Rants, Raves, and Opinions

[QUOTE=Dolphin19;3221294]She started talking all the rules no facials no Greek no cim, no swallow, b 4 I could even say a word, I had a book of her rules, I decide & tell her I'm leaving, then low & behold her what ever pops out of the shower curtain, God bless the; 2nd amendment & Donald trump, the whites of his eyes got so big I thought noisy Russell entered the room, took my donation & said good day. I'm always prepared for the unknown, b careful guys, a total waste. They never expected you to be ready.[/QUOTE]Can someone please translate this?

[QUOTE=Dolphin19;3220883]hit the town & like Blondie the singer says (hit me with your best shot).[/QUOTE]*Pat Benatar.

[QUOTE=DaveB3655;3221928]Can someone please translate this?[/QUOTE]"bull shit useless info. Time to block.

[QUOTE=DaveB3655;3221928]Can someone please translate this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dolphin19;3221294]She started talking all the rules no facials no Greek no cim, no swallow, b 4 I could even say a word, I had a book of her rules, I decide & tell her I'm leaving, then low & behold her what ever pops out of the shower curtain, God bless the; 2nd amendment & Donald trump, the whites of his eyes got so big I thought noisy Russell entered the room, took my donation & said good day. I'm always prepared for the unknown, b careful guys, a total waste. They never expected you to be ready.[/QUOTE]My best shot:

"When we first met up, she immediately went through her rules: she wouldn't allow me to ejaculate on her face; she wouldn't allow anal intercourse; she wouldn't allow me to ejaculate into her mouth; she wouldn't swallow my ejaculate. I hadn't said anything yet and she had introduced a metaphorical book full of rules. This dissatisfied me and I decided that I did not want to continue with the appointment so I told her this. When this happened, another individual, a guy, came out from behind the shower curtain. Because of the second amendment, and apparently because of the moral decay and "old west" atmosphere brought forth by the president-elect, I am allowed to carry a firearm with me for protection. I drew my weapon and the gentleman who came out to confront me became concerned. With weapon in hand, I collected the money I had set down for the appointment and left the location. I was prepared for this and they weren't expecting me to be. This sex worker is not worth your investment. Please be safe out there, good gentlemen. ".

It's bad enough that online news is starting to decline in quality (can't read an article without at least one error). I can't wait until articles and books actually start getting written in this style. People just don't get that a mind dump doesn't work too well in the written forums.

[QUOTE=DaveB3655;3221928]Can someone please translate this?[/QUOTE]Seems understandable enough. Good Boy Scout ("Be prepared") Monger had to draw down on the girls pimp. I nominate him for a new USASG acronym: GBSM!

[QUOTE=MkePalace;3221986]My best shot:

"When we first met up, she immediately went through her rules: she wouldn't allow me to ejaculate on her face; she wouldn't allow anal intercourse; she wouldn't allow me to ejaculate into her mouth; she wouldn't swallow my ejaculate. I hadn't said anything yet and she had introduced a metaphorical book full of rules. This dissatisfied me and I decided that I did not want to continue with the appointment so I told her this. When this happened, another individual, a guy, came out from behind the shower curtain. Because of the second amendment, and apparently because of the moral decay and "old west" atmosphere brought forth by the president-elect, I am allowed to carry a firearm with me for protection. I drew my weapon and the gentleman who came out to confront me became concerned. With weapon in hand, I collected the money I had set down for the appointment and left the location. I was prepared for this and they weren't expecting me to be. This sex worker is not worth your investment. Please be safe out there, good gentlemen. ".

It's bad enough that online news is starting to decline in quality (can't read an article without at least one error). I can't wait until articles and books actually start getting written in this style. People just don't get that a mind dump doesn't work too well in the written forums.[/QUOTE]I actually liked his post. Let's give him a break on this one. I'll bet the adrenaline rush was still in full force when he posted. Sure would be the case if it had been me. The look on the pimps face had to have been absolutely awesome!

