Whatever they're doing, it must be working!
I live on the north side, so I don't get to Nat and GF often, but the last few times I've been there, it's been dryer than a popcorn fart. I even tried Scott, Lincoln and Mitchell (It's historic! Nada, nothing, zip, zilch. I even cruised into the low numbers where I've swooped a couple before when the heat was on. Man I miss the days when the streets were crawling with them. Even before this last enforcement crush, the cruising hasn't been as good as it was 15 years ago. I guess a lot of girls have moved to BP. Shit, even good ol' Quest is dead most days. Oh well, I've got the interweb, a good right hand, and I can pick up boxes of tissues at Dollar General for cheap. Saves gas too.
Coochie (The Master of Bators) Eater.
God Bless You All.
P.S. I still miss seeing my baby batter dripping out of some delicious dark lips though. I had one girl stand in the door of my van and let it drizzle out of her mouth onto the ground. It made a very long string of glistening pearls. She's out of the business now, but was one of my favorites. FUCK!