And she loves early morning and daytime appointments at her safe, clean hotel.

I changed jobs and looking for a good provider in the north ridge area for nooners. Anyone having a suggestion, feel free to pm me. Thanks.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;3766520]All these reports of bad communication, poor service, bad attitudes from other providers lately. Had the pleasure of spending some quality time with Carmen again recently. Guys, if this doesn't convince you she's worth a visit even with a somewhat limited menu, I don't know what will. And she loves early morning and daytime appointments at her safe, clean hotel.[/QUOTE]I will reiterate your point stated differently. Only worth it if you are fine with a limited menu. DATY will never be available.

Hey y'all.

I had a couple of dreams about Crystal a few months back.

She had me buy some cigs, The first time was because she "wanted to have an extra layer of security".

And the second time was because she didn't realize I'd already been there before.

2nd time was better than the first, as it should be, she was relaxed once I got there on both occasions. Both occasions she was late. Different excuses, wondering how many she has.

Both times started with a BJ, first one covered, second time BBBJ for an extra little bit.

2nd time she put on an outfit, which was very very nice. Lot of dirty talk, and didn't mind me rubbing her pucker, which is always fun. FIV, DATY, miss, k9, pretty open menu, not into greek, but can't blame her because of her size.

Some have said she likes to acquire things, but I didn't experience that myself.

Does anyone have Violet's #? I'd like to give her a try, but there's no response to the digits I have.

PM is fine if you'd rather not post them here.

Picked her up around noon and back to the ranch. Very nice time as always. I don't know if I wore her out or she was just tired, but she took a 3 hoour nap. Then on to Poto for dinner / bingo / slots. Had a nice night at the casino of a Grant.

Emily is back and has a new number. If you want the info send me a message and I will pass it on.

Does anyone know if she is still around and if so anyone with contact info? Saw her along time ago then she went silent You I'm me if you like. Thanks.

Went and saw Carmen this morning, I haven't seen her in a while. Imo she is still hot and just as sexy as I remember her to be. Great location, clean mid level hotel, clean room. No hassles. Nice catching up with her and seeing she's doing well. Down to the action. HJ to warm up, CBJ that is absoultly spot on for me. Some roaming hands and move to cg. Theres something about big boobs hanging in my face. Move to k9. Just a perfect ass! The sound of bodies slapping together. Just such a passionate woman. Even with all that going for me I was losing my mojo. She was determined to have me leave happy. Very nice HJ finish. Cleaned me up. Shot the breeze some more. I love it when a woman will just sit bare ass naked talking. Omw for the start of my day. Happy!

Just a really good time for me. Cool chick, no rush at all. If you want to see her she will be around for a few more days then she will be gone for a couple weeks.

Enjoy.

Great report! I have been interested in her for some time now but the only link I have found is quite old and I don't believe the number is current.

Help a guy out? Either a link to lead me there or just the current #? Sorry to be pressing for info but I just can't find anything current. Thanks and feel free to private message me if you would rather do that.

[QUOTE=Ps1999;3767881]Went and saw Carmen this morning, I haven't seen her in a while. Imo she is still hot and just as sexy as I remember her to be. Great location, clean mid level hotel, clean room. No hassles. Nice catching up with her and seeing she's doing well. Down to the action. HJ to warm up, CBJ that is absoultly spot on for me. Some roaming hands and move to cg. Theres something about big boobs hanging in my face. Move to k9. Just a perfect ass! The sound of bodies slapping together. Just such a passionate woman. Even with all that going for me I was losing my mojo. She was determined to have me leave happy. Very nice HJ finish. Cleaned me up. Shot the breeze some more. I love it when a woman will just sit bare ass naked talking. Omw for the start of my day. Happy!

Just a really good time for me. Cool chick, no rush at all. If you want to see her she will be around for a few more days then she will be gone for a couple weeks.

