Strip Club Reports

When I walk into the E. I. It's lights, camera, action. What spot do you know where you've single-handedly fucked almost all of the talent in there, get shouted out by the DJ's when you walk into the spot, and have a many of customer appreciation days without spending on lap dances.

I agree with Pizz, you need do some serious traveling my man. There's a many club in the country where 5 dollar dances are the norm. Hell I've fucked in some of the clubs for free or for $5 total. No dirtbags either. Just pure 100% ebony ass pussy.

[QUOTE=StandUpGuy81;1829608]You guys probably can't possibly receive the treatment I get. I would love to find I place better. I've been to the hoodest clubs in ATL, a few in FL and Tx. I've read 100s of reviews on TUSCL. And no place is seeing these 5$ a dance spots. No where. Point me to them please! Yea, a lot of place might have better looking dancers, but as far as mileage and prices. Can't beat it.[/QUOTE]

SUG81:

First off, I'm going to assume that you really are a 'stand up guy' & you're bein sincere w / your thoughts on E. I. But dude, if the '81' in your name means what I think it means, you're too damned grown to talk out your ass like that!

You're makin a big deal about the $5 LDs, but what does that have to do w / mileage? Dude, there are many spots up north & down south where you can try out the goods all you want before the private room w / o spendin jack or just droppin 2-3 singles! Here's a past conquest for your viewin pleasure.

Seriously, you need might need to check out some more clubs on tuscl. There are many spots in cities that you might not expect that put EI to shame! Do some research & hit the road.

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[QUOTE=StandUpGuy81;1829608]You guys probably can't possibly receive the treatment I get. [b]I would love to find I place better.[/b] I've been to the hoodest clubs in ATL, a few in FL and Tx. [b]I've read 100s of reviews on TUSCL.[/b] And no place is seeing these 5$ a dance spots. No where. Point me to them please! [b]Yea, a lot of place might have better looking dancers, but as far as mileage and prices. Can't beat it.[/b][/QUOTE]

Let's see if this works this time.

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02; 1833697]SUG81:

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First off, I'm going to assume that you really are a 'stand up guy' & you're bein sincere w / your thoughts on E. I. But dude, if the '81' in your name means what I think it means, you're too damned grown to talk out your ass like that!

You're makin a big deal about the $5 LDs, but what does that have to do w / mileage? Dude, there are many spots up north & down south where you can try out the goods all you want before the private room w / o spendin jack or just droppin 2-3 singles! Here's a past conquest for your viewin pleasure.

Seriously, you need might need to check out some more clubs on tuscl. There are many spots in cities that you might not expect that put EI to shame! Do some research & hit the road.

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A lot of yapping about my "personal opinion", but through it all did any of you mention any place better. LOL. It's all in fun. These girls loooove me!

Hello- long time lurker. Have been to EI once. I wasn't sure what to expect, so I didn't stay too long. (it was a few months ago). Planning another trip next month. Was curious how it worked. I found the $5 LD to be very economical, I had two before I had to run to another event. Plenty of hand roaming upstairs. On my way out, one girl grabbed my tool over my pants. (I wasn't ready for that) Will budget my time better next trip. I read about the corners. Can someone explain how this works, and the best way to get the most mileage, ITC? I won't be in a position to go OTC. As I remember, it was just a very big open area, with one small sort of room that I don't remember being that private- do I just bring a cover and go for it?

[QUOTE=StandUpGuy81; 1835314]A lot of yapping about my "personal opinion", but through it all did any of you mention any place better. LOL. It's all in fun. These girls loooove me![/QUOTE]I love you too!
Now quit your yappin.


[B] X [/b] . . . [b]SMMFH[/b]

The EI is one of the best places in my opinion too, but that's probably just because I like hole in the wall spots LOL. Been meaning to get around to puzzles. Well do soon. I usually get a lot of love from girls with daddy and / or bank account issues in these places too. Never have to "pay" for it either.

[QUOTE=Itsmyhobby91;1835963]Hello- long time lurker. Have been to EI once. I wasn't sure what to expect, so I didn't stay too long. (it was a few months ago). Planning another trip next month. Was curious how it worked. I found the $5 LD to be very economical, I had two before I had to run to another event. Plenty of hand roaming upstairs. On my way out, one girl grabbed my tool over my pants. (I wasn't ready for that) Will budget my time better next trip. I read about the corners. Can someone explain how this works, and the best way to get the most mileage, ITC? I won't be in a position to go OTC. As I remember, it was just a very big open area, with one small sort of room that I don't remember being that private- do I just bring a cover and go for it?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=I Am The City;1836659]The EI is one of the best places in my opinion too, but that's probably just because I like hole in the wall spots LOL. Been meaning to get around to puzzles. Well do soon. I usually get a lot of love from girls with daddy and / or bank account issues in these places too. Never have to "pay" for it either.[/QUOTE]Just like some of my best places to eat are hole in the wall places (Keith and Son's). EI fits the same bill. Its not the atmosphere. Its the food on the dish! Now that's what I'm twerking about. MDC

Was at EI on Wednesday nite with a friend of mine (my 2nd time, his first) We got there around 545pm, around 15-20 girls working. Paid the $12, got a couple of shots and headed in. Took a spot all the way in the left corner by the VIP entrance, this guy had a lady there the whole entire time we were there. Had dances with ebony, also a dance with a Jamaican girl who almost broke my dick into 2. After that got some dances with Fantasy. (I was ready to put a ring on it LOL) After that, ladies started dipping and I guess night shift had began. Of note, there was this stupendous amazon booty lady on the other side of the club who had the corner to herself with some dude. There was this light skin girl who had a customer all over her the entire time, customer must've spent over $$$ because he was making it rain entire time. Tried to hit up fantasy for to but she wouldn't do a motel / hotel and I live all the way in western md. Tried to get music? But then this dyke lady in an suv chased them off. I'm assuming owner is the old dude in the Mercedes sitting outside? Nice time but I got to drive an 1hr 10 mins to enjoy myself due to this shit lace Mitzi's.

