Massage Parlor Reports

Look at this post from a senior member in the Orlando forum;

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=640694&postcount=1434[/url]


[QUOTE=Throb Hard]New to the AMPs, any special negotiation needed or words needed to convey what you wanted? I've driven by there dozens of times just never had the nerve to go. When I was younger I went to a massage parlor on Busch, which has since closed and enjoyed a wonderful dream where this total hottie danced for me and helped me with a HJ was expensive but at the age I was I gave it gladly. The whole time I spent waiting before she came in the first time and then left and came in again I was just completely nervous afraid of being scammed or caught in some kind of trap set by the cops, but left relieved and happy. Tried to go back later on in the year and they were shut down and ever since never been to a massage parlor of any kind. Just looking for some pointers and good places.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

I didn't mean to imply his post wasn't true. I've actually read many of his past posts and he offers great info about his dreams. If I did not believe him I'd never have sent him a pm for some info.

My problem is with his high and mighty attitude towards members with less posts than him. He's always saying some smart ass shit to people who don't know proper etiquette on this forum instead of being helpful to them.

He could of very politely told me he wouldn't give me info until I had more posts and I wouldn't have said a word.

Some of us have wives and kids and aren't able to go running all over as much as others, and that makes the guys with few posts cops? Fucking idiot.

I have never had any problems with "REAL" Sr. Members with triple and quadruple the posts that he has, They have all answered my PM's with no problems whatsoever and some great info. I thank you guys for that by the way.

Get real Bitchslap, a cop isn't going to waste his time PM'ing some asshole for info because you already posted the when and where. For someone with "so much experience" as you, you sure do like to show your ignorance. Please stop letting everyone know how stupid you are.

I asked you if there was an American girl instead of An Asian because I live right down the road from them but hadn't stopped in because last time the asian lady was 100yrs old.

You used the PM to jump on your soapbox and tell everyone how cool you are because all these stupid newbs are pming you after your post. What did you expect to happen? You have more posts LOL.

You need to be Bitchslapped, because you surely won't recognize when you're wrong much less apologize for being a Prick.

[QUOTE=Scooter68]Visited Spring spa after seeing Bitchslap's dream about them and was very very happy. I think my dream was exactly the same as his except mine set me back $.8 total.

I had her name but never asked for her and never needed to. Just go visit if your interested and see how it goes and report back. If your doubting Bitchslap's dream then don't go but, I am backing him up and hope to have the dream again.

Scooter[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bitchslap]Well guys I was astonished at what I dreamnt about last night.

Amazed

I dreamed I visted the spring spa at ulmerton and belcher road.

I went in and and low and behold a amazing gal named "pm me for name" was standing there.

About 35yrs. 115lbs. Beautiful tits inflated and amazing.

Well I had seen her before at another location and only did the rub and tug but this time she was a bit more upfront about her services.

I walked in and dropped a hund and after the negos. I droped another hun. So the end total was 2 hun which I wasnt happy with but hell I had a good week and the extra hun wasnt really a issue. This could be had for less if ngod properly

Well let me tell you I was totally flabergasted at the acrobatics that I witnessed and the extra mile she went and her enthusiasm leel.

I spent the next half hour being a star of my favorite movie and her clean and just dam beautiful self was amazing. If I'm rambling its because I am.

Well I got a nice 10 min massage while little johnny was becoming more and more attentive then the fun began and it was just like the movies. Moving from one spot to the next. So after about a 30 min all was finished and I was cleaned up like a true asian palace king.

So I am Hi fiving myself in the mirrior because this is shit I only read about that never happens to me at this level as sometimes I feel like fuck I could have jacked my shitt off and saved my moola but not this time I was totaly fine and no regrets. So she walks back in and tells me to lie down again. Well I then got a massage that was pretty dam good but hey I'm biased after the recent events of the evening haha.

But I must say if anyone can vist this gal just pm me for her name she went by and you will not be dissapointed.[/QUOTE]

Hahaha...Pissed that I didn't get his pm sooner. Bitchslap, I owe you big time for sending me to a truly mind blowing incredible experience !!! This girl was incredible and more FUN than I ever had at any amp. Sweet, sexy, saucy, adventurous, acrobatic, bawdy, multi-talented, smart, GFE, responsive, enthusiastic, she went the extra mile to assure that I was very satisfied.