[QUOTE=DaveB3655;3221942]*Pat Benatar.[/QUOTE]Oops your right path benetar. I always have my, s & w with me wen I leave the house, just look at all these car jackings taking place, be prepared.

[QUOTE=Natefarwell;3221829]I have been on the site for some time now and have never had a issue with anyone when exchanging info for providers. Either for SA girls (which I always ask them first) or UTR to Backpage contacts. I recently sent out a PM to someone on the site and simply asked them if they would be willing to exchange contact info on some SA girls (keep in mind this individual comments on SA issues on the forum). The reply I got back was "I am not on SA, do you have any HOT girls numbers to give me?" In return I replied with " Sure, I do if you do". His next message was "What are you in 5th grade, don't PM me again", My reply was not so nice as I called him a Dick for acting in such a way. This went on back and forth for a bit. My asking of the opinion on it is this. Isn't this site used for us Mongers to exchange info and provide feedback on such. I felt as if this individual just wanted numbers W / O willing to give any back. If I am wrong on this please let me know and I will accept it.

Thanks in advance!

[blue]The internet is full of trolls, you will run into more of them here. Add him to your ignore list and don't read any more of his PM's.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I totally agree with you.

[QUOTE=ThotSlap;3221982]"bull shit useless info. Time to block.[/QUOTE]That's actually a grand idea.

[QUOTE=Phoenix5;3220400]If any of you know some nice women who are willing to have relations for free, feel free to PM her digits. She just has to be decent looking and clean (Serious).[/QUOTE]But are you SERIOUS asking for something like that? I highly doubt it. My recommendation is to try a Catholic Singles night in your area.

[QUOTE=DieselMike;3222005]I actually liked his post. Let's give him a break on this one. I'll bet the adrenaline rush was still in full force when he posted. Sure would be the case if it had been me. The look on the pimps face had to have been absolutely awesome![/QUOTE]Wen I whipped out my glock, the white of is perly whites in his eyes, I thought nipsy Russell black comedian from the past, had entered the room. If you want to block your choice, but it went down like I said, your probably a wimp,& would of given them double on the bump like you were playing sheeps head. I'm very friendly but am always prepared for the surprise like a Texas holdem pro, smiling but prepared if I need be, so go ahead block do me a favor & wen I c you in the obits, I'll say c you should've listened, be safe out there guys, some kitties aren't worth thectrouble. Isn't this board here so we can help each other & alert are fellow man danger danger Dr. Smith is agead. Be safe for who really pays attention. Now that's the rest of the story.

[QUOTE=Dolphin19;3221780]The whites of his eyes, I thought I was looking at nipsy russell, not sure who it is, back in the day, Google nippy russell, wen he jumped from behind the shower curtain & says those days rules, what is up, my response say hello to s & w,he looked stunned, the whites of his eyes swelled as he looked into the barrel, as I grabbed my donation & said God bless the 2nd amendment, good day & obtw call the police po, I have concealed carry, of course their calling no one. Be careful guys & protect urself, be prepared.[/QUOTE]Well if this story is true, I think this is a very stupid thing to do. Bringing a gun to an appointment. When you see a provider you should only have what you are will to spend on the provider and protection (condom). If you need anything else then one of two things is going on. Either, you are seeing the wrong type of provider or you shouldn't be in this hobby.

Lots of things could of went wrong when you pulled out your gun. What happens if they (the provider and the pimp) challenge you. Example the provider (maybe because she is high, like that never happens) decides she's wants your money more than you do and jumps at you. Then seeing that the pimp thinks is an opening he jumps at you after he see his lady make her move. Now what are you going to do shot them. Yeah that will end great for you. Let's say they somehow overpower you and get your gun away from you (because you know, you are not god and shxt like this can happen) now they rob you and pistol whip you and take your car also plus they now have your gun. Or even worse because they are both high they decide to off you because you are a witness. The thing is a lot of unexpected things can happen.

