Touch of Asia - Kissimmee
[QUOTE=Wsgmail]Well took a 90. 00 hftt
No asians in sight older blond female gave me a massge but she told me 1st thing no extra.
Oh well![/QUOTE]I am going to wait to visit for a few more postings. I drove by earlier this week and noticed the parking lot was full (4-space lot) and 1 car double-parked (blocking a car in).
I just would be more inclined to go if this place was in one of the many strip malls in the area (ease of entry and exit).
Teresa highly recommended
[QUOTE=Jordang]I have a massage scheduled for later this week with Teresa based on some reviews here. I hope it is as good as advertised - I'm looking for a great massage.[/QUOTE]She is a classy lady, many interests, good body and really knows how to give a great massage. She is not a clock watcher but show up on time to get the full time you paid for, she has other stuff going on and time to her is important.
Seminole County Amp raids
Saw on the news this morning 6 Seminole county Massage Parlors raided.
Don't go for this story. It's a year old. March 2007
[QUOTE=Sexybldbbwfl]I love the end comment, another major bust next week. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Don't go for this story. It's a year old. March 2007. Great job in research however your a year off. Check the date.
Are we talking about this year?
[QUOTE=Moonlightbiker]I think this is what he was talking about. [url]http://www.wftv.com/news/11458149/detail.html[/url][/QUOTE]
This is an event that happened last year? I can't think this is what he's talking about... right?
New Forum Title: AMP Time Cheaters
[QUOTE=Satiating]I seem to be getting shorted timewise more and more. I always go for the hour with a table shower if they have one and then they rush for the ending and try to get you out the door. I don't know if the mamasan fails to tell the masseuse that I paid for an hour or they're just about volume. Everywhere I've been recently charges $80/hr for the door fee so when you get cheated on time, it hurts a little more...
...Those places that cheat you on time also get placed on my "don't visit again unless you're hard up" list. Orlando has enough massage parlors so that you can go for quite a while without having to repeat at a bad one.[/QUOTE]
Hey folks I have an idea maybe we can convince Jackson to open a new section: AMP Time Cheaters, Losers Welcome. :-) You see that's what we need to do when they cut our precious time and they steal our "innocence" and "steal" our hard earn money... dump the place. Another thing too is just tell them you are been cheated, tell mamasan in a polite way that's not right and that you have choices. I give you a tip regarding Longwood or any other that offer the steam sauna: Just refuse to take it that's it, plain and simple tell them you don't like it. I used to go very frequently there when Becky was around and I never had the sauna for one I hate the steam in my face and for two that takes like I said very precious minutes.
Be safe
CIU
This is the best funny story in days.
[QUOTE=Savional1]So im freaking eating me some lunch with this new chick im dating right. We're having a good ole time chatting and I grab my plate to head up to the bar for seconds( ok yeah im a cheap bastard and i take my girl to the buffet). Anyway Im up there scooping out some mashed potatoes and notice this chick standing next to me with a beer belly thats bigger then mine.
I dont say nothing to her, just a little grossed out and wondering why shes not at the salad bar...but anyway I quickly finish and move around to the other side to grab some beans and I actually look up at her face and its JANE. Yeo old raggedy beer belly having JANE from Rejuvenating massage.
She is licking her fingers and the SPOON from the Mashed tators. ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS WHICH OF YOU TWISTED INDIVIDUALS did she just finished blowing on. I bout puke, put my plate down and tell my ole lady its time to hit the bricks.
Seriosuly that woman is the nastiest thing on EARTH. I can remember getting a blow from her longtime ago, and felt SO DAMN dirty afterwards I went and got an AIDS test. Fortunately everything was clean, but the damn woman bout made me give up the hobby. Anyway senior members who wanna know the detail of that encounter hit me up. I was too embarrassed to report on her my unlucky experience with her.
Of course tonite while Im getting a blow from my girl im dating , im ramdomly watching the news and they flash up her pic from the bust that went down a couple days ago. totally lost my wood. Aiight fellas lets here you embarrasing encounter that you didnt want to tell anyone about..who has the balls to share??
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You are cracking me up, this is just too funny, man I'm LMAO. Guys we need to come up with this kind of "bloopers" every now and them to keep the spirits up... too funny. :-)
CIU