Massage Parlor Reports

He's right throw it in the trash. Where do you live?

[QUOTE=Higuey Velez]Transferring 'prescription only' medicine (also known as controlled substance) to another person is a federal offense. Also, unless you are a pharmacist or a medical doctor, you don't really know what unexpected side effect might arise from the use of this drug. Some drugs that may have health benefits for one person could possibly kill another person. I wouldn't want it on my conscious if someone died because of something illegal that I did. Also, since CL is where you met the girl, images of an LE set-up comes to my mind. A wise choice would be to throw the vicodin in the garbage.

It will be interesting to see how other members will address the other questions that are in your post.[/QUOTE]

Let's see: felony possession of a controlled substance, felony possession with intent to sell, felony possession with intent to distribute. Good for about 5 years. Not too much the exciting new opportunity to become a "prison *****". Sorry, not worth it for a $100 BJ.

[QUOTE=Umphish]What places are in the lower range for table fees? I completely understand that if I wanted any "extras" I have to pay more. I am just low on cash right now and looking to have some fun tonight. I am located at Milwaukee and Western so anything close to that would be nice. I can travel if needed to though.[/QUOTE]Jack it, dude.

Anyone been to this place?

[url]http://www.urbanlotustouch.com/[/url]

Saw that Tatinas was advertising a massage for .5 on CL, and decided to toftt.
Got a somewhat cute twenty something polish girl for my massage and was hopeful that xtras could be had. Unfortunately the massage was totally legit with covering throughout the session. No touching was allowed and the towel was repositioned after it "accidentally" fell. Oh well, the search goes on to find a EMP that gives a great massage and ending at a reasonable price.

I am new to the city (milwaukee and western area) and need help from you guys here, as I am in a desperate mood tonight, There are only two problems though, 1, I have no car 2, I am only willing to spend no more then 60 bucks either as I am low on funds, So if anyone has any information that they can share with me tonight on were somone could get some action I would greatly apprecieate it, I will also do an outcall if it from a trusted provider, Thanks in advance everyone.

I TOFTT and went to a place that advertises frequently on Craigslist as Latina Massage, 31st & Keeler. I called first to see if I could get a general feeling of the place. The phone was answered by a man could not speak English very well so he handed the phone to Veronica who gives the massages. She told me massages are $60—appointment was not necessary…then she told me the address where the residence is located. I didn’t make an appointment at that time but I drove by her location to check it out visually. It’s a 2 story house behind in iron fence. I called from my cellphone to find out exactly how to enter and she said she’s in the basement, rear entrance.
Veronica is Mexican, about 33 years old and very ordinary looking. She’s not a beauty—but not ugly either. She greeted me (there was no sign of the man who I spoke to earlier that morning) and let me into her clean and neat apt and directed me to a dedicated massage room that she has there. It was a cold day so I was very pleased that the massage room was well heated. It was heated enough so that a client would feel comfortable while unclothed, which means that it must have felt rather hot for the provider. I appreciated her sacrifice. The room was lit dimly by a blue lightbulb and a candle. There was a professional massage table there. She left the room while I took all my clothes off and positioned myself on the table. I covered myself with a small towel.
The massage was very vigorous, energetic and HARD—almost to the point where I was about to ask her to back off and slow down a little. The next day I noticed a small bruise on my leg. That’s just how hard the massage was. A bit later she removed the towel completely and did a bit of lightweight teasing in an area that I like. I let her know that it was very relaxing. On the flip she continued with the vigorous massage and even did a few intense stretches on my feet. This would have been very painful if I had any type of joint or ligament problems.
Toward the end of the massage she asked me if I would like anything else but I declined. Hey, those strong hands might have injured junior permanently. On the way out she gave me a business card with the phone number of an associate of hers who works in Cicero. That location has been previously reviewed. [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=3580[/url] go to #32
I gave her a $20 tip which she did not seem eager to accept for some reason. Overall…not a bad experience.

