Streetwalker Reports

I agree most with the opportunities, happy accidents- finding Becky on a side street or Blade re-racks LEO creates.

I've caught dozens of righteous dates via scenarios of LE pushing Walkers to get out of their comfort zones with their presence, Walking-In etc. Often times PW distances or right from under the nose. Also advantageous for bartered rates down from the GPS cloud.

The biggest advice I can give is tighten up your pattern, blend in, no bone head traffic moves, really up your game.

On the real, when LEO is around, I go the other way, even if there's a tart I really desire. Live to fight another day, get to the next tee box, cast-retreive onto the next riffle etc.

The last few weeks haven't exactly had me galvanized to explore the avenue all too much. This spring even the Salmon are slower to materialize than the walkers...

Skipped Friday mainly because of Saturday Springer trip where rain gear was optional for fucking once. After an early morning hectic & short bite had us limiting out & after a post fishing afternoon nap. With margarita in hand along with my unhealthy backup, the copilot & I headed out to waste some time before picking Dania up at work around 8:00. The usual JCB>Grotto circuit 7:00>7:50.

Deserted all the way until Siskiyou where Bagger was slumped over catching forty winks in the Subway bus shelter. Later seen upright in other areas North...

Madison had an unappealing pair heading South in the form of a homely BSW in black onesie & a mixed or a busty pale LSW in grey pussy print pants below a white muffin top revealing half shirt.

Slightly east of Namaste a severely overdone puesto la marcha younger & sloppy PR or LSW in black leggings & matching hoodie turned to our direction to open her hoodie & show some pancaking chest in pink bikini like top above more muffin top & some visible concha print...

Namaste driveway had a dubious duo.

A phat assed BSW in gray leggings below white top with black stripes...

A busty redhead WSW in pink top above black control top leggings....

In my absence from the avenue, maybe my tolerance has lessened but so far everything seen tonight just fucking squicked me out.

Headed South where the Evergreen had a glasses wearing younger mixed or BSW in greenish pants & top above black heels. Though no jungle drums were heard, she actually wasn't all that bad in a geeky sort of way. On my last pass home she'd planted herself @ Baggers Bench area where she immediately was scooped in front of Bag of Crab.

Similar to the increasing Salmon counts over our dams & falls, Beech showed signs of life in the travelling 304 circus slowly but surely migrating our way.

The brunette young duo there had all the GPS fripperies of unrequited encounters. Substitute mongers for sea lions & they'd attracted predator's from all compass points...

One in black mesh with minimal bikini under the mesh above heels wasn't terrible...

The other in animal print shorts had a perfectly terrific ass & legs above ridiculously tall white fuck me heels. While still learning her ministry of silly hooker walks subtleties in those heels, she threw me her "stop & talk sexyface" (sic) at me that looked more constipation than courtesan. Laughs...

The only one that got my fuck parts jumping & the best seen(IMO) in my less than an hour recon was low key brick shithouse WSW brunette in short tartan skirt above over the knee black boots. She was doing some business in the Knolls entrance & had that slutty girl next door vibe I crave...

Minor PPD SUV seen here & there on all ends...

Enough time wasted out headed South to Sunnyside & picked up Dania for a low-key fresh springer dinner, margaritas & a slippery salacious Saturday Night. Brought her to work at 11:00 AM & rinse/repeated on Sunday night.

Recon Soundtrack: Neil Young & Crazy Horse "Greendale".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqYNlJ1G_Ag&list=PLFT87Q4iwFfsW62xRKOZXiqvRNObbqmiq&index=3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGyMxfCMSlE&list=PLFT87Q4iwFfsW62xRKOZXiqvRNObbqmiq&index=11

Safe recons & life.

Good vibe this afternoon.

[QUOTE=PDXFrosty;6423439]Good vibe this afternoon.[/QUOTE]Little Orphan Annie wants 2. 5 for a CBJ.