Words can not describe it. 60 minutes of pure pleasure from the first kiss at the door, through the incredible table shower, to the massage, through all the preliminaries to the toe curling Grand Finale. A truly great time for $$ and well worth every penny. Bitchslap, you are da man!!! Thanks again !!!

CB

ps- thanks to Scooter68 for his info as well. Scooter said "I hope to have this dream again". Me too, if my heart and other body parts can handle it.

You are very welcome CB. I'll be re-living that dream again this week.

Scooter

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]Hahaha...Pissed that I didn't get his pm sooner. Bitchslap, I owe you big time for sending me to a truly mind blowing incredible experience !!! This girl was incredible and more FUN than I ever had at any amp. Sweet, sexy, saucy, adventurous, acrobatic, bawdy, multi-talented, smart, GFE, responsive, enthusiastic, she went the extra mile to assure that I was very satisfied.

Words can not describe it. 60 minutes of pure pleasure from the first kiss at the door, through the incredible table shower, to the massage, through all the preliminaries to the toe curling Grand Finale. A truly great time for $$ and well worth every penny. Bitchslap, you are da man!!! Thanks again !!!

CB

ps- thanks to Scooter68 for his info as well. Scooter said "I hope to have this dream again". Me too, if my heart and other body parts can handle it.[/QUOTE]

I decided to try Aloha at Ulmerton last weekend, just for a change of pace. Let me tell you, it was well worth the trip. I got there and there was some remodeling going on, but I was the only customer. The mamasan introduced me to BeBe, a 5'5" young hottie. She is very thin, but extremely toned with amazing legs.

BeBe gave me the TS and spent the time askig me the usual, "Have you been here before? When were you here? Who did you see? " After I answered her to her satisfaction and the average TS was done, we went back to the room. This is what puts Aloha over the top for me, these rooms are very spacious, with a mirror set on the wall behind the massage table. I negotiated a bit with her to bring her down from the $$ she wanted.

We started with me face down and a sensual journey to the pacific rim, followed by CBJ and 69. She went into a very theatrical cowgirl, giving me a good show and even semming to do it for herself as she was watching us in the mirror for most of the time. It ended, as theses things normally do, by going to the dogs (or doggie, as the case may be).

I have to say thank you to all the posters that tipped me to this place, as it was well worth the trip over the bridge.

Another disappointing time at the 5th Ave joint.

I really don't know why I think it is going to get better.

I went early. 10: 30am. Yimmi wasn't there so I was stuck. 40ish Korean. Decent. About 6 of 10.

TS OK. Then a lackluster 20 minute massage then the flip. Asked for 200 for FS.

PLEASE

Negotiated down to 140. Another lackluster performance. Rushed. Overall I was disappointed again. I've said it before, but this really had to be last time. With the 80 at the door, I'm out 220 and wanted my money back.

YMMV but I would have to recommend someplace else.

Yee Gads!

I had a very similar dream to the ones previously reported about Spring. I guess I must be spending too much time RTFF! I cannot wait to have that dream again.

Let's be careful out there!

My first post woopee not a super savy PC guy but I have been into the hobby for about ten years and have posts under the same name on The Doggie and TER.
Im like Jonny Cash I've been everywhere man. I have been to every AMP in tampa past and present and have been in every room at Osaka back in the day. I was there so much I must have passed by some of you guys in the parking lot.

I have also done the nickel tour of most of the shops and incall girls as well never done the outcall thing to much. I dream alot so every post after this will on topic I will earn my chops the hard way with posts.

Thank You

I called "Brittany" out of the paper and was advised it was a MP. I asked who all was working, she gave me 4 names. I was happy to be able to choose at this new establishment. She would not give me an exact location over the phone, she said i have to call when i got close for more info.

Finally i get there and immediately got a sinking feeling. The place was harsh, neighborhood was as well. I go in and enjoy a whiff of mold and febreeze. Greeted by the woman i spoke with and she reluctantly told me she was the only one there, that she uses different names for fantasy play. WTF?

I didn't stay, of course. But as for looks, she's a 3, body a 7, adittude a -9. Quoted an "all-inclusive" price of 250. Yea, no thanks! Don't waste your time fellas.

