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Just wanted to chime in here. Shelly is great in my opinion. So good in fact, I am done looking for other providers in this area. I couldn't be happier. I really hope she stays around and takes care of herself. She is a breath of fresh air and I enjoy her company immensely.
I saw Brandy a few weeks ago when she had her super special going, that pushed me over and I couldn't pass her up. Easy setup with the short notice, but one of her cancelations arrived a little late and so I got bumped, not really her fault since I agreed to reschedule. She honored the special for me when I did get in to see her. Makeup done exactly like her pictures and she smelled fantastic, easy to talk to and very enthusastic about what she does. She is a bit bigger, but it is in no way a drawback. The only negative thing I'd have to say would be that she is on the eastside and a bit of a drive for me, otherwise a fantastic experience that I'd repeat.
I saw silk the other day on a spontaneous notion. Setup within an hour, easy to get to and work with. Her pictures don't quite do her justice. She is on the smaller side which the pictures didn't quite convey. No complaints about services offered, good all around.
Both of these girls offered me a little insight and tips to the hobby as I am still new, it is interesting getting the perspective from the other side. Silk offered some quick pointers about things I was doing wrong (and had been since the start) and offered to answer questions on any girls I was curious about. Just great to talk to, I'd almost pay for half an hour just to ask her about various aspects of the hobby, I still have a lot to learn.
You did a nice job of stating your case on Shelly but when you put up arrest, incarcerations which it appears you did, you crossed WAY OVER THE LINE. Those would be possibly okay if she pulled a weapon on you, had a serious disease hiv, or stole large sums of money, or went to your spouses or contacted them Otherwise you have given your refs, told what she did. Now my suggestion would be to move on and drop it. Otherwise you are whipping a dead horse. Just my two cents worth. PT
[QUOTE=Puntang Man;1645813]You did a nice job of stating your case on Shelly but when you put up arrest, incarcerations which it appears you did, you crossed WAY OVER THE LINE. Those would be possibly okay if she pulled a weapon on you, had a serious disease hiv, or stole large sums of money, or went to your spouses or contacted them Otherwise you have given your refs, told what she did. Now my suggestion would be to move on and drop it. Otherwise you are whipping a dead horse. Just my two cents worth. PT[/QUOTE]I NEVER posted a thing about anyone being arrested! I don't have that much knowledge or power to know. Hell I never met the girl. The Admin mistook my language about the hotel she was working as her being arrested. Ugh. He shoulda let my original post go but that's not my call. I reposted bc he said to. I assumed he'd fix the part where it looked as if I gave personal info.
[blue]Let's put this to rest. AJ wrote about this provider "serving at LEO's favorite hotel." I [b]MISTAKENLY[/b] (everybody can see that word I put in all caps and bold right?) understood that to mean she was serving "time" in "jail," when he actually meant she was serving "poonani" in an actual "hotel" often watched by uncle leo. I have deleted the OP.
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Has anyone seen sexy mckenzie? I don't see any reviews here.
[QUOTE=Kendra Banks;1644296]SO does anyone want to go out and have a drink, casual clothes. Well sexy football jersy with the gilrs firmly embraced by my curves, long blonde platnium hair and dolled up beautiful face, green eyes of a vixen. And a great personality to match! I love to entertain, make you laugh, howl my name and beg for more! I am 5 ft &, bbw, sexy as hell and aim to please my clients. So lets have an ice cold beer, talk some footbal, watch BAMA smoke the Irish! Then we can have some personal time that I hope I can add to your spank bank! Kendra Banks adding to your spank bank gladly since 2012. Call me at 513-479-1368. I am waiting for some real fun tonite. Xoxoxo[/QUOTE]Folks, it is wonderful that we have all sorts of wonderful discussions on this board in multiple threads, but can all of us, provider and hobbyist alike make a New Year's resolution to not clutter this one thread up with anything but an actual review, or a crucial clarification of a given review that posted?
I am sure Kendra is a wonderful lady and meant nothing by it, but let's face it, this is actually a cleverly worded ad. I know I too have been guilty about posting non-relevant musings here in the past and I apologize. I am trying to turn over a new leaf.
I promise to post only reviews of the ladies I visit here, and reserve the other discussions and dialogues to the other threads.
Who is with me?
Any info on Hannah on post 3789 sorry haven't figured out how to link it yet. Thanks for the info.
