Massage Parlor Reports

Found myself in DC today. Walked by Eye Bar, didn't look good. Walked by 1413K - too much foot traffic and people hovering for my taste.

Hopped in the car and drove to Rio. Mamasan gave me a line up. 3 ladies, nothing worth bragging about. Took my chances with the "freshest" looking K girl there. Worked out alright. Name is Jade. Not a spinner, little extra weight, E cans but a great attitude. I give her a 5.5 in looks.

TS - thorough and long
Strength Training - okay
Took a long trip to the rim which was enjoyable followed by CBJ which excellent. Lots of cuddling etc.

Standard donation at the door and to Jades college fund with no questions.

Not earth shattering but in todays market, I guess that is good 'nuff.

Remember the days of all those young little K Girls in Downtown. Downtown sucked but boy oh boy could it get the right ladies.....yum.

Rio Mamasan, if your reading, find those providers and get em in there!

Nova Guy

[QUOTE=Nova Guy]Found myself in DC today. Walked by Eye Bar, didn't look good. Walked by 1413K - too much foot traffic and people hovering for my taste.

Hopped in the car and drove to Rio. Mamasan gave me a line up. 3 ladies, nothing worth bragging about. Took my chances with the "freshest" looking K girl there. Worked out alright. Name is Jade. Not a spinner, little extra weight, E cans but a great attitude. I give her a 5.5 in looks.

TS - thorough and long
Strength Training - okay
Took a long trip to the rim which was enjoyable followed by CBJ which excellent. Lots of cuddling etc.

Standard donation at the door and to Jades college fund with no questions.

Not earth shattering but in todays market, I guess that is good 'nuff.

Remember the days of all those young little K Girls in Downtown. Downtown sucked but boy oh boy could it get the right ladies.....yum.

Rio Mamasan, if your reading, find those providers and get em in there!

Nova Guy[/QUOTE]Long have I lusted for the mamasan of Rio.

NEWBIES TAKE NOTE!!

THIS is how you get support and encouragement in here! This is a great FIRST POST!!!

GOOD JOB!!!

JJ


[QUOTE=Marcote]Was sorely needing asian time went to 1413 1st time, used to go to SUN but that is history.

Called ahead told her will be in 30 min. Mamasan said the usual "ok just come in".

Did not know the entrance, a call to 1413 fixed that. (I am not used to 'underground' entrances)

Got in room #6 followed by a lady in her 40s named "Micky" I think. 5ft 4 a little thick with about 6 in looks (being generous here), definetly less beautiful that the ones I am used to at Sun's.

Gave her 1. 60 without her asking, I have not had problems doing that before, and usually the girl knows by then that you are not there by mistake, maybe you have different theories, I just done it that way and had very good results that way.

Got the bath (I just love it, makes me feel like a kid again) then back to room, told to wait a minute and she came back after about 5 min.

Back rub, leg rub, she has good hands, after a few minutes She told me to turn around.

Fun starts, ccbj followed by hoovering balls. Asked her to lay down and did some DATY, mish, woof and finished in modified mish with her legs tucked on the side of my arms.

Overall good on service but would have been fun to have a younger, better looking one.

BTW, good job you guys and keep up the good work.

M.[/QUOTE]

Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Mookieb]Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.

Thanks![/QUOTE]Try the Golden Banana in DuPont Circle.

Best suggestion for you is to READ THE F****** FORUM!

Look through all the reports below and you should be able to pick out where your first trip will be.

Only AFTER you have posted a detailed report of your experience may you expect any help.

Go forth and do great things!

JJ


[QUOTE=Mookieb]Looking for a suggestion for a guy who is new to town. I don't go for FS. But I enjoy HJ and trips to the pacific rim.

Thanks![/QUOTE]

Follow up to Marcote's excellent report (so good I had to make up one of my own): I visited 1413 for the first time last night. I've visited Supra and some other area establishments in the past, but this is the first time I was in the K area.

I saw "Micky" and my impression was a little better than Marcote's. I would say early to mid-thirties (though I could easily be wrong) with a really cute smile. She had long, slim legs and nice rounded ass (unlike a lot of flat asian asses I've seen). Long hair (used in massage) and breasts that looked much bigger in her pushup than when released, but were still nice, with firm eraser tips.