My advise is if your bring a gun to an appointment then your seeing the wrong ladies. If they rip you off for 100, so what. Let them. Yeah it sucks but I guarantee almost every monger on this site has been ripped off. When it happens you report it here immediately and then no one else gets ripped off or not as many. It's better than being in jail for murder or having to explain to police what happened. Seriously what are some of you mongers thinking if you are thinking.

[QUOTE=Dolphin19;3220985]Over price if you ask me. To rushed, not calm e nuff, to high of an ego for me, needs a bigger menu for the donation she seeks. Be smart pass much more out there for less, save your money.[/QUOTE]I'm calling BS big time. If you follow the posts starting with this one (click on view original post from Dolphin19 quote) you will see he says rushed, not calm enough. Ego, be smart pass. No where does he mention a pimp or guy popping out of bathroom and pulling out a gun. Then the next post after his was me telling him to post a review because what he posted was just jibberish garbage(e nuff=enough, kind of the same garbage you see from an unitelligent BP post). The next post is him quoting me about posting a review and that's when he's pulling a gun, the whites of his eyes. This guy is just BS.

My opinion is he is just someone on here screwing around. He could be a pimp on here. Maybe that is why he's always asking for numbers. Who knows but I would not trust most of what he writes. If you look at most if not all of his posting, a lot of them are jibberish in some way or another. Maybe not the whole posting but part of it is just jibberish. I would beware of this person and be careful of what info you share with him. This is just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Natefarwell;3221829]I have been on the site for some time now and have never had a issue with anyone when exchanging info for providers. Either for SA girls (which I always ask them first) or UTR to Backpage contacts. I recently sent out a PM to someone on the site and simply asked them if they would be willing to exchange contact info on some SA girls (keep in mind this individual comments on SA issues on the forum). The reply I got back was "I am not on SA, do you have any HOT girls numbers to give me?" In return I replied with " Sure, I do if you do". His next message was "What are you in 5th grade, don't PM me again", My reply was not so nice as I called him a Dick for acting in such a way. This went on back and forth for a bit. My asking of the opinion on it is this. Isn't this site used for us Mongers to exchange info and provide feedback on such. I felt as if this individual just wanted numbers W / O willing to give any back. If I am wrong on this please let me know and I will accept it.

Thanks in advance!

[blue]The internet is full of trolls, you will run into more of them here. Add him to your ignore list and don't read any more of his PM's.

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]I've been on this site for awhile also so here is a couple of things. When he PMed you back saying "What are you in the 5th grade, don't PM me again. " Why did you PM him again. You just should have not PM him again, that's my opinion. Secondary thing is you say this site is about exchanging info and resources and reviews and the like. Which I couldn't agree more that's why I make sure I do that as much as possible on here. When he asked you for a number why didn't you give him a number, because that is what you said this site is about. If he gives you a number back them you would have found out if he was a good monger or not. And it would have only cost you a number of a provider. Of course this is just my opinion.

[QUOTE=Milwpussyhound;3222206]I'm calling BS big time. If you follow the posts starting with this one (click on view original post from Dolphin19 quote) you will see he says rushed, not calm enough. Ego, be smart pass. No where does he mention a pimp or guy popping out of bathroom and pulling out a gun. Then the next post after his was me telling him to post a review because what he posted was just jibberish garbage(e nuff=enough, kind of the same garbage you see from an unitelligent BP post). The next post is him quoting me about posting a review and that's when he's pulling a gun, the whites of his eyes. This guy is just BS.

My opinion is he is just someone on here screwing around. He could be a pimp on here. Maybe that is why he's always asking for numbers. Who knows but I would not trust most of what he writes. If you look at most if not all of his posting, a lot of them are jibberish in some way or another. Maybe not the whole posting but part of it is just jibberish. I would beware of this person and be careful of what info you share with him. This is just my opinion.[/QUOTE]Total agreement MPH about his posts and what is in them. He showed up recently and appears to know everyone and has seen everyone. Totally agree, time to block.