Massage Parlor Reports

I don't believe she is legit. Did you make a hard offer or just lay there and wait to see whether she would risk a felony conviction for you?

[QUOTE=Scraggy;2453961]From Craiglist therapeutic, indeed therapeutic and legit. In a River North office building with a receptionist and everything. But this Daniela is way better looking than even the irresistible picture, a really great massage, slow and sensual even if draped, and the whole package was enough for me to shoot my load without an actual HE. Looks and body are at least a 10 and so is the massage, damage is 1. 1 for the hour + 0. 2 because she's so terrific and sweet, to boot.

[URL]http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/4998907699.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2453389]Sounds like she picked up the 10 dollars and did not ask him which is no good. As far as the HE goes, a lot of places a pushing for 60 these days.[/QUOTE]60 is way too much. It's 0. 40. That's scale. If inflation kicks in, we should probably reconsider, but that hasn't happened. They are greedy. I prefer not to discuss money with them but if she asks for 60, I offer $, and tell her what for. She usually refuses $ and goes for. 4. Nothing gets me limp like negotiations. 0. 40 is generous. If she wants more, she knows how to get it, so do we. We're in this together. We have to stick together.

[QUOTE=Sjohns;2452626]That's quite an overpayment for no massage, about 10 minutes of lite touching / teasing, and then a handshake? All for the total of about 30 minutes and a buck 60?? I'd be interested in your next report with the same masseuse.[/QUOTE]I can't believe what I'm reading here. Somewhere in Chitown the girl is tell her side of this story, and her friends are falling on the floor laughing.

[QUOTE=Paleface;2458099]60 is way too much. It's 0. 40. That's scale. If inflation kicks in, we should probably reconsider, but that hasn't happened. They are greedy. I prefer not to discuss money with them but if she asks for 60, I offer $, and tell her what for. She usually refuses $ and goes for. 4. Nothing gets me limp like negotiations. 0. 40 is generous. If she wants more, she knows how to get it, so do we. We're in this together. We have to stick together.[/QUOTE]Why oh why do some keep giving in to these over inflated price gouging tactics?? Quit paying more than. 40 for the std. Happy. If you can get away with less then great! Some of us do. Doesn't hurt to try, but don't be rude about it, just be prepared to give more if need be. RTFF like others have said and get an idea of the avg / fair rate is for whatever you are looking for.

Last year in May I had a great time at Mercy both downtown and in Chinatown. Are they still there?

Any suggestions on better places downtown?

Any LMPs?

Thanks-.

Norm (from Miami)

[QUOTE=NormalGuy;2461350]Last year in May I had a great time at Mercy both downtown and in Chinatown. Are they still there?

Any suggestions on better places downtown?

Any LMPs?

Thanks-.

Norm (from Miami)[/QUOTE]Here is the link to their new downtown location, main difference is that you no longer have to sign in at the new building. All services that were available at the old location are available at the new location

[URL]http://chicago.backpage.com/BodyRubs/hot-and-beautiful-chinese-massagedowntown-chicago/22868627[/URL]

Mercy chinatown is still at the same location but I would say they have dialed back the entertainment substantially since last year, another monger may have a different opinion.

Yet another visit, but with new provider, Chuy.

Massage: 4.

Looks: 8.

Extras: 6.

Like pizza, a bad visit to PT is still always pretty good. I actually have a back injury and needed a good massage, which I usually do get here, but Chuy seemed a bit rushed. Good TS, no sauna. She could tell I was hurting and paid some attn to the area, but not long enough before the flip. FS for 1. 2, uninspired but acceptable. Jun and Joann are definitely more enthusiastic, Happy a close third. Chuy was very sweet but a) likes to bite and b) will pinch the shit out of your nipples if you let her. Also didn't want to turn over for me for DS, which I'm fine with, but thought you all might like to know.

One of my ATF's, Lina, has moved from Zen Spa to a new place called Grand Spa (Grand and Noble, 1400 w). I give her a great recommendation based on the quality of massage. For those looking for a good massage first and foremost, you might want to try. HE might be a possibility down the line once she gets to know you, but might not be available at first, FYI.