Shower was good, all spots hit. Massage was a little brief for me, but not bad. She has very strong hands, so if you like hard massage (I asked for soft) she would probably be great. Some nip rubbing on my back, but no AR. Flip was standard and things progressed mechanically until I did something she must not be used to getting and she went from 0-60 in about 6.7 seconds. Luckily, I lasted longer than that. When done she seemed genuinely shocked (I'm no Brad Pitt, so she was not expecting much I'm sure). She was smiling, hugging and rubbing all over me during the cleanup...even DFK (a first for me at an MP)...so even though it wasn't the best overall experience I've had, she sure knew how to boost my ego!

Young's on Wisconsin is advertising in the Post again and is apparently reopened. If I'm up that way I'll post findings.

OG

I made the trip to Ethopiaville to see the place south of the border. Its been reopened a few weeks now and has added a room with jacuzzi. The mommasan said its a see-note to use it. The room has the jacuzzi, a large massage (! ), er, table on the floor and a couple of hula hoops (who knows). In my newly repainted but regular sized room, lovely Jay came in. She said she was 23 and she might be. She's pretty, but a little hard around the eyes. Her enhancements looked and felt pretty real. Nice body, but she has a strange horizontal line across her tummy. Maybe she wears a tight belt.

We began with a head to toe t/s, all areas covered. Back in the room, she gave me a great massage, cracking my joints like the 4th of July. I love it when someone massages my neck, my feet start twitching like a puppy's. I felt her tongue up and down my back, but no a/are. On the flip, she she continued with the tongue. I thought she just had the pinkest tongue I'the ever seen, but on closer look, she had the cover on it which she proceeded to wrap on me.

On the flip, we started at the mission and it felt really good, this girl is a pro. I hate it when I start and feel nothing like I just entered a tunnel. She must have been squeezing me. She made the usual encouraging sounds (which I appreciated). I never felt rushed. We did the usual positions and they were all pretty good. She was with me all the way. Afterwards, a hot towel and more massaging. Not a GFE but satisfying. On the way out, Mommsan checked to make sure I was happy and offered a discount on the jacuzzi because I'm a regular. Would I repeat? Probably, but Jay will only be here for 3 weeks. I love this place because I always get nice service and no seems to mind if I go over the hour.

I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:

Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street

And we all know the Post does not accept ads from businesses involved in illegal activities.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:

Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street

And we all know the Post does not accept ads from businesses involved in illegal activities.[/QUOTE]If a business has a legit business license, why wouldn't the Post accept the ad?

Well I am new to your town and I read the forum and figured out where I wanted to venture and how much to bring. I was a little confused about the address as there were separate names for the same business and there is a business at the same address and one next door.

Anyway I won't post price here as agree that you need to research on your own a bit. Plus if you don't put in some work the event isn't an adventure its just a thing to do.

I do want to say that in Rhode Island anything indoors is legal. So we have AMPs and Strip clubs that have anything from happy to full service. Here in DC the prices are lower by the house fee so for me its a get in free town.

Well I got to the spa and rang the bell. Mamasan said Oh we busy. You come back half an hour or you stay? I opted for stay. Sat on the couch. Nice couch. We don't have waiting rooms or areas. Tv would have been nice

ANYways. Sorry. I got to the room. Lucky comes in with a nice little bikini. She is slender, average face, natural breasts, probably 26 or so. Been here 2. 5 years but not great command of the language but who cares.

I went to table shower room and she has nice hands. Every motion and move is deliberate and a fair amount of teasing and full body scrub and check. I have lots of scars so she stopped a lot and asked about them all. All from bike accidents and surgeries so she started calling me Mr Troublemaker. Kinda ok I guess.

Back at the room she asked what did I want. I replied everything with a smile. Business first she says. Gave her the usual by DC standards. She came back after 4-5 minutes and said lay back and started right away with oral then covered and then right to CG. Then said you fuck me hard. OK. I said I will do my best. So she flipped to the table, missionary. Then she said doggie.

Well I asked for hand mouth finish after awhile and she was a trooped and worked hard.

She cleaned me up nice hot towel and I dressed myself.

