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Jamesj, you are correct that is one funny story. And I hate when the kitty last longer than I do! Makes you wonder about just grabbing those slippers and seeing if your missing anything. Besides how would you like to be that kitty and see what he does all day. Might make anyone go after anything soft and furry.
I gotta agree, that cat is hilarious. I don't think Americas funniest videos would be the place. Maybe Youporn.com. LOL
I wasn't paying attention to the cat when Sharon was uuuhh, paying attention to me. I was paying attention to Sharons assets.
Happy easter y'all.
I had a date with Italia this morning. Typical 2 call system. Was directed to her hotel room. When I got to the room the door was ajar. No, it was really just a door, but it was open a little. I went into the room and it was dark and Italia was sitting at a desk with her laptop. She wore panties and a smile, but little else.
She greeted me with a hug and she felt so good I wanted to hold her until the Presidential Elections in the fall. I found her to be very attractive with her long jet black hair, blue eyes, come-hither-ass, and tan athletic body. Her ta-ta's are spectacular.
After I undressed she invited me to join her on the bed. She sensed I was nervous; was it the stutter or my shaky hands? No it was the tremble in my voice. I tried to cover up my jitters by singing Walk Like A Man in my special falsetto voice, but I couldn't fool her. She beckoned me to join her on the bed, saying, "Come here Big Boy". I quickly turned to see if someone else was in the room, but apparently she was referring to me. I got into the bed and as we cuddled she whispered into my ear, "I'm going to kill that noisy maid out in the hall. " I guess at that point I knew I was falling for her, and falling hard. I said, "It's been fun" and started to bolt for the door. She sprang like a cat and then threw me to the floor and had her way with me.
Okay, maybe it didn't go exactly like that (I have a vivid imagination), but I did find Italia very hot, very attractive, really sweet, and hey, she didn't smell bad either.
Seriously, she was extremely personable, funny, and eager to please. She is not a clock watcher, and really went out of her way to please me. She even boosted my ego when she commented on the size of my manhood. Something my ex-wife use to ridicule, referring to it as "my childhood".
Senior members can pm me if you want her contact info or other details
Rubsarefun
In the area on business and thought I would try something different. Contacted devan and asked for the 2 girl special as I have never tried 2 massauses at once. Incall was nice nothing special. Both girls are thick girls but I like that. Great set of tits. Massage was great with lots of touching of two sets of tits. Loved it when they rubbed them all over my body. Lots of russian and ended with cob. Will definitely try again just for the tit rubdown. All for under $$.
Anyone have information about these ladies listed on BP under bodyrubs?
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I have seen reviews for Jenn as GFE but not for bodyrub/massage. Anyone seen her for massage?
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I've left emails and my cell many times and never got a response. Looks like it could be interesting.
Massage Envy is a chain/franchise operation. Doesn't seem like "our kind" of place, but you never know. Please report.
A friend said there was a massage place on Mason ln. off of Manchester. I did not get the chance to check it out, I may on Friday. Does anyone know about the place? Mason lane would be on the south side of Manchester next to the Acura dealer. My friend said it was about three or four ladies and each had their own room. Sounds like independents sharing space and rent.
They use the term massage envy in the ad but it's not a Massage Envy. To the best of my knowledge there is no Massage Envy in Clayton. Maybe some of you guys could email them to see if you get a response.
[QUOTE=Jeffc 574]A friend said there was a massage place on Mason ln. off of Manchester. I did not get the chance to check it out, I may on Friday. Does anyone know about the place? Mason lane would be on the south side of Manchester next to the Acura dealer. My friend said it was about three or four ladies and each had their own room. Sounds like independents sharing space and rent.[/QUOTE]Jeffc,
Keep us posted.
This would be a great location for those of us that are West.
I've noticed an ad on CL 'Theraputic' for "FULL Body massage, discreet."
With a phone #. The number is Clayton Serenity. Their ad also states that it is under new management. Has anybody been there lately?
It could very well be worth trying.
See Nikki - don't ask me for more info. Be a trooper -
[QUOTE=Rubs Are Fun]
Seriously, she was extremely personable, funny, and eager to please. She is not a clock watcher, and really went out of her way to please me. She even boosted my ego when she commented on the size of my manhood. Something my ex-wife use to ridicule, referring to it as "my childhood".
Rubsarefun[/QUOTE]Now that's funny, well sort of. I asked my wife for a compliment on my manhood and she said.. "Your dick is bigger than your brother's" OWWWW
Hi all,
Kinda new here but have been in hobby forever. I see MP's mostly nowdays due to SO.
This MP came from info. in another board locally.
Anyhoo...saw Phyliss in Afton who was recommended as a BBW MP who gave a great rub w/ a HE.
I saw her yest. in her home. Called and was given directions w/ a caveat that she had just returned from a trip n her house was a bit messy...
I arrived and was greeted at the door by a woman who has super short silver hair and weighed in at 275+!
I thought oh well maybe...who knows. The place was not filthy but sure was in need of cleaning...Sorry I have pets and in my book no excuse for mess or smell.
She sat down on a stool for most of the massage which was ok. Defenitaly sensual and lots of butt play (which I like) and on the flip there was a nice HJ.
All for 60.
Now for my take on the experience:
I left feeling yucky/dirty. Now I like getting messy n downright nasty w/ the best of 'em but she does not keep herself up and does not keep up her location so took a loooong shower when I got home...lol
Sorry this is so long but wanted to give you my take on her.
Later,
Southern One
What happened to Great Wall / Olive AMP?
It seems to have been shut down totally; phone was going directly to vmail; then disconnected.