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I visited an establishment located in the 2900 block of W. Archer. As I parked my car I noticed two seedy looking characters loitering on the sidewalk across the street but I didn't pay them any mind. Came back and found that my car had been broken into and items were stolen.
Apparently mongers are being watched as they park and enter. They must figure that you'll be inside at least half an hour and they make their move accordingly...better to park on the side streets and walk a block or so.
[QUOTE=Doogie0039]I had to test out the hype, and I can let everyone know that I have confirmed the hype.
These are Tiffany's highlights:
1. Best natural boobs I have ever touched.
2. Light sensual massage that I dream of.
3. Great personality.
4. No haggling.
After our session I asked her if she performs 4 hands and who she is comfortable working with, and she stated a Polish blond who I spotted in the lobby. I think I might jump for that this weekend. What is up with the ugly Asian women that work at this place?[/QUOTE]
I went out in search of Latin satisfaction, saw some .4 and .45 specials ( also especials) on CL. Places were closed (around 8pm Sunday) I guess I should have taken the hint when no one answered the phone!!
So, do I veer west to Cicero or hit Bella, which can be pricey. I go for Bella. Once inside I do see an ugly asian, so I ask who else is working. I am asked who am I looking for, I throw out a name of someone I recently visited in OBT but was way overpriced ( I knew she also worked here, since I did not see her in front, thought it was safe to mention her name). I am told she just stepped out but they will call her. I tell them don't do that, I will just come back another day. I am then offered an Euro. Remembering some positive comments on Tiff I go for it. TS not offered, does both a hard and then a soft touch.
Puppies released very easily, some access down below, but I do notice an odor problem (penicillan will clear that up).
As other have mentioned, no tip discussion, so I overtip. Not sure what would happen if I undertipped, but she did not even count the tip, pehaps she can feel how thick or thin the stack is!
None taken...in your young tenure here you have made some great reports. I'm just trying to at the very least improve quality and service from these places. Also most of these places are visited from people not on this board but if we can collectively not put up with old hags and service maybe we can impact these places for the better.
[QUOTE=Paleface]Silvio:
With all due respect to a fellow monger, Silvio, you have make some great contributions to this forum. Thank you. I’m relatively new at this, and this forum has been very helpful.
For me, it is not only a question of age. I prefer younger women, and I can easily agree with you that 20s to 30s is young. But to me it is also a question of service. I have had good service from older women and bad experiences with younger ones, and the other way around, of course. I can accept an older woman in her 40s or 50s, but only if she is in good shape, and if she is willing to take care of me. I don’t like fast, indifferent service.
I posted bad reviews on 2 places recently, Body and Soul, Irving Park Road, just east of Elston, and 2163 B. S china pl 2 fl. It was not the age of the women that bothered me in either case. Both were good looking to me. The 2nd floor woman had a body that looked better than a lot of 20 year olds. What do we call that, Butterface? It was the bad service that bothered me.
You said, “Chances are she has pulled this crap with many other mongers and maybe if everyone walked out on this they'd get the hint that were tired of all the ugly old ladies.” I agree with you, but if she pulled this crap with many other mongers, we should have read about it here. You are right. As the reports start coming in, service should improve. They must read this forum too. IMHO, we need reports on this kind of thing.
Sorry to go on so long. I’m not trying to argue with you here, Silvio. I’m just looking at it from another perspective. I hope you do not take offense. None was intended.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mengzi]I visited an establishment located in the 2900 block of W. Archer. As I parked my car I noticed two seedy looking characters loitering on the sidewalk across the street but I didn't pay them any mind. Came back and found that my car had been broken into and items were stolen.
Apparently mongers are being watched as they park and enter. They must figure that you'll be inside at least half an hour and they make their move accordingly...better to park on the side streets and walk a block or so.[/QUOTE]
Since I sometimes visit this block, I would appreciate more details. (PM me, if you wish.)