All in all was ok. I actually like massages and then the rest is almost gravy but I didn't demad massage as I figured if I pushed I would get a half assed response. So time wise was 45 minutes. I guess busy night they had to take care of other fellow mongers that were coming and going.

Looks 7-8
body 8
face 7
attitude 7
repeat.. I would at the spa but would try another gal but wouldnt run away or ***** if she was next on rotation ..

Thanks guys for having a nice site and if you find yourself in Providence some time sample our treats ..

Wishing you all great stories and happy endings

Cory

I called Jasmine once but they had some higher than averages prices especially with Gold and M right there.

[QUOTE=Drew Park]I spent a few days out of town, came back and saw that DC AMPs are starting to advertise in the Washington Post again:
Youngs on Wisconsin Ave
Rio on 9th Street
Jasmine on M Street[/QUOTE]

Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.

I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded. I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.

I narrowed my sights to four AMPS that I could figure were in the area. The first two addresses I went to are no longer in operation, but the third was still in business. In my humble opinion you fellows may be a tad bit paranoid. All of this top secret posting of only address numbers without the street will not hinder LE activities. Just my opinion, not looking to start a flame war.

Anyway, I was finally able to find what I believe was Happiness at a 524 address not far from the Spy Museum. Mama asked if I had been there before and I told her no, that I was visisting from Chicago.

Drew Angie, young, pretty face, short and thin, with a decent body, probably a B cup. TS was very good and she was very flirty and spoke English fairly well. Went to the room and was told to lie on my back. She massaged me for maybe 5 minutes and asked, "What you want?" I told her, she stripped and we got down to business with no negotiations or payment up front. She was open to almost everything but digital probing and allowed easy access to the goods.

Due to the lack of massage, before and after, I wold say it was slightly rushed but still very pleasant. I was there for 40 - 45 minutes. Usual fee schedule, $ for the full menu access .6 for the house. I would return as there was at least one other young damsel working. I suspect they may be the same staff at the 520 address just two doors down.

If any of you venture to Chicago, feel free to send a PM and I will share what ever information I can. There are very few AMPs in my neck of the woods that offer the services you guys enjoy, they exist but they are very cautious. The Asian apartments are closer to the situation you guys enjoy.

Have fun.

- Bildo

Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah!

Not for me! Seems like a good way to catch something nasty! Sort of like sucking another man's dick by proxy too.

However if that is your thing, have at it!

JJ


[QUOTE=Ravane]Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bildo]Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.

I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded. I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.

I narrowed my sights to four AMPS that I could figure were in the area. The first two addresses I went to are no longer in operation, but the third was still in business. In my humble opinion you fellows may be a tad bit paranoid. All of this top secret posting of only address numbers without the street will not hinder LE activities. Just my opinion, not looking to start a flame war.

Anyway, I was finally able to find what I believe was Happiness at a 524 address not far from the Spy Museum. Mama asked if I had been there before and I told her no, that I was visisting from Chicago.

Drew Angie, young, pretty face, short and thin, with a decent body, probably a B cup. TS was very good and she was very flirty and spoke English fairly well. Went to the room and was told to lie on my back. She massaged me for maybe 5 minutes and asked, "What you want?" I told her, she stripped and we got down to business with no negotiations or payment up front. She was open to almost everything but digital probing and allowed easy access to the goods.

Due to the lack of massage, before and after, I wold say it was slightly rushed but still very pleasant. I was there for 40 - 45 minutes. Usual fee schedule, $ for the full menu access .6 for the house. I would return as there was at least one other young damsel working. I suspect they may be the same staff at the 520 address just two doors down.

If any of you venture to Chicago, feel free to send a PM and I will share what ever information I can. There are very few AMPs in my neck of the woods that offer the services you guys enjoy, they exist but they are very cautious. The Asian apartments are closer to the situation you guys enjoy.

Have fun.

- Bildo[/QUOTE]

Bildo,

A belated welcome to DC! I'm glad you were able to find Happiness (now goes by another name) and you found yourself with one of the best (if not THE best) therapists there. Oh, and, BTW, the two establishments are indpendent of each other.

Next time you visit, perhaps the city will offer more therapy options...