So I made my first visit to PT a month ago after seeing the reviews here. Thought I had found shangri-la! Finally got enough cash together for a return visit tonight. But when I arrived around 8:30 PM noticed Sheriff's car parked alone in the back of the lot. Lights off with someone sitting in the drivers seat. The car was parked so it was not very visible if you weren't looking carefully. But I am sure whoever was in that car had a clear view of the entrance to PT. Didn't stop driving and drove right out of the lot. Circled back 15 minutes later to see if anything was going on. Sheriff's car was in the same spot, same situation, so again I didn't stop and headed home for the night. Whats up with that? Problems in paradise? And I so need a massage.

I don't get to IL very often, but when I do, the old Conifer is my go-to spot. Had some Coffee that was extra rich and was served in a cup with an especially fine rim. It cost the same as usual, but I would have paid extra for the enthusiasm with which it was delivered. I returned a few days later, but someone else got my Coffee and I couldn't wait around until more was ready so I met Bobbie instead. I can't think of a way to work her name into a double entendre, so I'll just say she was young and beautiful with firm enhancements. There was a distance in her performance though, that her beauty did not make up for. Plus she wouldn't stick her tongue up my ass.

-G.

[QUOTE=GiggiD;2464032]I don't get to IL very often, but when I do, the old Conifer is my go-to spot. Had some Coffee that was extra rich and was served in a cup with an especially fine rim. It cost the same as usual, but I would have paid extra for the enthusiasm with which it was delivered. I returned a few days later, but someone else got my Coffee and I couldn't wait around until more was ready so I met Bobbie instead. I can't think of a way to work her name into a double entendre, so I'll just say she was young and beautiful with firm enhancements. There was a distance in her performance though, that her beauty did not make up for. Plus she wouldn't stick her tongue up my ass.

-G.[/QUOTE]I LOL'ed. : D.

[QUOTE=GiggiD;2464032]I don't get to IL very often, but when I do, the old Conifer is my go-to spot. Had some Coffee that was extra rich and was served in a cup with an especially fine rim.[/QUOTE]There is a lot to decode there I will ask for her help if I need to caffeinate.

Just to have some fun, inspired by your creative double entendre, here is the continuation of the DE. (hey, I only had a minute ;) ).

"..I returned a few days later, but someone else got my Coffee and I couldn't wait around until more was ready so I opted for a different coffee mug [URL]http://i3.cpcache.com/product/124602274/hello_my_name_is_bobbie_mug.jpg[/URL] This looks young and beautiful with firm enhancements. There was a distance in the aroma of the coffee served in this mug though, that her surface beauty did not make up for. Being a coffee connoisseur I can tell. Plus she would not anchor and rock my bottom which I expect out of my coffee"

Did anyone else catch this yesterday on TV. I was flipping thru the channels and I happened on Check Please. We've all seen it right, on WTTW. One of the reviews is for a burger place out on W Irving Park. LeadBelly. There sitting at one of the tables is a massuese I know I've been with a couple X. It's a good shot of her so I definitely recognize her. FF and pause at the 5:28 mark. [URL]http://checkplease.wttw.com/restaurants/leadbelly[/URL] It's been a while since I've seen her so I don't know what she's doing now but she still looks good. I'm racking my brain trying to remember the spot but so far I can't place her. Funny.

There once was a time where I had plenty of LMP's to choose from that offered nice comprehensive menus. Seems like those days are over. Even one of my ATF has cut back their menu and said they only serve appetizers now.

Anyway if any seniors know any LMP's or independent latinas that have all options on the flip, please PM me. Tantra / Nuru (real nuru, not the fake crap) is a plus.

[QUOTE=StayPuff;2465191]There once was a time where I had plenty of LMP's to choose from that offered nice comprehensive menus. Seems like those days are over. Even one of my ATF has cut back their menu and said they only serve appetizers now.

Anyway if any seniors know any LMP's or independent latinas that have all options on the flip, please PM me. Tantra / Nuru (real nuru, not the fake crap) is a plus.[/QUOTE]I too have been looking for a real NURU provider, if anyone has any details I can share any info I have.

[QUOTE=other11;2463574]So I made my first visit to PT a month ago after seeing the reviews here. Thought I had found shangri-la! Finally got enough cash together for a return visit tonight. But when I arrived around 8:30 PM noticed Sheriff's car parked alone in the back of the lot. Lights off with someone sitting in the drivers seat. The car was parked so it was not very visible if you weren't looking carefully. But I am sure whoever was in that car had a clear view of the entrance to PT. Didn't stop driving and drove right out of the lot. Circled back 15 minutes later to see if anything was going on. Sheriff's car was in the same spot, same situation, so again I didn't stop and headed home for the night. Whats up with that? Problems in paradise? And I so need a massage.[/QUOTE]Was thinking about going by there tomorrow (again). Will definitely keep my eyes peeled as this is my go-to spot. Never seen any sign of LEO there and always check, but you've definitely got me concerned.