Enjoy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LuvNitdc5;3767921]Great report! I have been interested in her for some time now but the only link I have found is quite old and I don't believe the number is current.

Help a guy out? Either a link to lead me there or just the current #? Sorry to be pressing for info but I just can't find anything current. Thanks and feel free to private message me if you would rather do that.[/QUOTE]Current pics and contact info.

[URL]https://myproviderguide.com/wisconsin/milwaukee/escorts/9218975[/URL]

Outstanding personality no doubt, but that's where it ends, if ya have any taste at all maybe be a 4. 5. huge baby damage, extremely spidered tummy, worse than a windshield hit head on, altho above average ta tas, they droop big time for someone so young, tatted ta tas not my thing, & even a monster negative kicker, no daty, no kissing, no bb, no anal, with all thise down falls in this business, theres a couple of ya, talking her up as a runwsy model, or the bext voming of mother theresa, ypu can't be that hard up, again for personality, she's a solid 9,other than that, I may stop if she was a carnival worker & throw a fee darts at the balloons for small talk, but would never consider a job for my healthy junior.

SORRY ADMIN 2,jyst trying to keep it real.

EAGLE 19.

[blue]Why would you apologize for not liking the chick? I aint fucking her.

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[QUOTE=Eagle19;3768141]Outstanding personality no doubt, but that's where it ends, if ya have any taste at all maybe be a 4. 5. huge baby damage, extremely spidered tummy, worse than a windshield hit head on, altho above average ta tas, they droop big time for someone so young, tatted ta tas not my thing, & even a monster negative kicker, no daty, no kissing, no bb, no anal, with all thise down falls in this business, theres a couple of ya, talking her up as a runwsy model, or the bext voming of mother theresa, ypu can't be that hard up, again for personality, she's a solid 9,other than that, I may stop if she was a carnival worker & throw a fee darts at the balloons for small talk, but would never consider a job for my healthy junior.

SORRY ADMIN 2,jyst trying to keep it real.

EAGLE 19.

[blue]Why would you apologize for not liking the chick? I aint fucking her.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]To each their own bro, but you're WAY overstating the baby damage. She's 30 with 36 D's and a couples kids, of course there's some sag. Still some of the hugest nipples I've ever seen. The limited menu has been discussed.

For a relatively budget friendly provider you get the great attitude you mentioned, great communication, morning and daytime availability, punctual, clean, no habit, safe location and non-rushed experience. One of the best CBJ I ever had and normally that's a deal breaker.

No ones trying to paint her as the second coming of Mother Theresa. Go ahead and chase your 20 year old with firm tits and a washboard stomach and while you're holding your own dick in the parking lot of some crappy notel because she went ghost or cursing because her pics aren't real, I'll be enjoying my time with a with someone who loves what she does and and makes sure I leave with a smile on my face. I'm at an age where reliability and attitude mean more than chasing the unicorn.

[QUOTE=Eagle19;3768141]Outstanding personality no doubt, but that's where it ends, if ya have any taste at all maybe be a 4. 5. huge baby damage, extremely spidered tummy, worse than a windshield hit head on, altho above average ta tas, they droop big time for someone so young, tatted ta tas not my thing, & even a monster negative kicker, no daty, no kissing, no bb, no anal, with all thise down falls in this business, theres a couple of ya, talking her up as a runwsy model, or the bext voming of mother theresa, ypu can't be that hard up, again for personality, she's a solid 9,other than that, I may stop if she was a carnival worker & throw a fee darts at the balloons for small talk, but would never consider a job for my healthy junior.

SORRY ADMIN 2,jyst trying to keep it real.

EAGLE 19.

[blue]Why would you apologize for not liking the chick? I aint fucking her.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I don't have a problem with your report at all. I think that this board is made up of every kind of taste and opinion, and we find our own.

Her menu is limited. I've seen plenty with a more open menu for less, but I wouldn't go back because there were too many extras on their menu.

1) use issues.

2) not reliable.

3) crappy incall.

