Massage Parlor Reports

Have been RTFF.ing for a while and decided to take the plunge and get back into the AMP action. I was a former patron of Golden in Fairfax. When they closed I kind of drifted out of this particular corner of the hobby for a few years.

I decided to make my reentry at Kim's off Backlick Rd. (By the way guys, somone should mention that Kim's is AROUND THE SIDE of the building). From my readings I was prepared to answer truthfully the "you been here before? " question from mamasan, whose name I gathered was Angie (she's very short, right? ).

Well, maybe I look like one of you senior mongers, but she greeted me with a "Where you been? Not see you long time" She hugged me and I decided to play along. It's been awhile Angie, I've been traveling. It's good to be back. "You stay hour, right" Of course. Here's the four Jacskons, who is working today? "I send you Ruby, You like Ruby" You want hot tea? " Yes please, that would be nice.

Ruby came in. Attractive, young (late 20s) K-girl wearing the short jean skirt and and tight fitting top. "Hi, I'm Ruby". Good English. It was obvious she knew she had never seen me before. Took my hand and off to the TS.

Excellent table shower with attention paid to all the right places. Dusty, Jr. Was at full attention during the entire operation. On the TS flip, she had me place my hand on Jr. To complete the washing process. She laughed. "He big guy. We take care of him" Oh yes!

Back to the room she begins with the soft massage. Roaming was allowed. Skirt stayed on but got my hands underneath it. Top came down (pretty red bra was also dropped) revealing a very nice set of C's (my estimate). On the flip the standard NOVA finish was given at the begiinning of the session. Very satisfying. Cleaned me up nicely.

She returned and the rest of the hour was a very nice massage. I got the idea that I could play the "Superman" role if desired but just felt like enjoying the rub without the additional tug. I left $50 as a tip. I know it's probaby $10 too much but I liked the lady.

On the way out Angie gave me a hug, a bottle of water and some candy bars. "You come back soon".

OK Angie, can do. I will, of course, report on the follow up.

Hit the ol' SWC.

It has declined.

Provider was unattractive and a bit rough.

Will not repeat.

I went to V&P on Friday afternoon, my first time at this place. I was greeted by "My" who was a little old for my liking, maybe mid to late 40's or maybe even early 50's. She said she was the oldest and ugliest one there and they have lots of pretty girls (well then why did I get you, huh)

Opted for 30 mins and roaming was allowed. My gosh, what a great rack on her, all natural, great nipples and perhaps c's. Standard fare. 6 then. 4 tip normal finish.

[QUOTE=Donkey King]After reading some good reports, I went to give V&P a try.

Bad idea. I walked in and was greeted by Kim. At first I thought she was the m'msan. But then when I saw she was wearing biker shorts, I realized no such luck. Kim is probably pushing 50. She is probably old enough to be my mom.

I should have asked for another provider. But I didn't see or hear anyone else. She did a bad massage. And was asking me how I wanted her to massage me, the whole time. Of course she was so old, I was not trying to play any games w/ her or roam at all. So the end game, she asked if I wanted any more massage, I said, "no thank you" got dressed, left her $15 tip and walked out.

Upon walking out, I did see a more attractive younger provider (mid-30's). Oh well, so then I went to give Best a shot after reading reviews there.[/QUOTE]

I called Angie (she is MMS at ***'s) for an appointment earlier this week.

She always makes a fuss when she sees me (and everyone else as best I can tell). She confirmed I'd be there an hour, brought me my change and said she would send in "new girl."

Candy came in a few moments later. We passed a few pleasantries and, as the shower was occupied, she suggested we start with some stretching, etc.

I laid down on the table, and for 15 minutes or so she did a nice job of long strokes and flexibility. At that time I determined Candy was not "sweet" on roaming -- so, as I believe roaming is impolite if not welcomed I relaxed for the massage.

Off to the TS for a nice hot wash. Everything thoroghly cleaned and I thought it funny she put on a pair of "wellies" to keep her feet more or less dry.

Back to the room for more good massage (medium deep).

On the flip -- some enjoyable surprises, but actually a rather mechanical NoVA ending.