[QUOTE=other11;2463574]So I made my first visit to PT a month ago after seeing the reviews here. Thought I had found shangri-la! Finally got enough cash together for a return visit tonight. But when I arrived around 8:30 PM noticed Sheriff's car parked alone in the back of the lot. Lights off with someone sitting in the drivers seat. The car was parked so it was not very visible if you weren't looking carefully. But I am sure whoever was in that car had a clear view of the entrance to PT. Didn't stop driving and drove right out of the lot. Circled back 15 minutes later to see if anything was going on. Sheriff's car was in the same spot, same situation, so again I didn't stop and headed home for the night. Whats up with that? Problems in paradise? And I so need a massage.[/QUOTE]Harassment.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;2457669]I don't believe she is legit. Did you make a hard offer or just lay there and wait to see whether she would risk a felony conviction for you?[/QUOTE]"Hard offer" LOL.

When I go back, we'll see if things loosen up.

In the meantime, be sure to let us all know what happens with your "hard offer" ! Good luck.

With or without extras, a really first rate professional massage in a high end place with a stunning lady well worth the $.

[QUOTE=Vern2020;2462639]One of my ATF's, Lina, has moved from Zen Spa to a new place called Grand Spa (Grand and Noble, 1400 w). I give her a great recommendation based on the quality of massage. For those looking for a good massage first and foremost, you might want to try. HE might be a possibility down the line once she gets to know you, but might not be available at first, FYI.[/QUOTE]Seconding this. Lina was part of the Lina / Christina duo from several year back at Sunkiss and is an ATF of mine too. Would be fun to know where Christina wound up at and if her menu ever expanded.

Helen who was at Zen for a while and moved on to a spa on Sherman avenue in Evanston is a great session as well.

Massage was not impressive and nothing extra offered on either of my two visits. Avoid.

Older crew working lackluster massage on way out saw other lady just as old.

[QUOTE=Scraggy;2465663]"Hard offer" LOL.

When I go back, we'll see if things loosen up.

In the meantime, be sure to let us all know what happens with your "hard offer" ! Good luck.

With or without extras, a really first rate professional massage in a high end place with a stunning lady well worth the $.[/QUOTE]So I went to see Daniela last week. It's at a place called the Beauty Cell on Erie and Michigan. She's average looking and the massage was ok. It's extremely overpriced ($1. 1) and absolutely not worth it. You will never get extras there. Stay away.

[QUOTE=Smith1490;2466417]Seconding this. Lina was part of the Lina / Christina duo from several year back at Sunkiss and is an ATF of mine too. Would be fun to know where Christina wound up at and if her menu ever expanded.

Helen who was at Zen for a while and moved on to a spa on Sherman avenue in Evanston is a great session as well.[/QUOTE]Christina (at least as of about three months ago) is working limited hours at a spa on the west side of Western, in the 1500 block. No expansion to the menu, at least not for me. LOL.

Your box is full so I couldn't PM your reply. Coffee is the girl you are looking for, about 40 with shoulder length black hair with small waves in it, thin with natural but non saggy body, teeth have a slightly grayish look. YMMV. Enjoy!

-G.

[QUOTE=Smith1490;2466417]Seconding this. Lina was part of the Lina / Christina duo from several year back at Sunkiss and is an ATF of mine too. Would be fun to know where Christina wound up at and if her menu ever expanded.

Helen who was at Zen for a while and moved on to a spa on Sherman avenue in Evanston is a great session as well.[/QUOTE]Christina and her sister Nikki both work at Lolium Spa on Western. Both give excellent legit massages. I seriously doubt extras are available from either of them but if you know different, I'm all ears, they're both gorgeous, but I've only ever gotten legit massages from them and no hint of extras at all. I can't ask because of how I came to be acquainted with them (mutual friend).

[QUOTE=Smith1490;2466417]Seconding this. Lina was part of the Lina / Christina duo from several year back at Sunkiss and is an ATF of mine too. Would be fun to know where Christina wound up at and if her menu ever expanded.