[QUOTE=Beliblis]My first post woopee not a super savy PC guy but I have been into the hobby for about ten years and have posts under the same name on The Doggie and TER.
Im like Jonny Cash I've been everywhere man. I have been to every AMP in tampa past and present and have been in every room at Osaka back in the day. I was there so much I must have passed by some of you guys in the parking lot.

I have also done the nickel tour of most of the shops and incall girls as well never done the outcall thing to much. I dream alot so every post after this will on topic I will earn my chops the hard way with posts.

Thank You[/QUOTE]
As long as you are not reporting about "A Boy Named Sue", any Johnny Cash fan is welcome here. LOL Unfortunately, I missed the "Osaka Golden Era", but I read the stories here and it must have really been an incredible experience. It sounds like you have had a lot of good experiences to share.

CB

[QUOTE=Clinton Bush] Unfortunately, I missed the "Osaka Golden Era", but I read the stories here and it must have really been an incredible experience. It sounds like you have had a lot of good experiences to share. [/QUOTE]Osaka is to Tampa, as CH2 is to Philly. In the case of Philly, there is now a CH3, so lets hope Tampa gets an Osaka 2.

Sorry if I lost everyone, but there has to be a Philly monger here who will understand where I'm coming from.

As I read your post was I was thinking dam I must be getting older and older quicker than I like to think when you mentioned The Great Johnny Cash.

So I took a little break and watched it myself to bring back some good ole days.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eI4BumtpfA[/url]

Im sure if you passed me in the parking lots we have seen one another many times.LOL!

Look forward to your post and once again welcome aboard the H-Train!

Happy Hunting..

[QUOTE=Beliblis]My first post woopee not a super savy PC guy but I have been into the hobby for about ten years and have posts under the same name on The Doggie and TER.
Im like Jonny Cash I've been everywhere man. I have been to every AMP in tampa past and present and have been in every room at Osaka back in the day. I was there so much I must have passed by some of you guys in the parking lot.

I have also done the nickel tour of most of the shops and incall girls as well never done the outcall thing to much. I dream alot so every post after this will on topic I will earn my chops the hard way with posts.

Thank You[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=T Amp A]Osaka is to Tampa, as CH2 is to Philly. In the case of Philly, there is now a CH3, so lets hope Tampa gets an Osaka 2.

Sorry if I lost everyone, but there has to be a Philly monger here who will understand where I'm coming from.[/QUOTE]I've been to I, II, and III. So, I hear where you're coming from. There's about 25 places up there in Philly that would compare to Osaka in service alone, we won't get into looks because it's not even close. Picture getting Yoshiko quality girls but hotter for $160 total. NYC, Philly, and DC is the massage capitol of this country.

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Yee Gads!

I had a very similar dream to the ones previously reported about Spring. I guess I must be spending too much time RTFF! I cannot wait to have that dream again.

Let's be careful out there![/QUOTE]

Here is my creative writing lesson for today, describing another dream I had.

"It was a nice warm day today, so I took off early. I realized that I had yet another case of Spring Fever. So I went to Spring Spa for some relief of my feverish condition. When I got there, I was experiencing some stiffness. Then a beautiful girl worked my muscles very hard in a variety of positions to help me get completely relaxed. WOW! By the time I left, I didn't have a stiff bone left in my body. What a vigorous workout! I felt totally drained.

Spring Spa is such a welcome change! It is NOT the typical rushed and mechanical amp service by a bored K-girl looking to get you out the door in half the time you have paid for. You get a full 60 minutes of pure heaven. Very personable, GFE sweet, playful, lots of energy, very accommodating. Works hard to make you happy and does! When was the last time going to an amp was really FUN? I had so much FUN there that I am already looking forward to my next dream.

I think others could have this same dream if they can fall asleep by counting sheep. I've found counting about 200 sheep usually does the trick for me."

CB

Took CBs advise and stopped in at Spring.

Think she said her name was Snow White. My be early 40s little chunky but large naturals had me stay. I should have stayed away.

Damn that woman talks WAY too much. Singing stupid songs, wanted me to marry her. Not a relaxing experience at all.

Worst amp massage ever. She does like to rub those big boobs all over you though.

I guess I'm the crazy one for wanted a great massage from a young spinner who knows what she is doing.

She said mamasan was gone shopping for groceries for her to eat to keep up here energy level. She could really stand to skip a few...

Never repeating unless they get quiet young spinners