[QUOTE=AngryJohnny;1645850]The Admin mistook my language . I assumed he'd fix the part where it looked as if I gave personal info.[/QUOTE]If you were to borrow someone's car. Would you complain about how badly it runs? Would you come eat someone's free food and crab about how badly it tastes? Would you stay at someone's house and complain that the bed was lumpy? Maybe so, but it ain't right! But if not, then don't come here and use Jackson's bandwidth and snipe about what he did or didn't do. The guy handles how many blazin threads here on USA, keepin all this bs in order and you make it sound like all he had to do was monitor your post and tidy things up as you see fit. Come-on-man, please show some appreciation for what you have right here at your finger tips. And yes, for free.
Relative to the posting about S19, you posted several times about this. Once is usally sufficient. Say how terrible it was that she didn't respond as she had promised and MOVE ON. By continually writing about this one event you tend to make yourself look bad in the eyes of the community here. Let alone getting the main-man rustled up over it. Drop the ef-in thing and go get laid; I gauran-damn-tee-you it will make you feel better AJ.
Spent a wonderful time this morning with Jasmine. She is about 5'10' of pure exotic beauty.
Setting up the date was easy as usual when working with Buddah. After the 2-call dance I went to the room and she greeted me at the door wearing a short robe open at the front exposing her gorgeous body and sexy underwear. Her short robe allowed me to slip my hands inside while she greeted me with a passionate kiss. When I say passionate I mean it was not DFK and not sloppy. Just soft like a long lost girlfriend. Her body melted into mine and her hands wandered through my hair holding my head as she locked her soft lips onto mine. We soon moved to a more comfortable place and I adjusted my clothing since it was getting very hot in the room.
Since we don't get really explicit here I'll just say that she likes to cuddle and explore topics that just seem to come up. She demonstrated a mastery of many positions and the exploration was thorough and a total joy. She is an experienced guide that manages good eye contact with her prey. We went on two fulfilling expeditions. No clock watching and I was the only thing on her mind during our time together.
Enjoyed and will repeat.
I just got back home from my date with the lovely CandiceXoxo at her apartment. Note that she doesn't kiss and tell and I won't either.
What a wonderful lady! Funny and talented and a fun person to be around. I'd love to see to her again.
[QUOTE=Pcarolla;1645866]Has anyone seen sexy mckenzie? I don't see any reviews here.[/QUOTE]I have seen her several times and found her an excellent GFE. Her pics are accurate, she laughs easily, is fun to talk with and provides all the activites one would expect except those she excludes in her ads. I llok forward to seeing her again.
KC
[QUOTE=Nday Guy; 1646265]Spent a wonderful time this morning with Jasmine. She is about 5'10' of pure exotic beauty.
Setting up the date was easy as usual when working with Buddah. After the 2-call dance I went to the room and she greeted me at the door wearing a short robe open at the front exposing her gorgeous body and sexy underwear. Her short robe allowed me to slip my hands inside while she greeted me with a passionate kiss. When I say passionate I mean it was not DFK and not sloppy. Just soft like a long lost girlfriend. Her body melted into mine and her hands wandered through my hair holding my head as she locked her soft lips onto mine. We soon moved to a more comfortable place and I adjusted my clothing since it was getting very hot in the room.
Since we don't get really explicit here I'll just say that she likes to cuddle and explore topics that just seem to come up. She demonstrated a mastery of many positions and the exploration was thorough and a total joy. She is an experienced guide that manages good eye contact with her prey. We went on two fulfilling expeditions. No clock watching and I was the only thing on her mind during our time together.
Enjoyed and will repeat.[/QUOTE]Wonderful report! Is she really 5' 10"? UTR's new pictures are very good, and being 5" 2"..., I find that "randy" :)
Thank you Mr. Kc, and I also look so forward to seeing you. Kisses SexyMckenzie <3.
[QUOTE=Kc148; 1646538]I have seen her several times and found her an excellent GFE. Her pics are accurate, she laughs easily, is fun to talk with and provides all the activites one would expect except those she excludes in her ads. I llok forward to seeing her again.
KC[/QUOTE]
I finally gave Candice a call and all I can say is everything you've heard is true. Very sweet. Wish I could've spent more time.
Provider Name: CandiceXOxo.
Reviewed By: PhatDaty.
Contact:
Web: USAG.
Email: Use the USAG PM system.
Phone: 513 xxx 4479.
Experience Summary: Like going back in time.
General Area: Off Cross County.
Looks: Attractive in Cherie Currie Kind of Way.
Description: When I was a teen, I dated a hot chick that looked like Joan Jett and while we had our fun in the back of my muscle car, I always actually dreamed of getting more with the Cherie Currie friend she had. Back in the seventies and eighties, these two type of girls seemed to be found running in pairs everywhere, the one that looked like Joan was cooler to hang with, but the one that looked like Cherie was a sexual firecracker. Candice is indeed quite the Cherry Bomb!