--Did you park close to business or down the street?
--Were suspects young or older? (Ie. youths or professionals. Dressed like gangbangers?)
--Race of suspects? (If Asian could they be connected with said establishment?)
--Method of break-in? (Smash glass or what?)
--Was trunk broken into?
--What items did they take (in general)? Radio gone? Etc.
--Did you have something visible in car to attract criminals?
--Time of day? After dark or daylight? Weekend or weekday?
--Many cars on street? (Ie. cover for their criminal activity.)
--Were police called? Their response? (In Chicago they don't ususally respond unless you give a more colorful description of event to perk their interest. They want to do it all over the phone.)
Sorry for your problem, but this is very valuable intel for us mongers. I thank you for the report very much.
[url]http://www.startouchmassage.com/[/url]
Anyone feel like toftt and reoprting back. Found her bp and advertises being on the southside near McKinley park.
Silvio:
Thank you for this post. I think that you and I are in agreement. We both want better quality and better service. You’re right. We need hang together to get it.
I’ve been burned more times than I’ve admitted on this forum by ugly old ladies and young ones too who couldn’t care less about you, me, or anyone else. I’d like to see more reports with names and addresses and any other details you guys are willing to share.
Not long ago, I read some posts about the shabby service at Elegant, and I drove by and found that place, but I did not walk through that door. Later, I started to read posts that say that things have improved over there. Next time I’m on that street, I’m going in.
I don’t know for sure, but I think that we’re not just talking to each other here. I think that mama and papasan are reading these posts too. I think they are listening. They need to listen. There’s a lot of us in this forum, and we’re not nothing. Let’s hang together.
[QUOTE=Silvio]None taken...in your young tenure here you have made some great reports. I'm just trying to at the very least improve quality and service from these places. Also most of these places are visited from people not on this board but if we can collectively not put up with old hags and service maybe we can impact these places for the better.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Nino Torres]I just tried to find the info on the net. Someone removed the info. I understand why so many could not find it and again apologize. Now I am definitely avoiding it. The site was called topix and is a general site where anyone can read about things like costco buying kiddie land, or connies beef being a good place to eat. I have no idea if the info was fact. It could have been kids just writing false comments. It seems strange that the comments mysteriously disappeared. What a coincidence. [/QUOTE]I contacted Topix after your report and informed them that there was "illegal activities being discussed on their forum", and that it would be wise to take down the thread. I didn't really think they would, but I got an emailed response thanking me for the heads-up.
I figured, the guy who gave the warning wasn't posting any more, and the 2 idiots spilling the beans just kept posting details. Probably not good for business, or for us.
Recently, I have just started my entire encounter by explaining I have heard good and bad things about the establishment. I say, "I was here about three months ago and saw(pick your name, wendy, cindy, may, etc) and I had a great time. She treated me so good. Is she here? Anyway, my friend was here and he said he would never come back, you did not treat him well. Is that true?"
They say no, I get what I want. I just establish what I expect from the beginning.
Visited Lisunia's the other day. I had a hard time finding it, swore it wasn't there, but the opposite side numbers are a bit off. I finally found it in the back of a little mall.
The girls were very attractive. Not very friendly, though. I asked for the VIP and got a rather bland massage, but a decent he. Apparently the top will come off for 3 Mr. Jacksons, but I was short, and she was firm. C'est la vie.
Went to the above referenced establishment(4200 S. Archer) for what has to be the most bizarre experience yet. I pull the ticket of Mi Mi, a young semi attractive lady. The massage was actually quite good and the price of. 55 including the TS was reasonable. So we get the end of the massage and she rubs most of the right spots and then she says tableshower, so I grab her hand and show her where she forgot to massage. She keeps repeating Tableshower over and over, so there you have it. We go the TS and there she has place a towel over the TS and she scrubs me down and then when I flip over she starts rubbing the spot she missed.
