Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock; 1422197]To be fair to KB, she's an independent CMT, not a MP. And pretty god damned incredible. I actually went to her with zero expectations of anything other than a massage, did not get anything other than a massage, and was more satisfied than with any other MP experience, period.

I'm having a few health issues (as it's been pointed out, I'm getting old *f you BTW*) and in an effort to prolong surgery I need a CMT who knows how to replicate the function of several invasive procedures. Hopefully I will get past this without having to go under the knife, but we shall see.

In any event, HE is not *always* offered, (I've never asked for it and wouldn't) but she is mentioned here often enough that I suppose it is from time to time.

Still, I'd hate to see anything bad happen to her, she's one appt. I can look forward to having these days that even though it's painful as hell, is wildly helpful and therapeutic.

Bench[/QUOTE]Whatever dude. Anyone who knows anything about KB massage knows HE is *ALWAYS* offered. For God's sake, she lays out what she'll do as you are walking into to her damn studio. And I'll tell you something else. A CMT (any of them, especially this one) have no shot of "replicating" the function of "several invasive procedures." The fact that you would even justify the trip to her in this way speaks volumes about either your intelligence or your addiction. I'll let you figure out which one.

Review wise. She's OK. That's it. Half decent massage at best, and half decent HE at best. $ for the hour massage and. 4 for totally nude. I've experienced a better massage at many AMP's and have received much more for my money.

I visited JHH and spent some time with my favorite girl Anna and was not disappointed and she even surprised me. I would like to keep her all to myself but that would not be fair.

[QUOTE=Hawkeye In Md; 1421867]Yellow fever is high again. So a session with some of the area's best is much needed.

I really want a provider with some big rockin nipples. Tasty and delicious.

Anyone know of any big nippled beauties currently at either ML, JHH, or VS?

Here or pm is fine.

Be safe out there.

Hawk[/QUOTE]Saw a provider that went by shi shi at 5831 1/2. They were about the size of small acorns. Service was okay, just wouldn't go back because that location makes me nervous. If she's there, she's the one for you.

[QUOTE=Junior 80; 1422330]Whatever dude. Anyone who knows anything about KB massage knows HE is *ALWAYS* offered. For God's sake, she lays out what she'll do as you are walking into to her damn studio. And I'll tell you something else. A CMT (any of them, especially this one) have no shot of "replicating" the function of "several invasive procedures." The fact that you would even justify the trip to her in this way speaks volumes about either your intelligence or your addiction. I'll let you figure out which one.

Review wise. She's OK. That's it. Half decent massage at best, and half decent HE at best. $ for the hour massage and. 4 for totally nude. I've experienced a better massage at many AMP's and have received much more for my money.[/QUOTE]I would agree that a CMT would not know how to replicate specific invasive procedures. They most likely have no knowledge about such procedures at all. However, saying that a CMT or AMP cannot provide a service that would suffice to avoid such invasive procedures is certainly incorrect. I'm sure many others including myself would testify to that.

Any responsible doctor would prescribe CMT therapy before surgery.

If this CMT has helped Mr. Rock avoid surgery then regardless of her qualifications, technique or even if it is only psycolological, then she has done him a great service. As always with any provider YMMV.

Junior is about to get the "belt" from Bench.

Went to the place at 6218 Eastern that I've been visiting for a year. Between the work schedule and the misses I don't have a lot of free time, so I frequent it because it's about five minutes from my house. I think it's time for a new spot. I never really look at my watch, but for some reason I did today and it kind of ticked me off. I was in at 10:21 by my cell phone, waited a few minutes for my provider after I gave her the money, then was out the door by 10:45. I paid for half hour and was a little slow getting dressed, saying I got 20 minutes would be generous. I also got the "come on, come on" during the HE which is a huge turn off, and the HE consisted of zero technique, just jerking hard and fast. She had a great body and got almost all the way naked for me, and DATY was sort of on the menu but the whole thing screamed rush which was a big turn off for me.

I think it's time to move on. FS has never been an option there for me, not even a CBJ, if they were on the menu I might stick around a while. I've been going for a while, offered more money, etc. It's just not happening for me there. And I have a thing for more mature providers, so this place would be perfect for me if they did. So nothing against them, it's their business model so they are free to do as they wish, I just need to move along.

Probably going to make time and just got to JHH every month or so.

[QUOTE=Elixir;1422859]Junior is about to get the "belt" from Bench.[/QUOTE]Nope. Lucky pointed out most of what I would have said, and more nicely than I would have said it. I think Junior is more than likely fishing for info or trying to make a name for himself. With 10 posts, he is inconsequential and I just don't give a fuck. When it comes down to it, he doesn't know what's he's talking about because he doesn't have enough information, and it's going to stay that way.

[QUOTE=Conda; 1421957]Hello,

I'm coming to Balto in a few weeks. I'm reading the great intel on the AMPs however I'm going to be staying downtown and have no clue where anything is. Can someone give some info on which spots are in or are near downtown so I can take a visit?

Thanks![/QUOTE]I have not been to it yet but there is one on Pratt street that I want to eventually check out. Read some of the recent posts and you will ready about it. Go back about a week ago.

Continuing on my quest from a trip into Baltimore, I found myself on the western side of the Beltway heading clockwise. Well, I tossed a few queries at Siri and it was determined that my next stop would be at ML. I called ahead to make sure that my arrival would be welcomed and Mama-San penciled me in. One side tangent. I was caught off guard when advised that my appointment would only be 45 mins in duration. I'm not one to complain aloud, especially since all was disclosed prior to my visit, but that doesn't seem to be a great value. Perhaps the norm for Baltimore?