I walked by Friday afternoon and it was padlocked. Royal was not but one of those tour guide fellows had his chair literally blocking the door. I do not know if there is any significance or not.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]...Royal was not but one of those tour guide fellows had his chair literally blocking the door. I do not know if there is any significance or not...[/QUOTE]

Hmmmmmm, maybe they are offering Sex Tours of Washington DC??

I decided to visit the 14K last evening. Somehow I had a bad case of yellow fever. Worse than ever. Anyway, I decided to try the spa that seems to get some good reviews.

I met Suse. Nice girl, tall, great caboose, nice little pert titties. Trim garden. I like some hair, it's just me. Totally shaved isn't really my cup of tea. Moving on.

I arrived around 10P, the place seemed deserted. Off to the shower, attention was paid to all the right areas. A light massage was applied to my back which simply felt good. I spent a good chunk of the day under the car. Water was good and warm and the loofah was a good feeling.

Back to the room, she immediately gets nude. No complaints from me. Massaged me with her boobs and ass. Felt incredible. After a little while, she left. When she returned, she smelled nice and flipped me over. Stuck her hoohoo right in my face while working the man. After that, she rubbed a little oil on my chest and legs then proceeded to give CBJ and after rising to the occasion, decided to go for RCG. AWESOME!

She worked herself around and decided to put those little pert titties on my face all the while riding. She asked if it was ok. I said yes. She then asked if I wanted to change position so I said sure. Off we were with walking the dog. This was also awesome. At this I burst.

Cleanup was good. Mouthwash, hot towel, etc. She helped me dress and I left. What a time. , Time on the clock was 70 minutes. Definitely worth it.

Body 8
Looks 9
Face 8
Attitude 8
That ass 9
Repeat.. Hell yeah...

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=Bildo]Recently visited DC planning to visit one of the AMPs. Researched and found some useful information posted on the locations around town. Due to the recent closures reported on this thread I was confused about which ones remained open, especially relative to the location of my hotel.

[B]I sent PMs to two of the regular contributors and was disappointed that neither responded.[/B] I have numerous posts on the Chicago area threads and was surprised no one would extend the courtesy, which I perhaps wrongly assumed was one of the purposes of this site.[/QUOTE]Just so everyone knows, yours truly was [you]one[/you] of the two to whom Bildo sent his PMs.

Bildo, I owe you an apology. I saw your note late at night as I recall, and planned on replying the next day. Work had been hell the week before, and all I could think about was sleep for much of the time. I'the planned on researching your questions and sending a detailed report rather than a half-asses report. Obviously, you received a zero-assed reply from me. So, please don't take my lack of response as typical of the guys on the DC Forum. They're a great bunch and very helpful, even to Newbies (unless the Newb doesn't RTFF). If you're even in this region again, send me another note and I [b]will[/b] send out some hopefully useful info. Regrets on the non-reply, amigo.

I stopped by the place near U street this weekend. Greeted warmly by the familiar mamasan. Drew Sonny, mid-20s, not a spinner, round face with a few extra pounds, B+ cups, but I thought she was fairly cute.

TS was nice and unhurried. Back to the room received what was basically good old fashion AMP service. Good rub-down, AR, CBJ, and CG finish. Decent attitude, I would repeat. Not the best looker but the service was great!

TS- 9
Massagi - 7
face - 6
body - 5.5
service - 9

later dudes,
XS

First time poster, long time reader.

Yes, XS. I totally agree with you. Though not the best look, her service was great. I definitely would repeat.

KM

[QUOTE=Xsailor]I stopped by the place near U street this weekend. Greeted warmly by the familiar mamasan. Drew Sonny, mid-20s, not a spinner, round face with a few extra pounds, B+ cups, but I thought she was fairly cute.

TS was nice and unhurried. Back to the room received what was basically good old fashion AMP service. Good rub-down, AR, CBJ, and CG finish. Decent attitude, I would repeat. Not the best looker but the service was great!

TS- 9
Massagi - 7
face - 6
body - 5.5
service - 9

later dudes,
XS[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drew Park]Hmmmmmm, maybe they are offering Sex Tours of Washington DC??[/QUOTE]That would be good. The place was unpadlocked today, but the tour guy was still a fixture in front of Royal. Go figure.

Decided to try again after a series of mediocre outings. Went to 4th floor in hope of finding Coco or the other hottie I had notice a while ago .. was able to get a lineup of 2, and chose Nana who seemed the most outgoing and cute.