Helen who was at Zen for a while and moved on to a spa on Sherman avenue in Evanston is a great session as well.[/QUOTE]Agreed! Those two are my favorite. I've been seeing Lina for a while and her sessions are amazing. Hands down the best standard finish. You got to be patient though!

Does anyone know where Christina is right now? I called bodywise last week and they told me she quit a while ago. I lost her cell and have no idea where she is. Any help is appreciated!

There is not name on the place but the contract info is listed above.

I drive by this place and I decide to try it for the heck of it. I call and make an appointment. I tell the lady on the phone that I am 10 out. I go to the ATM and I am ringing the bell within 10 min.

The lady reluctantly opens the door and says that they are busy even after I tell her that I just called. I am a clean cut guy but it didn't matter. Don't waste your time on this place.

[QUOTE=Dwd1982;2467610]Agreed! Those two are my favorite. I've been seeing Lina for a while and her sessions are amazing. Hands down the best standard finish. You got to be patient though!

Does anyone know where Christina is right now? I called bodywise last week and they told me she quit a while ago. I lost her cell and have no idea where she is. Any help is appreciated![/QUOTE]Read the post below yours for the answer to your question.

[QUOTE=Bm392;2467968]There is not name on the place but the contract info is listed above.

I drive by this place and I decide to try it for the heck of it. I call and make an appointment. I tell the lady on the phone that I am 10 out. I go to the ATM and I am ringing the bell within 10 min.

The lady reluctantly opens the door and says that they are busy even after I tell her that I just called. I am a clean cut guy but it didn't matter. Don't waste your time on this place.[/QUOTE]Even at my favorite places where I'm well known, if there are no girls available when I get there, I'm asked to wait. Suit and tie, shorts and t, doesn't matter. 1st come 1st serve.

Having already struck out once, I stop by Elegant. The first that I went to this place, the old owner took care of me. No fun.

This time a very fine lady named Claire came to the front to take me back. . 6 for an hour (which is 50 min) and. 1 for table shower. Table shower was ok and the massage was a little above average. All options are available for standard prices (bring your own cover). Claire looks are worth the price of admission on its own!

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2467457]Christina and her sister Nikki both work at Lolium Spa on Western. Both give excellent legit massages. I seriously doubt extras are available from either of them but if you know different, I'm all ears, they're both gorgeous, but I've only ever gotten legit massages from them and no hint of extras at all. I can't ask because of how I came to be acquainted with them (mutual friend).[/QUOTE]Christina works at the place on Western (just South of North Ave) a few days a week. She also puts in time at S&L Nail on South Michigan (don't let the name fool you. It doesn't fool anyone else). I don't know about Nikki.

I could maybe buy that except for two points 1. The short time between my call and my arrival 2. The look on her face when she open the door. She looked at me like dirt.

I guess we will see in future reviews.

[QUOTE=IlDiavolo;2467970]Even at my favorite places where I'm well known, if there are no girls available when I get there, I'm asked to wait. Suit and tie, shorts and t, doesn't matter. 1st come 1st serve.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bm392;2467968]There is not name on the place but the contract info is listed above.

I drive by this place and I decide to try it for the heck of it. I call and make an appointment. I tell the lady on the phone that I am 10 out. I go to the ATM and I am ringing the bell within 10 min.

The lady reluctantly opens the door and says that they are busy even after I tell her that I just called. I am a clean cut guy but it didn't matter. Don't waste your time on this place.[/QUOTE]4, 5, 6 yrs ago this used to be one of my favorite spots in the whole city. I'd stop in once sometimes twice a week. If you were a regular you got treated like a King. But then all the busts and closings came and they had to be way more careful not to be shut down. Now it's down to one girl and even though she knows me from before, it's rare that she'll open the door even for me, and I've been there hundreds of times over the years. I agree that it's probably a waste of time here unless you book an appt. And then good luck especially if you're a new face. Better options out there.

[QUOTE=other11;2463574]So I made my first visit to PT a month ago after seeing the reviews here. Thought I had found shangri-la! Finally got enough cash together for a return visit tonight. But when I arrived around 8:30 PM noticed Sheriff's car parked alone in the back of the lot. Lights off with someone sitting in the drivers seat. The car was parked so it was not very visible if you weren't looking carefully. But I am sure whoever was in that car had a clear view of the entrance to PT. Didn't stop driving and drove right out of the lot. Circled back 15 minutes later to see if anything was going on. Sheriff's car was in the same spot, same situation, so again I didn't stop and headed home for the night. Whats up with that? Problems in paradise? And I so need a massage.[/QUOTE]Went by yesterday lunchtime and parked over and to the right as things looked busy. Before I get out of the car, I noticed an unmarked, dark 4 dr sedan pull up in front and pause for maybe 10-15 secs. I could be wrong but it seemed to be making note of the 2 cars and / or license no. S parked in front. If you drive a blue lexus or a white bmw, hope all is well. Needless to say, I didn't stick around. Maybe another day. Careful out there fellas.