2. 5 for a CBJ Inflation has gone to some girls heads.

On sandy yesterday. Missed a girl. Blond just right in size bigger boobs. Just cock blocked by traffic. I will keep an eye out. The plain faced Latina smoking girl was out at the Pho place on sandy this morning at 7 30.

Inspired by the weather & with the first of Tori's prepaids planned for evening, went out around 10:30 only to get ghosted by her cute little ass. Sigh...

Reconciling myself to the above disillusionment, the copilot & I made a JCB>82nd>Grotto run between 10:30>11:45 +-.

As seems to be the new normal nothing spotted until North Where Baggers had its namesake was holding on to the street sign there.

Just North of the Evergreen had a sturdy BSW in jean jacket over black top & patterned shorts. Not awful but not what I was looking or attracted to...

Namaste Driveway had a solitary BMI appropriate blonde WSW in flower patterned capri pants & black jacket above white sneakers. I understand the reasons for some standing close to their room, yet at night I assume there's other reasons you're standing in that pitch dark...

Sandy light unveiled a duo...

The brunette in jean shorts & dark jacket was alright but her long haired dirty blonde partner was the better of the two by miles. Smaller chest & nice wiggling compact ass highlighting some superior thigh gap. She gave me a shy smile as they crossed Sandy heading North.

After they parked themselves at Beech, she saw me coming down same & ran across street to engage me. As you can imagine her ask for minimal services & time at her room was not palatable whatsoever to driver & I passed to her surprise. I did throw her my number if she opened up her menu, as she crossed the street I saw her toss it. Laughs...

It was shame as she was Springfield turnip truck cute, yet my new recon mantra is "You can condition them or let them condition you". I'm sticking to the former.

Last sighting was at Baggers with a sturdy & 30's+- very busty bleached blonde in boots & knee length dress opened her jacket to show me some consequential cleavage as she waved. Drawn in by those boobs looped around & came down Klickatat only to be utterly ignored as she was busy seriously rummaging in her purse. From what I saw of her face wasn't as impressive as the HTOL chest.

After that, had more than enough of chasing the unobtainable carrot & headed for the barn.

Nice night weather wise though...

Was home in bed by midnight & PornHub'd to one of the Zavi archives of an especially vocal Tori getting her tight ass stretched inside out. Of course she called about 1AM. I ignored it for now...

One PPD SUV seen all recon...

Both Darwin moments of the evening all happened at Powell area. A male trio shooting up behind the pawnshop in the lighted alley back there. Need those lights so you don't miss a vein SMDHS. And I complain about the public urinators or masturbators...

Then as I came up to green southbound lights noticed vehicles in both left lanes not budging. Slowed to 15 mph & sure enough some crusty & bearded belligerent criddler stepped into my lane. Throwing the copilot into LHS footwell as my 80 lbs tool bag loudly thudded into bed back. Anti locked the truck to a dead stop an inch from this chucklefuck as he went off on us at front of truck. With my irritated adrenaline at eleven, resisted the urge to pepper spray this douche nozzle & ignored by rolling up windows after pointing out the differences between green & red signals & their meaning. Yeah that went over well. Laughs...

It did get me meditating on how to James Bond or MacGyver up some interior controlled grill mounted pepper spray nozzles for some of these idiots.

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Definitive Otis Redding" disc 1.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ocOU5IsSo4[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=158fwCG27zE[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Love the mantra ZJ and dang Tori, so typical. I assume others might judge you (squares, why are they even in this game?) for your diversified Tori- homeless and all but knowing how you operate, she s lucky to have a safe space to earn and be treated so well by you. By all appearances you provide a true date with food drink, conversation etc. Are you taking advantage of her and others? I don't fucking think so.