A bit thick for my taste but she is extremely fit. The usual services and donations. Fairly nice but still short of GFE. Would give 7s all around, but those who like a thick girl may like her. I still like a slimmer, more fragile lool

On the way out I noticed a girl who was more my type in a black bikini, nice slim hips, who was not in the earlier lineup. Damn!

[QUOTE=Ravane]Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah![/QUOTE]


Yea, I don't think it is just you. The Chairman has made a few mistakes in his time, but I will say I think you think about it and learn fairly quickly once you become a regular. Yea, now I am thinking about it again.. Er.. Hey, atleast it looked nice. ;)

I've actually been going to 1333 Conn lately and the only thing remarkable has been the new paint and pillows. So I have not even bothered to post on my visits.

BUT, I had a great great experience there the other day that rates a full post.

Headed up after work one night last week on a whim. Came in and mammasan led me back to the room. I looked at her and asked for a line up. Now most other visits I get the Ok and some engliberish and end up with a girl in the room. This time, I go the line up 3 chicks. All new to me. It had been about a 2 week break. OK, so getting a line up there is a step in the right direction.

Anyway, all the women looked great, but one was tiny and much smaller then the others. I selected and headed off to the shower. Her name is Mickey. Sweet body and better then OK face. I was pretty psyched about her rig though.

Off to the TS. She into it, got all the right places. Actually soaped my hand a little and guided my soapy hand up and down the back of her leg. That was new and a good sign. I got very clean.

Off to the room, ok massage, but I was not there for a great one. She got completely nude before the massage. Again, a new one for me. After the massage rub, I got the nipples up and down the back and she started to rub my balls and tickly my ass. Evolved into a face down hand job, propping me up a little. It was ok. The effort was good!

Flipped and I got some good ball and taint licking and side shaft licking, not over the head though. Got some lubed Russian where she was actually saying I had a huge fat cock. Ok, I'm not making a claim, but the fact that I was getting a good show complete with dirty talking, I was really starting to enjoy my visit for the first time since Black Weds. Russian? New one too! I was getting treated well.

CBJ started with the standard comdom application and I was shocked at her ability to enthusiastically take most of my member. I got multiple position BJ. Standing with her on the bed, her on her back with head hanging over edge blowing me, back rolled back over then it was time.

She is small and tight. It took a few minutes to get to full stroking. Got some nice new positions. Me standing and her sitting on the bed. She had some great moves where I stood still and she did all the moving ad grinding. More dirty talk about "fat cock". Again very very nice.

It transitioned into me picking her up and her wrapping her legs around my back. Went that way for a while with her just holding on. She let go with her arms, placing them back on the table but keeping her legs wrapped around me. So a tight leg hold and 2 points of contact with her two hand on the bed.

Finished off mish.

Took the condom off my dick, stood me up and took me in for a second TS! Man what the hell is going on there! Cleaned me up again head to toe. Mammasan actually smiling at me as I walked in and back out the 2nd time. As I came out the second time, mammasan gave me the thumbs up!

Thats that!

Great time. May be the the best time ever in an AMP. Std. 6. I paid out $ upfront, it's my MO, I just like them to know that I'm expecting a good time. But I tipped at the end becuase it was simply just that good.

Hope everyone else has as good a time as I had there on thier next visit. YMMV, but I was pretty happy leaving there for the first time in a long time.

IH97

[QUOTE=Zhuxi]Yea, I don't think it is just you. The Chairman has made a few mistakes in his time, but I will say I think you think about it and learn fairly quickly once you become a regular. Yea, now I am thinking about it again.. Er.. Hey, atleast it looked nice. ;)[/QUOTE]Sleaze, Zhuxi,

Thx for the response. I'm a little disappointed that (other that you, Mr. Chairman) no-one who has actually partaken in this activity has ventured an opinion. I'm not trying to step on any toes, I am just truly curious! Does protection go both ways, or doesn't it?

Selah!

[QUOTE=Islandhopper97]Hope everyone else has as good a time as I had there on thier next visit. YMMV, but I was pretty happy leaving there for the first time in a long time.

IH97[/QUOTE]
Great find Hoppy! Thanks for the report...

