The Rat Trap

Bwaaa, what a fuckin tool, I got so under your skin you wrote me a fuckin diatribe and yet I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, lmfao what a clown, thanks for the laughs sissy boy.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2607018]So this is the latest garbage coming out of the TRAP. Slammbam you obviously know nothing about me or my posts because if you did, YOU would determine that I could give a rat's ass what you or anyone else thinks of me. You want to suck up to provider's? Fine! Just stay out of my way asshole! You don't like my posts, put me on ignore. I will not give you or any other nobody monger or provider ANY credibility! By me even mentioning your name slambam you will get many high fives and PM telling you how great you are for attacking me. You're a nobody to me and this will be my last post to you.

What's amazing is how everyone here hates me yet my name AND my posts are the most READ on this thread! You cocksuckers would still be talking about favorite restaurants if it weren't for me and the gentleman Montes! Your all losers with no life. You MONGERS wish you could say the shit I say! But you're to afraid of what the provider may think of you.

Pathetic! It takes special type of asshole to get me to always respond to a post. Unfortunately none of you fuckers are in that class! That spot is reserved for Camera3! By far the biggest douche bag in this city.

Chris5.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2607198]I have been around long enough to notice that we always seem to have two guys that hang around our literary club that provide little real intel and think their shit don't stink. They piss everybody off and seem to be OK with that. They tend to last a few months and then piss off Sonny and get permanently banned or just go away. Just about the time we think they are gone two other guys show up and take their place. Remember Jag? Remember the Bishop? Remember that heated argument we had about whether or not to shave our balls?

I have been around long enough to notice that the number of ladies we all consider our collective muse' stays about the same. Oh, some might shine for a while and then go away. Remember MelBaby? Remember Laney? If anyone could have gotten me to put up my pencil it was Laney. They are gone and others are here.

I have been around long enough to notice that we keep getting about one or two new guys a week that think we are a fuckin' concierge service. Now THAT pisses me off. It is MY Rolodex and they aren't fuckin' getting to see it.

I have been around long enough to notice that when someone leaves and comes back they notice that things might have changed. I personally am happy to have The Gater back and found no offense in her waxing eloquently about the good ole days.

I have been around long enough to notice that the more things change the more they stay the same.

So, to the douche bags past and present, the ladies we loved that are gone, the ladies we love that are here, the ladies we love that have come back, the newbies that haven't figured out how things work, the boy scouts with doughnut powder embedded in their five-o'clock shadow and even that 14 year old kid wanking in the shadows watching his hot MILF neighbor work in the garden in her bikini, I wish you all a wonderful Labor Day.

Play safe,

C3.[/QUOTE]On the bus goes round and roun. Thump. Sorry Sissy. Thump. Opps Montes. Keep bein a dick Sissy.

It appears Sissy Chrissy and Montes are finally getting together.

It's good to see he is going all out 4 this, It looks like he is taking this rendezvous very serious.

Chrissy, please let us know how it goes!!

Watch "01-Sissy Chrissy Make-over part 1" on YouTube.

[URL]https://youtu.be/ARa6ep2h0ZM[/URL]

Hat tip to blackjack.

Hey! Does anyone know Montes new handle?

Wow an Elsa reference, damn Jenna you are taking the "high road" sweets, glad to hear you ladies had fun, slamm.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2607093]Brunch was absolutely amazing, so I'm going to be like Elsa today and LET IT GOOOOOO! Lmao.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Camera3;2607198][b]The more things change the more they stay the same[/b]
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So, to even that 14 year old kid wanking in the shadows watching his hot MILF neighbor work in the garden in her bikini, . . .
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[/QUOTE]I have it on good authority that it was actually Chrissy you speak of. Here is the letter he sent to Dr. Phil:

"[I]Dear Dr. Phil,
Chris5 here. I was watching my sister's next door neighbor sunbathing topless from my sister's bedroom window. As I was jerking off, I turned to notice my sister was just standing there, arms folded, watching me. Is my sister a pervert or what?[/I]".

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2607653]Dingleberry5 and his egos seem to be the only residents in the Dirtona Coffee Shop. It's comical seeing him talk to himself trying to start stuff and no one is listening.

Swags.[/QUOTE]Daughter,

Yeah, I noticed that, too. Kinda reminded me of the day I came home and checked my answering machine. There was a recorded message that kept asking questions and, of course, my machine did not respond. So, here were two dumb machines carrying on a meaningless conversation and both were oblivious to the facts.

In the land of the blind the one-eyed man is king. Long live the queens of Dirtona.

C3.

Swags, actually hun I think Sissy5 and Alexan rambling to each other makes perfect sense, both sad pathetic loners who found each other, me thinks we're witnessing a "budding romance LOL.

[QUOTE=Swaganna;2607653]Dingleberry5 and his egos seem to be the only residents in the Dirtona Coffee Shop. It's comical seeing him talk to himself trying to start stuff and no one is listening.

Swags.[/QUOTE]