Had a couple of visits to Alice Salon on 2810 S Wentworth. They have completely replaced the prior workers with 2 new one. Both are in their late 30s or early 40s and average looking. The shorter one is older (Linda) and does give a good massage (deep pressure, if you like it) while the taller one (Sophia) has less than average massage skills (nothing bad, just barely acceptable) and better english. HS does not seem to be a problem, but thats about it. Rate is still $55/$35.

[QUOTE=Lurking]Saw that Tatinas was advertising a massage for .5 on CL, and decided to toftt.

Got a somewhat cute twenty something polish girl for my massage and was hopeful that xtras could be had. Unfortunately the massage was totally legit with covering throughout the session. No touching was allowed and the towel was repositioned after it "accidentally" fell. Oh well, the search goes on to find a EMP that gives a great massage and ending at a reasonable price.[/QUOTE]I've been there three times and have only received legit, albeit very good, massages.

This is too bad since most of the girls there are major cuties. On my first two trips I inquired about extras and was politely shot down. On the third trip, the girl told me that I seemed like a really nice guy, and I just didn't have the heart to ask for extras!

I think I probably could have asked her out on a real date, but my real girlfriend would not have been too happy about that.

I'd love to know if anyone has had other experiences there. It would be a dream place if they gave extras.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]I've been there three times and have only received legit, albeit very good, massages.

This is too bad since most of the girls there are major cuties. On my first two trips I inquired about extras and was politely shot down. On the third trip, the girl told me that I seemed like a really nice guy, and I just didn't have the heart to ask for extras!

I think I probably could have asked her out on a real date, but my real girlfriend would not have been too happy about that.

I'd love to know if anyone has had other experiences there. It would be a dream place if they gave extras.[/QUOTE]

Tatiana's has gone by many other aliases over the years in many different locations, and more often than not, I've gotten a handshake at the very least. That said, I've been to their storefront location on Milwaukee and have never had any more than a legit massage. One of the women I saw at that location (an older blonde, maybe mid to late 40's) I ended up also seeing at their Schaumburg location. At that location, I ended up with a handshake with access upstairs. My feelings are that if you see them anywhere else except Milwaukee, you should at least get a handshake.

Anyone know of anyplace to get a decent handshake near Milwaukee and Western?

I don't want to trave far that is really all.

As Chi Guy said, try them anywhere else and your chances are good. They have locations in Schaumburg, Arlington Heights, Northfield, and Downtown. Additionaly, they do outcall as well. I think it is $20. 00 more.

Found an excellant massage and cheap on CL today. She was great. She worked me in. I went for a 30 min and changed to an hour.

Went to see a massage I found on CL and found it was great and cheap. Was worth the trip. She took great care of me.

[QUOTE=Iceman1951]They were busted and closed down for ever.[/QUOTE]That's sucks! Anybody know a good massage place close by?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Wraithking]Went to see a massage I found on CL and found it was great and cheap. Was worth the trip. She took great care of me.[/QUOTE]

Now this is what I would call a really insightful post. Thanks much.

I finally had a chance to visit CTM. I have been mongering for over 5 years. I have visited Chinese, korean, euro and latina mps.

By far I must admit that this place is the best when it comes to customer service, massage and just overall experience. The ladies are a little mature but they know what they are doing. Best of all you don't feel like your being taken advantage of.

My 2 cents.

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Tatiana's has gone by many other aliases over the years in many different locations, and more often than not, I've gotten a handshake at the very least. That said, I've been to their storefront location on Milwaukee and have never had any more than a legit massage. One of the women I saw at that location (an older blonde, maybe mid to late 40's) I ended up also seeing at their Schaumburg location. At that location, I ended up with a handshake with access upstairs. My feelings are that if you see them anywhere else except Milwaukee, you should at least get a handshake.[/QUOTE]Very interesting, and thank you. I've only been to the Milwaukee location. Regardless, as you will see in my next post, I think I'm done.

Went to the famed Lisunia's yesterday, and I have to say I was pretty disappointed. The "special" code to get the "special" massage was used, but I didn't realize that when you upgrade the extras, the massage is proportionally downgraded. I could barely feel her touch me!!!