It's not just you. But I am considering it. I was even thinking about a bit o' cellophane might work like a dentaldam.
[QUOTE=Ravane]Whilst DATY is not my thing, (with a pro, anyway), I have a question: I've noticed that in a lot of posts, the monger does it, then gets a cbj. Do people use some sort of protection when DATY'ing? I mean, it just seems funny to me that the pro would use a rubber, but then the monger gets her juices all over his face.

Or is it just me?

Selah![/QUOTE]

I was relaxing in a post massage conversation with a local masseuse. We were talking about spas in general. She told me an old AMP trick, one she says goes back many, many years.

A lot of Fridays and Saturdays guys come in after the bars close. Often they are in their cups pretty deep. If so, usually their minds are more willing to perform than their bodies are able.

Some guys compensate by injesting stimulants stronger than coffee before their foray into the spa. What happens here, I am paraphrasing what she said, is that they get locked and loaded, but cannot fire off a round.

What the girls do is sneak into the bathroom, get a pinch of mint toothpaste, and drop it down the barrell. A strong handshake almost always brings results.

Who knew? She said the mint stimulates the nerves so much that it happens quickly.

Actually, she seemed professional about it, wanting all customers to go away happy. Happy customers = repeat customers.

Took the hike up the stairs and asked for the lineup. No choice was available but mamasan said "I bring Nana, you like?" I remembered positive reports for Nana so I paid the house fee and Nana came to my room. I liked her appearance and I got the standard services for the standard tip, but everything was rushed and mechanical. I was back at my car only 38 minutes after I fed the meter. I think that is the shortest session that I've ever had at any DC AMP. I was disappointed and will not see Nana again.

I miss Neverland.

Horsetrader

[QUOTE=Ravane]Sleaze, Zhuxi,

Thx for the response. I'm a little disappointed that (other that you, Mr. Chairman) no-one who has actually partaken in this activity has ventured an opinion. I'm not trying to step on any toes, I am just truly curious! Does protection go both ways, or doesn't it?

Selah![/QUOTE]Decided to pop in for a visit and to gross out a few of you...

Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. [b]It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y![/B]

So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!

To answer the question, protection doesn't go both ways. OTOH, if she gives you a BBBJ, are you going to get all grossed out? "Cause if she does them, she probably just finished with another guy's dick in her mouth 30 minutes before.

Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.

Actually, there were some pretty interesting statistics that were posted somewhere here in DC about the very relatively low transmission of most STDs thru Oral sex. I have already RTFF, so if anybody wants to be a hero, they can find a link to that report.

Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.

BTW Bilbo and others who may not get a reply from me,
If I am the other culprit, which I cannot recall, I meant no offense. I try to limit my time on this board because it is addictive. If the request is a week or two old, I delete it because my PM box is constantly full.

Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.

LoveLOS would repeat.

LL

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]
So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies![/QUOTE]
And, I'm quite sure LL, that you and others have had some JJ sloppies. You're Welcome!

Glad to see you're still around Mr. LL. You're always welcome to pop in...well, after I've been there first of course... LOL

If you still have my email LL, drop me a line.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Decided to pop in for a visit and to gross out a few of you...

Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. [b]It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y![/B]

So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!

To answer the question, protection doesn't go both ways. OTOH, if she gives you a BBBJ, are you going to get all grossed out? "Cause if she does them, she probably just finished with another guy's dick in her mouth 30 minutes before.

Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.

Actually, there were some pretty interesting statistics that were posted somewhere here in DC about the very relatively low transmission of most STDs thru Oral sex. I have already RTFF, so if anybody wants to be a hero, they can find a link to that report.[/QUOTE]Ty for the info, LL... thats all I wanted to know. Btw, personally? There is a psychological difference between

(1) thinking I have a dirty mouth on my rod, as opposed to a dirty kooch in my mouth! Sloppy seconds on my dick is one thing; sloppies in my MOUTH?

(2) catching something that will display on my face, as opposed to something that will display on my rod.

But hey! I coulda caught somethin from some chick at the club by kissing her, so I guess its all relative to the individual.

So, eat on, my brothers!! Eat on!!

Selah!!