Moving along, I was shown to one of the rooms and after a brief wait, was introduced to Rose. She is in fairly good shape, with common enhancements that were quite the handful. I haven't fully formed an opinion on the '80s permed hair, but then again, that's probably just a secondary consideration. With that look and likely to be in her 40s, I couldn't stop myself from thinking that I was having relations with my Aunt. Then again, I can probably twist that somewhat and ultimately use the imagery to my benefit. Right, back to the proceedings. I was given a very thorough tableshower and ducked into the sauna for a few short minutes and then back to the room. Rose hopped onto the table and started into the massage, but with the clock ticking, I suggested that we move right along to FS. Rose certainly plays the part well, showing enthusiasm and passion, and for that I was appreciative. One highlight, Rose figured out right away that there was that one spot that really enjoyed extra attention from her tongue. These pros are good like that. The carnal region was a nice fit, warm and receptive. Rose's english was typically broken, but she communicated well enough to impress a sweet disposition and she seemed to have a good sense of humor. Tuition and tip were standard, though I would have liked that additional quarter hour to wind down or to avoid the rush.

A repeat would not be a chore, but I do hope to meet Mimi on a subsequent visit.

Jennifer seems like one of the older providers there of the current bunch. I drew here last night. I also noticed a younger provider working, maybe Lulu or another one of those mentioned in a previous post.

I'm guessing Jennifer is 35ish, nice body, a little thick, C cups, not a spinner. She gave a very good massage and also provided very nice pre-flip fingertip massage.

Then onto CBJ, mish, her on top, back to the CBJ to finish. All done with great enthusiasm.

RnR

[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock;1422998]Nope. Lucky pointed out most of what I would have said, and more nicely than I would have said it. I think Junior is more than likely fishing for info or trying to make a name for himself. With 10 posts, he is inconsequential and I just don't give a fuck. When it comes down to it, he doesn't know what's he's talking about because he doesn't have enough information, and it's going to stay that way.[/QUOTE]Yeah yeah whatever. I don't need anything from you. I know where to go and how to find what I need because I too have a set and went out and found my favorites. And I did that before finding this forum. I come here because I get amped up reading the posts and then I go do my deed. That being said, I did find the need to post because I don't want some poor guy to go to KB with inflated expectations. She is decently cute, great little ass and her HE is ok. If you want a real massage go get a real massage. That was not my experience with her. The massage was just. Ok.

I too find physical and mental healing value in a real massage. And I have found that at AMPs as well. I just don't try to sugarcoat why I am going to an ATF at a massage parlor over the top rated massage therapist that might not offer the extra release at the end.

[QUOTE=RockAndRye; 1423167]Jennifer seems like one of the older providers there of the current bunch. I drew here last night. I also noticed a younger provider working, maybe Lulu or another one of those mentioned in a previous post.

I'm guessing Jennifer is 35ish, nice body, a little thick, C cups, not a spinner. She gave a very good massage and also provided very nice pre-flip fingertip massage.

Then onto CBJ, mish, her on top, back to the CBJ to finish. All done with great enthusiasm.

RnR[/QUOTE]Am I wrong in thinking that most of the girls er women are not that pretty there?

atUMDstudent05: I went to the place you are talking about twice and the second time I drew the bottom of the barrel, fat, and vowed not to return. No matter how convenient. A place is if they don't deliver the goods I ain't buying, I am a regular at JHH because they are reliable and I get on very well with Anna but it is still good to shake things up and try new talent suggested her for other MPs, that is how I found Anna at JHH and Amy at Toyoto.

If this is Shi Shi that used to be at VS last year she was really sweet, skinny little girl, with as Zappa said, nice little acorns. She was also about as tight as they come though and had some trouble accommodating. Might want to take that into consideration in seeing her, it's not as fun when they're not enjoying it. I really like the big nipple girls too, anyone run into a good one, PM me and thanks in advance.

HD

[QUOTE=Satya;1423218]Am I wrong in thinking that most of the girls er women are not that pretty there?[/QUOTE]They are generally average to above average (say 5-7). I would say Jennifer is about 6, but other things make up for it. To me, a 9 or 10 is a waste of time and money if she is unfriendly, bored or has a bad attitude and doesn't give a good massage. They probably make more as escorts anyway. I did encounter a definite 9, who was also a 9 in all the other ways at Silk Spa. Reported in this forum in early March I think.

[QUOTE=Houndog1; 1423239]If this is Shi Shi that used to be at VS last year she was really sweet, skinny little girl, with as Zappa said, nice little acorns. She was also about as tight as they come though and had some trouble accommodating. Might want to take that into consideration in seeing her, it's not as fun when they're not enjoying it. I really like the big nipple girls too, anyone run into a good one, PM me and thanks in advance.

HD[/QUOTE]I think this must be one of the more commonly used names amongst Chinese providers. I've met two so far. The one at 5831 was mid to late 30s. While she wasn't fat, she certainly wasn't skinny either. The main thing I remember about her was the remarkable size of those nipps on see-cups.

My ATF Shi Shi used to work at Green Ocean. She was early to mid 30s, slender, a great maseuse, with a-cups culminating into sharp slender little pointers about a cm long. More to my liking. Mmmmm boobies. She also gave me GFE treatment for which I will never forget and is why I still keep in touch with her. She is currently in Wilmington, DE. I'm kind of surprised at all of the different cities she's worked in. When she gets back to Bmore, I'll be sure to keep her to myself.