The girls are hot, and I got what I paid for, but the service is rushed and mechanical, and they demand tip upfront, which is also very unsexy.

So I paid $150 for a handshake. Regulars may PM for additional details, but I think I'm done with this pursuit. Too much money, too much worry, too much time, not enough service anywhere. Ask yourselves a question guys. If you took a woman out, spent $150 on dinner, and sensed a mutual attraction, wouldn't you be disappointed if she refused sex, but offered you a HJ. So why do we seek out the same thing in a massage parlor, minus the good meal!!!

I'm going to the video store the next time I'm feeling horny. They only charge $3 for a DVD, with a two-for-one special on Mondays. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, but the end result is the same and just as satisfying.

[QUOTE=Wraithking]Went to see a massage I found on CL and found it was great and cheap. Was worth the trip. She took great care of me.[/QUOTE]

I saw a girl from an online service, and she did everything for 1 dollar.

Come on, are you just trying to pad your post numbers?

I have been mongering for over 5 years. I have visited Chinese, korean, euro and latina MPs. The best place for a massage is CTM. Never have to worry about upselling and customer service is the best. Ladies are over 40 but I would rather have a mature provider and not a silly young one who is just interested in taking your money.

OK, my turn!

I was on this street in Northern IL and found this really cute SW who blew me for $20. Great time was had by me! Check her out if you can.

[QUOTE=Wraithking]Went to see a massage I found on CL and found it was great and cheap. Was worth the trip. She took great care of me.[/QUOTE]

Has anyone been to this woman?

[quote]"Recharge your body, refresh your mind!!! Excellent, State-Licensed therapist that specializes in the ultimate relaxation massage in a warm and cozy atmosphere. I use several modalities; Swedish(traditional), Deep Tissue(releases tight muscles and knots) and Effleurage("feathering") when combined, it induces deep states of relaxation. One hour that will leave you feeling revitalized! Located in the Loop(Wabash and Lake). Call 773-319-7607 and book your appointment with Suzanne today![/quote]

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Went to the famed Lisunia's yesterday, and I have to say I was pretty disappointed. The "special" code to get the "special" massage was used, but I didn't realize that when you upgrade the extras, the massage is proportionally downgraded. I could barely feel her touch me!!!

The girls are hot, and I got what I paid for, but the service is rushed and mechanical, and they demand tip upfront, which is also very unsexy.

So I paid $150 for a handshake. Regulars may PM for additional details, but I think I'm done with this pursuit. Too much money, too much worry, too much time, not enough service anywhere. Ask yourselves a question guys. If you took a woman out, spent $150 on dinner, and sensed a mutual attraction, wouldn't you be disappointed if she refused sex, but offered you a HJ. So why do we seek out the same thing in a massage parlor, minus the good meal!!!

I'm going to the video store the next time I'm feeling horny. They only charge $3 for a DVD, with a two-for-one special on Mondays. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, but the end result is the same and just as satisfying.[/QUOTE]Luke, I think the previous reviews on Lisunia have been pretty honest about what you get. A 'guaranteed' HS from a hot-looking, but cold-natured young Eastern European girl.

Some of us have been successful at the AMPs with establishing more of a 'relationship' with a provider. But, you have to see the same girl, multiple times, and establish a rapport with her. When you read about some of the older spas (Spa 34, Spa 53, Dandelion) we had those kind of relationships and experiences. It is MUCH harder to find this experience at the spas these days. You might be better off with independent massage providers.

You want a GFE-HJ experience. You might consider a massage session with Talaya (Fonda French). More of a PSE, but more in line with what I think you're looking for. Also, look for Massage by Alana.

btw, trying to quit is HARD - I think we have some of the same addiction issues as smokers, nail-biters, etc. If you are successful in quitting, let us know how you did it! Cold turkey never works for me - I travel for work, so I have no issues about getting caught by the spouse or having to sneak around.

Massage Training...