Candy has shoulder-length black hair, a pleasant round face, is typically and proprotionately shaped and is pleasant in demeanor

Remember -- always be nice to the ladies

Went to AT. Walked in, it was quiet. Kelly greeted me. Recognized me and brought me back. The room was perfect temp. Wasn't even given a towel to cover. She took care of the lower back, legs, and feet. Get me to the flip and bang. It was a great release. Gentle touching allowed throughout. Top came off. In and out at 130 for the hour.

Went to Aroma, I was offered two late 30's Korean women. Since in NOVA, FS is usually impossible at AMP, I took two, as I figured the tip would not be a factor. I was surprised that they agreed to a BJ, albiet CBJ. One thing very odd was that they used saran wrap. Once in Nicaragua I had a SW insist on two condoms, (I figured it was like a baseball player warming up with two bats) but saran wrap was a first for this monger.

[Color=DarkBlue]Even though it was a bit out of the way for me, I decided to visit old Mike Ono's place after I finished work on Monday. When I arrived, the "receptionist" --- a short gal in her mid-40s with A-cups --- took me into one of the back rooms. Told her I wanted one hour and asked if she would be my therapist. She said "Next time," took the house fee (.8), and told me to get ready for TS.

A few minutes later, another gal named Genie (as in, rub the bottle and magic things happen) knocks and comes in. She was a cute thing, probably mid-30s, and seemed to have a good attitude: friendly, even a bit mirthful, but also a tad reserved. So, at that point it was off to the TS, where I enjoyed a comfortably hot and thoroughly soapy scrubdown. She expressed concern a couple times that the water might be too hot (I told her it wasn't) and, when she got to one point and asked permission, I was thinking that this might not turn out to be the session I originally anticipated. Nevertheless, she rinsed me off and we returned to the room.

Genie had me lie face down and said she would return in "one minute." She came back with a pair of full-size towels, slightly damp and nicely heated, and layed one across my back & shoulders, the other across my lower back and thighs. She took a dry towel and layed that over both the warm damp towels. Then, she climbed onto the table and did a very nice back walk for about 10 minutes, covering everything from feet to shoulders. I was starting to feel very good by that point.

Afterward, as the towels had started to lose their warmth, she removed them and dried me off. Then she took some talc powder and sprinkled it on my back and legs and proceeded to give a very decent medium massage. Again, she covered everything from scalp and shoulders down to the calves. Genie also worked out kinks in my calve and thigh muscles by sitting in a RCG position (with me still face down) and applying some creative stretches there. Then, she turns around and, while seated on my upper thighs, grabs my arms and pulls up to give my back and shoulders a good stretching. All in all, the massage was very thorough and competent. Then, she has me flip over.

On the flip, she massages the shoulders, arms, neck, and scalp some more, before asking (more by a look and a raise of her eyebrows than by saying anything) if she missed anything. A simple nod and a glance from me, and she proceeded to provide the finishing touches to a very satisfying session. Roaming was allowed during the last past.

The entire session was a bit more than an hour, probably 75 minutes, but Mike Ono's receptionist didn't knock on the door or shout anything from without. It was completely unrushed and completely satisfying. I tipped a bit more than normal (.65) because of the extra time she took and the extra techniques she used. Total = $.45

I will repeat with her, if she's still around when I return in a week or so. (I also want to work on that receptionist, to see if I she will actually take care of me "next time." I give it a 60/40 chance of success.)[INDENT]
[B][U]Therapist[/U][/B]
[B]F:[/B] 7.5
[B]B:[/B] 8.0
[B]A:[/B] 9.0
[B]S:[/B] 9.0
([U]Details:[/U] 5'-3", 120#, 36C, flat broad face, good proportions, no noticeable belly, dark hair to above shoulders)