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]
Guys, this is prostitution. If you are stupid scared of STD's, stay home and fuck your S.O. [b]It isn't GOOD sex unless you dine at the Y![/B]

So a lot of you guys have had ................ Eeeuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkkk ................
Lovelos sloppies!

Always use the mouthwash. Nuff said.

Is it me, or does Asian pussy juice just taste sweeter than other races? Or is it because Asian hookers bathe more? Probably the latter.

Last musing then I'll go away. Got to DC a few weeks ago. Tried the Gold place on the second floor. Also drew Lucky and felt very lucky for the experience. She has a beautiful body and a few surprises for little LL.

LoveLOS would repeat.

LL[/QUOTE]

miFellow DC Mongers:

It's been quite an extended hibernation on this humble narrator's behalf in sharing good hardcore war stories with the rest of u immoral DC mongers, ever since I joined the witness protection program and relocated to the Big Apple.

First though, I would have to concur wholeheartedly with the deranged [and not quite right] LL on the subject of serving DATY to our beloved AMP camel-toe honeys... But LL, why would you only dine at the Y when the perfectly symmetrical chocolate starphish is practically within reach of your jaws, huh? I, for one, could never really seem to control my urge [and devious appetite] not to serve up DAT* to the AMP lovelies whenever I feasted at their Y... but then again, to each his own, huh?

BTW, I didn't realize all this time that it is Prostitution...dang it Kip! I thought I was getting a one-on-one Korean cuisine cooking lessons this whole time I've partaked in this so-called hobby of ours. hahaha...

OkieDokie, enuff of my insignificant viewpoint on the subject of DATY [and DAT* which I personally recommend to the true die-hard mongers]. But like the wise men say "If you give, you shall receive.", so if Pacific Rim is one of your kicks, then serving up DAT* to your favorite AMP lovelies could very well bring peace and harmony to your inner world too, huh?

Now, let me share with you blokes my recent horror-show fictions that took place inside 2 of DC's current [and still operational] AMPs for a bit. The first horrific tale took place in mid Aug OSeven when this humble narrator had a chance to revisit his old stomping ground called DC's NW area. Thanx to [the almost always deranged] LL and a couple of other intel-sharing mongers of DC, I found my way to the Green Court venue [Yo, the phucking door to this semi-hidden poonie haven is actually red though] and took a wall-to-wall cooking lesson with an out-of-this-world spinner who went by the alias of Sherri [btw, she's not another Korean AMP gal, but a Taiwanese lovelie rather which was a nice variation of the Asian ethnic cuisine]. *Not sure if this swanky little Sherri is back in the AMP Green Court to serve her time again or not though*

Here is the product description [which I could recall vividly]: nice sun-kissed tan [perhaps salon baked rather than natural, but still nice, nonetheless], cute face/smile, long curly hair, 5' 2" - 5' 3" at no more than 105 lbs soaking wet, perky and receptive 32 ~ 34B set of twins, neatly groomed HelloKitty with that oh-so-sweet juicy flavor and aroma, a wild child with an almost savaged beast sensuality which is practically perfect for that S & M gonzo-like porking!

Sherri at Green Ct. helped restoring my faith in having familiar relations with complete strangers, especially when done with the most impersonal instruments such as cold hard cash! Man, I luv spinners and this Sherri was definitely one!!! BTW, when I mentioned 'gonzo-like porking', I was referring to some of the improper things the wild child [Sherri] was doing to your humble narrator. OMFG, can anyone say 'ToeSuckeeSuckee' or how about 'hair pulling / neck choking / light face slapping, etc'...I am telling you this AMP honey was a Freak-a-zoid of a gal. I actually did enjoy choking her neck and spat into her mouth while serving her some serious porking, real horror-show like miBrothas!!!

Well, the first session with her that afternoon was one of those 'Was it Real?' session indeed. Needless to say, I naturally went back for an encore session with her again the very next day which got even more hardcore stylee than the 1st wall-to-wall session I had the day before. My oh my sweet lord of poons, she told me she was scheduled to go on her vacation [back to Los Angeles, CA where she claimed she resided in] shortly after that mid August weekend, so I can't tell you blokes to go take a test drive with this amazing provider at this time.