4) phone blowing up and no having the respect / sense to turn it off.

5) personality like a rock.

6) not being clean.

I think you get the point. At this point I'm looking for perfection. I can take the baby damage over my list above. When I've seen her I've felt absoulty comfortable being, from the first time. I'm not trying to sell you or anyone else on her. I shared my time with her because I think that's what she will offer every guy she see's and that's consistancy. So there's that.
* I'm not looking for perfection

I had always wanted to see Michelle, the blonde West Allis MILF who moved to Waukegan in 2017. She was reviewed here numerous times, everything from she being flaky or bipolar or arrogant to she being hot and friendly and horny. Anyway, she started posting at different sites a few days ago so I contacted her today via text. We established a time, donation and incall hotel. I was stoked! About a mile within my destination she texted me, saying her brother stopped by unexpectedly to her room to bring her food. I was instructed to wait for her call as "he doesn't know I do this. " I can easily get spooked but thought okay, I'll wait in the parking lot for a few minutes. I pulled in and saw Jess sitting on a curb smoking a cig and looking at her phone. That's when everything clicked in my mind: they must be sharing a room and Michelle had a client. She texted me 15 minutes later saying her "brother" left, I was a gentleman and said "maybe next time. " Damn.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3770115]I had always wanted to see Michelle, the blonde West Allis MILF who moved to Waukegan in 2017. She was reviewed here numerous times, everything from she being flaky or bipolar or arrogant to she being hot and friendly and horny. Anyway, she started posting at different sites a few days ago so I contacted her today via text. We established a time, donation and incall hotel. I was stoked! About a mile within my destination she texted me, saying her brother stopped by unexpectedly to her room to bring her food. I was instructed to wait for her call as "he doesn't know I do this. " I can easily get spooked but thought okay, I'll wait in the parking lot for a few minutes. I pulled in and saw Jess sitting on a curb smoking a cig and looking at her phone. That's when everything clicked in my mind: they must be sharing a room and Michelle had a client. She texted me 15 minutes later saying her "brother" left, I was a gentleman and said "maybe next time. " Damn.[/QUOTE]Yup. I had that when I tried to see her the first time in Brookfield. She told me he was a Truck Driver LOL.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3770115]I had always wanted to see Michelle, the blonde West Allis MILF who moved to Waukegan in 2017. She was reviewed here numerous times, everything from she being flaky or bipolar or arrogant to she being hot and friendly and horny. Anyway, she started posting at different sites a few days ago so I contacted her today via text. We established a time, donation and incall hotel. I was stoked! About a mile within my destination she texted me, saying her brother stopped by unexpectedly to her room to bring her food. I was instructed to wait for her call as "he doesn't know I do this. " I can easily get spooked but thought okay, I'll wait in the parking lot for a few minutes. I pulled in and saw Jess sitting on a curb smoking a cig and looking at her phone. That's when everything clicked in my mind: they must be sharing a room and Michelle had a client. She texted me 15 minutes later saying her "brother" left, I was a gentleman and said "maybe next time. " Damn.[/QUOTE]She did the exact thing to me about a year ago. Finally did see her in West Allis. Wish I hadn't seen her. Ever wonder why her pics are just from the chest up?

After all the hype here I finally met Kendall. All I can say is Holy Shit! Great time with a talented, friendly lady. If I didn't have to go to work I would have asked to stay longer. Kendall if you're reading this, thank you for the great time. Guys, 6 star performance on a 5 star scale.

Another American idol judge over exaggerating, where's Simon Cowell when you need him. Its ratings like that, that will make these average looking ladies get GPS. Sire her talents are above average, very accommodating for sure once there, a 6 on a scale 1-5,some need to step out more often. No disrespect, never post comments like that causes inflation, better kept in a pm Setting, just my opinion.

EAGLE 19.