I haven't been there in a while but I am overdue for a thorough table shower. Somebody give me a reco for a current hottie and I will report back on this LE situation that has you all so scared.

Guaranteed, the only way anything happens to you at a massage parlor is if the cops witness you handing the masseuse a bank roll while she has her hand wrapped around your dick. Your risk is that they raid the place while you are there. If so, your story is that it's your first time there. You're getting a legit massage before meeting some friends for Bible study.

[QUOTE=Sjohns;2468827]Went by yesterday lunchtime and parked over and to the right as things looked busy. Before I get out of the car, I noticed an unmarked, dark 4 dr sedan pull up in front and pause for maybe 10-15 secs. I could be wrong but it seemed to be making note of the 2 cars and / or license no. S parked in front. If you drive a blue lexus or a white bmw, hope all is well. Needless to say, I didn't stick around. Maybe another day. Careful out there fellas.[/QUOTE]

Hey guys, I've been lurking for a few weeks, and figured I'd throw in my two cents.

Recently visited Qing on western by the brownline. Forgot to get the girls name, but she was short maybe 5'3' with dark wavy hair down to her shoulders. Massage was decent, nothing special. Imo, not worth the house fee. On the flip she immediately started teasing the family jewels and ended with a HE. Tipped. 4 and went upon my business. Will be returning.

Girl: 5.

Massage: 5.

Extras: 7.

Made a visit to Sunny on west Armitage. Paid the house price for the hour, got an above average massage from an above average pretty girl aged around 30. I believe a previous reviewer described a schoolteacher-looking girl who greeted him upon entry and I believe this is her (another girl actually gave him his massage). I started playing with her before the flip to signal to her what I'm thinking, and she doesn't stop me or anything so I figure extras are on the way. On the flip I made the gesture with my hand but she promptly placed my own hand on my junk. It was quite the laugh actually. So, no extras, but the massage itself was like I said, above average, and I would probably pay the house fee just for it. She did mention that two other younger girls worked there and that next time I'd have a massage from them. I wasn't sure if she was implying that they do extras or not. I will have to do further investigation.

Girl: 8.

Massage: 8.

Extras: 0.

Any one suggest massage center in Naperville with HE.

[QUOTE=OhHeyThere01;2469305]Made a visit to Sunny on west Armitage. Paid the house price for the hour, got an above average massage from an above average pretty girl aged around 30. I believe a previous reviewer described a schoolteacher-looking girl who greeted him upon entry and I believe this is her (another girl actually gave him his massage). I started playing with her before the flip to signal to her what I'm thinking, and she doesn't stop me or anything so I figure extras are on the way. On the flip I made the gesture with my hand but she promptly placed my own hand on my junk. It was quite the laugh actually. So, no extras, but the massage itself was like I said, above average, and I would probably pay the house fee just for it. She did mention that two other younger girls worked there and that next time I'd have a massage from them. I wasn't sure if she was implying that they do extras or not. I will have to do further investigation.

Girl: 8.

Massage: 8.

Extras: 0.[/QUOTE]I believe it was me that posted my first visit there. I went back maybe 3 weeks ago.

I went back for the giggly little thing but they told me she was not working there any longer.

So I paid the entrance and was shown a room and waited a few minutes and in pops a 30 year old.

Average kind of pleasant. Massage was so-so and not talkative at all. Flipped and she asked for 5 for he.

I hate when they do that. I refused. Left her 10 on purpose and left. 2nd visit disappointing.

Went to an AMP on the northside the other day. A Spa named after an American Lady's name (rhymes with Enda). Actually wanted a legit massage but they had wondering hands. On the flip there was some back and forth on the price but we agreed on an unlucky asian number. Was surprised I was given attention on the first visit. They don't seem to be very discreet, she left the door open a couple times with other visitors walking past.

Massage was a 5.

Ending was a 5.

She was a 5.

Didn't get a name. Didn't see anyone worth remembering. Won't be back.