Labor Day wknd:

Went first to Gold that is located next to King Arthur's court based on the intels from one of LL's sources. Here, I must have picked the wrong merchandise from the lineup of 5 [I did request for a complete lineup and I was the only mofo inside the joint] and she was so uninspiring that I have already forgot her stupid alias while writing this field report. From afar, she looked kind of shy and oddly cute enough [not smiling while being presented in the lineup]. Somehow, I thought I could charm her pants off [literally speaking here fellas], but god damn it I was wrong. A boring table shampoopoo followed by a lamer attempt at masagee, then a few of the 'Don't, the nippees are sensitivee ... and again, 'Don't push down on my back while walking the dog'. Moreover, she kept trying to say that I took too long and was trying to rush me to the finish line, but boys she apparently did not know me! To show her that I am the rightful paying customer, I just kept on porking away [eventhough I wasn't fond of her poonie much at all] with total disregards to the annoying complaints [or let's call it Noises] coming out from her stupid mouth. I couldn't unload for the life of me and kept plugging away at it until mamasan came knocking on the door saying time's up, then I went into my turbo speed to finally squeeze out a surprisingly huge load of lovecheese...my oh my!!! If there was anything like a mild 'HatePhuck', that session was probably it. hahaha... Anyhoo, for those who had positive theraputic sessions at this Gold joint, more power to you mate! Base on my less than memorable session though, I wouldn't miss it at all [at least for now].

To redeem myself from this nightmarish session at Gold from the day before [while nursing a ginormous hangover leftover fx from my party that same night], I somehow stumbled my way into Green Court once more. Mamasan recognized me right away [which is good cuz by now she realized I wasn't a minor like she'd mistakenly assumed that I was back during my visit earlier in August]. Right away, I requested another session with the incredible Sherri, the super spinner! Unfortunately, Sherri has not returned from her so-called vacation yet during this Labor Day wknd... boo hoo hoo...

But I was determined to have a great session this very day with another spinner [if they had another one with similar build to the smoking Sherri]. For Phuck sake, there was...Connie was her alias and phew...that's right boys, another true spinner [5' 3" at roughly 105 - 108 lbs max]. I recall having read at least one or two reports from one of you DC mongers pertaining to this little cute spinner [Connie with loose curly perms] a few pages back, so I accepted the selection immediately and Connie was righteous and a trooper indeed. Although all the basic services, including certain extra-curriculum activities involving interactive probing/penetrating of human's orifices were involved, I still would have to rate the session[s] with Sherri from my bouts with her in mid August more savaged and viciously pleasurable than the session I had with this cute Connie....phew...I guess the search for that Holy W_ore continues, huh?

Disclaimer - This is all a lie. I never did any harms to any of these fictitious female characters. I made all this shit up just for kicks!!! My mask of sanity is about to slip yet I feel nothing. More importantly,this confession means absolutely Nothing!!!

Still Porkin'
Scorpio Rising

Rave, touche'

JJ - Hit me on PM, I'll check.

Scorp - As always, too phucking phunny. And I am glad you refined your position on my sanity [Not quite right to almost always deranged], good call. :p

LL

Oh my brothers, been going for the old in-out at the local Milk Bars I see! Dining at the Stars and Munching on the Fuzzy Warbles...

All the while your fellow droog has been exploring the gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. The next time you plan a surprise visit Scorpie-boy, I'll be happy to unload me gulliver and share my discoveries...

Vidi well...

LL - Your PM awaits...

Hahaha, Jj's got it. Its been too long Scorp. My favorite narrator.

Hey fellow hobbyers,

I am a new poster, but I am NOT new to the boards or the scene. Like many of you Downtown (Coffee) was my ATF and when that closed, then it was HWC (Michelle). Sakura/SKO was always so-so and Kinja looked too risky. After HWC, things dried up so I found my prospects via CL, but it aint the same. I'm needing that TLC that you get from an AMP.

I wanted to ask if any one would trust me to give me 411 on which of these new AMPs to try first. I'm usually loyal to one place. Backchannel if possible. I'm trying to read through the lingo and gather my own logic, but can't understand the crucial elements (which, I guess, is a GOOD thing). Give landmarks if you want, and the less foot traffic the better.

Also, I am especially fond of slightly thicker, curvier, bustier types, but overall good service trumps all.

Thanks for your help.