[B][U]TS[/U][/B]
Temperature: 8.5
Cleanliness: 9.0
Thoroughness: 8.5

[B][U]Massage[/U][/B]
Technique: 8.5
Completeness: 8.5
Satisfaction: 9.0
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[B][I]Have fun at the Forum[/I]
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This is my first report gentlemen and I am sorry to say, it is not a good one. Of course, I suppose it is good if you consider that I am saving you money and time. There has been a new ad on CL for asian message. I was curious so I thought I would take an early lunch and do a recon. I called first, hard to get them to answer. Finally made contact and got location. Asked if I needed to make appointment and was told not necessary, had several ladies. I told her I wanted the best and youngest. She said, not a problem. She assured my satisfaction. Easy to find, walked in and noticed two signs. One on main floor says, WOMEN ONLY and downstairs said MEN ONLY, so I head for the stairs when I heard. Hello, turned and a so, so looking lady, about 30 ish was behind me and said follow me. I followed her down and was lead into a large room with a lot of massage tables and curtains, like in an ER. As one of our brothers stated in a previous posting, I told myself I should probably just say, thanks, but no thanks. BUT. NOOOOOO. She said how long, I said 1 hour, she hesitated, looked at the clock and said, 30 minutes. She said I take good care of you. I gave her a closer look. Looks were again. So, so. Nice body and small up top. I figured, I am here, so what the hell. On the table and she covered me fully with a sheet. Ask what kind of massage, I said nice and soft. THANK GOD I did not ask for hard. Holly crap she beat me to death. I suffered while she did her thing and waited for the flip. It NEVER came and needlesss to say, I didn't either. She said OK 30 minutes. Finishy. OK, if I hurry and get dressed, I can make it up the street for a sure thing. Gave her a. 2 and ran. The only thing in the ad that is correct is the telephone number. OH. BTW. While she was sitting on me, her phone kept ringing AND she answered and said to about 12 people. 2:00, that fine. So, as you probably guessed, I am not recommendng it. Sorry for the lengthy post, but I wanted to make sure I was thorough. I also want to thank everyone for all the useful info I have received over the past months. I promise to give more than I receive in the future. OH. I did go up the street. I think it is the CC. Mamasan has several locations to choose from. Visited about 4 times and never disappointed.

Thanks again

[QUOTE=Elusive1]One thing very odd was that they used saran wrap. [/QUOTE]

You gotta be shi**ing me! ROFL.

I will never look at a hotdog in the fridge the same way again.

I suppose it gives new meaning to the old trite phrase "wrap that rascal!"

New to the forum but used to see a Genie at Kims and Bay.

Your description of your Genie sounded very much like my old favorite.

She went on "vacation" months ago and I thought left the area.

Not familiar with "old Mike Ono's place" -- have checked the logs and didn't find a thing.

CLUE?

Call the add and got directions to a place called Day Spa off of RT 50 in FallsC. Went down the stairs and was greeted by the mamasan and told I would have to wait 20 minutes. So she stuct me in a room and I waited for about 10 then the mamasan came back and asked if I wanted a shower. Of course I said yes and then was escorded back to a shower room and where I had to take my own shower. Just a small room with a shower and some soap. After I completed my shower, which I was hoping for some help but no luck, I went back to the room and waited a few more minutes when a Korean lady in her mid 30's showed up named Mimi. Was cover with a blanket and she proceed with the massage. It was a good massage and she cover all parts of the body except for sensitive parts. She worked on me for a good hour. So the massgae was decent. There seemed to only have two ladies there performing the service. I heard 4 others come and go while I was there. Must have told them the time line and they left. It was. 80 for 1 hr and a gave. 20 tip. The bottom line if you are looking for more than a standard massage I would not recommend this place. Once again a CL deadend.

[QUOTE=Funkey]

Not familiar with "old Mike Ono's place" -- have checked the logs and didn't find a thing.

CLUE?[/QUOTE]
Some really new peeps(within the past year or so) would probably have a hard time getting this, but you are trying to pass yourself off as an old vet, so...maybe you just aren't very bright

Sometimes, when you read things on the internet, you have to use alternate ways of interpreting them...some have double meanings, some are inside jokes.

My Dixie Wrecked :)

I saw Candy at the place in Springfield near McD's.