Anyways of all places I caught a date on Woodstock this morning. I spied a cute white girl in well fitting jeans, a half shirt and long brown hair. As I left from getting a cup of coffee she approached me. " I'm from Salem, need to get to King Road. " Name was Bella, pretty, white, great shape, green eyes, stuck up here, out all night yadda, yadda, yadda. The vibe was good and I offered up, she accepted and grabbed my dick, with a handy until I found a spot. After some exploration I was able to unload thee days of swimmer into her greedy throat. Gave her a 30 $ donation with plans to get that gash at a later date. Cute, clean, pretty will repeat if the sun and moon align for us some other time.

The caveat is, she's open to start seeing fools and told me I could share the number. I will only share with posters that are at my level. Don't even bother if I've never seen you post about successful endeavors out here on the Blade. If you're from the outside looking in I won't reply.

I think I'll hit a 10 yard cut off the tee box today and I'll turn draws into greens. No 3 putts.

For all the North GPS Namaste and Murder Street Planters (don't deserve to be called Walkers). Fuck that dude. Steer clear.

Afternoon:

Finished job early & took the long way home around 2:30+- on the reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB route.

Must have been too warm for all these delicate flowers as it was seriously short on sightings.

One meh BSW near the Madison in road cone orange onesie. As I waited at Fremont light, watched in rear view as she was the target of some hands off PPD SUV who slowed next to her for a minute. She quickly went up Murder Street...

At Fremont was a younger lumpy assed long haired mixed or ASW in black was heading North after getting some lunch goodies at Shell station. With her hair covering her face all I can be sure of was that thong's & cottage cheese are not flattering in the direct sunlight...especially then.

At the Dar Ron one dreadful looking WSW brunette in frumpy shorts was creepingly staring down traffic.

More non combatants than courtesans was the order of the day.

Back to the barn where I washed the truck & walked the copilot then took a much-needed nap.

Evening:

After failing to help extricate my fishing buddy get out of his Saturday" honey do" list & with not much going on. The copilot & I went out between 10:00>12:00 on the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy> Grotto>JCB route.

In a harbinger of tonight's all the obvious toads seen, one was giving his mediocre BMI inappropriate duo stable some static in front of Hong Phat.

Next seen was at Arts Wall shadows where a thirties+- WSW brunette in jeans & blue spaghetti was sitting while waving at all. Looped around for a quick inquiry that was fairly reasonable, yet my inner tuning fork pegged her as about a half bubble off plumb.

Sunny has been empty of 304 since they started the remodel of the pawn shop for some reason. The fruit cup stand seller there has got good reviews though...

El Burrito Loco had a trim BSW in red two-piece outfit & heels. Later she'd moved down to Beech.

A sturdy & pasty WSW with bleached straw affected hair in jean shorts & ankle boots looked acceptable until you got a close up of her dog's breakfast face. Caught that hoe of horrors at Fremont later. You can thank me for blurring that closeup photo...

The Knolls area was wall to wall lit up PPD SUV & undercovers blocking the 82nd & Sandy driveways. Multiple officers searching along with canine unit handlers & their dogs searching the landscaping.

Namaste had a trio of WSW. They all were palatable yet the best of them was a young thinner blonde in red tartan bikini & heels. Nowhere near palatable was the Tyrone Toad directing traffic & the action there. Not to be the first toad seen tonight though...

Fucking off the avenue for the moment took advantage by doing some grocery shopping down Burnside since QFC has finally expanded their evening hours after covid cutbacks.

After shopping did one last loop Stark>Namaste>Prescott>JCB around 11:15>12:00.

A cottage cheesed BSW duo had appeared at Baggers. Yawns & yeech all at once...

The Knolls area had cleared of all PPD & their lightshow.

Still skipping the Sandy Upper fentanyl trail...

Nothing much not already seen until Beech where a shoulder length blonde in tan dress & heels was vacuously staring at things she can only see with her gunslingers stare. Wanted only to window talk & pie in the sky prices. $$$ for that?. " price check please"...

Another thicker & taller dark haired pale pinched face dark haired WSW with blonde streak was presenting some smaller tits in bikini top was walking in the slow lane near Beech at times. Yawns...