Emily is indeed back and better than ever. When I got in her room I was met with a dfk like I was her long lost boyfriend. Clothes came off and as I was standing there she got on her knees and gave me a great BBBJ all the while looking up at me with those big brown eyes. She was really into it. Dam she is a hoover. Daty then mish to finish. Great time with a nice lady.

[QUOTE=LoneRanger327;3771424]After all the hype here I finally met Kendall. All I can say is Holy Shit! Great time with a talented, friendly lady. If I didn't have to go to work I would have asked to stay longer. Kendall if you're reading this, thank you for the great time. Guys, 6 star performance on a 5 star scale.[/QUOTE]I saw you quote my review on TER.

Looks like you had an amazing time too. Kendall is just simply the best.

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3770115]I had always wanted to see Michelle, the blonde West Allis MILF who moved to Waukegan in 2017. She was reviewed here numerous times, everything from she being flaky or bipolar or arrogant to she being hot and friendly and horny. Anyway, she started posting at different sites a few days ago so I contacted her today via text. We established a time, donation and incall hotel. I was stoked! About a mile within my destination she texted me, saying her brother stopped by unexpectedly to her room to bring her food. I was instructed to wait for her call as "he doesn't know I do this. " I can easily get spooked but thought okay, I'll wait in the parking lot for a few minutes. I pulled in and saw Jess sitting on a curb smoking a cig and looking at her phone. That's when everything clicked in my mind: they must be sharing a room and Michelle had a client. She texted me 15 minutes later saying her "brother" left, I was a gentleman and said "maybe next time. " Damn.[/QUOTE]Was this Olive Oyl Jess? Or a different one?

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[QUOTE=CruisingY;3771292]She did the exact thing to me about a year ago. Finally did see her in West Allis. Wish I hadn't seen her. Ever wonder why her pics are just from the chest up?[/QUOTE]Just a little FYI. As of yesterday, Michelle is back to posting in Waukegan.

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/224-423-6589/86924222[/URL]

Booked an hour and saw her last week at her apartment on the Southside. My second time seeing her. Bedroom is kind of a disaster, said she's packing up to leave town soon.

She loves what she does, no doubt about it. Had to pick up covers on the way there. She's got a really nice body for a woman in her upper 40's. Small tits, pretty slender midsection and a nice round ass. Wearing some lingerie.

Some LFK and mutual rubbing, followed by quality BBBJ. She has a mirror setup so she can watch herself. DATY tastes clean and she goes crazy when you hit her favorite spot. Cover on an then to mish and I finished quicker than I would have looked. LOL. Talked for a bit then made an effort at a second round, but Jr wasn't having it.

Good times had.

[QUOTE=Zazap;3772747]Booked an hour and saw her last week at her apartment on the Southside. My second time seeing her. Bedroom is kind of a disaster, said she's packing up to leave town soon.

She loves what she does, no doubt about it. Had to pick up covers on the way there. She's got a really nice body for a woman in her upper 40's. Small tits, pretty slender midsection and a nice round ass. Wearing some lingerie.

Some LFK and mutual rubbing, followed by quality BBBJ. She has a mirror setup so she can watch herself. DATY tastes clean and she goes crazy when you hit her favorite spot. Cover on an then to mish and I finished quicker than I would have looked. LOL. Talked for a bit then made an effort at a second round, but Jr wasn't having it.

Good times had.[/QUOTE]Guys its true she leaves town the in less then two weeks. So if you want some get it now. Keep her busy so she doesn't want to leave.

[QUOTE=OildaleGuy;3772160]Was this Olive Oyl Jess? Or a different one?[/QUOTE]That's the Jess. She's been staying at the same place for awhile now, I get the feeling she's living day-to-day financially. Whether she and Michelle were actually sharing an incall was a hunch of mine based on what happened (more like what didn't happen) to me.

[QUOTE=Zazap;3772747]Booked an hour and saw her last week at her apartment on the Southside. My second time seeing her. Bedroom is kind of a disaster, said she's packing up to leave town soon.