I go in and Candy answered the door. She is in her 30's, height weight proportional (not slim but not fat), shoulder length hair, fairly cute face. Considering the currently declining NoVA standards, this is one of the better girls I have seen lately. She brought me into a room collected the house fee for the hour. She had me get ready for a shower. She came back in and said the shower was occupied and she would stretch me out too. She was at that for about 10-15 mins until the shower was available. TS was nice and thorough and covered all the right places. When the shower was done I saw that she was taking off the set of "wellies" referred to in a previous post by Pilot. After the shower we go back to the room and she begins the massage (medium) which is nice. The massage covers the back, shoulders, neck, arms, legs, and feet. Before the flip she takes off her top to reveal a set of natural B's and rubs them on my backside. On the flip roaming was allowed both above and below the waist during the finish. After the finish she got a hot towel and cleaned me up. At this point I have been there about an hour so I figure we're about done but we weren't. After cleaning me up she massaged my head, chest, legs, neck, shoulders. I was in there for almost 75 minutes. When I got dressed I left her .6 and was on my way. I'll probably repeat sometime soon.

I see a few posts down Pilot Aviator saw this girl and it sounds like his experience was a little different. So as always the YMMV disclaimer applies.

Mike Onos place. Lol

I got that one right way. he he he

Its now known as Kims.

[QUOTE=Funkey]New to the forum but used to see a Genie at Kims and Bay.

Your description of your Genie sounded very much like my old favorite.

She went on "vacation" months ago and I thought left the area.

Not familiar with "old Mike Ono's place" -- have checked the logs and didn't find a thing.

CLUE?[/QUOTE]Here's a clue: The massage takes place uPON a massage table.

I've spent plenty of time RTFF'ing and decided to give TTT a try. It was very easy to get an appointment. I got a nice looking lady named "tea". Which I found somewhat amusing. Pretty standard start. I get ready for shower. Tea takes me, then drops me off. This was the beginning of my disappointing visit. I was hoping for a little help, but wasn't quite that lucky.

Massage was very nice. She hit all the right areas. Stayed covered. Or at least half covered. The entire time. Flip lasted all of 5 min before she tells me that time is up. I've seen that Tea can be both a pleasure and a dissappointment. I wonder if I need to go back a few times before the comfort level kicks in. I now see it as a challenge, but not sure I want to waste the time for a shower I can get at home for free.

I normally seek out Yoko, but she was busy on this day. I got a lady in her early 40's (Mary), okay body, visiting from Chicago. She gave very good TS, making sure to pay close attention to the right areas.

The massage was actually better than I expected and it included a back walk - which was actually from head to toe. Upon flip, Mary hit all the right spots before the standard NOVA finish. Roaming was allowed permitted during the rub-n-tug, for which I was greatful since her looks weren't exactly superior.

In all, it remains my go-to spot for the near future. I'm planning to pay a visit to best seductive pleasures sometime in the near future. I can't find a review of it, but definitely want to check it out.

I heard about the massage upon a table but I never experienced it.That was about the time I found this forum.lo great clue!

Better late than never:

Went to the standby on Backlick. Mamasan (Angie)was not there!!!

Don't recall her name, but the experience was as forgettable as her name.

Pd for hour, got 40 min, very lousy message and standard NOVA.

She was 5 9, nice Cs, rubbed them on my back. (Name could be Candy based on earlier reviews)

Hope that Lisa is still there next time I go.

Stay Sober

Nips the size of watermelons, nice ass, very long black hair used to steady my ride, very responsive to stimulation*.

*Reminds me of a line in a song the Stones once wrote; "She comes in colors ev'rywhere, she combs her hair, she's like a rainbow" :p

Better hurry though, she gone next Tuesday!

Oh yeah, saw a good crop waiting in the wings.

MnV

[QUOTE=MoonView]Nips the size of watermelons, nice ass, very long black hair used to steady my ride, very responsive to stimulation*.

*Reminds me of a line in a song the Stones once wrote; "She comes in colors ev'rywhere, she combs her hair, she's like a rainbow" :p

Better hurry though, she gone next Tuesday!

Oh yeah, saw a good crop waiting in the wings.

MnV[/QUOTE]Thought that placed was busted a couple of weeks ago by PWC.

Based on the reports, I decided to try out the new stock at Kims. Met Angie and apparently Ruby was out today. That left Lisa and Candy. Angie suggested Candy, so I went with it.

Candy turned out to be nice, but not quite as playful as I normally like. She gave an ok TS. Massage was nice, out came the C's for a rub down. Rather mechanical hj, but it got the job done.

That's what you can take from this, nice enough gal, gets the job done, but I suspect Lisa or Ruby are better.