[url]http://www.redtube.com/2210[/url]

I agree it's pretty pricey, I've been to Lisunia's before and using the codeword it was 90 for the hs massage and an extra 100 to get them fully nude. The massages weren't that great and about 20 minutes later I'm out 190 dollars, then I think to myself "what did I do?" It's hard to stop going to the parlors but I haven't been to one in 3 months and when I get the urge I just pop in a dvd and spank the monkey, at least I still have the 190 in my pocket.

[QUOTE=Luke Appling]Went to the famed Lisunia's yesterday, and I have to say I was pretty disappointed. The "special" code to get the "special" massage was used, but I didn't realize that when you upgrade the extras, the massage is proportionally downgraded. I could barely feel her touch me!!!

The girls are hot, and I got what I paid for, but the service is rushed and mechanical, and they demand tip upfront, which is also very unsexy.

So I paid $150 for a handshake. Regulars may PM for additional details, but I think I'm done with this pursuit. Too much money, too much worry, too much time, not enough service anywhere. Ask yourselves a question guys. If you took a woman out, spent $150 on dinner, and sensed a mutual attraction, wouldn't you be disappointed if she refused sex, but offered you a HJ. So why do we seek out the same thing in a massage parlor, minus the good meal!!!

I'm going to the video store the next time I'm feeling horny. They only charge $3 for a DVD, with a two-for-one special on Mondays. Yes, I'm being sarcastic, but the end result is the same and just as satisfying.[/QUOTE]

great video

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Has anyone been to this woman?[/QUOTE]
She used to be on Michigan ave and was part of relax in chicago so she worked for Krista - who had studied laser therapy and was now not doing massages - just laser therapy. I only had a couple of massages from Krista - but others have told me about her - and said we should try for laser with extras. Now she is no longer at the Michigan Ave office and I asked Suzanne where she went and she said everybody asks that

But back to Suzanne - no extras and it didnt seem like they would be possible the one time I did see her. She is big and strong and gives a good deep massage

[QUOTE=Fumfn69]Anyone been to this place?

[url]http://www.urbanlotustouch.com/[/url][/QUOTE]Been here. Very good massage but legit. She only allows self-service.

Isn't this the "Crista" that was up north before? She used to have Tina in her crew, great massage too. She wouldn't tell me where Tina had gone to I guess she gets that a lot about her crew....

WTF is laser anyway? Feel like I might get zapped LOL!

[QUOTE=Skonsk]She used to be on Michigan ave and was part of relax in chicago so she worked for Krista - who had studied laser therapy and was now not doing massages - just laser therapy. I only had a couple of massages from Krista - but others have told me about her - and said we should try for laser with extras. Now she is no longer at the Michigan Ave office and I asked Suzanne where she went and she said everybody asks that

But back to Suzanne - no extras and it didnt seem like they would be possible the one time I did see her. She is big and strong and gives a good deep massage[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]Isn't this the "Crista" that was up north before? She used to have Tina in her crew, great massage too. She wouldn't tell me where Tina had gone to I guess she gets that a lot about her crew....

WTF is laser anyway? Feel like I might get zapped LOL![/QUOTE]Lol. Read the web site. She does laser hair removal and skin treatment.

Haven't seen Christa since she was doing massage on Hubbard. Great technique. Saw Tina there once and it was a delightful experience! I think Tina is on her own now. Think she was in a practice with a guy on the north side somewhere.

I'd appreciate any other reviews on Crista's service now-a-days. And if anyone finds Tina let me know!

[QUOTE=Goat Trotter]Isn't this the "Crista" that was up north before? She used to have Tina in her crew, great massage too. She wouldn't tell me where Tina had gone to I guess she gets that a lot about her crew....

WTF is laser anyway? Feel like I might get zapped LOL![/QUOTE]

Tina is on her own. Here's her website: [url]http://www.trbodyworks.com/[/url]

Crista's site is still up at [url]http://www.relaxinchicago.net/[/url]. I haven't seen her in a while. Her site still says Michigan Ave. I don't know if she's still around.

This is not the Tina from EPC. Does this one give extras?