Both the above (and perhaps others from my limited observations) were being watched by a long dreads wearing toad driving a cherry red late sixties convertible. Nice ride compared to some of the other usual Toad rides I've seen before. I had to guffaw as he cruised by some of his chattel & directed an upright arm rally round the flag gesture at them. Laughs...

Another I inquired directly was a well-formed dirty blonde late twenties WSW in clingy light red dress above sandals as she crossed Sandy heading North. Low key except for a nice ass wiggle that drew me in. Caught up to her at Going where she hopped in after walking in the minimum. Introducing quickly herself as Camilla (or something along that line) after a semi awkward check initiated by me. Seriously offbeat cute with smaller b chest & smelling good yet another who wanted nothing to do with coming South with me. Was totally ignorant of area where I live & "preferred her room down 82nd". After giving her my number, that's right where I dropped her. At least she didn't throw my number away from what I saw...

Having had failed & with my fill of ostensible 304 for the night headed South for the infinitely more intriguing task of unloading groceries & vacuum packing some of the fillets I found on sale.

The same chunky cottage cheesed BSW duo at Baggers.

Maybe Bagger herself sprawled out in the closed 7-11 rear driveway.

Skipped going down that gauntlet of guttersnipe gash.

Last seen was at Brazee where a SSBSW in black shorts & half top turned to show me her enormous yet sagging chest & cottage cheesed back side. Shivers despite the temperature.

All the way to the barn with no other sightings.

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Definitive Otis Redding". Disc 2 & 3.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQIKw19Xjs[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvC9V_lBnDQ[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvC9V_lBnDQ[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

[QUOTE=ZaviJava;6428276]Afternoon:

Finished job early & took the long way home around 2:30+- on the reverse Sandy>82nd>JCB route.

Must have been too warm for all these delicate flowers as it was seriously short on sightings.

One meh BSW near the Madison in road cone orange onesie. As I waited at Fremont light, watched in rear view as she was the target of some hands off PPD SUV who slowed next to her for a minute. She quickly went up Murder Street...

At Fremont was a younger lumpy assed long haired mixed or ASW in black was heading North after getting some lunch goodies at Shell station. With her hair covering her face all I can be sure of was that thong's & cottage cheese are not flattering in the direct sunlight...especially then.

At the Dar Ron one dreadful looking WSW brunette in frumpy shorts was creepingly staring down traffic.

More non combatants than courtesans was the order of the day.

Back to the barn where I washed the truck & walked the copilot then took a much-needed nap.

Evening:

After failing to help extricate my fishing buddy get out of his Saturday" honey do" list & with not much going on. The copilot & I went out between 10:00>12:00 on the usual JCB>82nd>Sandy> Grotto>JCB route.

In a harbinger of tonight's all the obvious toads seen, one was giving his mediocre BMI inappropriate duo stable some static in front of Hong Phat.

Next seen was at Arts Wall shadows where a thirties+- WSW brunette in jeans & blue spaghetti was sitting while waving at all. Looped around for a quick inquiry that was fairly reasonable, yet my inner tuning fork pegged her as about a half bubble off plumb.

Sunny has been empty of 304 since they started the remodel of the pawn shop for some reason. The fruit cup stand seller there has got good reviews though...

El Burrito Loco had a trim BSW in red two-piece outfit & heels. Later she'd moved down to Beech.

A sturdy & pasty WSW with bleached straw affected hair in jean shorts & ankle boots looked acceptable until you got a close up of her dog's breakfast face. Caught that hoe of horrors at Fremont later. You can thank me for blurring that closeup photo...

The Knolls area was wall to wall lit up PPD SUV & undercovers blocking the 82nd & Sandy driveways. Multiple officers searching along with canine unit handlers & their dogs searching the landscaping.