Will not be going back for more Candy.

[QUOTE=Sir Amp Alot]Thought that placed was busted a couple of weeks ago by PWC.[/QUOTE]

Could not have been a couple weeks ago, I've hit the place 2 wks straight! :D

MnV

[QUOTE=MoonView]Could not have been a couple weeks ago, I've hit the place 2 wks straight! :D

MnV[/QUOTE]

It may have been a bit more than a couple weeks, but it was still busted less than 2 months ago...

[url]http://www.insidenova.com/isn/news/crime/article/prostitution_evidence_found/5689/[/url]

Thanks Moon, headed over as soon as I saw the post. Had a good Therapy session for a change. Kandi has a great attitude. She is headed on Vacation and will able to be found in the Philly Area. Pm for details. Didnt see any other providers but verified 3 more working. I will be back if stays open long enough.

[QUOTE=L Knit]Thanks Moon, headed over as soon as I saw the post. Had a good Therapy session for a change. Kandi has a great attitude. She is headed on Vacation and will able to be found in the Philly Area. Pm for details. Didnt see any other providers but verified 3 more working. I will be back if stays open long enough.[/QUOTE]


My pleasure, and yes she is a sweetie. :)

Nice to see a few of the old names still around here on USG forum(i.e., so many newbies - no offense guys). I for one took a long break to let the shit cool....Gosh, I do miss those days!!

RE talent; though not like it use to be, it's sloooowly coming back to acceptable levels of enjoyment. And to keep things running smoothly, as you have done, we need to keep details to the min and PMs for the specifics.

Nice to hear from you...see ya'round!

MnV

I just ran across this ad:

Rubby dub dub! Futuristic upscale spa for the privileged. Appealing Russians & Spanish tantra therapist. Favorable packages; table shower and whirlpool. Relax & unwind with unforgettable results; rates start at $120. Tyson's Corner, VA. 703-304-9715.



Who has been there already? Looks intersting!

JJ

[QUOTE=Sleazebum]I just ran across this ad:

Rubby dub dub! Futuristic upscale spa for the privileged. Appealing Russians & Spanish tantra therapist. Favorable packages; table shower and whirlpool. Relax & unwind with unforgettable results; rates start at $120. Tyson's Corner, VA. 703-304-9715.



Who has been there already? Looks intersting!

JJ[/QUOTE]


The info is old but that phone number is associated with at least one bad experience reviewed on TER.

[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=29490&boardID=33&page=1[/url]

A couple days ago I visited YoYo on Lincoln in Tysons. Not a pretty face, although she did smile a lot. Not a decent body either, a little heavy, prob 5', 140. Thick thighs. Small saggy chest with a tat on 1. Took a shower, then before session started, she answered the phone. Bad sign. Massaged back for 5 min. Flipped, massaged front for 1 min. CBJ for 2 min, average. Mish for 3 min, which was actually pretty good. Dog for 3 min til finish. Then doorbell rang and someone knocked several times. It was another one of you clowns. She had to finally go let him in, and he left his brown loafers by the door, and went to the door on the right to the shower, while she very quicky hurried me out, apologizing at least 30 times. For $. 60 and in and out in 25 min and not even being good looking, I could have stayed at home. It sucked.

Finally pulled the trigger and stopped in for a massage. Stopped at Oasis in Dumfries (formerly Soo Young) first but no response at the doorbell. Went to SKO (Sakura) and was greeted by a woman who was younger and prettier than I expected. After requesting the 70 for hour, she hurriedly shuffled me off to a room where I only waited a minute before my therapist came in. Barbie was a very cute, small, Korean spinner with smooth skin and C cups. Don't know age, but looked great. I'm mid-30s and she was younger than me that's for sure or just keeps in great shape. Table shower was thorough and relaxing. Back to the room for the massage, which was very relaxing as well. First time so started slow and didn't want the 'works', just a little extra massage. Put 40 on table for tip but Barbie 'suggested' it should be 60. The experience was great and Barbie was definitely more attractive than I was expecting. Korean heritage but raised in America so she spoke perfect English. Would definitely repeat with Barbie, and also would be nice to try the other young gal who was scampering around the office.