She loves what she does, no doubt about it. Had to pick up covers on the way there. She's got a really nice body for a woman in her upper 40's. Small tits, pretty slender midsection and a nice round ass. Wearing some lingerie.

Some LFK and mutual rubbing, followed by quality BBBJ. She has a mirror setup so she can watch herself. DATY tastes clean and she goes crazy when you hit her favorite spot. Cover on an then to mish and I finished quicker than I would have looked. LOL. Talked for a bit then made an effort at a second round, but Jr wasn't having it.

Good times had.[/QUOTE]I'm glad when someone posts a report and says it like it is, not like I pounded her like a porn star in multiple positions for an hour and half with multiple pops.

Great review sounds like a nice provider.

Tried to contact Wendy, is she gone? Anyone with info?

[QUOTE=CuriousJack;3772822]That's the Jess. She's been staying at the same place for awhile now, I get the feeling she's living day-to-day financially. Whether she and Michelle were actually sharing an incall was a hunch of mine based on what happened (more like what didn't happen) to me.[/QUOTE]Yeah, she's been falling into Wisconsin's most deadly habit here. Tried to go bare with me last time I visited her and complained that she was giving me head too long and her neck was hurting, was maybe down there for 3 minutes (not even an entire commercial break, the TV was on) Don't even think she is worth it for the price point anymore now that service has gone to shit, she's using, and its starting to smell in there. Plus I'm so over the texts every other day or so "PLEASE CUM VISIT I'm IN TROUBLE AND don't HAVE ROOM MONEY OR MONEY TO POST" but then 10 minutes later she has an ad up LOL.

Saw Rae recently. On them she is listed as a Chicago provider but she is in town. She is on the bigger side, but the best Greek I've ever had. Next time I will skip the CBJ and FS. She has love handles that you can grab and just tear that bubble butt up.

[QUOTE=Griswold99;3773062]Tried to contact Wendy, is she gone? Anyone with info?[/QUOTE]I just saw Wendy Friday night. Great time. She gave me an awesome BBBJCIMWS! $ for a HHR. I'm a BJ lover and that's in my top 3. Nice gal too. Wendy is staying at a hotel not that far from her last one downtown. Treat her well.

Saw Violet in the morning for a very nice BBBJCIM but I was surprised when she suddenly says "you better hurry up" after about 3 to 5 minutes. What? Being rushed is one of my least favorite things in this world especially at her rates. She is a lovely lady, I'm just shocked those words came out. Not completely satisfied I had to find comfort with a couple of the same old regulars that night. Hanna and Mya. BBBJCIM with Hanna and CFS with BBBJCIM finish with Mya (not at the same time) love watching those titties bounce in my face. Absolutely no complaining at all from either. Thank you ladies.

Seen Jamie recently. When her DTBBBJCIM is on point it is phenomenal. Her face is scabbed up but I see her late at night so who cares. She does do her best to cover it up. I have never checked out her body?? Lovely lady though. Car dates only but she is located way outside of the loops in safe area. Satisfying time as always.

[QUOTE=VikingPride;3773749]Saw Violet in the morning for a very nice BBBJCIM but I was surprised when she suddenly says "you better hurry up" after about 3 to 5 minutes. What? Being rushed is one of my least favorite things in this world especially at her rates. She is a lovely lady, I'm just shocked those words came out. Not completely satisfied I had to find comfort with a couple of the same old regulars that night. Hanna and Mya. BBBJCIM with Hanna and CFS with BBBJCIM finish with Mya (not at the same time) love watching those titties bounce in my face. Absolutely no complaining at all from either. Thank you ladies.[/QUOTE]Someone got their tax return! JK.

When to Kendall a few days ago. Nothing new to add, service was great as others have reported. Room was clean Kendall was great full menu. If you see her at the older downtown hotel the elevators are to the left past the two open doors. Hope thy is helps as I had to walk around a bit before finding the elevators. Not good.