Namaste had a trio of WSW. They all were palatable yet the best of them was a young thinner blonde in red tartan bikini & heels. Nowhere near palatable was the Tyrone Toad directing traffic & the action there. Not to be the first toad seen tonight though...

Fucking off the avenue for the moment took advantage by doing some grocery shopping down Burnside since QFC has finally expanded their evening hours after covid cutbacks.

After shopping did one last loop Stark>Namaste>Prescott>JCB around 11:15>12:00.

A cottage cheesed BSW duo had appeared at Baggers. Yawns & yeech all at once...

The Knolls area had cleared of all PPD & their lightshow.

Still skipping the Sandy Upper fentanyl trail...

Nothing much not already seen until Beech where a shoulder length blonde in tan dress & heels was vacuously staring at things she can only see with her gunslingers stare. Wanted only to window talk & pie in the sky prices. $$$ for that?. " price check please"...

Another thicker & taller dark haired pale pinched face dark haired WSW with blonde streak was presenting some smaller tits in bikini top was walking in the slow lane near Beech at times. Yawns...

Both the above (and perhaps others from my limited observations) were being watched by a long dreads wearing toad driving a cherry red late sixties convertible. Nice ride compared to some of the other usual Toad rides I've seen before. I had to guffaw as he cruised by some of his chattel & directed an upright arm rally round the flag gesture at them. Laughs...

Another I inquired directly was a well-formed dirty blonde late twenties WSW in clingy light red dress above sandals as she crossed Sandy heading North. Low key except for a nice ass wiggle that drew me in. Caught up to her at Going where she hopped in after walking in the minimum. Introducing quickly herself as Camilla (or something along that line) after a semi awkward check initiated by me. Seriously offbeat cute with smaller b chest & smelling good yet another who wanted nothing to do with coming South with me. Was totally ignorant of area where I live & "preferred her room down 82nd". After giving her my number, that's right where I dropped her. At least she didn't throw my number away from what I saw...

Having had failed & with my fill of ostensible 304 for the night headed South for the infinitely more intriguing task of unloading groceries & vacuum packing some of the fillets I found on sale.

The same chunky cottage cheesed BSW duo at Baggers.

Maybe Bagger herself sprawled out in the closed 7-11 rear driveway.

Skipped going down that gauntlet of guttersnipe gash.

Last seen was at Brazee where a SSBSW in black shorts & half top turned to show me her enormous yet sagging chest & cottage cheesed back side. Shivers despite the temperature.

All the way to the barn with no other sightings.

Recon Soundtrack: Otis Redding "The Definitive Otis Redding". Disc 2 & 3.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TQIKw19Xjs[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvC9V_lBnDQ[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvC9V_lBnDQ[/URL]

Safe recons & life.[/QUOTE]Crystal clear shots there.

Quote better or bugger off.

One really needs two people to get good photos. Even with my Pro Nikon and a great long lens. Its almost impossible to shoot a good shot from a moving car with the stupid idiotic drivers we have out there along with dodging all the homeless shits and tweekers on the streets these days. Best is to use a couple of Hi res goPros or so and capture the shots that way.

We still need to have some good weather. I enjoy seeing the nearly naked girls out flaunting it like its a strip club on the strip.

Been pretty quiet lately. Or my timing is off.

Falling behind in what little recons I've had...

Sunday Afternoon:

Suffering from a wrenched back since Friday, rested it all Saturday. Continued that bibliophile & Netflix couch lock until Sunday where after watching Azerbaijan F1 race Sunday morning. The copilot demanded that a longer walk was in our immediate future. After a semi creaky 1000 acres walk that expended most of my compatriots' never-ending energy. Upon getting back to the parking lot feeling like I was the one aging in dog years I saw a text from Tori apologizing for ghosting me Wednesday. "wanna' make it up you & I can be ready in half hour". TBH, I was more inclined for a nap & planned barbecue, but a multiple day backup overruled my lethargy & semi barking back.