Now, here is where it gets strange, she then stops and starts deep massaging my balls and tells me to finish my self and is pretty adamant about it. So I finish my self because I was almost at the mountain top when she did this. Then she does a half ass job on the clean up. I mean WTF? So I get dressed and drop. 45 for the tip, it was a decent massage and get on the road.
Its only when I get home and my SO tells me I smell like a cheap whorehouse do I figure out that I have been bathed in something that lingers. I have a pretty good explanation for why this is and take a quick shower.
But here is my final statement:
Massage 7
Looks 6
Ending 3
A massage parlor that uses fragrant oils and soaps: 0
Won't repeat unless I take my own shower kit.
Go and take one for the team. Have a blast. The idea here is to try one out and report back. Not pimp out websites asking others to participate while you sit and watch.
[QUOTE=Humpty Hump][url]http://www.startouchmassage.com/[/url]
Anyone feel like toftt and reoprting back. Found her bp and advertises being on the southside near McKinley park.[/QUOTE]
This place is my new favorite. It used to be harvest, but the women kept getting older and older.
Great post Devito. I could've gone my whole life thinking you were a dribbler and not a shooter :).
You've inspired me. I'm actually off to KM now!
[QUOTE=Donny Devito]Saw Julie the other day and had a purty funny something about mary experience. Julie, per usual, is fantastic. She gives a great massage but most importantly she has a really cute personality & looks good too. The table shower was very fun and I got excited in there. She paid a lot of attention to the boys and even made sure my crack was clean. have to love a girl like that. I paid cash this time so I wouldn't get that $5 tax for using a VISA. Towards the finish, I pulled her close to me and starting talking dirty in her ear and she was like "oh yeah, oh yeah" and when I shot my load it hit her in the side of the face. LOL. She had her hair in one of those hair does where her hair is in a pony tail or pulled back but she has those two strands of hair hanging down on each side of her face. So it totally nailed the left side and instead of that part of her hair hanging straight down like the other side, it stuck out at a 90 degree angle as I left. Ish was hilarious.
Great experience, as always, at km. Highly recommended.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mj138]Recently, I have just started my entire encounter by explaining I have heard good and bad things about the establishment. I say, "I was here about three months ago and saw(pick your name, wendy, cindy, may, etc) and I had a great time. She treated me so good. Is she here? Anyway, my friend was here and he said he would never come back, you did not treat him well. Is that true?"
They say no, I get what I want. I just establish what I expect from the beginning.[/QUOTE]
I like your tactics....I will do the same next trip!!
I love how the intenet breeds tough guys out of weasels who get to hide behind a screen.
Almost all of my posts are reports or useful information. I don't post often because I'm relatively good at getting it for free and at the current time would rather keep my money in my pocket.
But since I haven't heard of her on here and only found her on bp with a few posts I thought some one might appreciate a relatively untapped and attractive Latina.
So since I'm sure one of you will actually take my advice and call let us know how it goes or not. I don't mind going myself I'm just not concerned with rushing over there.
[QUOTE=Mr Mister]Go and take one for the team. Have a blast. The idea here is to try one out and report back. Not pimp out websites asking others to participate while you sit and watch.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Mj138]Recently, I have just started my entire encounter by explaining I have heard good and bad things about the establishment. I say, "I was here about three months ago and saw(pick your name, wendy, cindy, may, etc) and I had a great time. She treated me so good. Is she here? Anyway, my friend was here and he said he would never come back, you did not treat him well. Is that true?"
They say no, I get what I want. I just establish what I expect from the beginning.[/QUOTE]Seems odd to me. First off, do you really ask, "is that true? " about her mistreating your nameless friend, how id she supposed to know? Silly.
Anyhow. Just go in, lie down with whoever, get massaged, when shes close to your privates, make sure you make them accessible, if shes game, shell touch them, if not, she won't. If you want, during the massage, you can caress her leg, and see is she lets your hand wander into her crotch. If she does, you know you're getting off at the end.