I have been going around to some of the AMP's in NoVA to see what can still be had. There was one place where I was able to get FS. I'm not going to put the information here. Trusted seniors can PM me for details.

Hey everyone, pretty new here.

Visited Oasis up in Dumfries a couple weeks ago. Was greeted by a 45-50 Asian lady that took me back to my room. She was ok, nothing great. Was hoping for someone else, but she came back. Lead me off for a decent TS. Pretty thorough, smells like she just used Ivory soap or something.

Anyway, the massage was good, not the best I've had though. She had her chest all over my back and shoulders. felt pretty good.

On the flip was the light touching and a pretty decent HJ. Free roaming was allowed.
.7 for the house fee and .4 for a tip. She never asked though.

Heading to Kims next. Never been

Congrats. You are the man! I Know LEO and their cronies will try very hard to get that information so that they can close that spa down. Please be safe and properly recon the area after you give out this information. You are a good guy and a good member. I do not want to see you become a statistic.


Propilot-over and out.

Guitarman1 DITO,
I also am keeping info to a Trusted seniors PM`s only.

[QUOTE=Propilot]Congrats. You are the man! I Know LEO and their cronies will try very hard to get that information so that they can close that spa down. Please be safe and properly recon the area after you give out this information. You are a good guy and a good member. I do not want to see you become a statistic.


Propilot-over and out.[/QUOTE]

Visited *** yesterday and was looking for relaxation and a little AMP fun. Called ahead of time for an hour appointment and was told to come over.

Arrived and all was quiet.- but then Sarah tells me "only 30 minutes today.- appointment coming"

I like the place and Sarah is always a good masseuse. But. I should have left and simply come back another day.

During the first 25 minutes.- 3 other would-be clients show up (Sarah has to answer the door.- turns two away)

Four phone calls (Sarah has to answer the phone).

Admittedly.- in the time she was actually in the room, my back and shoulders were well massaged.

At 25 minutes, another client (the one with appointment) rings the bell. "I'm sorry honey.- full massage next time"

So. Time to dress and leave.

Yes. I'll repeat <been a customer for more than a year, and this is only the second time for a "less than good" experience" out of many pleasant ones.- but, still, a dissapointment for me.

YMMV.-- and always be nice to the ladies.

As always, Seniors can PM if they want more info.- but most likely they'be been there. Experienced that. But the hobby goes on

J

Moral of the story.- sometimes it doesn't hurt to wait.

I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.

[QUOTE=LoveAsianQ]I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.[/QUOTE]Q, for what it's worth, I'd avoid the temptations that your mind may be conjuring up. Unless your GF is a [u]very[/u] cool gal (and even then, think twice, and then think once again after that) and is aware of the endings that you receive at the same AMP, you might even want to find a new place to frequent.

Ever pondered what the scene might look like if you and your GF arrive at the same AMP simultaneously? And, if the ladies inside realize that she is your GF, they might let some info slip out, accidentally or otherwise. You just [u]don't[/u] want the AMP gals sharing intel with your GF about how they've massaged you (or how you have treated them). Trust me, girls talk to each other.

My recommendation: hit the 'Delete' key on the "many possibilities" that your perverted little mind is conjuring up. In the long run, it'll help you avoid a world of grief.

Unless you an you're GF are swingers, and even then there's a sense of trust you've already broken.

(((I'm not saying that you are a swinger.)))

But in my relationship experience you talk about who you're interested in doing. If you just go out and do it you're in trouble.

I also agree with Roamin Roman leave it alone you're looking for trouble.

AJ

[QUOTE=LoveAsianQ] Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.[/QUOTE]

That is probably the most stupid and self-destructive idea I have heard in a LONG time!

WAKE UP!!!

JJ


[QUOTE=LoveAsianQ]I've been lurking and away for a while, but last week, my girlfriend was in need of a massage and went to an AMP. It was one that I've frequented before and they actually gave her a massage, however, not as complete as the ones I've had. I've always thought they shunned women from there, but perhaps they were thinking it was LE. Anyway, it has my mind conjuring up many possibilities.[/QUOTE]

Now that you know that your gf likes massagi, you can take over. Just do everything that was done to you. 8-)This could work out very well. All the massagi you want and no tipping!

Now go and take on the day!