Got there at 5 pm and it was packed, had to wander around a few minutes till a song ended and someone got up. Then I grabbed a seat. Had lots of dances from lots of girls. Didn't feel like doing the VIP offer, I just wanted to chill and enjoy some dances. Some girls are more brazen than others. Crowd comes and goes, by 6 it was less crowed then 630 packed again. I left 8 pm when the music stopped, it was shift change to night. Also kind of noticed before 7 pm the songs seemed longer, after 7 the songs were short. Anyone else notice this? Any other places similar to EI in the area? I'm pretty much done with the Block in Baltimore

[QUOTE=Paesano63;1841383]Got there at 5 pm and it was packed, had to wander around a few minutes till a song ended and someone got up. Then I grabbed a seat. Had lots of dances from lots of girls. Didn't feel like doing the VIP offer, I just wanted to chill and enjoy some dances. Some girls are more brazen than others. Crowd comes and goes, by 6 it was less crowed then 630 packed again. I left 8 pm when the music stopped, it was shift change to night. Also kind of noticed before 7 pm the songs seemed longer, after 7 the songs were short. Anyone else notice this? Any other places similar to EI in the area? I'm pretty much done with the Block in Baltimore[/QUOTE]I was there on Fri as well, they really need to do something about their central air, place was hot as hell. I understand that more people the HVAC is probably working extra but they have to figure something out. Anyhow, a good time was had my fiirst lap dance I had oh my Lord one the worst lap dance I have ever had the chick was terrible. She admitted that she wasnt really good at it, well find a new line of work. Subsequent ones were better was there from 4-6, good time. No VIP, didn't breach the subject, sometimes music is way to loud to engage in conversation.

I recently went to Irving's / Plush and let me tell ya, it was the saddest experience in my life. What the hell happened to this place? I went on a Monday and the place was empty! I mean empty. As in NOBODY WAS THERE! The last time I was there they were fixing the place up real nice like but I'm struggling to figure out what went wrong! First there were big flat screen TVs, now there's 2 CRTs and on flat screen that not on. Then the bathroom has no sink. How'd you get away with that? Ain't that a health code violation? I mean what is the point of putting in all that work if you weren't going to finish? The thing is that nobody comes to that place expecting a Stadium like environment and I for one have no problem with that. It's the halfassed crap that bugs me to no end. I get you don't have the resources nor the revenues pull off a High End type hut damn! If anything, just clean it up a little bit, patch some holes, fix the toilets and sinks, paint the walls ect. But try to be something you know you're not! There is absolutely nothing "Plush" about that place! And nobody goes to Irving's for upscale "Plush" surroundings. I get it, business is pretty bad. I think the owner needs to find ways to monetize that club. He needs a liquor license like yesterday! He needs the help of a true "Strip Club General" or something. As far as girls were concerned, I wasn't sure there were any. I sat there for like 20 minutes before I saw a chick come out. And normally I never get the first dance offered but the situation was so odd I stopped caring. Plus she kinda looked like that pornstar Ms. Cleo. Long story short, I'm out of there after 2 dances. If Mondays aren't making you any money, you shouldn't open that night. Also, he should consider a better marketing strategy because the current one sucks! I apologize for being long worded but I'd hate to see an old legend go away. On the other hand, I was able to get the "Ms Cleo" number if anyone is interested.

[QUOTE=Doe Us;1841477]I was there on Fri as well, they really need to do something about their central air, place was hot as hell. I understand that more people the HVAC is probably working extra but they have to figure something out. Anyhow, a good time was had my fiirst lap dance I had oh my Lord one the worst lap dance I have ever had the chick was terrible. She admitted that she wasnt really good at it, well find a new line of work. Subsequent ones were better was there from 4-6, good time. No VIP, didn't breach the subject, sometimes music is way to loud to engage in conversation.[/QUOTE]I was there last Friday as well. I usually volunteer to blow on the girls neck to cool her off. Opens the door to other steamy situations. Also I like two sweaty bodies rubbing on each other (as long as there is no funk). I know. I am a sick puppy. Thanks. MDc

Fellas, I'm going to head over to EI soon. I'm an ASS man and I'm wondering if there are any PHAT (not fat) asses to be on the lookout for over there now. I haven't been in close to 6 months so I'm just looking for a heads up. I'm talking about one of those bubble asses. If why'all have seen the chick Chocolate (not much to look at in the face at all) but she's got a bubble ass on her. That's an example of what I'm looking for. Let me know. Thanks fellas.

Any recommendations for a club near Stewart Circle? It looks like Archibald's and Royal Palace are within walking distance from my hotel. Are they ok or should I hop on Metro to find another? Reviews for both look so-so. Perhaps take a cab to someplace better? Is that part of town safe to walk at night? EI has good reviews. Is it welcoming to all races or clientele-specific? Thanks.