I guess you get what you pay for
So I'm sitting around drinking getting ready to go home when I came across this BP ad. (Pics of some nice asses). It said that they are off 95 exit 13. (That's on my way home). So I send a text saying 'I'm feeling a 50 special'. She responded with 'Call me'. Being that I knew exactly where the hotel was, I called when I was at the gas station right across the street. She gave me the room number and I was on my way. But before I went, I sent her a text telling her that with my last experience, the girl didn't shower and was very sweaty. (That's something I feel I have to let these tricks now). Anyway, I get to the room. My first thought was that they sure wasn't the ones in the photos. They both were short and chubby. About 5'0 and very average looking. Chubby #1 asked me if she could touch me. I said sure. Then she squeezed my nuts. She then stood next to Chubby #2 and asked which one I wanted. I said you guys both look alike but since I've been talking to you (Chubby #1) I guess it's you. So Chubby #2 heads off to the bathroom.
So I get undress and layed on the bed. She started with an average CBJ. After a minute, she said your ready. Pulled her panties down and lied on her back. (Let me add that even though she wasn't sweaty, she wasn't freshly showered. I love when a trick smells good and their skin is soft and clean). So I get on top and start hitting it. But after a minute of banging it, she whispers in my ear 'come on, baby'. Now that was a subliminal rush if you ask me. So a haft a minute later, I faked a nut. I asked to wash up and went into the bathroom where Chubby #2 was sitting on the toilet smoking. No towels, of course (nasty tricks). Washed myself, got dressed and bounced. Not nut, and down fifty bucks.
5- on looks.
5- on CBJ.
3- on performance (No nut. Felt rushed)
3- on overall experience (Left feeling that I should have spent the money on my lady) won't repeat even if it was free.
Here's their ad: (Their backpage ad was removed. But here is where they are advertising at)
[url]http://www.localescortpages.com/1/posts/8-Adult-Services/8-Female-Escorts/2966354-2-GIRLS-specials-available-Call-3478704129.html[/url]
This is why i dont deal with middlemen
[QUOTE=Amp Middleman;1387434]You could try reading back here in this forum or goto BP and search there. Some people want it so f. King easy sometimes. With a name like swagg shouldn't be no problem for you.[/QUOTE]Instead of wasting time and energy being a d*ck you could have been useful and pointed me in the right direction. I'm not from queens all I asked was which one is closest to Astoria. No addresses or phone #'s just a area of one that can be vouched for as good. Im not asking anyone to walk me to the door. I can do the rest myself. I didn't think that was too much to ask of fellow mongers. But there is always an A-hole in the wings who can't wait to show everyone how "witty" they are. Hey Capt Obvious why don't you take your own advice and read and understand the post before you open your piehole.