Build: 5'8' about 125, long blond hair that drapes down her extensive curvy shape, thick and womanly, but still fit and flexible and knows how to use those long legs.
Boobs: Ample bosom, with pert, responsive nipples-natural.
Body tone: Like an aging rocker, but still smoking hot!
Pictures Accurate? Yes, what you see is what you get.
Screening / Setting Appointment: I have known Candice for a very long time and she has always been my 'go to' gal when another provider fails me. She always picks up, communicates clearly, and has very flexible scheduling. The funny thing is, she is one of the most affordable providers in our area, yet NEVER has phone issues. She always returns calls and PMs quickly, yet some of these over priced spoiled girls charge twice the rate, and have half the communication skills when it comes to getting on top of appointments.
Incall or outcall: Incall. It is very convenient to Cross County, and the neighborhood is relatively safe. I have been in worse; I have been in better.
Professionalism of provider: Very sweet and kind. She is fast to answer her phone and keeps you updated if you need directions on the phone. I may have touched on my annoyance earlier. One of our so called 'elite' providers continually fails to answer her phone, return messages, or follow-up on communication. She has posted over and over how much she hates to text, so please call her and she checks it every hour, yet never delivers on that promise. Sorry to step on my soapbox a bit, but if you are going to charge high price escort prices and try to portray yourself as an elite escort, act like one. Given the rates charged by this woman, she should have the best fricking phone service in the world! That is what led me to go back to the drawling board and find someone else after over 48 hours of trying to set an appointment with the so called elite escort. Meanwhile, sweet Candice, charges maybe a quarter of the price, is always available, always polite, always courteous on the phone, and is amazing at screening, making appointments, and keeping those appointments!
Cleanliness of girl: Very clean and fresh.
Smoking: A little, but she had cleaned and brushed so it was faint.
Attitude: 7.
Skill: 8.
Comfort level: 6.
Menu: BBBJCIMNSNQ (it has been so long since a provider managed to get me to do this, and Candice seemed to revel in it as if it was squirting chocolate out the business end) DSL, BSL, HJ, Massage, DATY, Squirting, GFE, MSOG, CFS MISH and CG.
Overall pros: Wet, juicy, and noisy BBBJ. Very sweet and friendly and truly makes you feel like a king in her bed.
Overall cons: Incall is a bit a rough, but as soon as her mouth and hands are on you, you forget where you are anyway.
Cost: Inquire with provider.
Overall value: great value for time spent—well below regional average.
Description of Session:
Being with Candice is a lot like being with your girlfriend in the basement of her parent's house back when you were in high school. The Gun's and Roses (hence the title of the review) soundtrack playing in the background along with the candles everywhere completed the illusion. It was a nice diversion in the hobby to go back in time to 1982. I mean I would have preferred Led Zepplin or Pink Floyd, but you get the idea. We cuddled and kissed on the bed for a real long time, and I swear it was just like heavy petting. I could be just caught up in the nostalgia, but I swear she might have even been wearing Luv's Baby Soft. Call it goofy, but it really set the time travel experience for me. As to the rest, well, she can handle herself way better in bed than any of my old teenage girlfriends; well most of them. The BJ was simply exquisite, and she cleaned me up, cuddled, and started teasing me with her mouth and fingers again and before long, she had me do something I haven't done since being a teen: MSOG.
She is quite responsive during DATY and tastes sweet and fresh and you will love the way she arches and thrusts against your face as you twirl your tongue deep inside her.
If you know what you are doing, she is a copious squirter—think geyser! It was awesome and I think it even caught her a little by surprise, which brought back another flash from the past. The only way an ugly football lineman like me got to be with cheerleaders was in secret and in the back of a car someplace because I learned to read a long time ago and figured out where all the buttons are on a girl's body are, so while the Adonis jocks had the gorgeous gals on the arm during the day, I was making them do some devilish things in secret at night, and this experience with Candice last night brought that all rushing back. Add that to the physical pleasure she gave me, and I have to say it was a session well spent, and it was all put together at the last minute last night because one of our so-called elite providers can't be bothered to get professional about her phone situation, thus causing me to revisit the simple joy of a provider that is quick to book, quick to serve, and quick to satisfy. I need to make it a habit to see Candice more often. She may not be the shiniest bauble on this board, but she sure is one of the most dependable ones!
Repeat? Yes, and maybe it will be my first call next time.