205>Sandy>82nd>JCB route around 5:45+- today.

First seen was chunky thigh & large assed BSW across from the Grotto. My back slightly spasmed at the sight...

Namaste had a duo...

One in grey & blue vest was forgettable in all aspects.

Sharing the driveway with above was a long-legged young half blonde ASW in red jacket & black mesh/thong was infinitely superior & for all you with those Asian inclinations. Despite her face not living up to the rest, even I had a slight twinge of yellow fever. Either that or it was my back flaring up again. Pain & pussy are sometimes related...

Murder Street had an older yet fuckable south of sturdy long haired brunette WSW in bluish see through coat over a shiny blue onesie & heels onesie made from that 70's metallic wallpaper pattern your auntie had on her kitchen walls for decades. Attractive to the driver & with some time to kill looped around to see her getting scooped slightly up block Murder Street. Never seen her before & was interested in her MILFY self. While all these under thirty GPS youngsters out are pleasing to the eye there's nothing like an older one to wet your whistle...

Sandy Hill had a duo...

A small chested young brunette WSW in jade mini & black sweater above black heels was was cute & knew it...

Her mixed partner in clingy sheer tan dress, top & black thong. She was having trouble with that dress riding up constantly & was nicely showing off a larger perky chest. Well at least on her port side, the starboard one looked much different & was noticeably deflated compared to opposite one.

They were soon parked @ Beech as the window talking commenced in earnest.

In front of the Madison had some genuinely goofy gash in the form of homely mixed or BSW in black Doc Martens & white socks below a thong & black vest accessorized with Mickey Mouse ears headpiece. Laughs...

On that bizarre & thankfully last sighting headed up to Montavilla & was still chuckling as I pulled up to a curbside Tori & her laundry.

A quick stop for fresh strawberries for margaritas & I split my planned ribeye with her as we watched a movie of her choosing. Thanks to my backs still fragile state mainly a cowgirl night though she started with king hell BBBJ with a gulp finish. She's a good girl...

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt & The Goners "Beneath This Gruff Exterior".

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrigtEd8jAs[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DaUmos9tjE[/URL]

Monday Afternoon:

Though my back was still bothering me at times after one more lunchtime cowgirl round that drained me completely, brought Tori back home around 5:15+- with a full stomach & two of her three creamy.

The copilot & I then headed to Parkrose Hardware for ordered item & slipped in a halfhearted recon around 5:15+-.

First seen was a meh BSW at Knolls driveway. Yeech.

Last seen was a trim Casper shaded blond late twenties+- WSW in red jeans & top under white coat. Pale as fuck, she wasn't all that unattractive & as we sat at light she caught up to truck & curb quoted us for a room date as she awed at the admittedly adorable copilot hanging out the window.

Not that I was in play, the above two were the only seen all the way to JCB.

Light PPD SUV seen on both short recons.

Recon Soundtrack: John Hiatt "Same Old Man". Continuing deep in that Hiatt catalog for the moment.

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzNeDKT6HoU[/URL]

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pAishCnqNU[/URL]

Safe recons & life.

Coming back from Airport around 6, just North of Madison in the Alley. Attractive, long legged Asian in a waist length school girl skirt as in, her very decent ass was completely visible and her heels accentuated it.

I know this isn't a true reports but perhaps motivation to get out there.

I don't see that sort of view on the blade often. Never.

During my cruise today, I saw some uniformed officers with vests and what not messing around on a back street off 82 and Fremont. I thought there was a sting van of some sort. It could have been something else but that was only a couple blocks away from where I got in line for this number on Beech (I think).

When it was my turn to window talk with the young lady, my spidey senses were on high alert after having just seen some officers on the other block. It affected my conversation as I asked her if she had seen someone else and that I was trying to set something up for later. She said that I had found her and that she would be out all day. It was a hard pass as I had to go to work. I'm pretty certain that she's legit, and this aspect of the hobby is sort of thrilling to me.