Thanks,

BJ001

[QUOTE=Chi Guy]Tina is on her own. Here's her website: [url]http://www.trbodyworks.com/[/url]

Crista's site is still up at [url]http://www.relaxinchicago.net/[/url]. I haven't seen her in a while. Her site still says Michigan Ave. I don't know if she's still around.[/QUOTE]

Went to visit Mandy, from Mandy Massages from CL at her apartment near Irving Park and Kedzie.

70 for the massage which was relaxing as well as at the end with no up sell. Sweet, pleasant, nice, cool, bi, girl. Little on the thicker side, Hispanic maybe, about 5’10 mid to late 20s. Just don’t be a pervert with her and be upfront on how your massages usually end and she will try to help you out.

Went to TLC88 after a long stay away and happened to get Tia. It was a very nice legit massage with no hope for extras but I wanted so much to take her home with me!! I better go to Korean Town to try to forget...

I saw Tia just the other day. Excellent massage, very cute!

Just wish there was more to be had.

Dooyano

Been lurking for quite awhile now, finally decided to post.

I made my third trip to Alice, .35 half hour, .40 tip. I like this place because it seems really clean. Especially compared to places like Relax or B&B, it looks like they actually sweep the floor. The first two times I went in, I got the long haired lady, sophia I think. Looks to be in her early 40's. The massage was just ok, at first I thought nothing was going to happen. But then towards the end she started that light touch on the boys that lets you know that it is on. The finish was really good, her technique seems to have come from years of experience. This last time I got the short haired woman, mid to late 40's, no clue what her name was. Maybe the best massage I have ever gotten, seriously, but no teasing at all. On the flip she just grabbed it and said "this ok?" of course I said yes. The finish was mechanical and a little rough, I did not really enjoy it. I would see her again just for the massage though. So far I have three stamps on my card.

Went to Xindy this weekend for the first time. Drove by a couple of times, there were lots of cars parked outside. Also drove by Relax, but was more impressed by Xindy. Paid .6 for a hour massage. She was thin, cute face, nice breasts and gave a great massage. Sorry, I didn't get her name, I was too relaxed. LOL. I checked for the cleanliness of the towels and they seemed clean and fresh. She didn't speak a word during the massage, which was okay because she didn't speak English very well and we had a hard time understanding each other. There was quite a bit of teasing. On the flip, she massaged a little then grabbed it and asked "massage here?"
Negotiations for .5 got me that massage plus she let me feel her up with her top off and pants pulled down. She leaned her medium-sized breasts over me and I went for them like a fish for bait.

Overall, great massage and a great ending. Slept like a log last night.

Hello guys,

I just moved here from out of state to the north of the city and I'm looking to try out some of the services that aren't available back home. However, I don't know where to start.

It seems Xindy is popular, but it's a ways from my home and I don't want to go in looking like I don't know what's up (I don't). There seems to be an asian apartment right up the street that's advertised on CL, but I don't know what to expect there.

I've read about the Thai Palace that's advertised on Craigslist and was thinking of hitting that up. I'd prefer the Lincoln Park location but I haven't seen any info on it other than a few random posts here which makes me think it might be mythical. Is there any place around Argyle I should check out? Maybe some quality outcall providers in the north?

I'm looking forward to posting my first full review and I'm greatful for any tips and leads.

[QUOTE=Tdisregard]Been lurking for quite awhile now, finally decided to post.

I made my third trip to Alice, .35 half hour, .40 tip. I like this place because it seems really clean. Especially compared to places like Relax or B&B, it looks like they actually sweep the floor. The first two times I went in, I got the long haired lady, sophia I think. Looks to be in her early 40's. The massage was just ok, at first I thought nothing was going to happen. But then towards the end she started that light touch on the boys that lets you know that it is on. The finish was really good, her technique seems to have come from years of experience. This last time I got the short haired woman, mid to late 40's, no clue what her name was. Maybe the best massage I have ever gotten, seriously, but no teasing at all. On the flip she just grabbed it and said "this ok?" of course I said yes. The finish was mechanical and a little rough, I did not really enjoy it. I would see her again just for the massage though. So far I have three stamps on my card.[/QUOTE]

The short haired woman is Linda. Just tell her to go easy, lighter touch on the boys. Her massage is quite good.